The Troubleshooting Diary at Hogwarts

Felch didn't expect to meet his old rival at the corner. He stuck there proudly and said to Mrs. Norris, "Oh oh oh, look who we caught? The curfew time is outside. The rambling Gryffindor trio, huh? You haven't been to my office in years."

Juey glanced back at Fred, who was already very remorseful, and cursed inwardly.

George laughed dryly and asked curiously, "Why are you talking about the big three?"

"Oh, because I've always caught the little trio headed by Harry Potter in recent years." Filch explained in a good mood, his mouth grinning With a disgusting smile, Zhu Yi, who looked at the jagged yellow teeth in his mouth, really wanted to punch him out.

The three people who stumbled this time exchanged their "blessings" with Filch's eyes, while following Filch who had never been there since he entered the first grade messy room.

"How did he manage to not clean it up for years? I remember finding the Marauder's map in that drawer, and now the table is still there, even the one next to the legs The broken book hasn't been touched!" Joey said with disgust when Filch went to prepare cat food for Mrs. Norris.

"Ha, maybe he spent all his time catching students who violated the rules?"

"Or trying to find evidence that you're not a Squib?"

Fred and George's eyes searched the broken shelves in the office to see if there was anything new, but their words were not less mean.

"Ha!" Zhu Yi was amused by the words of the two of them, and couldn't help laughing, only to be caught by Filch.

"It seems that you are not at all ashamed and worried about breaking the school rules." Filch's face was ugly, and he had always been full of disgust for these students who could learn magic here but did not cherish them.

Pointing to the chains and whips on the wall, he said, "I would be very happy if one day I was allowed to punish you with these things!"

"Oh, then I'm afraid you have to wait until the dark wizard controls the school." Zhu Yi is very disgusted with those torture instruments that look gloomy, this is not the Middle Ages, who would use these things? Isn't the tickling quill more desperate? She said regretfully, "But it's a pity that Dumbledore will keep you from getting what you want."

Felch was irritated by Zhu Yi's attitude, his nose flickered with anger, and he clenched his fists and approached Zhu Yi with a grim expression.

Fred and George stepped forward at the same time to block Zhu Yi, who was about to roll up his sleeves and take out his wand, and said to Filch with a smile: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, they are all old guys! After so many years Feelings, let's talk calmly!"

Juey rolled her eyes and pulled her hand out of her pocket, so many years of fighting feelings? Still calm, when did they fight Filch without being a jerk?

Felch obviously thinks the same as Joey, he has no intention of coexisting peacefully, but the twins, two big men a head taller than him standing in front of him, still have a certain shock powerful. In addition, he was only beaten by George once last year, and he knew how hard the big boy's fist was.

What contraband did you bring!"

He knew that these three students were peddling strange things all day long, and he was sure to find something convicted in them! He didn't want to finally catch these three people once, only to deduct points for violating the curfew, and at least make them work for a week!

Juey and the twins had another brief exchange, and after confirming that they had hidden everything, they generously agreed to Filch's search. After all, they didn't want to resist too fiercely to alarm Professor McGonagall, otherwise, with Professor McGonagall's temper, they would definitely have ten more long papers!

Filch was quite satisfied with their cooperation. He searched George and Fred's pockets carefully, but found nothing, which made him very annoyed. When everyone, including himself, thought it was impossible to gain anything, he was pleasantly surprised and took out a dirty crown from the pocket of the chairman's robe!

"Ha! Look what this is!" Filch excitedly raised his crown in front of Jue and said loudly, "You wouldn't say this is your hair accessory, would you? It looks like an old thing, tell me, where did you steal it from?"

Fred and George looked at each other, neither of them knew when Joey put on such a thing! Wait, was it brought out of the Requirement Room?

Zhu Yi nodded helplessly to the doubtful eyes of the two of them, making a mistake! She forgot she had it in her pocket! If I knew it earlier, I pretended to be uncomfortable and passed out. Is it too late now?

"Uh, this is our grandmother's relic, I gave it to Zhu Yi as an engagement gift!" Fred quickly made up a decent reason.

Felch swept the three of them's faces with "I don't believe it at all" eyes, and said with a gloomy smile: "It's still engaged, it's not bad that you two can last until graduation and not break up Yes, I can see too much! Wait until I hand this thing over to the principal tomorrow and you will be punished. I hope the principal will agree to your work for a week with me!"

Fred was furious with Filch. If George hadn't caught him, he would definitely rush up and give Filch a shut-mouth curse! It's nothing to do, this old **** actually cursed him!

Then he shook the crown in front of Zhu Yi's eyes and arrogantly put it in his drawer.

"Did he really think we would be expelled from school because of that broken crown?" When Zhu Yi and the twins returned to the lounge to go back to their dorms, she smiled slyly, "Is it possible that tomorrow I will be expelled?" Would you still admit that the thing came out of my pocket?"

Ju Yi thought a lot about how to respond to tomorrow's professor or the principal's questioning in the evening, but all of them were useless. Since no professors had come to her for days, even Filch himself stopped talking about the tiara.

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Zhu Yi stretched out his head and watched the liquid in the crucible quickly turn bright yellow, and replied indifferently with a sigh of admiration: "Never mind, it wasn't ours anyway, and that head The crown is so dirty, even if he wanted to give it to his girlfriend, he would have to put a lot of effort into wiping it."

"He has a girlfriend?!" Fred was so frightened that he almost knocked over the cauldron.

Zhu Yi subconsciously held the crucible with her hands, but the scalding crucible almost burst into tears, Fred grabbed her finger and stuffed it into his mouth, and a few beside him Gryffindor let out a small snicker.

"Are Miss Forrester's fingers delicious, Mr. Weasley? Or can it be more hygienic?" Professor Snape stood with a black face and showed his affection The young couple sneered and said, "Make me a good potion! Gryffindor who will never learn to restrain himself!"

"Hahaha!"

Although Professor Snape was scolding the classmates of his own house, the Gryffindors still burst into laughter, and felt that Professor Snape had spoken their hearts this time, hahahaha !

George almost overturned the table in front of him with a smile, and Fumira also covered her mouth and snickered. She was the only Slytherin in the classroom to laugh, and Professor Snape gave her a hard look.

"It seems that everyone thinks I am very humorous, let me make a more humorous suggestion, today all Gryffindors have to try the cough potion they finally made, I hope this does not It will be the last time you laugh out loud in your life." Professor Snape walked slowly to the podium and sneered at the Gryffindors whose smiles froze for a moment.

"Oh, you are so miserable!" Fumira smiled at George with a disheveled face. Their dean is always partial, so nice!

Maybe she was threatened with death, all the Gryffindors in the second half of today's class were full of energy and crucibles. Scales said the tip of the salamander's tail, which was no bigger than her pinky fingernail, was.

In the end, except for one boy who choked on his cough syrup, no one died on the spot, luckily! Of course, most of the Slytherins who were slowly packing up and waiting to watch the excitement were very disappointed.

"Oh, my eyes are going blind!" Jue complained to Fumira, who was leaning against the corridor wall waiting to laugh at her as soon as she left the classroom, "I was still in the end. I wonder if I really put the right weight, otherwise Fred and I may be the first couple to die because of the wrong potion ingredients!"

"Oh, then I'll write you a "Romeo and Juliet of the Magic World" as your eulogy." Fumira didn't sympathize with her at all, on the contrary, she proposed it with interest own unique creativity.

, I sincerely request.

"Hahahaha!" George, who was closely behind Fred, burst into laughter, "Fred, you are such a lover!"

Juey was almost ripped off Fred's robe by their brothers' laughter. Fumira has been leaning there and looking at them with a small smile, her eyes are full of envy and yearning.

A weekend trip to Hogsmeade has always been a favorite activity for Hogwarts students, especially on a sunny weekend! Harry and the others happily stood at the front of the line early in the morning with the permission form signed by the guardian.

Juey invited Fumira to go shopping in Hogsmeade today at the request of George to pay the price of a week of prophecy work. She is now standing outside the long line with the twins, waiting for the arrival of the eldest lady, and by the way, researches what new and interesting faces are in the line.

Angelina was booked all weekends by Ryan early, and seriously, she never thought her brother would be so clingy! Are your high-cold characters not playing, Ryan? !

"Everyone said Harry and the three of them are our successors, and that's true." George tapped Filch with his chin, and said happily, "Just look at Filch in The length of the examination on their bodies will prove it!"

"It sounds like you guys are quite proud." Fumira finally appeared, wearing a dark green tweed dress and a black lace hat, standing slim in front of them.

"Wow!" Jue secretly pointed at George, who had been stunned, and smiled at Fred, "Someone is stupid."

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It's almost 30W words before I know it, my God! I'm not finished yet! Why don't you just end your love life! The author is tired, woo woo woo...