The strongest special bodyguard
Chapter 1025 The consequences of not accumulating virtue!
Ye Long's heart tightened even more when he heard the words of the man with black-rimmed glasses. Ye Long was also quite depressed. He really met a straight man!
"Grandma, I don't like men, I like women, if you want to have sex, go find someone else!" Ye Long said very displeased, what a pervert.
When the man with black-rimmed glasses heard Ye Long's words, he adjusted his black-rimmed glasses and was stunned for a moment, feeling a little dazed!
"Brother, you seem to have misunderstood me, right?" the man with black-rimmed glasses looked at Ye Long and said.
"What a misunderstanding, aren't you a straight man?" Ye Long frowned and said.
The man with black-rimmed glasses said with a depressed face, "Brother, you really misunderstood me. My name is Liu Tao, and my sexual orientation is normal. I think you misunderstood what I was looking for. I just wanted to ask you for a favor." !"
"Help, what can I help you with?" Ye Long asked suspiciously.
At this moment, Ye Long thought to himself, this guy won't let himself help, right?
If it's this favor, then Ye Long really can't help!
"Big brother, it's like this, I want you to help me drive my wife out of my house!" Liu Tao said looking at Ye Long.
Hearing Liu Tao's words, Ye Long became even more depressed!
Did you meet a weirdo today?
Ye Long, who helped find a wife, had met before, but Ye Long, who helped drive his wife out of the house, met Ye Long for the first time!
"I said you're not sick, are you driving your daughter-in-law out of the house?" Ye Long looked at Liu Tao and asked.
Liu Tao sighed and said in pain, "My daughter-in-law is an unfilial daughter. She bullies me and my mother all day because of the noise every day. I want to drive my wife out of the house!"
"Then you hurry up, what do you want with this kind of woman who is not even filial to her parents?" Ye Long spread his hands and said.
"Yeah, I want to catch up too, but..." Liu Tao said, adjusted his glasses, then shook his head and sighed.
"You, you bastard, you can't handle a woman, right?" Ye Long looked at Liu Tao and asked.
"My daughter-in-law is easy to say. Although she is aggressive, she is nothing more than a woman, but my daughter-in-law's brothers and sisters all support her. Our family is just me and my elderly mother, so I don't dare to mess around. I get beaten when I mess around, so I really can't stand it anymore, I want to find someone to help!" Liu Tao said looking at Ye Long.
After Ye Long heard this, he nodded his head, he understood what Liu Tao meant by recruiting him, and then said, "So that's the case, it's alright, brother will help you!"
When Liu Tao heard Ye Long's promise, he happily shook Ye Long's hand and said, "Big brother, thank you, I know I've seen the right person!"
"Well, you did not misunderstand the person, by the way, Yan, Yan!" Ye Long stretched out his hand to Liu Tao and said.
Since Ye Long knew that Liu Tao's purpose was not what he thought, he must smoke this cigarette!
After Liu Tao reacted, he immediately took out one and handed it to Ye Long, who then lit it for Ye Long!
Then another whole pack of cigarettes was stuffed into Ye Long's hand!
Ye Long took a puff in satisfaction, and then spit out a wisp of smoke!
However, after Ye Long exhaled a wisp of smoke, he immediately frowned, feeling something was wrong!
"Grandma, fake cigarettes!" Ye Long said angrily.
Immediately, Ye Long took the cigarette and walked to the gazebo, looked at the chubby aunt, talking nonsense lazily, and said directly, "Hey, no more cigarettes, refund the money!"
"It's all opened, who do you ask to refund the money? Go away!" The chubby aunt looked at Ye Long and said very unhappy.
"I said aunt, you must be in your 30s or 40s anyway? You are still selling fake cigarettes at such an age? Don't talk nonsense, get your money back!" Ye Long said impatiently.
When the fat aunt in the gazebo heard Ye Long's words, she immediately became unhappy, rolled up her sleeves, and ran out of the gazebo!
After running out, he gave Ye Long a push and said, "How do you talk? Can you talk? Who are you calling aunt? Who are you talking about selling fake cigarettes?"
Before Ye Long could react, the fat aunt's distorted virtue shot at Ye Long!
Few people can bear this spray!
"Fuck it..." Ye Long felt a pain in the ass, then waved his hand and said, "Okay, I'm too lazy to care about you!"
Ye Long doesn't want to care about with the fat aunt, but it doesn't mean that the fat aunt doesn't want to care about Ye Long!
The fat aunt had a ferocious face, she was so vicious that she didn't want to finish the calculation with Ye Long!
"Don't care about me? You say you don't care if you don't care? No, you have to give me an explanation!" The fat aunt pointed to Ye Long and said, this posture, the plan is endless.
"Explanation? You sell fake cigarettes, that's an explanation!" Ye Long looked at the fat aunt and said.
If the shrew in front of her was a man, Ye Long would have left her speechless long ago!
"Fake cigarettes? Tell you, don't even think about leaving today, you dare to say that I sell fake cigarettes!" The fat aunt rolled up her sleeves, as if she was not finished.
"Don't think about leaving? Can you stop me?" Ye Long said with a chuckle.
"Er Huzi, come on, someone is causing trouble!" The shrew and fat aunt yelled not far away.
Immediately, a naked guy with tattoos came out of a room holding a kitchen knife!
After he came out, he walked over aggressively as if he was going to kill someone!
"Who is making trouble? Who the hell dares to make trouble here!"
The man who was called Erhuzi by the shrew aunt said a little aggressively.
I have to say, this behavior is really aggressive!
Who is he scaring by looking around with a kitchen knife?
What kind of social person do you pretend to be?
"Er Huzi, this kid, said that the cigarettes we sell are fake cigarettes!" said the shrew aunt pointing at Ye Long.
Immediately, Er Huzi turned his head to stare at Ye Long, and directly drove the kitchen knife to Ye Long's neck!
"MD, do you dare to say that the cigarettes I sell are counterfeit cigarettes? Do you want to live? If so, the matter of paying 1,000 yuan will be settled, or you will be hacked to death!" Er Huzi said, staring at Ye Long.
Ye Long heard Er Huzi's words, looked at Er Huzi's actions, and felt that he was an idiot!
Does this action mean that he's hot?
Few people really dare to do this to themselves, let alone put a knife on their own necks!
These two tigers are very capable!
Of course, there is a price to pay if you have the ability!
"MD, kid, did you hear what I said? What are you staring at? Believe it or not, I'll hack you to death..."
However, before Er Huzi could finish his threatening words, Ye Long kicked him in the stomach!
At this moment, what else does Ye Long have to talk nonsense with this tiger?
Er Huzi snorted and was kicked to the ground by Ye Long!
After falling to the ground, Ye Long stepped on Er Huzi's chest and said, "Just you? Trash!"
Saying that, Ye Long stamped Er Huzi's hand holding the kitchen knife!
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