The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Shen Qingqiu thought he heard wrongly: "What did you say?"

Tianlang Jun repeated patiently: "I want to ask Peak Master Shen, have you and Luo Binghe ever practiced dual cultivation?"

Shen Qingqiu's face twitched a few times. Lord Tianlang said: "Or Peak Master Shen doesn't understand what I mean by dual cultivation? It means..."

Shen Qingqiu: "That's enough."

Can I have a face please? !

Shen Qingqiu forced himself to calm down, "Why do you think that I have practiced dual cultivation with him?"

Lord Tianlang said: "To be honest, I have always longed for the folk culture, customs and customs of the human world."

Shen Qingqiu: "So?"

Does yearning for the customs and customs of the human world have anything to do with this problem?

Tianlang-Jun stretched out a finger, shook it twice, and softly hummed a charming and soft tune.

Shen Qingqiu's face was expressionless at first. However, the more Tianlang Jun continued to hum, the colder and arrogant his expression became.

I! go! mud! coal! of! spring! Mountain! hatred!

How come it has become popular in the devil world! ! !

Tianlangjun hummed for two whole paragraphs, feeling satisfied but still wanting more: "Only the human world with outstanding people can produce such a stunning masterpiece. It is really wonderful, especially at the end, there is a hook that makes people want to stop. , fully looking forward to the next work.”

Oh, is Lai Lai Lai a serial? !

Shen Qingqiu: "...Wait a minute. When we first met in the Holy Tomb, you said 'I have long admired you'."

Could it be this "long admirer"? The long admiration in Xiao Huang song?

Tianlangjun said happily: "That's exactly what 'Long Admiration' means."

System: [Communicate about interests and hobbies with the boss, the villain's image becomes three-dimensional, and the B bar +150! 】

Damn hobbies!

While the two were staring at each other, the dark-skinned demon girl who took care of Shen Qingqiu until he woke up ran past below, as cheerful as an antelope. Shen Qingqiu took a closer look and found that she really had a pair of antelope legs. The girl jumped up and down, raised her face and asked loudly: "Your Majesty! Is the new place we are going to a good place?"

Tianlang-Jun smiled and waved his hand back to her: "Of course that's great."

The girl looked innocent and asked, "Is there a lot of water?"

Lord Tianlang said: "Rivers and mountains are all over the world."

The girl cheered and jumped into the distance. Shen Qingqiu looked at her back and wondered what was wrong: "Where do you want to move them?"

Tianlang Jun said leisurely: "Peak Master Shen has already made a conclusion in his mind, so why ask even though he knows it?"

Rivers and mountains are not a common landform for demons at all.

The "good place" undoubtedly refers to the human world. Shen Qingqiu said: "Looking at the number, I am afraid that more than 20% of the demons in southern Xinjiang are gathered in this team. Do you think that the cultivation world will not notice such a large scale crossing the border?"

Lord Tianlang asked: "Who said we have to cross the border?" He straightened up and smiled: "What do you think I want this sword for?"

Shen Qingqiu felt that not only could he not guess the hero's thoughts, but also the hero's father's thoughts, so he simply didn't guess and asked directly this time: "You want to use the Heart Demon Sword, between the two worlds Cut a crack?"

Tianlangjun added: "To be precise, it is the merging of the two realms."

Merge the human world and the demon world!

Isn't it equivalent to crushing and crumpling different dimensions into a ball?

Shen Qingqiu did not find this idea unbelievable. On the contrary, he was certain that as long as he had the Heart Demon Sword in hand, he could definitely achieve this thing that sounded like a ridiculous fantasy.

Because this is based on the original work!

The merger of the two realms was exactly what Luo Binghe did when the original novel was approaching its finale to completely unify the demon world and the cultivation world.

Originally, Shen Qingqiu always believed that the "Luo Binghe" in the original work was the one he was most familiar with. But now that I think about it, I feel that this character is very far away from me and very strange.

That "Luo Binghe" didn't care about the devastating consequences of doing so. His reason was that the separation of the two realms was not conducive to governance, and the resources were unbalanced. The wives and younger brothers of the Demon Clan were noisy and noisy every day, which made him upset, so he simply merged them to make management easier.

Shen Qingqiu said in a deep voice: "...Is this the 'gift' you want to give? It's too malicious."

Tianlang-Jun touched his chin and said gently: "I really have no ill intentions. I like the human world very much, and it has always been my wish to have the two races communicate more closely."

Shen Qingqiu raised his eyebrows and said, "Did Tianlang-Jun really not expect it or did he not care at all? Demons can adapt to the human world. How many non-cultivators from the human race can adapt to the demon world? In other words," he emphasized the words selectively. : "Even if you 'like' someone, can you guarantee that all demons will like it? The two worlds have been separated since ancient times, and there have been countless disputes. If they merge rashly, let alone live in peace one day."

Tianlang Jun said helplessly: "Master Shen is indeed a person from the four major sects, and they all behave like this. I don't want to be so hasty. But now, I have no choice but to do nothing, and merge first. Slowly. Take your time and you'll get used to it."

Big things are just "hasty" in his words. The logic of the last sentence is actually equivalent to the matter of sex. If you keep raping, the partner will always cooperate. Do it first and then talk about it.

Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but ask: "Are you and Su Xiyan... just for 'close communication between the two races'?"

Tianlang Jun sighed softly: "Xi Yan. Of course she is very good. I like her." He changed his tone, spread his hands and said, "But she is dead."

Because he is dead, he has no nostalgia?

In the final analysis, the love of the demons is too thin.

He is no good to the woman he falls in love with, and he is no better to his own children. Shen Qingqiu was silent for a moment and said, "What do you think of Luo Binghe?"

Although Luo Binghe never mentioned it, Shen Qingqiu knew that he had illusions about his biological parents.

He only knew that he was born to a woman from a famous family and a noble of the demon bloodline, but he didn't know which two people or which names.

In fact, he has always secretly imagined how good his parents would be to him if they were still alive. If Luo Binghe knew that his biological father was like this, those imaginations would really be just ridiculous imaginations.

Tianlang-Jun glanced at him: "Do you feel sorry for him?"

Shen Qingqiu snorted.

The boss is all in the second place, it is indeed a natural decision. It's just that Tianlang-Jun's situation is special. In the past, he was a naive and idealistic middle school student who always felt that he could save the world and bring love and peace between the two races. After being trapped at the foot of Bailu Mountain for so many years, he now carries a second degree of unconscious malice.

Luo Binghe must be informed of Tianlang-Jun’s intentions and asked him to find a way to deliver a letter to the Cang Qiong Mountain Sect, or at least make preparations in advance.

At night, the smoke-filled brigade stopped in a wilderness and set up camp on the spot.

In fact, only a few humanoid demons need to camp. The beast-shaped demons can just sleep on the ground, in a pit, on top of a tree, on the grass, anywhere.

Shen Qingqiu's resting place is a comfortable and spacious white tent. It is simple on the outside but has everything you need on the inside. Zhuzhilang arranged it himself before sending him in.

As soon as the demon girl who followed him left, Shen Qingqiu immediately lay down on the bed and closed his eyes to sleep. Waiting for Luo Binghe to fall asleep.

I don’t know how long it took, but I suddenly felt the moon shadow shaking. When Shen Qingqiu opened his eyes, he saw Luo Binghe half-kneeling in front of the bed.

Shen Qingqiu had just finished saying: "Luo Binghe, listen to me..." Luo Binghe rushed over.

Shen Qingqiu was pounced on by him and pushed back onto the bed. His mouth was tightly blocked by a piece of soft softness, and he couldn't even make a sound. He could only stare and his face turned red with anger. Luo Binghe didn't know how to restrain himself, and the closer they got, the more intense the kiss became, and eventually it became like a small beast biting him.

Shen Qingqiu finally took a breath and cursed: "Luo Binghe!...Why are you so crazy!"

He thought it was a curse, but when he said the few words out of breath, it seemed like he was pretending to be angry. Luo Binghe said resentfully: "Continue what you didn't finish last time."

I dare to mention that last time, he was so obsessed that he didn't kick Luo Binghe away! The last time the two people's lips were about to touch, Shen Qingqiu woke up. When he mentioned it, his face suddenly felt hot. Fortunately the candles were out, otherwise it would have been nice to see.

Stop it.

Shen Qingqiu suddenly realized that the scene around him was not the Qingjing Peak Bamboo House.

That is to say... you are not dreaming? !

He sat up suddenly. Sure enough, you can still see the light of the torches of the demon soldiers patrolling outside the tent, and you can also hear the howling of wolves and the low-pitched scolding of cows.

Luo Binghe was standing in his tent. He was not standing in the land of dreams, but he himself was here.

How...audacious!

Shen Qingqiu was about to vomit blood: "You're crazy! A man came to the door. At least 20% of the demons in southern Xinjiang are in this team, plus two demons of the same bloodline. If they are discovered, You are seeking death!"

Luo Binghe patted him on the back and said: "Master, I can't rob someone openly, because I'm afraid he will activate the blood Gu in your body, but you can't ask me to sit and wait. Master, please don't scold me. Sorry, I just can't bear it anymore!"

He now doesn't have the Inner Demon Sword that he can use as any door. He has traveled across the northern border, which is a thousand miles away at least. Shen Qingqiu just wanted to slap him on the back of the head, but thinking about the long journey, he had to think carefully before doing so. Seeing him hitting the snake with the stick, one of his legs was pressed against the edge of the bed. He immediately showed the majesty of a master and warned sternly: "Have you forgotten that I haven't promised you anything as a master?"

Luo Binghe said plausibly: "I said last time, master, you can either kill me or scream here, and the ugly monsters outside will crowd in. Since master doesn't scream, then you agree to me."

This was so shameless, Shen Qingqiu was so angry that he laughed. If you want to play a game of choice, either kill someone or get fucked, only fools fall for it, so just choose from it!

It must be corrected. This guy is not bold, he is simply lustful.

Shen Qingqiu couldn't kick him for fear of making too much noise, so he kept pushing his head away, trying his best to remain serious: "Did you disturb anyone when you came in?"

The male protagonist can come and go freely among thousands of troops, so is there any need to doubt him? Luo Binghe said: "How is that possible? I want to come in and no one can see me. There is just one thing to worry about..."

Before he could say what was going on, a clear cough suddenly came from outside the tent.

Zhuzhilang's voice sounded: "Master Shenxian? Have you rested?"

Upon hearing this voice, Luo Binghe's eyes suddenly turned murderous, and he walked out coldly. Shen Qingqiu hurriedly held him down, with a stern look in his eyes, signaling him not to be impulsive.

Luo Binghe was glared at by him. He didn't know what was going on, but his cheeks were stained with a light red. Shen Qingqiu didn't have time to complain about his bad temper. There were demon beast soldiers patrolling outside the tent, and there was nowhere to hide inside the tent. He lifted the quilt, and Luo Binghe understood and squeezed in from Shan Ruliu.

Zhuzhilang said to himself outside: "Have you rested so early?"

Yes, so go!

There was silence outside the tent for a moment, and Shen Qingqiu thought he was gone. Just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Zhuzhilang said: "Then... I won't bother you."

How come you want to come in whether you are asleep or not? !

Then what's the point of asking! ! !

Luo Binghe showed his head, angry and suspicious: "What is this snake doing while Master is sleeping?"

Just hide well, naughty kid! ! !

Shen Qingqiu pushed his head back, jumped off the bed and shouted: "Don't come in!"

Zhuzhilang really didn't come in, confused: "So you didn't rest? Why didn't Master Shen answer just now?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "I'm sleepy and don't want to answer. Xizhilang, go away."

Zhuzhilang was stunned: "Didn't we agree on this during the day?"

Die die die. It was indeed agreed during the day that Zhuzhilang would come to remove the remaining love for him at night!

Luo Binghe showed his face again and asked quietly: "What did you agree on?"

Shen Qingqiu had just piled the second quilt on him and lowered the bed curtain, and Zhuzhilang came into the tent.

He held the small golden stove in his hand, glanced at the side, and said: "Master Shen, please forgive me for offending you so late at night. But the feelings are not completely gone, I am afraid that there will be more trouble."

It would be too suspicious to drive him out after entering. Anyway, Zhuzhilang didn't dare to look at him for an unknown reason, so he could only be as careful as possible.

Shen Qingqiu stood in front of the bed curtain and smiled: "I understand, thank you for your trouble."

Zhuzhilang said politely: "It's just my job. Why doesn't Master Shen go to bed..." Before he took a step, Shen Qingqiu stood in front of him, grabbed his arm, and turned around.

When Zhuzhilang turned his back to the bed curtain, he said: "Don't go to bed. Right here."

Zhuzhilang was inexplicably dragged by him by the arm and swayed around. He didn't know how to ask questions, so he just thought he was in a good mood and asked in a good temper: "Standing?"

Shen Qingqiu said decisively: "Standing."

Zhuzhilang: "Master Shen, can you bear it?"

Behind him, Luo Binghe suddenly flipped the quilt, his body was murderous, and black mist was bursting. Shen Qingqiu pretended not to see it and looked straight ahead: "I'm used to it."

Zhu Zhilang nodded and turned to place the golden furnace on the small table. Taking this opportunity, Shen Qingqiu sent a palm to Luo Binghe from a distance, knocking him back into the quilt and quickly covering him up. When Zhu Zhilang turned around, everyone was already in their positions and everything was normal.

He held the red-hot charcoal and said: "Master Shen, please take off your coat."

Shen Qingqiu lowered his head and slowly began to untie his belt. He really didn't dare to untie it quickly. If he really took it off, Luo Binghe would probably tear down the bed and him.

His movements were so slow that Zhu Zhilang waited for a long time and finally couldn't help but take a look: "Master Shen, are your fingers inconvenient? Do you need my help?"

When Shen Qingqiu saw him raise his eyes, he quickly pulled the collar of his clothes and the coat slid off his shoulders.