The Troubleshooting Diary at Hogwarts
Chapter 71: March 10 overcast
After the Christmas break, Jue heard Ron talk about the fact that they used Polyjuice to find Draco who was the heir of the Chamber of Secrets, and of course Hermione turned into a cat face. can hide. After all, George had just come back from a stone head and was still being rebuked by Madam Pomfrey in the school hospital.
"You had a wonderful Christmas, I regret going to the United States!" Zhu Yi said disappointedly, she had nothing to say except for a few huge snowball fights, This is so regrettable!
"I still regret not going to the United States with you." Fred was also very disappointed. He felt that he had missed the first good time in his life.
Although no students were petrified in the school for more than a month, the depressing atmosphere has always enveloped the school. It wasn't until Professor Lockhart's special gift to students on Valentine's Day that there was much more to talk about.
The most important topic of course is that Harry was blocked many times in the morning by the ridiculous dwarf with wings on his back, forced to listen to many strange love words, that "his eyes" Like a freshly pickled leopard, his black hair is as black as a chalkboard." The love poem is almost identical to George's lack of vocabulary.
Juey and the twins were not at the scene at the time, but after returning to the lounge, Ron couldn't wait to tell them.
"Hey, George, this love poem is very characteristic of you. I think this girl must not have bought our lover's quill!" She also took out the product and demonstrated it.
The quill quickly and beautifully wrote on the paper "I fell in love with you not long ago, and since then, my love for you has increased every day, I really hope to see your fly in the ointment , so that I can be worthy of you" and so on.
Hermione read this love poem several times and exclaimed: "It's beautiful, this is a love letter that Napoleon wrote to his wife, your product is really hard work!"
"No, it cost a lot of money." George said distressedly, "Our ghostwriting master has charged a lot of retouching fees."
"But you can earn more, I like this pen, how much?" Hermione immediately bought one.
The Gryffindor-approved lover's quill quickly set off a new craze in the school, with the twins earning fifty Galleons just before noon on Valentine's Day! Even Professor Lockhart came to buy five, which he kept insisting was just to spice up his readers' autographs.
Juey handed over the photo of Professor Lockhart that he had collected on the spot and asked him to sign it, the quill wrote "The moonlight envelopes my love around you, do you feel it? ?" Behind it was Professor Lockhart's fancy signature, which Zhu Yi was very satisfied with.
Fred was furious when he saw Jue holding that stupid photo to his chest, he decided to let Jue feel the photo from Fred after school today Like the moonlight shrouded in her love!
These quills add a lot of real romance to the students, at least those ridiculous "cupids" cut out a lot of adjectives as charming as potion stuff, and fewer love letters Some embarrassment.
Joey quietly gave Ginny a pen during her lunch break and suggested that she write a new love letter to Harry: "Don't mention the toad again, dear. "
Juey's words made Ginny almost jump up, she asked in horror: "How do you know it was written by me! Does anyone else know?"
Zhu Yi patted Ginny on the back soothingly, and said with a smile: "No one knows, even I was determined a second ago."
Ginny blushed with shame and anger, she was cheated!
, you don't need to look back to see me, I'm always by your side." The students around couldn't help but listen quietly. Even the Hufflepuff students, who usually have scruples about Harry, couldn't help but congratulate Harry for having a tasteful suitor. Harry blushed again, but he didn't want to bury himself under the floor again this time.
Juey sat at the dining table and looked at Ginny, who was snickering to herself, and complained to Fred who kept urging her to eat quickly: "You would urge me to eat, but you didn't write me a letter. A love letter!" And today as long as there are dwarfs who want to get close to her, Fred will directly silence the dwarves to shut up.
Fred whispered in her ear, "I'll take you to a good place after dinner, and I'll tell you personally."
After the Quidditch match between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw, the trees at Hogwarts turned green, the sun was slowly warming, and the lawn outside the castle became The students' favorite place, even near the beating willow where a bird was killed every now and then, there would be a couple of young couples leaning against each other and whispering.
But Jue is reluctant to see Fred today, because she has a few pimples! She watched as the red pimples on her nose and cheeks were collapsing, and Angelina was still trying to persuade her to go out and show him at Fred's request.
"Fred said he wouldn't dislike you even if you were covered in pimples, what are you dissatisfied with? Go out!" Angelina said with a headache, Ryan still Waiting for her in the library, she doesn't have much time to be a messenger.
"The one with pimples all over the body is the leopard!" Zhu Yi said with a bitter face, "I don't want to wait for him to kiss me, there are these enlarged red pimples in the eyes !"
Angelina imagined that scene, it seemed really funny, hahahaha! She also smiled rudely, and then expressed her understanding to Zhu Yi.
"Okay, I'll go tell him and let him give you some time to restore your beauty." Angelina smiled and Zhu Yi started to scratch her and gave a good suggestion, "I Remember that Fumira has made a lot of acne relievers this year, you can ask her for help!"
When Zhu Yi heard this, she immediately hugged Angelina and said happily: "Oh, you're right. I'll let Miaomiao send a letter to Fumira!"
Fred was finally persuaded by Angelina, and after receiving Fumira's reply, Zhu Yi immediately covered her face with her cape and hat and ran downstairs. , Fumira said that she was waiting for her at the door on the stairs to the basement on the first floor. She also said that she had just made a special magic potion for pus, and was worried that no one would test the medicine.
"I'll never have this kind of thing on my face, it's so annoying. You can just help me try the medicine, don't worry, it won't let you The pimples became more," Fumira's letter read.
Zhu Yi really wanted to put a few dung eggs in the envelope and send it back, but after thinking about it, she really couldn’t make any decent special medicine with her potion level, so she decided to take a gamble, She believed that Slytherin's potion level would not let her down.
Zhu Yi thought that her disguise was very successful. Although several students became interested in her appearance along the way, they only laughed a few times. Until she was passing by the library, she was suddenly photographed from behind.
"Hey, Zhu Yi, what are you doing?" It was Hermione, she was holding two thick books, standing behind Zhu Yi and asked curiously, "What's wrong with your face? Why are you covering up so tightly?"
Juey quickly pulled Hermione to the corner of the corridor, revealed her face and said, "Look at my face!"
Hermione took a serious look and asked, "What's wrong? Nothing has changed!" Isn't this a normal human face?
"Can't you see the tip of my nose and left cheek?" Zhu Yi emphasized, "There are three big red pimples!" She couldn't believe such obvious flaws in her appearance. Min didn't see it.
"Well...it's just pimples, it's much better than the last time." Hermione didn't understand, and then asked very researchingly, "I remember the first time I saw When you were you, you went to the auditorium for breakfast without even combing your hair. How did you become so concerned about your appearance in just two years? Is it because of love?"
Juey was asked by Hermione, she recalled, when did she start paying attention to dressing herself? It seems... after the first kiss with Fred... Oh, that first kiss was really beautiful... Zhu Yi was unconsciously immersed in the memory.
"Hey! Jue, come back to my senses!" Hermione patted Jue on the shoulder again before pulling her consciousness back from the charming corner of Hogsmeade, "You just now Where are you going?" Hermione reminded her kindly.
"Oh! I'm going to find Fumira on the first floor to get something!" Only then did Zhu Yi remember her original purpose, and immediately turned to leave. Fumira hates waiting for others the most. If she can get it too long, it might not be the pustule special potion but the pustule growth potion.
"Wait!" Hermione grabbed Zhu Yi's arm, then solemnly took out a small mirror, and said in a low voice: "In this special period, we can't turn around casually, we must first look in the mirror Look inside to see if there are basilisks behind."
"basilisk? What basilisk?" Zhu Yi asked excitedly when she heard the exciting name. The domineering name of the basilisk sounds not far from the Warrior Medal. what!
"Oh, I just checked the information from the library and verified that the only thing that can petrify the living body is the basilisk, but you must not look directly into its eyes, otherwise it will not be petrified but go directly to Seeing Merlin." Hermione explained proudly, raising the small note in her hand.
"Wow, that sounds cool!" Jue exclaimed.
"Oh, thank you for your compliment." Hermione raised the mirror behind her and Jue, thanking her a little embarrassedly.
"It's nothing, I'm not praising you, but the basilisk that sounds very emotional." Zhu Yi put his eyes in front of the mirror and said with interest, "But the eyes of the basilisk What is it like? Otherwise, how do I know what I'm seeing? Oh, my pimples don't look so red in this little mirror! Hey, this big yellow eye in the mirror..." Zhu Yi Suddenly there was no sound.
Hermione felt that Zhu Yi's body was hardened, and said strangely: "I saw something, and I was so scared. Merlin. What is this..."
She froze too…
The author has something to say:
Zhu Yi: Why are other heroines always beautiful, but I still have acne? !
Author: Did I say you are the heroine? Obviously Fumira is! Didn't you see how popular she was?
Juey: …
I started to walk the plot. I spent the afternoon stroking it well yesterday, and then I went to lick Ollie's photo... woo woo woo, such a good figure and really tall! That grin... Forget the Avadasso pants!
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