The Treacherous Concubine’s Guide To Whitewashing

There is no need for Yuan Luo to speak, and Si Xi sternly shouted: "Shut up! Our mother hasn't spoken yet, is it your turn to be a slave and make irresponsible remarks?" The rules of etiquette are regarded as p in the eyes of her own mother.

The female officer immediately didn't dare to say more. Yuan Luo's cruelty was well-known throughout the court. She just complained that she had fulfilled her duties as a court lady.

Yuan Luo smiled gently: "When I saw the queen enjoying the scenery here, I was curious for a while, so I came up and took a look."

While carefully examining the appearance of Queen Wei, after looking at it for a long time, I couldn't help but sigh that she was really a superb little beauty.

Worthy of being the heroine!

That's right, the queen Wei in front of me is the heroine in the original work. I remember that in the second half of the story, the Bei Rong invaded south, and even the capital was captured. Sikonglin fled in a hurry, and all the concubines in the harem fell into the hands of the barbarians. , Shame, mourning.

Empress Wei is uniquely virgin, who used gold hairpins to destroy herself after breaking through the city. Even the barbarians were convinced by her actions and did not violate her. After that, Queen Wei took refuge in the cold palace and struggled for a while, and finally waited until the protagonist led the army to recover the mountains and rivers.

Because Sikonglin was dead, she was revered as the queen mother, and the male lead even specially found the elixir to restore the peerless appearance to the young queen mother.

The author hasn't written the second half of the story, but Yuan Luo can probably speculate that it should be the happy life of the hegemonic Queen Mother Qiao.

Said to be the heroine, in fact, Queen Wei has very few scenes in the first half of the story, not as many as Yuan Luo, the traitorous concubine.

Yuan Luo seriously suspected that the book should have no heroine at all in the beginning. Later, as the heroine escalated all the way on the battlefield, the readers appealed to the protagonist that there is no such thing as socialist brotherhood around the protagonist, not even a girl. The author then realized that the protagonist should have a daughter-in-law, and urgently found a female character to upgrade from the original work, as the heroine.

The female characters in the original work are pitiful, except for Yuan Luo, a treacherous concubine who engages in the wind and rain, there is only the little white lotus flower, Empress Wei, who has a noble birth and stunning appearance. He was rejected by the emperor and lived alone in a deep palace. The place is completely in line with the usual aesthetic of straight men.

With Yuan Luo looking up and down, her heart was fascinated, and Queen Wei couldn't help but speak: "I heard that the concubine is seriously ill. I wonder if my condition is good now?"

"Thank you Queen for your concern, I'm fine." Yuan Luo smiled.

Who cares about you, just die of illness. Queen Wei curled her lips, her big beautiful eyes with frosty arrogance. He still said: "That should also be good for health and maintenance. If the cold ground is freezing today, the imperial concubine shouldn't be blowing cold air here." Hurry up, I don't want to see you.

Yuan Luo wanted to laugh at the insincere words.

Put your hands on the table, because they were so close, they inadvertently touched each other's fingers. It's cool, the queen has probably been sitting in the pavilion for a while.

Yuan Luo was shocked by the sound that came at the same time.

The protagonist's favorability, -87.

Yuan Luo:! ! ! what's the situation? Isn’t it only the protagonist who likes to look up? She had experimented with people like Sixi before, but she didn't respond. Only by touching Gu Yi can she check her favorability. Now Queen Wei can even inquire.

In other words, the heroine is also considered the protagonist. It’s no wonder that the mission condition announced by the system before is to brush a protagonist’s favorability to more than 80 points, which means that both male and female protagonists can do it. Yuan Luo, who was desperate for the first mission, suddenly saw a glimmer of light and was almost moved. She burst into tears. Compared to Gu Yi, which was impossible to resolve, it was obviously easier on Queen Wei's side.

Wait, the value you just saw is -87.

What's the situation? He killed Gu Yi's whole family and threw him to death, and they gave him a -52 deep hatred value. Since Queen Wei entered the palace, she and herself have almost no intersection, but when she met her occasionally, she lost her face several times, and she had already reached -87. This is an uncommon value!

Yuan Luo looked at Queen Wei in shock. Did he offend her severely by accident? Or this dead girl is such a little chicken belly!

Queen Wei hung her head, without expression. For a moment, Yuan Luo felt that she exuded an unpredictable and mysterious aura.

-87!

"It's really boring for Niang Niang to be bored in the palace all day. If you like to stroll around the garden, why not be with us." Yuan Luo tentatively started. It’s best to get along with each other daily.

"No, as it is freezing today, the Royal Garden has nothing to look good." Queen Wei flatly refused.

Nothing good. Have you stayed here for so long? There is a copper stove under the table in the pavilion, and both of them are holding the hand stove, but Queen Wei is still cold with her hands. From this point, it is speculated that Queen Wei should have stayed for half an hour.

What is so good about the scenery on this hill?

There were two boxes of dim sum on the table, Yuan Luo picked up a piece of lotus cake and threw it into his mouth. The opposite Empress Wei was taken aback, showing that she wanted to stop but was too late. Aware of his failure, he quickly lowered his head.

After taking two bites, Yuan Luo showed a strange expression.

It's a bit crispy...it's too sweet, panicky, and it's also mixed with a sour taste.

"It's terrible!" She couldn't help complaining.

As soon as the voice fell, I saw Queen Wei's delicate eyebrows furrowed.

Angry?

It's just a snack. Do you think you are cheating on her?

Yuan Luo simply picked up a piece and handed it to her lips, "Try it yourself."

There was some sympathy in my heart. The empress was not favored, and even the snacks delivered to her were so perfunctory. The snacks I had eaten at Zichen Palace these days were very good. However, behind the queen, there is the Webster’s clan who has the power to go to the side, shouldn’t be so miserable...

Empress Wei looked at the snacks delivered to her, she couldn't avoid it and could only take a bite. Soon, with an incredible expression on her face, she chewed hard, spit it out, took another piece and put it in her mouth.

Yuan Luo suddenly realized: "You did this?"

Queen Wei threw down the unpalatable snacks and flatly denied: "No!"

This duplicity is your work! As the queen of the dynasty, do you want to make snacks when you are bored? This hobby is pretty girly. Yuan Luo looked at the surrounding environment and suddenly woke up.

What girl! He hasn't entered Gongdou thinking yet.

This is the back garden of the Palace of the Qing Dynasty. This girl should have visited Si Konglin with a sweet snack just now. This gloomy expression was obviously rejected, and then she sat here sulking.

Speaking of auzw.com, this is also a common behavior in Gongdou dungeons that the concubine shows good wishes to the emperor, but Sikonglin is a fool, and this kind of good shows is completely glamorous for the blind. Especially bring such a terrible snack.

Fortunately, Si Konglin didn't eat it, otherwise she would suspect that she was poisoned.

After Yuan Luo saw through the deeds, Queen Wei's face was a little ugly.

Yuan Luo moved slightly and reached out and touched her finger. Favorability: -89.

Yuan Luo:...

Sure enough, she was a dead girl with a little chicken belly, and she dropped two points for such a mess. Recalling that Gu Yi was beaten half to death before, and tortured with poison, he only dropped two points.

Empress Wei retracted her hand impatiently, and sneered to the left and right: "Prepare the snack and take it back to feed the dog."

Yuan Luo sincerely reminded: "Dogs don't eat this kind of food."

But this sentence fell in the ears of Queen Wei, but it was a provocation. Her petal-like lips trembled, "The imperial concubine even cares about my Kunning Palace dog?"

"Just a reminder, if the queen mother wants to feed, I have no objection."

"It's not as good as the imperial concubine. The skill of hunting and roasting meat is the kind that cats and dogs like."

This is mocking Yuan Luo's background.

This was originally a pain point for the original owner, and he was angry with the poke, but it fell in Yuan Luo's ears without any disturbance.

After thinking about it, she nodded and said: "It's fine for hunting, but the local palace is very good at grilling and other things, and making dim sum, presumably it can be a little better than the craftsmanship of the queen."

In her last life, she was considered a little baking master.

Queen Wei was angry with her. Who doesn't know if you look at it, the woman in front of you is of Orion origin. I am afraid that she has never tasted something like dim sum before entering the palace, but now she speaks loudly.

Her mocking expression was too obvious, Yuan Luo blurted out, "Otherwise, I'll make something for the mother to try."

Empress Wei smiled disapprovingly and stood up: "Hehe, the weather is too cold, my palace is going back."

This answer is more irritating than contempt. Yuan Luo watched her lead the female officer to retreat quickly, feeling a kind of helpless despair in the cold wind.

The favorability of this dead girl seems to be even more difficult than the male lead.

***

After Yuan Luo returned to the Zichen Hall, after having dinner, the **** next to Si Konglin came in to deliver the decree, "The emperor summons the concubine empress."

Summoned at this hour...

Yuan Luo looked at the dark sky outside. Suddenly I felt some indigestion during the dinner.

Although I had known that I was a noble concubine and the noble concubine who owned the saint pet, but...the emperor's palace in the past at night...it was such a thing as going to bed.

Yuan Luo has never had this experience in two lifetimes! ! ! Well, as a modern person, you can't take this kind of thing too important.

However, the relationship issue is not considered. Si Konglin is only sixteen years old now. By the way, his body is only sixteen years old, he is still a minor! ! !

Yuan Luo fell into anxiousness until Si Xi came over and asked: "Manny, go to the emperor today, what clothes are you going to change, and I don't know what the emperor will play tonight?"

playing what? Wait, it's impossible to have tricks, this... is too heavy! ! !

"The last time the empress played a game of fishing with the emperor, the koi in the pool was too full. There were not two baited. It was not as interesting as the cockfight last time, but it was too bloody." He said in distress.

Uh? What, fishing? cockfighting? The emperor went to the harem late at night and did not communicate with his concubine about "marital feelings". What is fishing and cockfighting?

Full of doubts, Yuan Luo went to the Qianqing Temple, and then Si Konglin threw up excitedly, like a white velvet Samoyed.

His only playmate since childhood was Yuan Luo. In pure memory, besides his mother, Yuan Luo is his closest person.

Yuan Luo quickly discovered that the so-called game playing was really playing games.

The two first played a game similar to hitting moles. A group of little eunuchs pretended to be mice running around in the spacious hall with wooden boards. Si Konglin and Yuan Luo were in charge of throwing rice and fighting. After watching the funny show for a long time, more than a dozen actors with funny masks were laughing and playing, making various funny actions. There were a few dwarfs who grew up in weird shapes, jumping up and down, and performing very cleverly, but they were too noisy, and Yuan Luo's ears hurt.

Probably the impatience on her face caught the actor's attention, and soon the show was changed to another one.

Yuan Luo was eating the fruit on the table boredly, and almost spit out what was in her mouth when she saw the new scene.

Several beautifully born girls, no, there should be two other beautiful boys who were pressed on the ground by those dwarfs, stripped of their clothes, and then made various **** and desire movements, even some of them went straight to dry.

Yuan Luo never imagined that ordinary play would turn into such an eighteen-forbidden ugly, especially the small groans and groans of the few children who were crushed on the ground. They should have been specially trained, with a charming and charming voice. The face is red.

This live-action pornographic film made Yuan Luo froze. When she reacted, she suddenly got up and turned over the fruit plate on the table in front of her.

The actors who performed were all taken aback, and quickly got up and knelt on the ground. Only then did Yuan Luo realize that he had lost his temper, and turned to look at Si Konglin.

The young emperor was yawning, as if he had no interest in such drama. Seeing Yuan Luo standing up, she smiled and said, "A Luo doesn't like to watch such boring things either. I also find it very boring."

The author has something to say: 　　 Regarding the layout of Lian Yanqiu, there has been a lot of discussion in the comment area these days, and each has its own reasons. In fact, the real goal of this layout is Bei Rong, and the family is incidental. By destroying Beirong in exchange for time for Tianyu's political reform.

You must be able to see the background of this story. It is based on the period before the Wu Ranhua in the last years of the Jin Dynasty. It is also that the author's story is not well written, and it does not highlight the atmosphere of the North Rong force and the decline of Tianyu.

There must be a flaw in this layout. After all, is it writing a novel? The author himself is not a talented NB character, but a little author who likes to brainstorm and make up stories, so everyone relax and just read the story as it is. When the author recovered from the second illness ^_^.

By the way, I would like to ask for the advance collection of the new book, "A Good Dragon Aotian", and I am going to open this one first, a light and funny brain hole.