The Secret to Picking Up Girls

"Damn it, if you hadn't confiscated my phone, I could at least chat on QQ!" Zhang Yuze couldn't help but grumble.

"Calling… calling for what, calling for a soul?" Just as Zhang Yuze was getting impatient, Lin Qiuyu walked in from outside, holding a white takeout box. She seemed to have heard Zhang Yuze's wailing and glared at him unceremoniously.

Seeing Lin Qiuyu enter, Zhang Yuze's expression improved slightly. He looked at her and said grumpily, "You're starving me to death! Where's your manners? Hurry up and give me the food."

Lin Qiuyu originally felt a bit apologetic towards Zhang Yuze, but now that she heard him constantly saying 'I, I, I,' she immediately felt annoyed. She had seen arrogant people, but never one as arrogant as him. She knew this was the Public Security Bureau, and even the sons of high-ranking officials had to be more restrained here.

"Hmph! Don't you want to eat it? If you don't want it, I'll feed it to the cat! That little tabby cat outside hasn't eaten in a long time!" Lin Qiuyu snorted at Zhang Yuze.

Zhang Yuze felt extremely depressed that she was equating him with an animal. He wasn't hungry at first, but after complaining so much, he really started to feel hungry. He had no choice but to soften his expression, smiling ingratiatingly at Lin Qiuyu in front of him, "Beautiful Sister Qiuyu, please be kind! I'm really hungry."

Seeing Zhang Yuze's attitude soften, Lin Qiuyu triumphantly placed the takeout box in front of Zhang Yuze and said, "Alright! I won't hold it against you, seeing how pitiful you are."

Zhang Yuze took the takeout box and eagerly opened it. He picked at the food with his chopsticks, and his face darkened.

"Boss, why is it all vegetables?"

"Yes! Eating vegetarian is good for your health! Don't you know that?" Lin Qiuyu was writing a statement. Hearing this, she looked up and said to Zhang Yuze as a matter of course.

"Uh! What are these stringy things in here?" Zhang Yuze looked at the box, at a dark, stringy mass of vegetables.

"These are bean sprouts, haven't you ever eaten them?" Lin Qiuyu rolled her eyes at Zhang Yuze, as if he were a country bumpkin.

Hearing this, Zhang Yuze's forehead broke out in cold sweat. He looked weakly at the policewoman in front of him and said, "Boss, why are they black? Aren't bean sprouts supposed to be white?"

"Oh! It seems the owner did say something about them being burnt, and offered them for free. I saw that they were almost out of vegetables, and they should still be edible, so I packed them for you." Lin Qiuyu looked at Zhang Yuze nonchalantly, as if she were innocent.

Zhang Yuze was so angry that he was about to vomit blood. He glared fiercely at the seemingly unfazed policewoman, wondering how to get back at her.

Just then, a tabby cat, which he didn't know where it came from, sneaked in from outside. It seemed to be the tabby cat that the policewoman said was starving. Seeing this cat, Zhang Yuze's eyes lit up, and he suddenly thought of a brilliant plan, a wicked smile appearing on the corner of his lips.