The self-cultivation of the passer-by hero

As the saying goes, there is no younger sister who is better than older sister in this world.

Under the action of the great will of an unknown universe, the species named elder sister can always guess the younger sister's thoughts through various methods no matter when and where.

Xiaoniaoyou's escape plan failed, no, it's too early to say it failed, it should be said that it was blocked.

by her sister.

"Are you really going to run away anyway?"

Holding the spoon that was always with her, she looked at her sister in front of her. There was no trace of surprise on Miss Toka's face. It seemed that this was not the first time that this happened.

"Holy Conditioner."

Xiaoniaoyou held a folding umbrella in one hand, and looked at his sister as if facing an enemy.

"Are you going to stop me?"

"nonsense."

"Hmph, there's always a battle between us anyway, so I'll fight you here today!"

With deep self-confidence, Xiaotiaoyou lifted the blindfold on his right eye.

"Explode reality! Crush the spirit! Banish this world!"

The folding umbrella is opened, the graphics card is switched successfully, the attack route is determined, and Xiaoniaoyouliuhua enters the battle mode!

"Avalon smash!"

"Say something crazy"

This was not the first time she faced a chuunibyou attack from her sister. Miss Toka seemed extremely calm. It seemed that she had mastered the opponent's fighting style after often "playing" with her sister over the years.

First chant, then open the umbrella, and then charge, if you can't get away with one hit.

Stretching out a hand, Miss Shihua opened the folding umbrella that Xiaotiaoyou used to charge forward with an unwavering expression, and the huge umbrella covered the opponent's figure.

Sure enough, taking advantage of the blocked line of sight, Xiao Niaoyou leaped decisively from the edge of the second floor, and rushed straight to the grass for isolation on the side of the road.

"Aww!"

Even though there was a mat of grass, Xiaoniaoyou still made a sound of pain, but fortunately she successfully landed in the end.

She probably knew her sister's tricks a long time ago. She didn't even say a harsh word, and turned around and ran away without saying a word.

When Miss Shihua habitually picked up a 40-meter spoon and was about to catch up with Xiao Niaoyou who was running 39 meters, she happened to see Wu Ye who turned over from the window sill in the same posture.

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Ah, what happened?

Wu Ye, who came out just to watch the excitement, could only catch a glimpse of Xiao Niaoyu who had slipped away before the start of the Great War of the Century, and Miss Shihua who had a delicate expression in front of him.

"I thought you were here to persuade her."

"Eh?"

With a resentful tone on her lips and the gleaming spoon in her hand, Miss Toka raised her eyebrows and said expressionlessly:

"So this was your answer?"

"No, it's not. I think it's a misunderstanding."

"It seems that before teaching that guy a lesson, we must first get rid of his 'accomplice'."

"Hey, hey, I'm just passing by, I'm really just passing by!"

"It's useless to talk too much!"

"Isn't it?!"

The shining silver spoon brushed against Wu Ye's bangs and flew past, the tight wind pressure made him shudder, almost without thinking about it, he subconsciously chose the same approach as Xiaoniaoyou——

Turn around and jump!

He strode across the isolated grass, and he landed directly on the road without stepping. The moment he landed, both feet exerted force at the same time, and Wu Ye caught up in the direction of Xiaoniaoyou without looking back.

A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist. If he separates and runs away, what will happen if he is the one being chased?

The sound of footsteps that were more urgent than his own came from behind. Xiao Niaoyou looked back in horror, and then showed a surprised expression:

"Takeya! Sure enough, you came to help me too! You are indeed my ally!"

"Shut up! I never wanted to commit suicide with you! Idiot!"

Wu Ye, who quickly caught up with him, was not moved by the opponent's excited expression at all. He raised his hand and landed a knife on the stupid head.

"Aww!"

There was another cry of pain, and Xiaoniaoyou, who was running away and covering his head, said with tears in his eyes and a wronged expression:

"Wu Ye, it hurts so much, why did you hit me again?"

"Because if I don't do this, the resentment in my heart cannot be eliminated."

"Hey, why?"

"Do you think it would feel good to be hunted for no reason!"

Speaking of this, Wu Ye glanced behind him with lingering fear, but did not find Miss Toka. Did he not catch up with her yet? Still haven’t started chasing?

Suddenly a chill came over Wu Ye's heart.

No matter what the situation is, it makes people unhappy!

"The Holy Conditioner didn't come after me. It seems that my attack was temporarily stopped."

"No, only this is absolutely impossible."

"Don't worry, the Evil King's True Eye is the strongest, we will definitely be able to escape!"

"Don't talk as if you and I are accomplices!"

"Hurry up! Takeya, I have prepared new equipment at the front, Presi Plan 2.0 is launched!"

"Listen to people talking, hello!"

Although their intentions were completely different, the two people, who were not on the same channel at all, still embarked on the same escape journey.

Takeru also knew that he had stepped into the mud boat and could not clean himself. Before he could explain clearly to Miss Shihua, he could only follow Kotori Yu for the time being.

"I see! It's just ahead!"

Shouting as if seeing the dawn of victory, Xiaoniaoyou led Wu Ye to a place that seemed to be a bus stop. Behind the stop sign, a women's bicycle was parked.

After neatly taking out the roller shoes from the car basket and putting them on, Xiaoniaoyou naturally put his hands on the back seat and gave up the driving seat.

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"Takeru? Why are you still standing there?"

Seeing that Wu didn't move, Xiaoniaoyou hurriedly urged:

"If you don't hurry up, the Holy Conditioner will catch up!"

"Forget it, I'm a fool for worrying about it now."

Takeru silently covered his face. When he turned around and met Miss Toka, he would definitely die. Now it seemed that he could only go to the dark side in one way.

Pushing the car onto the road, getting on the driver's seat, and placing his foot on the tower, Wu Ye asked the little bird behind him as if he was resigned to his fate:

"Where are you going?"

This line makes it look like he changed his job and became a driver.

"The destination is the invisible boundary!"

"Give me a place where humans can reach it!"

"Don't worry, Takeya! The Evil King's True Eye has already seen the road leading to where!"

"But as the driver, I can't see it at all!"

"Hmm."

Probably just to say cool lines, Xiaoniaoyou smiled contentedly for a while before slowly adding:

"Anyway, let's just follow this road to the end."

"That's how you explained it to me from the beginning, idiot."

Muttering helplessly, Wu also stepped on the pedal.

"Hold on tight."

Because there was still a person dragging behind, the women's bicycle whined for a while before slowly picking up the speed.

Feeling the cool breeze gradually refreshing his ears, Takeya's bad mood finally eased a little, and Kotori Yu probably felt the same way.

"That's it! Come on! Pegasus!"

"Don't name the bike! It's such a shame!"

"Huh? Shameful? I don't think so at all."

"I'm talking about me!"

Ah, my mood suddenly became bad again.

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