The Sweetness of the Seventies

Chapter 816: Just read the dirty jokes

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He Tiantian was slightly surprised and said with a smile: "I won't let you spend money. I'll come over and treat you to dinner tomorrow."

"No, this is our farewell banquet for Teacher He. How can we let the teacher treat us?" Yuan Hua said, "Teacher He, you can come over tomorrow. This is the wish of all our classmates."

"Okay, I'll go there at noon tomorrow." He Tiantian agreed, thinking that when eating tomorrow, she would just settle the order in advance.

"Teacher He, see you tomorrow." Yuan Hua smiled and left happily to make some preparations.

He Tiantian smiled happily, not because the student invited her to dinner, but because of the student's thoughtfulness.

Back home, He Tiantian was always smiling.

Jiang Lifang smiled and asked: "What makes you so happy?"

"Haha!" He Tiantian said, "I said goodbye to my students today. My classmates will treat me to dinner tomorrow and see me off!"

"That's good." Jiang Lifang said, "They can feel your hard work. However, the students don't have much money, so I can treat you to dinner, but don't forget to pay."

"Well, I think so too." He Tiantian said, "I'll find a chance to pay tomorrow."

"Yes, don't let students spend money." Jiang Lifang said, the family does not lack the money, just accept other people's wishes.

At night, He Tiantian put her child to sleep and began to correct the test papers. It took two hours and she corrected one-third of the papers. Anyway, there were still two days left, so she should be able to make it in time.

The next morning, I corrected some more, and at ten o'clock, I rode my bicycle to Xiaohe's private restaurant.

Yuanhua has already taken his classmates to book a large private room upstairs. There are four tables in it, and He Tiantian can seat three tables.

"Teacher He, let's not say any more words of thanks. Let's talk about some jokes that happened between our classmates." Yuanhua is not a greasy person. Although he feels sad, smiling can reduce the sadness.

With Yuanhua's suggestion, everyone also smiled.

He Tiantian sat down, took a sip of barley tea and said, "Okay, tell me, let me hear what weird things happened in our class?"

A boy stood up and said, "Teacher, it's a bit naughty, can you tell me?"

A boy next to him immediately reached out and covered the boy's mouth and yelled: "You can't say it! You can't say it!"

Everyone laughed when they saw the boy.

The man was smiling heartily, and the girl was blushing, but they were all smiling so hard that they couldn’t even see their teeth.

"Haha, it's okay." He Tiantian said, "You can laugh at it, you can be flirty, but it's fine as long as it's not obscene."

A boy at the other table stood up and said, "Hold Wu Hao, I'm telling you."

"You can't say it, Liu Hua, you bastards, will my reputation be ruined here today?" Wu Hao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and looked at He Tiantian like a goddess.

He Tiantian said treacherously: "Tell me, all the classmates know it anyway, so it doesn't matter if one more person knows it!"

Tang Ping'an smiled and said: "Even our class knows about it, everyone in our department probably knows about it, and it has been famous in the school for a long time."

"Ah?" He Tiantian was surprised, "It has a huge impact!"

He Tiantian's curiosity aroused, and she looked expectantly at Liu Hua, who was standing up.

"Haha!" Liu Hua smiled, "I usually go out of my way to help my brothers, but today I decided to go in front of my brothers for the sake of Teacher Bo He's smile."

"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed, and the girls didn't laugh as shyly as before, and the atmosphere became more lively.

Liu Hua stood up and said, "Teacher, this is what happened. Last month, the weather was extremely hot. I couldn't sleep at night and was covered in sweat. But other men are lazy, unlike Wu Hao who takes showers three times a day. That morning, Wu Hao went to the water room to take a shower as soon as he got up. Normally, the cleaning lady would come to clean the house at half past six, but that day was unusual, and Wu Hao came at six o'clock, thinking it was time to take a shower. The classmate didn't pay attention. After taking a bath, he turned around and left, seeing the dumbfounded aunt. Liu Wuhao was also dumbfounded and didn't know what to do. The aunt was still kind and reminded me, young man, what's the matter? I don’t know how to use a basin to cover it! Wu Hao then took the basin to cover his important parts, ran back to the dormitory like a pig, and kept shouting that he was completely exposed... "

"Hahaha······"

He Tiantian also laughed after hearing this.

"That's so funny!" He Tiantian laughed loudly, "This can be rated as a sensational event this year."

"Yes, it ranks at the top of the list." Tang Ping'an said, "Anyway, I will never forget this matter in my life, nor will I forget Wu Hao."

Liu Hua echoed: "Although I gave everyone a smile, it was not malicious, and everyone will remember it in this life, so you are not at a loss."

"It's my fault!" Wu Hao said, "The management girl I have been chasing for a year no longer cares about me."

"Haha, that's not fate. There is a better girl waiting for you later." Tang Ping'an said, everyone knows this. In fact, even if this didn't happen, the girl would not like Wu Hao.

Everything is just an excuse.

"You bad friends, if I don't have a wife in the future, I will depend on you." Wu Hao said ruthlessly. He was also cheerful and able to joke.

Because if you look at it, you will become a famous figure, and there will be no one like you.

Afterwards, others also told interesting stories between classmates.

During the dinner, He Tiantian excused herself to use the restroom and went to the counter to pay.

"Hello, the money for the Peony Hall has been paid." The proprietress said, "These students are very strange. They used to pay after eating, but today they asked to pay first. Now I know, it turns out that someone is arguing Pay it forward!”

He Tiantian smiled and said, "I still want to treat them to dinner."

Since she doesn't need to pay, she won't pay. Later, she will prepare some gifts for her classmates.

Yuan Hua, who was following behind, ran back secretly and said, "Teacher He really went to pay. Fortunately, we paid first."

"Hey, Teacher He is the best teacher I have ever encountered." Liu Hua said, and he was so good-looking.

"Yes, I think so too." Yuan Hua said, "We must study hard and create well. When people ask us which teacher we like best in the future, we will say Teacher He, so that more people can know about Teacher He. ”

"Yeah, yeah." Tang Ping'an said. Last time, the publisher sent some questions, interviewed the author, and then published them in the magazine to promote his report.

There is a question above: Who do you want to thank most on the way to creation?

Tang Pingan wrote without hesitation: "My head teacher, my mentor."

Yes, without He Tiantian’s encouragement and enlightenment, he would not have had the opportunity to publish, nor would he have diverged his thinking, nor would he have written more exciting stories.

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