The strongest special bodyguard
Chapter 1709 Elegant fart sound
Of course, as for Ye Long's peeking at the demon cat's bath, the demon cat's news is quite well blocked, except for Dashan, no one else knows!
However, the news that Ye Long was going to be shot spread quickly, and everyone in Groups 1 to 5 of the basic supervision area knew that Ye Long was going to be shot!
At the same time, it undoubtedly consolidated the status of the demon cat here!
But the reason why Ye Long was shot was that he was imagined to have beaten Captain Yun Ke and molested the Demon Cat Team!
In it, being executed by shooting is not a rare thing, on the contrary, it is very common!
If you offend the higher-ups, you will be shot immediately!
Shoot you, don't need any reason!
Soon, Ye Long was taken to the execution ground!
Ye Long was not only a little depressed, did he really want to respond to the old man's unscrupulous words?
It seems that this sentence seems to be coming true soon!
After Ye Long was taken to the execution ground, he was directly put on the cross!
It is a good thing that people are blindfolded when they are executed by shooting, but the demon cat actually asked people to take off the cloth that blindfolded them!
The demon cat wants to let Ye Long watch how he dies in a daze!
"Prepare!"
The demon cat not only shouted.
Immediately, the shooter aimed his gun at Ye Long to open the insurance, ready to wait for the next order from the demon cat!
Just as the demon cat was about to shout to shoot, Da Shan hurried forward!
"Etc., etc!"
Da Shan grinned and waved his hands at the demon cat.
"What's wrong?"
The demon cat glanced at Dashan and asked.
"This... cat team, is this really going to be shot?"
Dashan not only asked.
"Yeah, what's the matter? Am I still scaring him?"
The demon cat said in a very serious tone.
"Cat team, I think it's enough to scare him once. Although Ye Long is a thorn, he is a rare talent. He will be useful to our hell prison in the future. It's a pity to kill him!"
Dashan began to say good things, in the rhythm of pleading for Ye Long.
When the demon cat heard Dashan's words, it not only frowned, but looked at Dashan in disbelief and said, "Dashan, why did you change so fast? Just now I said to shoot him, didn't you agree with it?"
"Ahem, that's to scare that kid, too arrogant, too frightening, how can it be done if you don't suppress his arrogance!"
Dashan coughed dryly and laughed.
"you……"
The demon cat stared at Dashan, wishing he could pull Dashan over and shoot him together.
"Cat team, don't be angry, it's not good to be angry!"
Dashan bared his teeth and grinned.
"Tell me, she peeped at me taking a shower, what do you want to do?"
The demon cat pinched his waist angrily and questioned Dashan.
If it were Ye Long in front of the demon cat now, he would definitely have to swallow again!
"Cat team, leave it to me to deal with it, and make sure you are satisfied, okay?"
Dashan asked.
"Okay, I will leave it to you to deal with. If I am not satisfied, don't blame me for not giving you face, I will shoot him directly!"
The demon cat folded its arms around its chest and watched Dashan preach.
"Don't worry, you will be satisfied!"
Dashan narrowed his eyes slightly, as if he was full of bad water.
Immediately, Dashan took out his gun, and Ye Long didn't hear the delicate conversation just now!
Now Da Shan aimed his gun directly at Ye Long who was more than ten meters away!
"Boy, I made a temporary decision. You are in my group, so today, I will take a gun and kill you with my own hands!"
Da Shan held a gun and preached to Ye Long.
"Damn it... you are inhumane, you don't want to beg for mercy, but you want to kill me yourself?" Ye Long shouted at Dashan.
"Hey, boy, I'm going to shoot, you can enjoy death slowly!"
Dashan took the gun, and then opened the safety!
Ye Long, who didn't know the situation, was also sweating profusely!
Grandma, she didn't die on the battlefield, but was shot because she peeked at a woman taking a shower. If it got out, wouldn't someone be killed?
It would be better to die on the battlefield and get a good reputation!
Since God wants me to die, I can only wait to die!
God can't do it, who let himself offend such a horrible creature as a woman?
Immediately, Ye Long closed his eyes, slowly waiting for death to come!
"boom"
Dashan narrowed his eyes, and with a smirk at the corner of his mouth, he directly pulled the trigger.
With the sound of gunfire, Ye Long's brows tightened!
However, Ye Long soon discovered that he was fine!
There is no pain on my body!
wipe……
How is this going?
Could it be that Dashan's marksmanship is crooked when he picks his feet?
According to normal circumstances, this is impossible, after all, Dashan is the head of the cell, and at such a short distance, even if the marksmanship is good, it is impossible to miss it!
Immediately, Ye Long not only opened his eyes!
Ye Long opened his eyes, and Dashan had appeared in front of him with a grinning grin!
"Hahahaha, boy, are you scared to pee already?"
Da Shan patted Ye Long on the shoulder, swayed his body and preached to Ye Long.
Ye Long looked at Dashan in front of him with a black thread, and cursed in his heart, "Grandma, Dashan is actually scaring me!"
However, to be honest, I was really scared by this guy Dashan!
Of course, Ye Long doesn't dare to swear at Da Shan now, if he offends others and really shoots him dead, then he can find someone to reason with!
You can't scold Da Shan anyway, but it's okay to despise him!
"Captain Dashan, you still have some humanity!"
Ye Long said contemptuously.
Now, it can be regarded as being overjoyed by Dashan, and his eyes still look down from time to time to see if there is any water coming out of Ye Long's crotch!
If the water comes out, it's very simple, it means that Ye Long was scared to pee!
Suddenly, Da Shan frowned, then stretched out his hand and flashed twice in front of his nose!
"Huh? Why do I smell a bad smell?" Dashan said to himself.
Dashan finished talking to himself, and then just like the self-directed and self-acted one, watching Ye Long suddenly changed into a laughing expression, pointed at Ye Long and said, "Boy, to be honest, I didn't pee when I was scared, did I? Did shit come out?"
"Why don't you come over and have a look?"
Ye Long looked at the mountain and said.
"Come on, turn around, let me take a look!"
Dashan said with great interest.
Ye Long cooperated, and turned his body slightly to one side!
And Da Shan cooperated even more, leaned behind Ye Long's buttocks and looked carefully!
"puff……"
As soon as Da Shan leaned forward with his probe, there was an elegant sound of farting from Ye Long's buttocks!
Accompanied by a breeze of "fragrance" sweeping across the face, Da Shan was stunned!
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