The Tale Never Ends

People, that's it. There is always great curiosity, but I don't understand. Sometimes it is better to know the truth than to know something. Now this is the case with this man. I told him that I could n’t cure your mother at all. You have to ask at most, that is, the truth from me, but if I tell you the truth, you may still Will roll face with me, when Lin Feng's shot is heavy, it will be bad ...

But this big brother was so deadly, he had to let me tell me why, otherwise he wouldn't leave. I mean, why are you so stubborn? But there is no way, if I do n’t say it, he really refuses to go. There is no way I turned my head to look at Chong Xi: "I said, I ’m afraid your mouth is not good." Chong Xi nodded and I turned around The man said, "In my ugly words, the situation at that time was not pleasant, so your filial son is likely to turn my face after hearing my words." The man waved his hand quickly: "Relax, Master, you say it. "My heart says I mean, if you roll your face, you will be beaten up, but it seems that he will be wrong again." I shook my head and said helplessly: "Well, I will tell you how your mother is crazy ..."

"Your mother-in-law gambling is to open secret casinos, to accommodate gambling, and then draw from the winners in proportion. This should not be a big deal. But what everyone knows is that she is waiting for the gambling game. What did the gambler do after she dispersed! You know the topography of your home, the east is a lowland, the east of the lowland is a tomb, and next to the tomb is a mountain road, which is the only way out of the mountain. Farmers in the mountain want To sell mountain goods and buy daily necessities outside the mountain, you must pass there. Because it is also 20 miles to the nearest town, the mountain people often rush in the middle of the night. Your mother is wearing a white robe and a filial robe, squatting behind the tomb, etc. As soon as someone came over, she jumped out, imitating zombies, and the mountain people in the past were often scared to throw things away and waited for them to run away, she picked up those things and left. She has been all these years. Doing this kind of thing! "

Speaking of which, the man's complexion changed. Lin Feng clenched his fist secretly beside me, but the man didn't have an attack but sighed. At this time, I heard the man ’s wife say, “No wonder, every time I go to my mother-in-law ’s house to deliver things, my mother-in-law brings me a lot of things back. I asked where the things came from, and she said they picked them. I was wondering where I was. So good to pick? It turns out to be so! "

I nodded and continued, "Do you know that you have a crazy woman in Nancun?" The man raised his head after listening to me and said, "Yes, that woman's crazy." I nodded. Continue to say: "It's time for the accident too. Last time your mother's old tricks were repeated, she was encountering a mad woman in Nancun sleeping behind another tomb. The mad woman had no sense of fear and saw her playing zombies. It was fun, When I got home, I brought a filial robe, and I wanted to play with her! Your mother could only see someone coming across from the opposite side, but didn't think about how someone else came into the mountain at this time! She jumped out and didn't expect to be near her. Come out, that is a "zombie" like herself! She only knows that she is fake, how can she think that the other party is also fake, and thinks that her practice has attracted real ghosts. Turning around and running back, the crazy woman is Behind her. She ran to the house, closed the row (chaimen), then ran into the house, closed the door, and looked out from the door slit, and saw the other person dressed in white and white, chasing her hair out, and was blocked outside the chaimen, Still jumping! It was almost dawn, and the mad woman was gone, and she was scared. ”The reason why I did n’t let Chong Xi to tell him is because Chong Xi is a natural dumb, sometimes speaking is not light. Heavy, in case of opening your mouth on the evening of the eve, give someone a "Your mother's guilty!" People may be anxious without listening.

I made a helpless gesture towards the man, and then said: "Okay, you know what happened, is satisfied this time?" The man nodded bitterly, and I patted his shoulder. Say: "This elder brother, you still find a better mental hospital for your mother to recuperate, you can see that you are a filial son." I did not expect him to shoot his tears, The big old man cried in tears, his daughter-in-law hurried to persuade him. And I turned to the couple who brought them "Plastic Bag Big Brother" and said, "Brother and sister-in-law, didn't my dad tell you all last time, this kind of thing won't happen in your place, next When you have this again, you can tell them directly, not to find a gentleman. You said that this is to find my dad and me. If this is to find a liar, would n’t it be confusing? "

The four of them got up and thanked each other. After the man controlled his emotions, he asked me how much was the "consultation fee" this time. I quickly waved my hand: "Brother, where is this. You are not a supernatural event, and we have not given you anything to solve, what kind of" consultation fee "have you charged." The man was stunned, obviously I did not expect that I would not Take his money. In the end, when they left, they still gave me 500 yuan, saying that the paper money they burned and the incense sticks counted them. Four people were sent away. I held the 500 yuan and turned to look at Lin Feng and Chong Xi. They also looked at me with a wry smile. Then I called my dad and told him what happened just now, and said that the man had been obediently going to see mental illness. The dad just agreed on the phone, saying that he knew, and then hung up the phone.

Lin Feng said on the side, "You said, my dad introduced us to some work, I will have to talk to him next time!" I said, "You can pull it down, so is Uncle Quan?" Well for us! "As he said, Lin Feng's young apprentice came, and Lin Feng got up and led the apprentice to practice his fist upstairs, leaving me and Chong Xi the nerd to squint. I thought I had a job opening on the first day of opening, but who thought it was just a farce.

The following days became more and more boring. As the saying goes, "pulling **** is easy to eat shit," it has been down for several days, and our yin and yang pavilion has no job. In fact, we do n’t just catch ghosts and exorcise evil. The signs are very clear. We also care about the yin house and the yang house, but no one comes.

In the past few days, our brother San has almost been so busy that he has a painful egg. At noon that day, we were taking Lin Feng ’s apprentice for lunch. Suddenly, a person came in from the door and asked, "Is the owner in there?" I looked up and looked at this person, and at first glance, I was taken aback. The whole face of this person was shrouded in thick black gas, like the bottom of a black pot! From the accent, it sounds like a buddy in the Northeast. It seems that his age should be almost the same as mine. I do n’t think he has a good face when he is anxious and rampage: "I am, what are you doing?" From this person It can be seen from the bag in his hand that he is also a gentleman and is walking with us. Because the bag in his hand could faintly reveal a faint golden light, and wanted to come up with his magic weapon. Guo Degang said that colleagues are the enemy, and our business is the same. Unexpectedly, the man rushed over and grabbed my hand when he saw my answer: "Brother, you can be considered a fellow! You can help!"

As soon as I heard it, this grandson came to rescue the soldiers, not to kick the field, so the tone also eased down: "Okay, you sit down and say slowly, what the **** is going on? "It looks like the bottom of the pot?" I said this in a meaningful way, just to tell him that I really have the ability to see that he encountered something, not a **** stick. The Northeast counterpart heard my words, and immediately his eyes lit up: "Oh, this time it's not the wrong person. I've found a few of them before, they are sticks! (Shen sticks)" Really stupefied. So I took out a can of Coke from the refrigerator and said to him: "Don't worry, speak slowly."

This buddy was really welcome, opened the Coke can and took a sip and said, "I want to ask your brother to do me a favor. I'm going to be sorrowful in these two days." The black spirit that irritated you is really dead if you can't keep up in two days. Just listen to him and say, "Me, I took a good job two days ago. Someone asked me to collect two grievances. The remuneration is 1.2 million. As a result, I took those two ghosts and started. There are evil spirits who trouble me and come every day. I ca n’t stop fighting, I ca n’t get away. It ’s okay, this is not to ask colleagues to help. ”Hearing this, I think this matter is full of blame. Just ask him: "Brother, listening to your accent is from the Northeast, you have a large group of soldiers and Mr. Yin Yang in the northeast, why did you think of moving here to rescue the soldiers?"

Unexpectedly, when I asked this boy, he came up with a face: "Go, it's useless. I went to find several senior gentlemen and the older generation's helpers, but no matter who they look for, they are all faceless. I scolded and ran away without seeing ... "