The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also
Chapter 33 First, second, and finally, I am not a pervert.
"I'm a man, you're a woman, do you understand this?"
When Chen Yuying heard this opening statement, her brain crashed for a moment.
"Ah? Uh." She asked in confusion, then nodded a little blankly: "Yeah! Yes, I understand. Hmm? Eh? Otherwise?"
So many interjections showed the question marks in the girl's mind at the moment.
She really wanted to wait for a big one, but not a bunch of big ones.
Lin Li sighed, the task was not completed yet. Sure enough, he had to do the most beastly science popularization by himself.
He took a deep breath and then exhaled.
Even if there are thousands of people, I will go!
A real man lives between heaven and earth, how can he be depressed and live under others for a long time? It is not a shame to be born in a humble family. Only a man who can bend and stretch can be a man. I am not afraid of the small traps you set for me, the system. You can't kill me with the physiological science popularization task!
But before going, Lin Li still has to say, system, I am blessed.
"No, you don't understand yet." Lin Li shook his head. "First of all, I'm not a pervert. Secondly, remember my first point - I'm really not a pervert."
Lin Li continued to retreat, widening the distance between the two people, while stacking armor.
Chen Yuying: "?"
"Now, let me tell you about the difference between men and women!
Men, although they are creatures without advantages, have one advantage! Women are just the opposite. Not only do they have no advantages, they even have one disadvantage. However, men and women are actually fair. Women have two advantages!
Now, let's analyze why it is the most appropriate natural law for men and women to match? Answer: Men like to grasp the two advantages of women and use their own advantages to make up for women's shortcomings!"
Chen Yuying: "???"
Chen Yuying was stunned and stared at Lin Li blankly, and Lin Li also looked at her - in fact, he looked at the illusory system interface between the two and prayed silently.
A few seconds later, the system popped up a message prompt: [Task Five Completed. ]
Great!
I'm a genius!
The great victory of the genius boy!
As expected, because Chen Yuying already understood this knowledge, he only needed to guide her to think in this direction. Even if the popular science was successful, there was no need to describe the organs in scientific terms like in the junior high school science textbook.
But before Lin Li started to celebrate, he covered his ears.
"Ah!!! Pervert!!" Because almost synchronized with the system message was Chen Yuying's blushing face and scream.
After all, the completion of the task means that Chen Yuying completely understands what Lin Li means.
Alas, I just stacked armor, why do you still say this to me.
Why do I keep backing away from the distance between the two of us? Isn't it to give Chen Yuying a little more sense of security?
The remaining boy and girl in the class were instantly attracted by the scream and looked at the corner of the classroom where the two were.
The boy immediately stood up and asked as if he wanted to be a flower protector: "Class monitor, what happened? Did Lin Li do anything to you? Do you need to call the teacher?"
You see.
This is why Lin Li can't play with such people.
Calling the teacher all the time, the two types of people that Lin Li hates the most are those who tell tales and those who stop him from telling tales.
Lin Li ignored the classmate named Wang Yuezhi, and explained to Chen Yuying:
"Class monitor, calm down, calm down, there is a reason why I said this, don't worry, I will explain to you, and you will understand." From a distance, Lin Li stretched out his hands and pressed them in front of him, trying to comfort him.
Seemingly realizing that she was shouting too loudly, Chen Yuying quickly covered her mouth, her face flushed with shame.
She turned her head to look at Wang Yuezhi and waved her hand: "It's okay."
Wang Yuezhi nodded reluctantly and sat down, but Lin Li could notice that his eyes were still vaguely looking at him.
Haha, a crush, but the dog licker will not die well.
At this time, Chen Yuying also looked back at Lin Li, and at this moment, she still put her hands on her waist in shame and anger and said, "Give me an explanation."
"The tape is in Bai Bufan's lower drawer, here!" Lin Li's mouth turned faster than his brain, blurting out the clichés. After reacting, he noticed that Chen Yuying's cheek color, which had just faded, instantly surged up again.
This color change is quite sensitive, and it feels like it can be hung on the road as a red and white light. Hey, it's quite fun.
Damn, now is not the time to think about this.
"Not this tape!"
"Ahem, it's like this, squad leader, what I just said is the necessary preparation for the following description. I emphasize it for the last time. I'm really not a pervert." Lin Li said.
However, the doubt in Chen Yuying's eyes did not retreat because of this.
Normal people will not repeatedly emphasize that they are not perverted.
"The following content needs to be said in a low voice. I'm afraid someone will eavesdrop. Why don't you sit down?" Lin Li has now retreated to the locker behind. It's very tiring to have a conversation like this, and he has to control the volume.
So he walked back to his seat and pointed at Bai Bufan's chair.
Perhaps curiosity overcame the fear of perversion, Chen Yuying still sat down. It is said that ladies only sit halfway on the chair, and Chen Yuying is like that - but the problem is that she sits on the half away from Lin Li, which doesn't feel very ladylike.
Wang Yuezhi's gaze not far away is getting stronger and stronger.
Whispering with your goddess, mad you to death, mad you to death, mad you to death, mad you to death, just this NTR feeling, cool.
But the top priority is to restore his reputation.
"Squad leader, you must have understood what I just said, and that behavior, or rather that desire, often leads to some criminal behavior." Lin Li said with a serious face, "And I assisted What the police uncovered was a case in this regard.”
"The thing is probably like this. Not long ago, I picked up the kind of small card that is deliberately thrown around on the ground. You may have seen it. I am very interested in it - wait! Don't call me a pervert, I emphasize at the end Again, I'm really not a pervert.
My interest is not the emotional interest you think it is. "
Chen Yuying, who was prejudged, pursed her lips, doubtful, and signaled Lin Li to continue.
"What I was thinking about at the time was whether the people behind these cards could be brought to justice! So I launched an investigation and collection, and finally found a store corresponding to the cards behind them. Then I relied on my time after school every day and On weekends, I squat outside the store, take photos, collect information, and even interview customers.
Finally, after all my hard work, I finally collected enough conclusive evidence. I immediately went to the police station to report the case. With the information I provided, they easily wiped out the den behind this card! Therefore, they came to the school today to find me through the principal and commend me for what I have done. "
"Is it true?" Although it was all Lin Li's random fabrication, Chen Yuying was still stunned and asked with some surprise when hearing these fresh and magical news.
"Of course it's true. I guess the letter of commendation has actually been posted on the bulletin board downstairs. If you don't believe it, monitor, you can go and take a look. However, it doesn't include the details of the case I told you. It only says that I helped the police. After all, it’s not something that’s suitable to be explained clearly.”
Chen Yuying nodded in surprise. After all, the bulletin board said it, it should be true.
Very good, she believed it and was frightened. Lin Li was very pleased.
It was impossible for him to tell Chen Yuying the true version.
Bai Bufan is shameless, but he still wants it.
"But I still have a question." Chen Yuying asked.
"What?"
"So why do you have to say, say... talk about the strengths and weaknesses of men and women in front of this case?" Chen Yuying looked puzzled.
"First of all, I'm not a pervert. Then, didn't I just say the reason? It's to let you better understand the causes of this case. It's a necessary foreshadowing. Monitor, I have good intentions. Finally, I'm really not a pervert. ." Lin Li was sincere.
Chen Yuying wanted to nod, but she always felt something was strange.
That's not right.
It would be better if Lin Li directly explained the details of the case just now, and he would understand them.
This difference between men and women is a completely meaningless forward movement!
It feels like a pervert is trying to find a reason for his perverted behavior.
Chen Yuying paused, looked at Lin Li, and said with some dissatisfaction that she didn't get the truth: "You like the story so much, why don't you start with Nuwa's creation of human beings."
Lin Li was stunned, then nodded:
"It is said that Nuwa used clay to imitate herself and created humans, creating and building human society..."
Chen Yuying: "You really said that!"
The advantages and disadvantages of men and women should be a joke that was circulated more than ten years ago.
I played it when I was in elementary school, and now I’m reviving it.
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