The Tale Never Ends

Old Uncle Chen had never seen his parents since he was a child, and he followed the master from an early age. The master taught him the technique of Yin and Yang gossip since he was a child, and laid a solid foundation. In the past, when the master gave the hexagram, the master gave the calculation in front, he swallowed his hands in his sleeves, and secretly practiced in the back. After a long time, I will understand. It is a pity that life is not in time! It seemed that when he was 12 years old, he wandered with the master and lived in a Taoist temple, waking up in the middle of the night.

At the time when the Ten Years Movement was lively, this Taoist temple belonged to the four olds. A group of people held a torch to burn the Taoist temple in the mountains. Originally, the group of people did not come toward their masters and apprentices, but they were In front of the sea, the teacher and the apprentice were only scared to escape. People see Taoist temples and some people ran out. In the era of "tightening the strings of class struggle", this is the discovery of new trends in class struggle! Following closely, the master and apprentice ran apart, and the chasers also chased separately. The master fell off the cliff during the escape and ascended to heaven. He was caught.

These people were very disappointed when they saw a child. The head of those people is called Zheng Haoshan, nickname is Living King, and just by this nickname, you know that this product is not a thing! It's a bad idea to flip this naked eye bubble! At that time, I said to everyone: "I will take this puppy with me for interrogation!" So I took the child back to his house. It turned out that the living king had a son. He was seriously ill and he didn't know what to think. The child gave the pinch a pinch and said that if it was good, I would let you go. If it is bad, you are the cub of the ox, ghost, and snake god. Uncle Chen was 12 years old at that time, so terrified, he calculated the pinch and said, "Prepare for the future!" Living Yan stared at him, "I'm not asking you to die, I'm asking if you have a way! "Old Chen Shu said," I can't help it, it doesn't mean no one else can do it! "It was this sentence that made Mr. Chen regret all his life! It turned out that this live king also detained a Mr. Yin Yang! The living king used various means to severely torture and force Mr. Yin and Yang to hand him over to him. This live lord is damaging and poisonous, every time you learn one hand, you must test the effect. If you are not wise, you will not give meals. After obtaining the sentence of Uncle Chen, you know that Mr. Yin and Yang must have a way, and then I do n’t know what damaging means to use In order to force Mr. Yin and Yang to steal the beam and replace the column, he replaced a son who was born in the same year and same month with his son nearby. As for how this loss is achieved, we do n’t know.

Later, Uncle Chen became the son of the five-guarantee households in the village. The villagers were secretly coming to him regardless of their size. He did not know how to converge, and did not follow the master ’s teachings. There were no taboos until he became blind decades later. . After the blindness in both eyes, Uncle Chen asked my dad why he was blind, and Dad gave him a pinch and asked him: "Have you ever used Li Daitao stiffness in human life?" He only realized this moment. A simple sentence at the time leaked the heaven's opportunity, resulting in a child's innocent involvement and retribution. Since then, he no longer dared to surpass the rules and indiscriminately calculated. In fact, this is not the only thing. In fact, the old Uncle Chen was young and arrogant, and he did not believe in retribution. Therefore, when there were pregnant women in all villages, they came to him to pinch him for boys and girls. The occurrence of abortion is equivalent to murder in disguise. Therefore, all these lack of morality accounted for him in the final analysis. In the past few decades, the "five disadvantages and three shortcomings" have been fulfilled one by one, until now this look.

Speaking back now, Dad and Uncle Quan returned in the evening. When Dad came in and saw me, he said, "It's still a good solution. Today, your old Uncle Chen showed his hand. Isn't it wonderful?" I looked at Dad with a black line and said, "The trick that can't be connected is also your old man. Did it come out? "Dad hey smile is regarded as the default, I looked down, these two brothers carrying a fishing rod with two hands empty-handed, but did not see the fish, just asked:" Aren't you fishing? Fish? "Old Dad smiled again and said, "Let it go." I almost spit out blood: "Dad! You finished the fishing and put the fish away? What shall we eat that night?"

Dad ignored me, put the fishing tool down and stood in the corridor and yelled: "Who hasn't got off work yet! Can the food stall go !?" In fact, this time only Aunt Fen and the old blind man and apprentice and another An old man, Aunt Fen didn't even take care of this, and they went home to eat. However, after the father's words were shouted, a classroom door at the end of the corridor suddenly opened. The blind old man Chen dragged his apprentice three steps and rushed towards his father in two steps: "Go!" I Watching Lin Feng with his eyes almost fell out. Is the old man blind or not blind? At noon, people still have to walk around. How can I mention that the food stalls run faster than Liu Xiang? This old man didn't have any chance, no bottom line! ?

Dad could n’t help crying when he saw this, "Yeah, old Chen, old and strong!" Said the dad looked at old Chen's clothes: "Lao Chen, do you change clothes, eat food stalls here?" "Now the old blind man is wearing a linen gown, which has quite a sense of sackcloth. If this body is passed out to eat seafood barbecue, it may be inappropriate.

At six o'clock in the evening, our father, son, uncle Quan and son and apprentice Chen, wearing big trousers and big vests, talked and laughed all the way to the "food stall barbecue street." In fact, we often come to this place, so the boss already knows us. Seeing that, we warmly picked up two dozen beers and said, "Several, are you still on the usual way?" Don't want it, my dad didn't talk old Uncle Chen spoke first: "Hey, give me two extra big waists!" I am funny at the table, "I said Uncle Chen, how can you be a master of Chinese studies, can we be serious? Don't follow the road It ’s like a magical stick while practicing. ”I did n’t expect the old man to refute me:“ Why do n’t your dad be a master than me? Is n’t it still better than me? ”In general, my dad is really very good He did n’t tune, he did n’t tune up like a child. I saw my dad listening to the old blind man and immediately pointed to his nose and turned around and asked everyone: "I ’m not tuned? Why do n’t I tune? You look at me Doesn't it look like a tone? "All the others on the table nodded, affirming that there were six people laughing.

Everyone ate and chatted. During the discussion about the old man Uncle Chen ’s settlement of Li ’s dispute at noon today, Lin Feng praised Yuan Chongxi, saying: “Do n’t look at the boy who is not serious in the day of Chong Xi, good guy, it ’s amazing. "The old blind man didn't forget to smile with arrogance:" Hey, don't look at the apprentice who has taught you! "I chuckled and said," Yes, yes, I think you Chen Banxian's eyes are full of hands, and the apprentice also has a dragon and phoenix " The old man smiled warily, and then sighed again: "You know what? Don't look at Xixi exactly, but it's just accurate." Lin Feng didn't understand the meaning of the old blind man and asked: "Uncle, what's that is just calculated?" Precise? "The old man sighed again and said," Hey Chongxi, if only you and Shiyan were half agitated, "Yuan Chongxi bit on the side and didn't speak.

While we were chatting, an uncle led a little girl to the table. I still knew the two of them. The child is a student of the piano in my class. This uncle is the grandfather of the child. Dad hurriedly got up and shook hands. After being polite, the uncle said, "It's a coincidence, several of them are here. My little granddaughter wants to eat meat skewers, and it makes me take it out." I quickly asked the boss to add a chair and greet me The grandson and grandson sat at our table and chatted while eating. It turned out that the uncle was the owner of the chain store across the road. Because of the proximity, the smell of the barbecue spread to the child's nose, and the child shouted that Grandpa would buy it. The child always has a sense of fear when he sees the teacher, so when the child just came to the table, I was still a little unhappy when I saw him, but the delicious food could not control that much.

Eat a bunch of drinks, I did not expect that the shop owner is also a fisherman who loves fishing. As soon as I heard that my father and Uncle Quan went fishing today, the box was opened immediately. Just listen to this uncle drinking wine while chatting with my dad: "In the first two months, I caught a big carp in the fishing garden, hehe." However, Yuan Chongxi and Lin Feng were fishing against me. Not interested, what we are talking about is online games and work. I will talk about the students and the price of game equipment recently, etc. I was eating and drinking, and suddenly a middle-aged woman came from a distance and went straight Here comes our table. I hurried to the table and asked the uncle in front of the shop: "Did you see me in that year?" I asked what happened. It turns out that this woman is the grandma of the child on the table. The certification requires the original ** book, today is the last day, and it will be used tomorrow. When I went home to find it, I found that the book could not be found, so I hurried out and asked the grandfather. The grandfather replied: "Don't you keep the stuff in the cupboard all the time? Yeah? The box where you put the thing is lost?" The grandma replied, "Why, the box is gone but the stuff is gone!" Say: "Look at your anxiety, there is an expert, let the expert figure out where to go for you." Then, the uncle looked at us on the table