The stand-in is my wife.

My uncle can bear it, but my aunt can't.

"Is anyone thinking about me?"

Seria's voice sounded outside the door at the right time, but Amanozaki rejected her with "I'm working on ideas, don't come in."

"Come on!"

Amanozaki roared angrily, his fingers moving like flying, and he began to engage in a well-founded and shady debate with the opponent.

The debate soon spread as the two people competed against each other on the keyboard, and the topic was successfully changed to "Does your target have inhuman elements?" and "Should one be defined by the body or the mind?" topic.

The discussion on the second topic is too profound and is not on Amanozaki’s main battlefield, so I won’t mention it here.

Under the first topic, netizens started photoshopping, telling jokes, making eye candy, and making as much noise as possible.

But this is a Jianghu forum. Even though most of the knights usually stay silent, this account [Gan Emperor] is inextricably linked to the knights.

Amid everyone's commotion, a user with the ID "King Kong Train Man" posted a set of pictures, which showed a bulging dark back and two dashboards that seemed to be embedded in the back muscles. There was also a sentence at the bottom: "If I send a photo of my husband on behalf of my wife, am I considered an inhuman element?"

The real-name knights on the forum and the mental mechanical structures they showed off in person made everyone watching the excitement applaud.

At the same time, keep @TrueSoul.

Facts have proved that in such an unscientific world, that person's language to vent his emotions is just asking for trouble.

Then, one after another, other people posted photos of themselves and well-known domestic heroes, and they slapped Zhenhun in the face with the title "This is my wife" or "My husband's photo".

Of course Amanozaki recognized that the person who handed out the instrument panel was Sun Chun, who had participated in the battle of heroes yesterday. He had a slightly better impression of Sun Chun, and he picked up the keyboard and plunged into the fierce battle.

This true soul was so excited for a moment that he didn't expect that even taking out trash online would attract serious people.

Because his words of praise were not rigorous, he was slapped by netizens all the way and continued to insist on being stubborn. Seeing that the truth did not make sense, he started to make nonsense.

[True Soul]: What I said is obviously that the woman you drew does not exist at all. If you really have such a girlfriend, why would you draw it? You have the ability to send photos!

Someone immediately commented:

Come on, pull it off, you're such a piss-poor, even if it's in the picture, you'd still say it's P. Well, there is the telephone number of Qingshan Mental Hospital on the telephone pole downstairs of my house. Do you want me to copy it to you? Go and see if your sperm disorder is still cured.

The comment section was filled with chaos for a while.

Seeing that the time was right, Amanozaki smiled slightly, put away the keyboard, and opened the door with a big smile: "Seraya."

Serea, who was sorting out a pile of bottles and jars that Amanozaki couldn't understand in the kitchen, pulled off her goggles and revealed her reliable face: "What?"

"Take some photos and help me fight those bullies."

Seria turned off the reacting glassware. Amanosaki didn't know how Seria found these things in the urban village in a whole morning, but out of concern for his privacy, he didn't say anything.

Ceria felt I needed to know, and she would tell me. Amanozaki thought so.

"Yeah, let me take a look."

Ceria came to the computer and looked at the post, then shook her head.

"I reject."

Amanozaki stared: "Why?"

"Because..." Ceria tapped the screen with her finger, "I'm talking about girlfriend here, but I'm not your girlfriend."

"Eh?! Isn't it?" Amanozaki was horrified and at a loss. "Well, we hugged before, and you still held your knees..."

"Yes, I've done it before, and you still buried your head in my chest." Ceria said matter-of-factly.

"Then this, this, this, doesn't this count?" Amanozaki's face turned red with anxiety, and his mind was buzzing.

At this moment, he felt someone holding his chest, and his whole body was pushed against the wall with that force. A soft but hard body suppressed him, and his knees pressed against Amanozaki's crotch. , and locked his hands at the same time, making him unable to move.

Who am I and where am I? What happened?

Amanozaki looked at Seria who pressed herself against the wall, her mind filled with three questions about life.

Ceria stared at the dazed Amanozaki for a while, then sighed in disappointment and put her lips to his ear:

"But you didn't agree to let me be your girlfriend."

This damn sound was like a whirlpool, like the thick mating pheromones in the spring air, like a witch calling Amanozaki's name during a ritual.

Before Amanozaki's male soul collapsed, he wailed silently: It's over, it's completely over.

After dozens of seconds, Amanozaki came back to his senses, blushed, and said "It's all up to you" like a mosquito chirping.

Amid Seria's proud laughter, she took the initiative to take various sweet photos with Amanozaki. After uploading them, Seria hugged Amanozaki, pressed her chin on his shoulder and muttered: "Didn't I ask you to draw? , Why are you starting a quarrel with others? Isn’t it a waste of time to argue with this kind of guy?”

"Humph." Amanozaki smiled and said nothing, but kept pressing the refresh button.

Sure enough, the number of comments and replies increased at an alarming rate.

Amanozaki didn't say a word, but just thought about a thought over and over again. After Seria felt it through "As if I'm Personal", she looked at Amanozaki with incredible eyes.

"So you planned it from the beginning?"

"Not really. I was just thinking about slacking off at first, and I got the idea after meeting this guy called True Soul. I just did it casually, but I didn't expect it to work so well." Amanozaki answered truthfully.

Yes, the quarrel with True Soul was a plan, a hype that is very common on Earth.

Amanozaki deliberately held back the trump card of taking photos and even recording videos with Saria, first attracting the public's attention through a quarrel, and then making the final decision when everyone was almost there.

Saria is a beauty, there is no doubt about that.

And Saria is not only a beauty, but also a beautiful woman with a strong willpower who can make a man like her fall into female hallucinations. No one can stop the aggressiveness and hormones in her gestures.

So Amanozaki has no doubt that the photo of himself and Saria will arouse the jealousy of many netizens, including men, but more must be women!

Women who are more "manly" than men are a lethal weapon to women.

Amanozaki took advantage of this and successfully changed the time of this morning from "arguing with online trolls" to "increasing the popularity of Saria".

This was a very meaningful morning.

Saria was also very satisfied.

Just when she was thinking about whether she could use the excuse of praising someone to further narrow the distance between the two and monopolize Amanozaki's first kiss, Saria suddenly realized that something was wrong.

"Isn't this increase... a little wrong?" Saria stopped joking and began to expand her mind, moving closer to the medical doctor and combatant who was closer to Terra. "Look at the data board. We took a lot of risks yesterday to gain that much popularity. How come we have so much popularity so quickly today?"

Amanozaki took a closer look.

[Current identity: Saria]

[Current popularity: Anonymous (67)]

Amanozaki immediately sat up from the bed and began to refresh the webpage.

The post they were in was in the top ten of the romantic section, and the first post had flames under each word block.

"Shock! Possible candidates for the Sword Immortal's last disciple, the mysterious man who awakened his superpowers in the martial arts arena turned out to be the Sea King! 》

The cover picture is the picture of himself fighting side by side with Hinata yesterday, and the photo with Saria that he just posted!

Saria saw the name of the post and called him an expert:

"Ah? I NTR myself?"

Chapter 15: Following the network cable

"...Originally we expected a rising star to inherit the mantle of Mr. Scabbers, but we didn't expect that we were waiting for a social scum with corrupt personal ethics, greed, lust, and unwilling to even disguise himself.

This person's name and address have been dug up by our club. His name is Amanozaki, and he lives on the 7th floor of No. 69 Qiaodong Street, the second village of Yushan City. Before awakening his superpowers, he was a person who hung out in the Fenghuaxueyue forum, acting as a saintly scholar, and making a living by drawing for inferior knights. All righteous people are welcome to come and punish...tsk tsk."

In the narrow bedroom, Saria finished reading "Shock! Possible candidates for the Sword Immortal's last disciple, the mysterious man who awakened his superpowers in the martial arts arena turned out to be the Sea King! 》The last paragraph of this explosive post, which is so long that it can be used as the title of a light novel, is amazing.

Amanozaki also shook his head and tutted his tongue.

Saria pointed at the post and said angrily: "You also think these people are too much, right? When you were fighting the evil demon yesterday, I was a stand-in. The fact that I have superpowers is clearly a flea on a bald head - it's obvious, these media actually fabricated such things! I caught them,"

Amanozaki shook his head: "I don't think it's too much, I just feel nostalgic, as if I'm back on Earth eating celebrity gossip melons, but this time it's my turn."

He grabbed Saria, who was a little exasperated, to prevent the girl from using the Originium technique to shake the foundation and cause the building to collapse. The urban village is full of old houses and illegal expansions, and the building structure is not that stable.

Amanozaki saw that the girl in front of him, who had the same face as Saria, was indeed different from the Saria in "Arknights".

In the Ark world, after going through so much, Saria, who seemed to be always cold, would still quarrel with Hemer, and the occasional true feelings she showed were accompanied by unspeakable persistence. I think she was also a person who dared to love and hate when she was young.

And the one in front of him was just like Saria who was not changed by the disgusting darkness, despair, and various accidents full of human evil thoughts.

The girl in front of him showed the nature of the [ideal type] after being influenced by the sunny Saria.

The broad mind and tolerance of the earth, combined with the delicate empathy of women.

In a sense, this is a very private love.

Because it means that Saria will tolerate her willfulness and unreasonableness, and understand it as coquetry and seeking care for her.

So after getting up in the morning, she would adopt that bold strategy, force herself to give in, and then use the strong aura formed to "force" herself to nod and agree to be her girlfriend.

Perhaps she realized that although Hinata and Amanozaki quickly entered the emotional heating period, Amanozaki, who was too persistent, did not dare, or could not convince himself, to confess to a girl when he still had nothing.

Even if the other party was a stand-in.

Amanozaki cherished this hard-won, intelligent stand-in, and regarded the other party as a person rather than an object from the bottom of his heart.

So if you want Amanozaki, who is shy to confess, to nod, you can only adopt this offensive strategy.

So Saria tolerated Amanozaki's mentality and took over the burden of confession.

This girl who tolerates everything about me, this girl who almost dotes on me, of course doesn't want to see me sad, so she has such a big reaction.

She wants to help me vent my emotions.

Just like a father who helps his daughter scold the bad guys in cartoons, and a boyfriend who helps his girlfriend scold her stupid boss.

If the matter is only directed at her, with the knowledge level shown by the bottles and jars in the kitchen today, I'm afraid Saria won't even be interested in clicking on the news?

"Saria is so gentle."

Amanozaki grabbed Saria's hand and squeezed it gently, feeling the little elasticity brought by the girl's higher body fat rate and the strength of the long-tested muscle fibers, and couldn't help but sigh like this.

"What..." Saria shrank as if she was stung by a bee, and then, showing a surrendered and helpless expression, tilting her head, the brown-black horns pressed against the back of Amanozaki's hand holding her, and the half-open eyes flowed with honey-like rippling colors.

Saria's fingers gently brushed Amanozaki's cheek, and a blush that she never felt before appeared on her face, but now appeared, hung on her face dizzily: "It's only for you, okay."

Amanozaki took back the initiative at this moment. Although his moves were more like the lines of the heroine in Japanese comics, he did take the initiative.

I didn't expect it, it's my turn now!