The Troubleshooting Diary at Hogwarts

"It's been five months."

"No, Nefer, that won't work..."

"I told Sirius."

"You..."

"He said he was going to give us a mountain as a gift, so that you would have a place to have fun after you transform at night."

"Nefer, wait..."

"I told my parents too."

"Nepha..."

"My father is very interested in whether I will give birth to a little werewolf. My mother, Professor Snape, wrote a letter to ask for the preparation method of the wolf poison potion."

"Severus, he knows?" Professor Lupin's voice sounded resigned at this time.

"He said you were an old bastard."

"Yes, that's right, he's right..."

"I also told Dumbledore."

"Well, you told a lot of people, Nefer."

"Dumbledore said I could take maternity leave, just in time."

"Let's get married, Nefer."

Professor Lupin, who was not far away, had already embraced Tonks, Zhu Yi and Fumira's eyes were a little wet, and they could hear that Professor Lupin's voice was a little suppressed and choked.

"Remus, you are old and poor." Tonks' voice was no longer as funny and free and easy as before, but also had a bit of a cry.

"I can drink a little potion of youth, I will try to make money..."

"You rejected me fiercely just now. Are you proposing now because of this child?"

"It's because of this child, and even more because this child's mother is you."

"Forget it, when you don't drink, you talk like this, or you who have been drinking are more straightforward!"

"Nefer, would you like to..."

"Of course I do! Who made me fall in love with you old, ugly, poor coward!"

"Thank you, Nefer."

"Wait, this cockroach looks weird..."

"Ka Ka Ka..." A piercing sound of metal being crushed came from the earphones, and the four people who were listening quickly took off the earphones, and then found that the two people suddenly appear before them.

"Ha, shapeshifting, we can learn this year too, haha." Zhu Yi first found the former professor who was waiting for them to explain, and laughed dryly.

"What are you doing here?" Lupin asked unnaturally.

“一群爱偷听的欠揍小屁孩！”唐克斯已经开始撸袖子打算揍人了，她咬牙切齿道。

In the end, the four Zhu Yi were not really beaten under the dissuasion of Professor Lupin, but all the good things in the twins' pockets were all taken out, Tonks said that even if they were four Personal money for her.

"I am really envious of Yirong Magus, I think you can try to make a product similar to the compound decoction! It can become another face in a short time, no It takes too long, such as one minute, which will definitely be popular!" After the four returned to the castle, Zhu Yi excitedly proposed an idea.

"Good idea! But where are we going to find so many people's hair?" Fred thinks an idea is very good, but it is a bit difficult to realize.

“We can write to some celebrities asking for cooperation, and if they are willing to provide their own hair, we will be able to pay them a proportional dividend of their product revenue.” Fumira soon He figured out a way to be the executive director of Weasley's Joke Workshop!

Oh, Sirius helped them register the store with the Ministry of Magic this year, and the four of them were named after a poker showdown. Square," said Joey, or the Weasley Joke Shop is more fun!

"It makes sense! We can ask Hermione to discuss with Krum first, think about it, which boy doesn't want to become Krum!" Zhu Yi applauded.

"I don't want to." Fred pouted. However, he was full of self-confidence today, so he didn't eat too much vinegar.

When they were about to enter the auditorium, Fumira suddenly grabbed Juey, and firmly drove George and Fred away. Zhu Yi was pulled by her to a remote corner, and saw that she took out a small bottle of potion and handed it to herself.

"What is this?" Zhu Yi curiously raised the bottle of light blue potion.

Fumira immediately pressed her hand down and whispered: "Contraceptive potion, drink it!"

What? ! Zhu Yi almost threw the potion bottle that seemed to suddenly become hot in his hand. Avoid, what contraception? Her tongue froze, staring at Fumira speechless.

"No...why..." Zhu Yi's tongue softened a little, barely able to make a sound.

"Stop talking nonsense, did Fred use it?" Fumira asked sternly.

"Huh?" Zhu Yi's confused expression explained everything.

Fumira rolled her eyes, took the potion bottle and opened the cork and poured it into Zhu Yi's open mouth, then took out a small handful of colorful stuff from the bag. into Joey's pocket.

The crisp sound of the plastic wrap rubbing made Jue instantly realize what those were. She covered her pocket nervously and whispered, "You you you you! Where did you get it! Do you still take it with you?"

"I ordered it from the Muggle shop, and I can't expect these impulsive and silly wizard boys to know there is such a good thing!" Fumira patted her handbag and said triumphantly, " I received this this morning, how could I take it with me every day!"

"Miss, I really admire you!" Zhu Yi said dumbfounded.

"Girls need to learn to protect themselves, Zhu Yi." Fumira emphasized earnestly.

Juey's dinner was terrified with a pile of fancy goodies in her pocket. She was really afraid that if she bent over, she would "crack" and fall to the ground, and then she would really die.

Fred looked very strange, and the left hand pocket that Zhu Yi had been protecting from time to time made him even more concerned, what was there to make her even eat all the food on the left hand side? ? Wouldn't it be another Krum signature or something to wear?

Now the most popular boys in the whole school have no second choice except Krum. Although the die-hard fan Ron has defected, many girls are still as close as ever to follow **** Behind Krum's ass, unless he goes to the library, thanks to Mrs. Pince being both star-struck and stern.

Oh, I heard that Krum and Hermione got on the line in the library. It is exciting to see when the Cold War between Ron and Hermione will end. Everyone thought that Ron was blasphemous for Krum, but everyone who knew Hermione knew that she had a soft spot for Ron. But Ron himself was a big fool, even Zhu Yi, the big fool who took office, could see it.

Can't watch now, otherwise this girl will definitely fry. Fred kept his doubts on his mind until they were on their way back to the common room after dinner, when he led Jue up the empty stairs on the other side of the tower, and stretched out his hand as they kissed. Entering Zhu Yi's pocket, he grabbed the two things inside and took them out.

When Zhu Yi reacted, he asked with great interest: "What is this, the packaging is beautiful, is it candy?"

Juey screamed and was about to take it back, but Fred's arms were too long, so he easily lifted things out of reach of Juey.

"Hahaha, tell me, I'll give it back to you! It won't be Krum's thing again, will it?" Fred raised his eyebrows, making Zhu Yi so nervous Something he had a hunch would be surprising.

"Of course not!" Jue climbed on Fred like an octopus and tried to climb up, Fred was afraid that she would fall, and the other hand directly supported her buttocks against On the wall, the two of them stick together tightly.

Ju Yi didn't care how ambiguous this action was. She hugged Fred's neck and finally gave up and said, "This is a condom! It's just for you!"

"Avoid, condoms? Condoms?" Fred had some difficulty uttering the syllables of the word, but his clever mind quickly understood the literal meaning, and he put the condom in his pocket , lifted Zhu Yi up with both hands, put her legs around his waist, and whispered, "We have contraceptive potions, I'll go back and make them for you in a while."

"No worries, Fumira has already given me a drink." Zhu Yi rolled his eyes when he remembered that the child had fallen to the ground.

Fred really felt a little guilty at this time, he really didn't think of this hidden danger, but their Weasleys never cared about it, it just depends on how many children they have. .

But he couldn't let Joey take the risk at this time, Fred sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry, dear."

Seeing his face full of guilt, Zhu Yi felt four parts sweet, four parts distressed, and two parts funny, she took the initiative to peck his lips and said generously: "Look at you like this I'll forgive you if I'm sincere! Go back and study how to use it yourself!" She stuffed everything in her pocket into Fred's robe pocket, feeling that the bomb on her body had been defused, and she felt relieved for a while.

Fred's mind was already imagining how to use it, and then he put Jue down a little, and pressed against her suggestion: "Why don't you try it now? !"

Zhu Yi immediately felt that he was ready to go, struggling to escape from his shackles, shaking his head repeatedly and rejecting: "I'm tired! I'm so tired today! I want to go back to sleep!"

"You're not physically strong, player Forrester." Fred didn't intend to come to the truth, he took advantage of the situation and put Zhu Yi down and joked.

Juey doesn't dare to provoke any more dissatisfaction now, and rushes back to the lounge without looking back, leaving Fred with his hands in his pockets and standing there laughing.

Fred has a strong learning ability and a strong practical spirit. This is the conclusion that Zhu Yi came to tears after two days. Bless whom!

Well, I have to admit that she also got unprecedented happiness, she secretly glanced at Fred's chest, I really can't see that there is such a strong body hidden in this dress... …

Fred had long noticed that Zhu Yi's eyes were rolling around his chest, and he was a little proud. But now he was rummaging through the potion ingredients with George and had no chance to tease her.

That's right, they picked the bark of the African tree snake when Professor Snape was away! Jue is the one in charge of the sentry.

Because it is strange that there is no dried African tree snake bark in the whole market, but they must have this if they want to research new inventions, so they can only dare to come here and steal it. They didn't even dare to disturb Fumira, for fear of leaking.

"Juey, can you keep your eyes on the Marauder's map for a while? What is there on Fred's chest that attracts you so much?" Fred loaded the goods together, grinning and directly debunking Jue's little actions.

Zhu Yi was embarrassed at first, then turned her head up and said forcefully, "I'm happy to see my boyfriend anywhere, what's your business?"

"Pfft~" Fred was amused by her words, and he replied, "Yes, yes, look wherever you want!"

The three of them laughed and pretended to leave most of the tree snake bark, and they kindly left a little bit for Professor Snape.

"I think that should be enough for Professor Snape himself, if he occasionally wants to be someone else to play a prank." Fred patted the fruitful bag , said sympathetically.

I don't think Professor Snape would play a prank. Zhu Yi thought to herself, now she just hopes that the professor doesn't like the potion of compound decoction so much.

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