The villain in the book wrote a diary, and the heroine was completely ruined

Chapter 34 Are You Cosplaying As A Cricket Pupa? Lu Yun: Is There A Fountain In Your Throat?

Time.

Let's go back to three minutes ago.

In the dark environment, Chu Xuan used his chin to shovel the ground for an unknown period of time.

After hitting the wall countless times.

Finally found the right direction and came to the place in front of him.

Compared with the pitch-darkness before.

The place in front of him is not so dark because something not far away emits green light.

At least, the swelling in the gap between the cloth strips has subsided a lot, and he can see the surrounding situation clearly.

Especially.

Feeling the vitality and strong wood-attributed aura emitted by the green light.

Chu Xuan feels that he is definitely stable this time!

"Haha! Stupid Lu Yun! This great opportunity that I am about to get this time!"

"I really have to thank you for your previous bullying!"

"Without you, my charming eyes and protagonist halo would not have been promoted to the first level in silence."

"My father was completely bewitched!"

Thinking of the previous humiliation, Chu Xuan's eyes revealed a hideous and resentful look.

On his face, he began to unconsciously put on a grim smile.

"Don't worry, wait until I absorb the wood attribute secret spirit here!"

"I will definitely deal with you after I get out!

"Skin you and pull out your tendons! Refining your soul and lighting a lamp! Hahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"???"

Chu Xuan's expression froze, and he was suddenly a little confused.

"I, why... I seem to hear that idiot's laughter?"

"......"

"It's probably because it's too empty here, it's an echo..."Chu Xuan laughed dryly, thinking that he must have heard it wrong.

"Dad said that he would buy me three days."

"How long has it been? He can't even come in."

Muttering to this, Chu Xuan seemed to have successfully cleansed himself.

After breathing a sigh of relief, he gritted his teeth and said with resentment in his eyes.

"It's all that idiot's fault! He's almost traumatized me!"

"Fuck, I won't be able to sleep or eat if I don't get my revenge!"

"Idiot! You wait! This time..."

"Bang!!!"

Before Chu Xuan finished muttering, he felt like he was hit by a train.

He felt like he was riding a roller coaster and crashed into the wall.

"Bang!"

"Ah!!! Shit!"

When Chu Xuan landed, he was like a turtle that couldn't turn over.

He struggled for several times but couldn't turn over.

The key point is that his body is burning now. Being pressed like this is like an ant on a hot pot.

"Ah!!!"

"Shit! Who kicked me???"

"I'm so mad! Hiss!!! Ah!!!"

Looking at Chu Xuan lying on the ground twisting and trying to turn over.

Seeing this, Lu Yun stepped forward quickly.

As if frightened, he stepped on him crazily.

"Fuck, fuck! Big meat bug!"

"Everything in this formation has become a spirit! Fuck!"

"I'm scared to death!"

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

"Ah!!! I'm a young Lu Yun!!! Stop stepping on me! It's me! It's me!!!"

Chu Xuan finally broke down.

He finally recognized the reality.

That was not an illusion, it was the real Lu Yun.

He was about to break down now.

Why can he run into this evil star everywhere.

"Lu Yun, you idiot!!! It's me! Stop kicking me! Fuck!!!"

Chu Xuan's voice broke, and this roar scared Lu Yun.

"Oh my god?"

Lu Yun blinked his ignorant eyes and bent down to take a closer look.

"You can't be Chu Xuan, the disciple of Master Kuya of Lei Wufeng of Xuanyu Sect?"

"Puff!!!"

Chu Xuan almost spit out blood.

He said with anger and rage. "It's me!!! Why the hell are you kicking me! Did I provoke you?"

Lu Yun heard this, glared, and said with a chuckle.

"Why do you want to kick you?"

"I was just taking a walk here, and suddenly a big white fleshy worm appeared, and I was almost scared to death!"

"I haven't asked you why you didn't stay in bed with your father in the middle of the night, but came here to tie yourself up like a mummy to scare me."

"You dare to scold me?"

"I'm kicking you!"

After that.

Lu Yun raised his foot and kicked and kicked, and Chu Xuan's painful wails came from this huge stone cave.

Lu Zfeng, every time he landed, there was a bang.

"You're not sleeping in the middle of the night! You're running out to scare people!"

"Ah!!!"

"Don't you know that your father scared me so much that my heart is out of rhythm!"

"Ah!"

"You're still scaring me! Scary! Scary! Scary!"

"Ah!!! Lu Yun, I'm so ahhh!!!"

"I'll fucking let you scare me by COSing a cricket pupa!"

"Ahh!!!"

"You want to break out of the cocoon and become a butterfly, right?"

"Ahh!!!"

"You want to turn against Tian Gang?"

"Ahh!!!"

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Scare me! Fuck!"

"I'm hitting your arms!"

[Hahahahaha!]

[Comfortable!]

[Cool!!!]

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[Oh, suddenly I feel clear, and my feet feel clear too

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[Now start to get him a dragon, and increase his strength]

[Our best villain can't forget the main quest]

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[Don't mention it, I haven't seen him for a few days, and I miss him a little

Everyone's expressions were very difficult to understand, and finally they couldn't help laughing out loud.

They fought for a long time until Chu Xuan stopped making any sound.

Lu Yun let out a long breath.

Stepped on Chu Xuan's chest and bent down.

"Hey, idiot!"

"Wake up!"

Chu Xuan only felt the ribs in his chest cracking, and his whole body was burning with pain.

But compared to the physical pain, the unspeakable anger and shame.

It made his chest and brain explode.

You know.

He was beaten up inside and out by Lu Yun at Qingxiu Peak, and all the bones in his body were beaten evenly.

Except that his cultivation was not abolished.

There was no good place on his body.

Of course, he was the protagonist, and the more oppressed he was, the more opportunities he would get.

On the contrary, because of Lu Yun's beating, Ku Ya used a large amount of body-tempering elixir to soak him in algae.

By chance, he also got a chance to temper his physique.

It was just because it took time for the body to recover, and Ku Ya was afraid of forcing things, so at Chu Xuan's request.

He was wrapped tightly with cloth strips.

Who knows.

He will be almost recovered in these three days! The bandage can be removed soon!

Lu Yun kicked and kicked him again, and he was almost evened out.

"Puff!"

Chu Xuan spat out a mouthful of blood, and the resentful eyes in the gap of the cloth stared at Lu Yun.

"Why are you here! Why can you come here?"

This matter is the most confusing thing for him besides the resentment.

Dad clearly said! He will buy him three days!

Lu Yun was stunned.

"That's normal, your dad bought you three days, isn't it over?"

"???"

Chu Xuan's eyes widened instantly when he heard it.

He struggled to sit up with disbelief on his face, but his body was broken again and he couldn't listen to it.

"No, it's impossible!!!"

He seemed to have thought of something, and his eyes were full of fear and shame.

Lu Yun looked around with surprise, and looked at Chu Xuan with shock in his eyes.

"Oh my god?"

"No way, no way?"

"You can't have used your chin to shovel here from the entrance, right?"

"Puff!!!"

Chu Xuan finally couldn't hold it anymore.

He spat out a mouthful of blood.

But in order to beat Lu Yun in this, he deliberately let Ku Ya tie his mouth.

So this time, he only soaked the cloth strip.

"No wonder I saw that the bandage on your chin was worn out."

"Puff!!!"

"Look, this chin is worn flat."

"Puff!!!"

Chu Xuan spat out three mouthfuls of blood, and Lu Yun was stunned.

[This little thing can spray blood, damn, it's not dead yet?]

[No wonder it's the protagonist, its physical fitness is awesome]

Girls: Puff! Hahahahaha!

Lan Yurou and others were laughing like crazy.

Even Ye Qingxian and An Chan, who had been looking for a place, couldn't help laughing out loud.

[It's just that the psychological quality is not good]

[Your mentality is too bad]

The women looked resentful.

Whoever meets you will be upset.

[No! I don't believe this today!]

[I want to see how much blood he can spray]

The women were shocked when they saw this.

No?

Please!

You should be a human being, right?

Lu Yun saw that he had recovered and said in shock.

"No, I thought you came in three days in advance and were absorbed by the secret spirit."

"And you are celebrating by COSing the cricket pupa here."

"Puff!!!"

"It turns out that you haven't arrived yet."

"Puff!!!"

After being poked in the lungs again, Chu Xuan's mentality collapsed.

"Brother, you are too abstract."

"You are totally redundant. ”

“Puff!!!”

“Why don’t you just absorb the secret spirit?”

“Is it because you don’t like absorbing secret spirits?”

“Puff!!!”

“Or do you have to play some kind of celebration to absorb this secret spirit?”

“Puff!!!!!!”

Chu Xuan collapsed.

The blood went over the cloth strips and sprayed directly into a rainbow (refer to the famous scene of the master spraying blood).

[Wife, come out and see the rainbow!]

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His eyes were filled with anger, resentment, confusion, deception, astonishment and dozens of other complex expressions.

His eye sockets were cracked.

If Lu Yun hadn’t stepped on his chest, his rapid breathing would have exploded his chest.

He stared at Lu Yun tremblingly, as if he was looking at a devil.

Really.

He has lived two lives, and he has never seen such a good lung piercing.

“Lu Yun, you fucking……………

“Bang!!!”

“Ah!!!”

Before Chu Xuan finished speaking, Lu Yun kicked the ball to a brighter place.

However, this place is a little further from the direction of the secret spirit.

Lu Yun ran over quickly, continued to step on his chest and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"I was just busy chatting with you just now."

"You almost bumped into the secret spirit."

"???"

Chu Xuan widened his eyes and looked at the place just now, and then looked at the secret spirit eight feet away.

His trembling eyes were oozing blood, and he felt his eyes go black and his head buzzing.

"Puff!!!"

0... Ask for flowers...

[Fuck! So awesome!]

[Is this like a fountain in the throat?]

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Watching the blood spurt up high.

Lu Yun's face was full of enlightenment.

Then he took out the diary.

[I saw that his psychological quality is really bad]

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[I am a great villain]

[In order to educate the protagonist, give Tiandao a great protagonist with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics and labor

Women:???

[I have decided! In the future, I will not only give him a physical dragon, but also increase his strength]

[I also have to give him a psychological dragon]

Women:???

[Take care of both his physical and psychological qualities, and make him an excellent talent with noble character and both virtue and morality

[Then let him ascend! Let Tiandao give him a little red flower!]

Women were stunned: Do you want to listen to what you are talking about?

[Hey! A great villain like me is hard to find even with a lantern]

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[First lesson now! Give him a psychological dragon]

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Close the diary.

Lu Yun stepped on Chu Xuan's chest, and when he stopped bleeding, he also recovered.

He leaned forward and said suspiciously.

"Why do I think the cloth on you looks a bit like women's clothes..."

Chu Xuan's mind finally stopped buzzing after he came back to his senses.

After hearing this, he felt that he was fine again.

"Hehe!"

"These are all clothes of my female disciples of Lei Wufeng!"

"When I got injured, all the female disciples of Lei Wufeng contributed their clothes to me to wrap my wounds!"

【Look at this kid】

【All of them were beaten silly】

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【He's even running into my gun】

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Chu Xuan saw that Lu Yun didn't say anything, thinking he was jealous.

But before he started to laugh, he saw Lu Yun poking his head out suspiciously.

"Hey, isn't that right?"

"The only female disciples of Lei Wufeng who are still here are Ruhua and Xiaochaohong, right?"

Chu Xuan was startled, and his face suddenly changed.

"Ruhua is the one who manages the vegetable garden at Lei Wufeng, and the pits on her face can be used to grow vegetables."

"Xiaochaohong is the one who manages the kitchen at Lei Wufeng, and she weighs more than 280 kilograms. In two months, she will be ready to be released."

Lu Yun was startled, and subconsciously looked at Chu Xuan's red eyes with fear and said.

"Awesome, buddy?"

"You're still okay with this?"

"Puff!!!"

Chu Xuan couldn't hold it in, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

"Get out of here!!! This is not theirs! It's not theirs!!!"

"You're the one who likes this!!!"

Lu Yun's eyes widened instantly when he heard this.

He leaned forward with a surprised look on his face.

"Turtle?"

"This can't be the clothes of those female cultivators your father has charged into, right?"

Chu Xuan was stunned, his face flushed.

"It's broken!"

"Why does it smell like seafood?"

"???"

"Puff!!!"

Chu Xuan's eyes widened, and he suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood.

"Hey?!!"

After seeing the strip of cloth on Chu Xuan's head clearly, Lu Yun immediately pinched her nose and stepped back.

"Oh my god! Your father is a genius!"

"I can see that he really loves you."

"The cloth he wrapped around your head was all torn from bitter tea seeds."

"???"

Chu Xuan was immediately furious when he heard this.

"Especially the whole piece of cloth wrapped around your nose and mouth.

"That's a fucking menstrual cloth!"

"Your dad is so awesome."

"Just take three pieces of shit and throw them at your head."

"Why does it smell like seafood?"

Chu Xuan heard it and sniffed subconsciously.

I almost had no ovulation.

Suddenly, he remembered it. No wonder he always smelled a strange smell before.

When he thought about how he had wrapped himself in bitter tea for three days.

And still got rushed by his dad...

"Puff!!!"

Chu Xuan couldn't help it and sprayed again.

It was only because Lu Yun dodged quickly, otherwise he would have been sprayed again.

[Oh, what a pity, the senior sister is not here]

[Otherwise, I could lie down and watch the fountain]

Lan Yurou's face turned red and her fists flew up.

Especially when she felt the resentful eyes of Zhou Rong and the other six people.

Lan Yurou felt like a thorn in her back and her whole body was burning.

"What are you looking at me for!"

"Tsk!"

"Rongrong???"

[What the hell? Wait?]

Everyone was startled and subconsciously looked at the old notebook.

And at this time.

In the big formation.

Lu Yun stared with a confused look on his face.

"What the hell!"

"Seafood flavor?"

"Don't be crazy about this."

"What the hell! Fortunately, I didn't take a big draw."

Lu Yun kicked Chu Xuan in a rage.

"Ah!!! Lu Yun, you are crazy!"

"I am crazy? You wrap your head with bitter tea seeds and make a noise with me, you must have a serious illness! You call me crazy.

"Puff!!! Ah!!! Lu Yun, I will fight you!"

Lu Yun waved his hand and touched his belt.

"Don't fight me first, I'm tired of kicking you, smoke a pack of cigarettes and take a break."

"???"

"Do you want to listen to what you are saying?"

Hey wait?

Chu Xuan looked at Lu Yun with a confused look on his face.

He, what did he say Xi?

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