The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

"Rod, Rod, Rod... Help!!" A series of terrified screams rang out from midair, and the sound fell rapidly downwards. It was obvious that the owner of this panic-stricken sound was in a state of falling from midair and then falling from a high altitude.

If time is turned back a little bit, you can see a black and white bear hanging on the top of a tree that is hundreds of meters high and has withered leaves and only dry branches in a deep forest with towering ancient trees and vines.

This black and white bear, which is not small in size and has black and white colors, is hanging on the top of the tree. People really want to know how it climbed up the tree with such a huge body, and even hung on the thin treetops. This is really a bear with agility that does not match its appearance.

However, the facts prove that although it is agile and dexterous, it is still a bear.

The treetop of this withered tree was not strong enough to bear the weight of a four or five-meter-long bear, not to mention that this bear was not just bloated, it was really fat. The treetop made an unbearable creaking sound and broke directly, so the big bear climbing on the treetop also fell down.

Falling from a height of nearly 100 meters, even if the black and white bear's fur was very thick and the flesh on its body was firm and not frivolous, it would not end up well if it really fell like this. Breaking into a bear pancake might be the best ending - at least it can still be seen as a bear.

"Rod... Help me!" The further he fell, the faster he fell. Panda, who was falling from a high altitude, could feel the violent wind blowing his hair messy when it blew over him. He tried his best to grab the tree trunk to offset the fall, but no matter how his sharp claws scratched deep scratches on the tree trunk, he could not stop his fall.

Xuan Yuan, who was holding two rabbits, suddenly raised his eyebrows. He seemed to hear something. No, not as if, but he did hear something. The next moment, his figure suddenly disappeared from the spot, like a gust of wind. There was no trace of him there.

Under the withered ancient tree that Panda fell on, which was nearly 100 meters high, Xuan Yuan's figure suddenly appeared, without even disturbing the surrounding light, wind and air, as if he had been standing under the tree. Looking up, Xuan Yuan saw a fat and furry body falling at a very fast speed, and he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

Panda was falling down while still screaming in panic. Xuan Yuan shook his head slightly, tapped his toes lightly, and had already jumped several meters high. When the huge black and white bear fell beside him, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the short tail of the black and white bear.

Xuanyuan grabbed the bear's tail, and its weight of several hundred kilograms and the terrifying force of falling from a high altitude seemed to disappear without a trace. Xuanyuan easily resolved these forces and stopped its fall.

However, because the tail was grabbed by Xuanyuan, although the acceleration and terrifying impact force of falling from a high altitude were resolved, it did not mean that the black and white bear was not affected by gravity. It was directly grabbed by Xuanyuan's tail and was lifted upside down in the air by Xuanyuan. If you ignore its fat body, it really looks like holding a bear cake.

"It hurts... Rod, let go quickly, my tail hurts." The black and white bear opened its mouth, revealing its sharp white teeth, and cried out in pain. It was really not bloated, and its weight was really not light. It was supported by its tail, and its short tail could not support it.

Orcs can also speak when they are in beast form, otherwise they can't talk to females and sub-females? After all, they don't understand the language between beasts, but among beastmen, it's more comfortable to speak directly in beast language. If it weren't for the fact that Rhode couldn't transform into a beast and couldn't understand beast language, Panda didn't like to speak in beast form.

"Since you said so, I'll let go." Xuanyuan floated lightly in the air, holding two rabbits in one hand and Panda in the other. Hearing Panda's cry of pain, he raised his eyebrows slightly, showing a bit of a smile, and spoke in a low voice and a faint tone, and then the hand holding Panda's tail loosened directly.

Bang! Xuanyuan was flying in the air, and Panda, who was held by him, was three or four meters above the ground, close to a floor, not too short. When Xuanyuan let go, it fell directly, hitting the ground firmly, making a dull sound.

However, compared to the height of hundreds of meters, this height is nothing for the thick-skinned Panda. It rolled on the ground, climbed up as if nothing had happened, and then turned into a human form to shake off the dust on its body: "Really, I climbed this tree before the New Year, and it didn't break at that time."

Xuan Yuan glanced at Panda, who had slender limbs and round cheeks, and asked after a moment of silence: "You were not an adult before the New Year, right?"

Although Rhodes could not transform into an animal form, he still knew a lot of common sense. Male orcs were large before adulthood and were in the early childhood stage. When they reached adulthood, the orcs would grow like balloons, and their size could increase several times.

To put it in a metaphor, the underage orcs before the New Year were still cute little ones who could be held in their arms, but the adult orcs after the New Year would directly grow into a giant that could crush people to death, and would no longer be kittens and bears that could be held in their arms and kissed and hugged.

Panda fell into shameful silence, and finally scratched his head and changed the topic: "Did you catch today's prey? Um...two rabbits." Panda laughed twice, and he also knew that two rabbits were very important to Rhodes. It was nothing to him. He probably came back after hearing him calling for help in the middle of the hunt.

"Why did you climb up such a high tree?" Xuan Yuan landed on the ground and stepped on the soft and wet ground. He raised his eyebrows and asked, casually throwing the two rabbits on the ground. Xuan Yuan frowned again. Asked, "How far is it to cross this mountain?"

Panda sat cross-legged on the ground casually: "We are almost over this mountain. I just felt that this place was quite familiar, so I climbed up the tree and took a look from above. We are about to go out." He shrank in distress. Mouth, "But I haven't found a suitable bamboo yet."

"Ah ah ah ah, if I can't find suitable bamboo, how will I win the favor of the female? Is my adult ceremony destined to end in failure?" Panda covered his head and shouted, looking extremely distressed. Looks like, "I don't want to be a single bear."

Ignoring Panda's cry, Xuan Yuan just nodded slightly: "Since we are about to cross this mountain, hurry up and don't waste time." He and Panda came from the side close to the Liger Tribe. After trekking here, we have been traveling deep in the mountains for more than ten days.

Panda scratched his head and said oh, the suitable bamboo he was looking for was actually the mother bamboo that he could transplant back to the tribe. But for daily diet, there was no need to eat the bamboo from the mother bamboo. Panda's tribe So I chose to live near this forest because there are many bamboos growing in the forest nearby.

When Xuan Yuan put the two rabbits on the fire to grill, Panda cherished the small spoonful of honey he got every day and chewed the crispy and soft bamboo. He did not turn into his original shape. It looks like a human and directly grabs the dark yellow bamboo and gnaws it. It really makes people wonder how honey-like its teeth are.

"Huh?" Xuan Yuan, who was flipping the rabbit over the fire and sprinkling the ingredients on it, suddenly raised his eyebrows. He turned his head thoughtfully and looked to the left. He was nearly a thousand meters away. In that place, a black and white bear that was even bigger than Panda was approaching furtively while wagging its nose.

"Panda, is that one of your tribe?" Xuan Yuan glanced sideways at Panda who was chewing bamboo, raised his chin slightly and pointed at the black and white bear that he thought was creeping over, highlighted the key points, and said I thought that the black and white bear was not small, no matter how careful it was, it looked really conspicuous.

Panda, who was holding half a piece of bamboo in his mouth, blinked his peach blossom eyes in confusion, tilted his head and looked in the direction Xuan Yuan pointed, and then he saw a giant tree among the green trees, shrubs and vines. Monokuma came over carelessly and sneakily like a thief.

"Um? Isn't that Brother Noel?" Panda swallowed all the bamboo in his mouth. Panda reluctantly licked the sweet scent of honey remaining at the corner of his mouth, and then slowly said, "He is My neighbor’s eldest brother came of age a year earlier than me. He must have gone to the mountains to play today, right?”

The Black and White Clan are the weird ones among the Bear Clan. They also eat meat but not much. Their main food is bamboo, so the most important thing for them every day is to plant bamboo. The most important thing to them is that the bamboo grows well. Things, hunting in the mountains is not that important. They are not dependent on meat.

So if the bear cubs that come into the mountains are not just grown-up cubs, they usually come to the mountains to play.

"Brother Noel, stop hiding, we have all seen you!" Panda didn't know what euphemism was. After licking the honey from the corner of his mouth, he raised his hand and greeted loudly, "You came into the mountains to play. Come here quickly!”

Noel, who was using bushes and weeds to cover himself, but was obviously unsuccessful, froze up. The black and white fur on his body was stunned. The dark eyes in the eye sockets showed embarrassment and confusion. He obviously didn't expect it. Even though I was so careful (?), I was still discovered, and I even ran into an acquaintance.

Yes, before Panda spoke up, Noel didn't notice Panda's existence at all... He, like Panda before him, was also attracted by the sweet and fragrant honey aroma, and didn't even look at it. To Panda.