The Three Kingdoms: I can't be a counselor, so I have to divide the world into four parts

[Brain storage. ]

[This book is based on the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. It is only for your laughter. It is not a historical record. Please do not take it seriously. ]

[In this book, Liu Bei and Zhuge Kongming are considered villains. There are some plots against Liu Bei and Kongming. Those who mind should not read. ]

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"Push him out and behead him!"

What the hell?

Tang Jian raised his head in surprise and looked at Zhuge Wulong who was sitting at the top.

"Mr. Kongming, are you kidding me?"

Tang Jian tried to keep smiling, and the expression on his face was full of disbelief.

Kongming sat quietly with a cold face.

From his expression, it can be seen that he is serious!

All the people who can be called by name in Liu Bei's camp are here tonight, but no one speaks.

Because Zhuge Wulong won two battles in Xinye and Bowang in his first use of troops, and won very amazingly.

With a fire plan, Cao Ren was burned to death.

Thousands of remnants of the army defeated Xiahou Dun.

With the weakest force, they defeated the strongest enemy.

Such a record can be described as the arrival of the military god and the reincarnation of the military god.

Therefore, Zhuge Liang's prestige in Liu Bei's camp has reached its peak!

Only Liu Bei can say a few words in front of him.

Liu Bei stopped filtering the wine and asked, "Military Advisor, why is this?"

Zhuge Liang raised his feather fan, pointed at Tang Jian, and said:

"This man eats his salary and kills his master, which is disloyal;"

"Living in his land and offering his city is unrighteous."

"What's the point of keeping such a disloyal and unrighteous person?"

"You can kill him quickly to eliminate future troubles."

No! Big brother?

I killed Cai Niao, the defender of Xicheng, because he was the cousin of Cai Mao, who worked in Jingzhou.

In order to surrender to Cao Cao, they planned to trick you into entering the city and kill him.

I killed him because I wanted to save you!

As for the surrender of the city, I just hope that you can have a place to stay and take a breath.

So that you won’t be chased by Cao Cao and jump up and down like a dog, and shit in your pants.

How come you say it is disloyal and unrighteous?

Oh... oh oh, I remember!

This is Wei Yan’s script!

In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Kongming and Liu Daer, two old guys, staged a red and white cop show to intimidate Wei Yan.

They said that Wei Yan was worthless.

It just so happened that I got this script before Wei Yan, so I was pressed down in public.

If I remember correctly, it’s Liu Bei’s turn to play the red cop, right?

Liu Bei put down his wine glass, came to Kong Ming, and said:

"Military advisor, if you kill this man, I'm afraid everyone who surrenders will be in danger."

"Besides, Deputy General Tang is also a meritorious person. Please forgive him once for my sake."

Hey! It's done!

Zhuge Liang plays the villain, and Liu Bei plays the good guy.

The intimidated person will still believe that Liu Bei is worthy of surrender after enduring PUA.

This is called creating conditions without conditions.

It's like, I am the vice president of a company.

There is a newcomer who jumped to our company. I don't like him, but the boss needs to hire people.

So I said he was immoral, PUA him in various ways, and made him feel finished.

At this time, let the boss come out and say a few good words to keep him.

In this way, the newcomer owes the boss a big favor for nothing.

While intimidating the newcomer, it also gives the boss a gentle and humble personality.

From now on, the newcomers will follow the boss and live and die with the company.

Tsk tsk tsk, what a good trick!

Kong Ming's performance continued. He pressed down the feather fan, looked at Tang Jian sternly, and said:

"I see that you have impure thoughts and are definitely not a good person. I want to kill you!"

"Since the lord pleads for you, I will spare your life for the time being. Don't have any other thoughts in the future under the lord's account."

"Otherwise, I will take your life!"

Zhuge Liang spoke righteously and made the unreasonable reasonable.

If it were someone else, he would have kowtowed and thanked him immediately.

However, as a time traveler, Tang Jian hated being PUA the most.

Therefore, Kong Ming's set of skills to control people not only had no effect on Tang Jian, but also had a counterproductive effect.

In public, he was attacked like this.

Even ridiculed and threatened.

Tang Jian said he had never experienced it before.

You still think that my mind is not pure, ugh!

Are you pure?

For the so-called Longzhong Plan, you plotted to seize the foundation of Liu Biao and Liu Zhang. Is this pure?

Liu Qi was fine, why did he die of illness as soon as you arrived in Jiangxia?

Can this be called pure?

In troubled times, everyone has some shit on their ass, which is not glorious. This is not surprising, I can understand.

But you shouldn't be cunning in front of men.I was thinking of using my information from the time traveler to help you, and become your advisor, maybe I can help you restore the Han Dynasty.

At the very least, it can prevent Zhuge Kongming from dying of illness in Wuzhangyuan.

So that you Liu Xuande would not have to entrust your son to Baidicheng.

Now it seems, haha!

You Zhuge Kongming should have exhausted all your efforts and died in the Northern Expedition.

You Liu Daer should have been defeated in Yiling and died on the way.

My good intentions were wasted by you.

This is what God asked me to do to help you, but you all drove me out.

It seems that it is difficult for Shu Han to be revived, it is destiny.

Liu Bei didn't know that so many thoughts had passed through Tang Jian's mind.

Thinking that he was frightened by Kong Ming, he said to Tang Jian:

"The military advisor has forgiven you, why don't you thank him?"

Tang Jian sneered in his heart and said absentmindedly: "Thank you, Mr. Kong Ming, for not killing me!"

Seeing that the atmosphere had eased, Liu Bei asked someone to bring a pair of straw sandals and handed them to Tang Jian.

"I will make a pair of straw sandals in my spare time. Deputy General Tang can try them on to see if they fit?"

Liu Bei was also a master.

He neither rewarded gold and silver nor gave him an official position.

Instead, he used a pair of straw sandals in exchange for everything Tang Jian had done for him.

In the eyes of others, being able to get a pair of straw sandals woven by Uncle Liu himself was a sign of closeness.

However, Tang Jian didn't think so.

In Tang Jian's cognition, rewards are usually linked to your value.

So his value is a pair of straw sandals.

After taking the straw sandals, Tang Jian smiled faintly.

He no longer had any hope for Liu Bei and Kong Ming.

The moon was hidden in the flowing clouds, and people were drinking happily in the pavilions.

Many people came forward to toast Kong Ming from time to time, praising him for his military prowess and his ingenious strategy.

The praises were endless.

Tang Jian was left aside.

He got up and left the pavilion, and found that the soldiers on the city had also been replaced.

A sergeant pressed the handle of his knife and shouted:

"Password?"

Tang Jian sighed, took out the Huangshu brand straw sandals on his waist, and threw them down the city wall.

Under the city, beggars and refugees were curled up at the foot of the city wall in groups of three or two to sleep.

A pair of straw sandals fell from the sky and hit one of them.

The beggar was awakened from his dream and cursed angrily.

"Which wicked person threw something at me?"

After cursing, he found that it was a pair of straw sandals.

The beggar looked at it for a long time and was happy.

"Straw sandals? Are they new?"

"I just dreamed that God threw a pair of straw sandals to me, and these shoes really came!"

"The workmanship is not bad."

"If I dream of a beautiful girl again... hehe..."

The beggar quickly took the straw sandals, turned over and fell asleep.

Then he would seize the time to dream of a beautiful woman, and then wait for the beautiful woman to fall from the sky...