However, what she didn't expect was that this "Super Combat DVD" would make her eyes go dark just from the beginning.
[The canvas shoes and rainbow-colored socks printed with magical girls are swaying up and down with the swing. The golden electroplated jacket and leopard print shorts are her last stubbornness. Her dull eyes are blocked by star sunglasses, which also hides a hidden secret. The loneliness of a performance artist who is not understood by the world.
The beginning of the plot.
Theresa, who was sitting on the swing, muttered "Why?" and once again showed the audience her stable clothing.
The voice in her head also turned into a narration and summary of the current situation to the audience.
"I, Theresa Apokalis, an assistant officer of the East District Government who grew up enjoying the glory of my grandfather Otto, had a conflict with my grandfather because of my relationship with the demon scientist Baal who created Faust. , had to flee to the West End.
Later, after enduring the inhuman toy of the big bastard Albert and the bloodless and tearless robot Natasha, I grew up, became stronger and became Kamen Rider Crocodile, and began to be active on the battlefield.
However, after getting rid of the influence of Pandora's Light, I soon realized Albert's terrible ambition to destroy the earth, and turned to join forces with Kamen Rider Soki to fight against Albert.
But as Albert became stronger and stronger, not only did I become more and more unable to do my job without the power-up items, but even the fashion taste that I was proud of until now was disliked by Xier, and she even made a decision. Got the rule that Theresa and dogs are not allowed in Nasita!
Damn it! What a shame! ! ! ! "
The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. She used her inertia to jump off the swing, and roared sadly at the sky under the strange gazes of passers-by.
"Why? Why can't you understand my taste? It's obviously very beautiful, isn't it?"
"Uh, Ad."
"Well, Barr?"
When her name was suddenly called, Teresa instantly changed from a sad face to a poker face, and performed a Sichuan Opera face change for Beichen Meiyi on the spot.
She took off her sunglasses and looked at Beichen Meiyi, who was walking towards her, and found that the latter was holding a long strip-shaped prop that matched her color scheme. It looked a bit like a rocking rabbit bottle with crocodile elements.
Seeing Theresa's attention coming to him, Beichen Meiyi didn't show off and started to explain.
"This is a power-up item I made for you."
"oh oh!!"
Theresa took the props and looked at them with joy, and all her previous resentment was instantly wiped away.
"Did you do this just for me? Thank you, Barr!"
"Yes, but due to time constraints, this prop can only be adapted to the creation driver at the moment. I will try to change it to a squeeze driver in the future."
"Oh! Thank you for your hard work!"
Teresa was so excited that she just wanted to hug Mei Yi, but she was suddenly interrupted by the sound of Crocodile's transformation standby sound. She took out her phone and looked at it, and she was surprised to find that it was Xi'er who called her.
"Hey, what's going on?"
Finally having a new power-up item, Theresa felt a little elated, and even felt a little confident when talking to Xi'er, who was at the top of Nasita's food chain.
However, your uncle is still your uncle. When Hearing Theresa's slightly arrogant attitude, Xi'er beat her back to her original shape with a Hedong lion's roar.
"How dare you ask me!"
At this time, Xier, who was waiting in front of the department store in the business district, folded her arms speechlessly.
"Didn't we agree that we would come buy clothes with you today and meet at the department store later?"
"So, so I said I only wear custom-made clothes..."
"Shut up, come here by train anyway! Otherwise I will throw away all the bitter melons in the refrigerator for you!"
——Danger!
"Momordica charantia……"
It was like a thunder flashed across the sky, and amid the crocodile's standby sounds in her mind, Theresa could no longer hear what Xi'er said next.
"Bitter melon? Bitter melon, bitter melon! Bitter melon!?"
Teresa's world was filled with bitter melons in an instant, but just as she was about to reach out to grab all the bitter melons, Xi'er, who was holding a pitchfork, snatched them away one by one in a Runtu posture, and used them to do cruel and inhumane things.
Just imagining a scenario where she would never be able to eat bitter melon again, Theresa's body began to tremble unconsciously.
"Yeah! I want to eat bitter melon! Don't cut off my bitter melon!!!"
With a cry even more desperate than when Alto died, Theresa ran away, so shocked that Beichen Meiyi subconsciously took half a step back to make way for her. 】
Only 3 minutes had passed since the opening of the video, and Theresa had experienced the destructive power of "Super Combat DVD".
At this moment, she wished she could go back to 3 minutes ago and slap the person who opened this video to death.
The audience in the forum was laughing so hard that their abdominal muscles exploded. Even the weather-beaten Theresia couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat from her forehead.
"Fortunately, there is no "Super Battle DVD" from Fantasy..."
【"wait!"
Not long after Theresa ran out, she suddenly stopped and covered her face, and the sobs in her mouth became more miserable.
"Does she want me to take the train!?"
At that moment, the little person in Theresa's heart suddenly began to be hit back and forth by two fantasy trams, spinning and wailing at the same time.
Countless thoughts turned into barrage and flashed through her mind.
——How to take the tram?
——Where to buy tickets?
——Is it true that I can’t ride the train without buying a train ticket?
——Why is the tram more troublesome than the slammer?
——Ade is in chaos!
——I can no longer let grandpa open the back door for me!
"thump!"
Feeling that her brain was overloaded, Theresa knelt down on the spot and once again looked up to the sky and roared.
“How on earth do you buy a train ticket!!!”]
Pure Love God of War: Cute pinch.
Dr. Lobster: Just pamper her8!
Supreme Disciple of the Supreme Freedom Sect: Actually, I don’t know how to take a tram either…
The great teacher’s dead fish eyes: Is this the life of the rich second generation? corruption! So corrupt!
Barbecued Pork Cat: Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
Bell Wolf Spider: Li Liyuan's score.
Imperial dance moves: I don’t know how to buy tram tickets!
Devil Bomber: I *sarkaz expletive*, is this "Super Battle DVD" going to make me laugh to death?
Barrus: Less than 5 minutes into the show, I almost laughed out loud.
Demon Cluster: I have to admit, Theresa, you are stronger now!
The cutest person in the world: I don’t need this kind of recognition!
["Ding! Ding! Ding!"
Under the hot weather, Xi'er was tapping her own Martian wooden fish irritably while waiting for Theresa's arrival.
I don't know how much time passed, but I heard a hoarse roar from the distance. Xi'er turned around and saw that Nasita's new giant baby, who had broken her heart, was wearing a new set of skin that made her blood pressure soar. Zombie steps are running this way.
Too bad, no one knows how much mental power Xi'er used at that time to not choose to turn around and leave immediately.
Seeing Theresa coming to her, holding her knees and panting, Xier clenched her fists, but finally sighed and asked with some worry.
"What happened? Why do you look so tired? Did you encounter an enemy?"
"Huhuhu...no."
"No?"
A question mark rose above Xi'er's head, and she subconsciously took out her phone and checked the time.
Well, it's been an hour and a half since she called.
"Then why is it so slow? It doesn't take 10 minutes to get here by train, right?"
"I, Huhu... I ran here."
"you!"
Xi'er's fist became hard again, but because Theresa was as tired as a dead dog, she finally relented and silently lowered her fist.
She let out a long sigh, turned and walked towards the department store.
"Oh... forget it, go buy clothes quickly."
Seeing this, Theresa could only continue to drag her tired body to follow, but not long after walking, Xier turned around and stopped again.
She looked at Theresa now with disgust in her eyes.
"I forgot to mention it. Do you remember to keep a distance of 10 meters from me?"
"?"
Teresa was stunned, then unzipped her coat, revealing a purple T-shirt with "Why?" printed on it.
And this move completely ignited Xi'er's anger.
"Of course it's your funny outfit that makes me feel so embarrassed!!!"
After scolding Theresa, Xier continued to move forward without looking back.
Theresa looked confused, but she still took out a long ruler from behind and kept a distance of 10 meters to keep up with the opponent. 】
[ ]: No, you really measure it!
Asuna: Why do you carry a ruler with you?
Nayako: A prophet of uncertainty! genius! Is she really a genius!
Paramecium: Auntie, do you want to laugh me to death?
Starburst Abandoned Healing Slash: Be honest, too honest!
Only have a little sweet tooth: In this world where villains are constantly cheating, only Delly can bring me a little warmth.
The cutest person in the world: Stop it! Stop broadcasting, I beg you, please stop broadcasting! @Dong Aunt
566: Supreme Crocodile Tyrant (5k)
[Facts have proved that no matter how honest a person is, she also has an absolutely uncompromising persistence.
Even though she was severely restricted by Xie'er, who stipulated that she could only wear clothes sold in the mall, Theresa's unique aesthetics still made her next operation make Xie'er's blood pressure soar.
Just like the green suit from head to toe in cos Kamen Rider No. 1, the beige suit that looks like a comedian who is going to debut from now on, and even the outfit that makes people look like Pirates of the Caribbean at a glance...
The ever-changing and weird outfits made Xier reveal a mask of pain.
The most terrifying thing is that Theresa followed her instructions completely and really only used the products in the mall.
Some sparse and ordinary things can always be combined to create an effect that makes people's eyes darken after passing through Theresa's hands.
——Is she really a genius?
Because her spirit had been oppressed and tortured for too long, Xi'er even had such ridiculous thoughts.
Fortunately, just when her perception was about to be distorted by Theresa's aesthetic black hole, a timid teenage voice interrupted the communication between the two.
A young boy who looked young came to Xier's side at some point. He looked at Theresa who was wearing a black vest and a pirate hat and tortured her soul.
"Auntie, why are you dressed so tacky?"
"Huh? Auntie?"
Teresa was immediately furious because her appearance, which she used to secretly sell children's meals and collect Homu toys without being questioned, was the first time she was called "aunt" when she walked outside.
Although Teresa is indeed old enough to be called "aunt" and is even a little too young, which woman would be willing to be called such?
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