The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

"Bai Bufan: "Voice" 60s·"

"Bai Bufan: "Voice" 60s·"

"Bai Bufan applies for a voice call."

"You have hung up."

"Bai Bufan: Come on, come on, Lin Li, turn on the wheat, turn on the wheat!!!!"

"Lin Li: "Donnie Yen Expression Pack" (Look, it's urgent.)"

These few lines of voice were not interesting at all. You didn’t need to think about it to know what Bai Bufan’s dog mouth was going to spit out. Although everyone was scolding the virtual mother on the Internet, there was no need to get scolded by joining in.

Sixty seconds is WeChat’s upper limit, not Bai Bufan’s.

Maybe it's not just his voice, but if you click on it, it's a passionate combination in their dormitory.

"Bai Bufan: The rising eastern twilight is like the sunset of the blue sun; the crimson mist in the rosy sky is like a bonfire at dusk."

Bai Bufan suddenly wrote a poem to himself. The whole poem expressed the author's homesickness through the description of natural scenery.

Lin Li ignored it.

"Bai Bufan: I'm really fed up with your unprovoked frame-up. We've severed all ties between you and Baowei and I will bully you together!"

Listen up, we're throwing a super cool party this weekend, and all the biggest names in school are going to be there, but guess who doesn't get an invite? “American baseball uniform male dancing emoticon package”

"Lin Li: No problem bro, you guys are going to a party, and I'm going to fight against pornography on the weekend."

"Bai Bufan:?"

"Bai Bufan: Brother, have you found the target?"

"Lin Li: I don't understand what you are talking about."

"Bai Bufan: Hey, good brother, didn't we flood the Dragon King Temple? Guess what, I suddenly remembered that although I don't have hemorrhoids, I can learn from it. I like hemorrhoids the most!"

"Lin Li: Are you going to stop bullying me with Bao Wei?"

"Bai Bufan: Brother, are you kidding? Bao Wei and I are just pretending, but I'm really playing with you. As long as you give the order, I will add mustard to his hemorrhoid ointment and mix Fengyoujing into his eye drops. , without any hesitation.”

"Lin Li: Arrogant at first and respectful at the end, it makes people laugh when they think about it."

"Bai Bufan: You laughed! You actually laughed! Master, you haven't laughed for ten years. Now that you can make me laugh, it's worth dying for me."

"Lin Li: Okay, let's go into details when we get to school. Don't do any searching on other software. Don't accidentally make a mistake and get yourself into trouble. It's getting late, so go to bed first."

I took a long detour and had a late night snack. It was almost past twelve o'clock now, and I didn't even take a shower.

"Bai Bufan: You, go to sleep."

"Lin Li: Deduct 3 for good night, deduct 2 for resurrection, and deduct 1 for a little pudding."

"Bai Bufan: Brother 1111, is this really a gift?"

"Lin Li: +3"

"Bai Bufan: +3"

The chat ended here, and he yawned. Although his body was not tired today, using his brain seriously would make him tired. Since activating the system, Lin Li's sleep quality was beyond imagination.

…

Good sleep quality still does not mean that you can wake up early smoothly.

If it weren't for the fact that the weather was still as hot as summer in September this year, Lin Li's plan to get up early would have been even more difficult - after all, the quilt in winter is definitely the place where most earthbound spirits are born.

Rubbing his sleepy eyelids, Lin Li opened the curtains. Unfortunately, the morning light was not warm at this point, and his body was still cold.

Looking at the sky, there were a lot of clouds today, but the color was very bright and not dark. Lin Li checked the weather forecast and it didn't say it was going to rain.

But as we all know, the weather is as fickle as a woman, and the weather forecast is as unreliable as a man. You might as well bring an umbrella with you later. If it doesn’t rain, the umbrella can be left in the classroom as a backup.

Lin Li looked at the clouds, but his sleepy eyes suddenly became determined. He wiped away his non-existent tears and said, "Lao Da, you have worked so hard, what right do I have to complain?"

In Lin Li's eyes, these clouds were not clouds at all. They were clearly cotton that God asked Kobe to get up at four in the morning to plant.

Look at that cloud, it looks like a watermelon.

Look at that cloud, it looks like fried chicken.

Look at the clouds left by the planes. Isn’t this the whip of God?

Lao Da has planted so much in less than an hour. As the heir to the Mamba Spirit, how can he be weak!

…

[Get up before the Mao hour for one consecutive week and practice the eight-stage exercise seriously before the Chen hour, accumulating at least half an hour before the Chen hour. (5/7)]

There are only two days left and the task is completed.

Today is still a very relaxing day.

"The odd-numbered chapters are about physical training, and the even-numbered chapters are about using magic to train the body. Sure enough, Master is the right way." Lin Li stretched his waist and sighed in his heart.

Although there was no specific data, Lin Li could feel that he had become much healthier in just two days.

For example, my left eye was originally a bit pseudomyopic, but in the past two days, my vision has never been blurry again.

Spiritual energy is really a good thing. It only lasts for two days. It is a must-have for extraordinary people. It is a pity that there is only one spiritual stone left.

Why doesn't it exist in modern times?

Come on and crack down on pornography. After you clear out the strongholds of the three Hehuan demons, you can give yourself five more and enjoy the joy of a world.

"Let's go, Grandpa Zhou." He said hello to the regular NPC Xiao Zhou who was always peeping at him.

He probably had a hard time stealing the past two days, and his eyes were getting more and more depressed when he looked at him.

…

classroom.

"According to unofficial records, Zhuge Liang emptied the city to break Sima Yi's losing streak." Bai Bufan was still in the Three Kingdoms.

"Kong Ming's most outrageous episode."

Lin Li came in to put the meal, and then said to Bai Bufan, "The mushroom buns you bought have increased by 50 cents. Now they cost two yuan each. You bought two, and I paid an extra yuan. But after all, we are brothers, so there is no point in arguing about a few yuan." , so now I think you owe me ten dollars.”

Bai Bufan frowned and scratched his head, realizing that things were not simple. He always felt that something was wrong.

"I don't have any money, so I won't give it."

"No money? I'll pay for the buns. Give me your phone." Lin Li said with a smile as he unpacked the breakfast portions and placed them on the table for others to pick up.

"Where did this two hundred thousand come from?" Bai Bufan cooperated very quickly.

"There is no two hundred thousand, only one thousand. You can borrow it for free."

"Wait a minute, if it's Huabei, my limit is a full two thousand."

"That thousand is my handling fee."

"You know how to deal with intermediaries." Bai Bufan raised his middle finger and took a hungry bite of the mushroom bun. "Prices are inflating really fast. This place is still a small place, but the prices are almost catching up with the big places."

"Can inflation not be so fast?" Lin Li nodded in approval, "Does Mbappe know? The one who searched for French supercars was not the car but him. He can earn tens of millions of euros a year. You know, more than a hundred years ago, he The whole person is only worth a few dozen dollars at most, and it only costs a few dollars a year. The rate of expansion is too scary. "

"I disagree with this. More than a hundred years ago, when they logged in, they could get a hundred draws. Maybe they would draw something valuable and be able to make a comeback." Bai Bufan shook his head.

"You have a point."

Lin Li held his chin and thought for a while, then nodded.

A good person will admit his own lack of thinking. When we are three people, we must have a teacher. In this regard, I still need to learn more from Bai Bufan.

"Lin Li, which one is mine?" Chen Yuying's voice came from behind at this time.

"Monitor? I was about to give it to you, but you came here. Here, this is yours." Lin Li turned around and saw Chen Yuying. After being slightly surprised, he handed her her breakfast. .

The task was not triggered. Hey, could it be that the triggering condition was money transaction, and I canceled it by mistake? Will it not trigger again in the future?

When Lin Li was thinking too much, Chen Yuying, who had taken the breakfast, did not leave. She took out a handful of various candies from her school uniform pocket and placed them on Lin Li's table:

"If you don't want to take my money, then just accept this handful of candies. It just so happens that you also said that your recent study has made you short of sugar. I also like to eat sweets. I have a lot of them in the dormitory, so I can share a lot with you."

Lin Li blinked and asked cautiously: "Squad leader, what if I am willing to charge you money again?"

I did swear that I would not charge the monitor a penny, but now I plan to charge five or even ten yuan.

Chen Yuying: "?"

"Just kidding, thank you monitor for the candy, I'm not polite." Lin Li smiled and waved his hand, putting the candy into his drawer.

Forget it, it's not necessary. The premise of money transaction is just my guess, not a certain condition.

Although Chen Yuying would definitely not mind continuing to give him money after he proposed it, Lin Li felt that he was even more important than Bai Bufan.

Even if you want to test this condition, even if you find out that it is a necessary condition, you should still choose to use other methods in the future.

"Well, which kind of candy tastes good or bad? You can tell me then and I can adjust it." Chen Yuying nodded, then turned slightly and said, "Then I'll go back first and we'll talk at noon?"

"Okay, let's talk about it at noon."

Chen Yuying left and returned to her position.

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei, who had just watched with their eyes, nose, nose, and heart, pretending to be dead without saying a word or making a sound, now that the deceased was resurrected, immediately locked their eyes on Lin Li.

Bai Bufan cleared his throat, showed off his orchid fingers, and began to be pretentious: "Which kind of candy is delicious~~ or not~~ You can tell me when the time comes~~ I can adjust it~~"

Zhou Baowei then kept up the pace: "Then I'll go back first~~ Let's talk at noon~~"

The essence of human beings is repeaters, and the essence of anthropomorphic beasts is the yin and yang version of repeaters.

In the past, Lin Li, who had no system, would be a little shy, but now Lin Li can deal with the teasing glances of the two people indifferently, and still has time to give him a middle finger.

Upon discovering a thief, Lin Li immediately slapped away Bai Bufan's hand that was reaching for his drawer.

"It doesn't matter whether brothers eat it. The squad leader means to give it to you every day. You don't need to treat it like a treasure and don't let me get involved, right? I'll just eat a piece!" Bai Bufan was filled with indignation.

Facing Bai Bufan's resentful gaze, Lin Li shook his head, his tone simple and sincere: "It's not that I won't give it to you, but it's just that dogs really can't eat chocolate. Come on, be good, eat this fructose, you can eat this."

Lin Li placed a piece of fruity hard candy on Bai Bufan's palm with a pure smile.

Bai Bufan: "?"

He stared at the fructose in his hand for a while, his brain fighting wildly, brewing curse words for a long time, and finally muffled: "Thank you, damn you."

"You're welcome."

"Grass."

After Bai Bufan suppressed the word again, he turned back and continued to chew on his mushroom buns.

An excellent person will admit his shortcomings in being disgusting. There must be a teacher among three people. In this regard, I really need to learn more from Lin Li.

"Turtle, what's going on?" Zhou Baowei, who was standing aside, was puzzled. "Last semester, Lin Li, you also helped the monitor bring breakfast a few times. Aren't you two still "strangers"? How come the progress this semester has been so fast and the relationship has become so good.

The monitor is also confused. He likes you? I don't understand. Why doesn't he like me? I'm so handsome."

Zhou Baowei sighed deeply, and his tone was hateful for not fighting.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at Zhou Baowei at the same time.

Some things are intolerable.

"You go first or me first." Bai Bufan asked without looking back.

"You go first." Lin Li replied. The master always has to appear last.

"OK, Baowei, I agree with you that the monitor is blind, but who gave you the courage to say something like 'Why don't I like you'?

There is no mirror in the dormitory, but we have urine. You look like a QR code. You don't know what it is without scanning it. Why are you so confident to say that you are handsome?"

Bai Bufan nodded to Lin Li, indicating that Lin Li could speak.

Lin Li's words were simple. He looked at Zhou Baowei and said concisely: "The doctor took a long time to draw your blood and found that it was lard."

Bai Bufan immediately patted his thigh in regret after hearing this.

There is no doubt that he lost in this round of humiliating Zhou Baowei.

"Lin Li, tell me, if I just scolded 'Baowei, do you usually fight with other brothers for feed when you are in the circle', would it be more aggressive?" He turned his head and asked without shame.

"It's okay, this is better than the QR code just now." Lin Li nodded after thinking.

"What if it mutates a bit more..."

Looking at the two people who had already begun to seriously analyze how scientific research could humiliate him in the most aggressive way, Zhou Baowei fell silent.

What they said was so hurtful.

I'm going to make a scene.

Then I'll ask you.

In fact, Zhou Baowei was not so fat. He could even be called strong. His BMI was just a little bit above the normal range. Unfortunately, he made friends carelessly. He had a very good relationship with Lin Li and Bai Bufan. His shortcomings could only be infinitely magnified. His life was over.

"Um, um, brothers, can you interrupt?" Zhou Baowei raised his hand to ask the beastly deskmate to stop scientific research, and then analyzed seriously: "I think sometimes brothers can also take the form of encouragement. After all, I am quite inferior. I suggest that you should praise me more."

Facing Zhou Baowei's sincere eyes, Lin Li smiled:

"Baowei, if you want to be praised, wear a wig, put on lipstick, and then post it on Xiaohongshu, and there will be Jimei praising you immediately.

Wow, sister, you have a good foundation. Don't listen to what others say. Where are you fat? Now you are the best chubby. You will be stunning if you dress up a little."

Bai Bufan also smiled:

"Baowei, Lin Li and I came from Tieba, you should understand that when we see you like this, we can only say something like an authentic big fat pig."

Xiaohongshu is like this. A few years ago, there were basically few men playing Xiaohongshu. Under those photos that Lin Li thought were beautiful, the comments were a bit unsightly, and sometimes the malice was even greater than that of the men below.

Remember one of the Bibles of Tieba:

When an ugly pig evaluates another ugly pig, it will not hesitate to praise it, because it knows that even if it praises it to the extreme, it is still a pig in essence, and it is the same kind as it, and praising it is also praising itself in disguise.

When an ugly pig evaluates a beautiful pig, the ugly pig will emphasize the shortcomings of the beautiful pig, and at the same time secretly take the beautiful pig as its goal in its heart, and aspire to become a beautiful pig one day.

But when a pig evaluates a peacock, it knows that it and the peacock are not even of the same species, and it will never become a peacock, so it will speak fiercely, hysterically, and always hope that the peacock will be unlucky.

At this moment.

The Tieba brothers Lin Li and Bai Bufan look at each other sincerely.

Zhou Bao has nothing to live for.

"I'm broken, I'm angry, I'm going to COS a 1.8-meter-tall sunny doll in front of your house."

Bai Bufan: "You're not 1.8 meters tall, you're not even as tall as me."

Zhou Baowei was stunned for a moment, and started to shout: "Fuck!!! You two are even more beasts in terms of height, I'm not going to be friends with you anymore!"

As for why Zhou Baowei insulted like this.

As the last row, the brothers are naturally not short.

Bai Bufan is 181 cm tall at the age of 15, but this guy has always claimed to be only 178 cm. Lin Li once asked him why, and he said that this would embarrass those who said they were 180 cm.

Hearing this reason, Lin Li was shocked.

Genius.

From then on, Lin Li, who lives and learns until old age, always claims to be only 183 cm tall.

Seeking monthly tickets.