The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Luo Binghe is so perceptive.

He took another step forward.

"Master, what do you think I will do to you?"

Shen Qingqiu said sincerely: "I can't guess."

He no longer dared to guess the hero's thoughts casually. Facts have proven that I was totally wrong every time!

Luo Binghe stretched out his right hand, Shen Qingqiu remained calm, but his eyes couldn't help but stick to his fingertips, and followed him.

That hand was slender and elegant, not like it belonged to a demon who had taken countless lives, but more like a hand that was born to play the strings of a piano. Xuxu slid across his cheek, brushing against the skin if it was there or not.

Then it landed on his throat.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but this hand happened to be pressing on an important blood vein in Shen Qingqiu's neck.

Shen Qingqiu looked straight ahead, his Adam's apple moving imperceptibly.

Luo Binghe withdrew his hand.

"My blood." When he spoke, there was no hint of emotion or joy: "I am not summoned."

It turned out that his skin-to-skin contact just now was to explore the suppressed blood of the demon in Shen Qingqiu's body.

Luo Binghe said: "It seems that Master has had another adventure in these few short days."

Shen Qingqiu said: "What are you going to do? Give me another drink?"

Luo Binghe said: "You can run away even if you drink, and you can run away even if you don't drink. It's the same on both sides. It's better not to make Master feel more disgusted with me."

In front of others, he didn't save any face for Shen Qingqiu, but when he was alone in private, he suddenly became polite and courteous, and Shen Qingqiu was really drunk. The more this happens, the more we cannot take it lightly.

"Master, please stay here for the time being. If you want, you can move around the underground palace as you like." Luo Binghe said, "I have left manpower outside. They will not enter the house. If there is any need, just summon them."

Shen Qingqiu said: "Very thoughtful."

Luo Binghe stared at him for a moment and said, "What do you want?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Anything is fine?"

Luo Binghe nodded.

Shen Qingqiu said it bluntly: "I want to see you as rarely as possible. Not seeing you is the best."

Luo Binghe seemed not to have expected Shen Qingqiu to say these words, and his face turned pale.

When Shen Qingqiu saw this, he felt extremely happy, but he also felt as if he had been pricked by a needle. After all, he had never spoken so harshly and ruthlessly to anyone in the past.

The blood rushed back to Luo Binghe's face extremely slowly. He said, "Master once asked me if I wanted to become stronger."

Shen Qingqiu said: "When I asked this question, I seemed to have told you that becoming stronger is to protect, not to plunder and kill."

Luo Binghe said indifferently: "No. Only by becoming the strongest can you firmly hold the person you want in the palm of your hand. I finally know that waiting for Master to come over will not work."

He clenched his fists and forced a fierce smile. "So, if you catch me this time, don't even think about running away again!"

After the Demon King exited the stage, Shen Qingqiu tapped the system: "2.0, are you here?"

System: [Provide you with comprehensive and humanized online services 24 hours a day. 】

Shen Qingqiu: "Well, the directions are complete enough, let's just forget about humanization. What are the various values ​​now?"

System: [B grid 1330, successfully removed the "Thunder Rolling" tag, and obtained the "Slightly Too Many Slots" medal. Please keep up your efforts and look forward to the reveal of your next mysterious medal. The coolness value is 3840, the anger value is 1500, and the heartbreak value is 4500. Still need to work hard. 】

very good. After some hard work (zuo) (si) on his part, the rating of this lousy stallion novel finally improved. Although "a little too many flaws" is not a good evaluation, it is still better than "Rolling Thunder". Half a penny. The heartbreak value is so high, Luo Binghe is still a blx, and the anger value is not as bad as expected. It’s really getting harder and harder to understand.

Shen Qingqiu: "The coolness is so high, can I exchange it for something?"

System: [System tools can be upgraded. 】

Shen Qingqiu was overjoyed: "Okay, okay, upgrade, upgrade."

The system made a "嘤咛" sound and began to shyly download the upgrade package.

Shen Qingqiu thought for a while and suddenly asked: "By the way, what is the name of this system tool?"

System: [Situational Push Hand Deluxe Package Edition. 】

Shen Qingqiu decisively closed the upgrade download box.

Fuck, I’ve finished downloading it, and my coolness level has been deducted by 3,000! ! ! He wants to give a bad review! ! !

After painfully sending a bunch of complaints and spam messages to the system, Shen Qingqiu began his life of house arrest.

Luo Binghe was busy uniting with the Northern Xinjiang Demon Clan in Mobei Lord's territory, and Sha Hualing seemed to have officially started his cheating business - literally. In short, Luo Binghe has a lot of people to kill and win over recently. I am afraid that the affairs are complicated and he cannot escape, so he has not appeared.

Or maybe Shen Qingqiu said a harsh word that day, which made her heart shattered and she didn't dare to show up.

No matter what it is, Shen Qingqiu is grateful to God.

If Luo Binghe never came to him like this, wouldn't this kind of life be the life he had always pursued, where he would just eat and wait to die and take care of himself? ,

Moreover, Luo Binghe did not lock him with chains or anything like that.

Bullshit!

If Shen Qingqiu comforts himself like this, it means his brain is soaring. He is not a patient with Stockholm Syndrome, so he will be grateful if he gets a little fatter. Do you understand that a happy life must be created by oneself and cannot rely on charity from others? !

Shen Qingqiu exerted force on his hands, and the pages of the book cracked, and a louder sound of cracking bamboo came from outside the window. He opened the curtain and saw a bunch of demon servants working. He looked over and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Master Shenxian, why are you coming out?"

The boy's attitude was very warm and respectful, and it didn't seem like he was talking to a person under house arrest. He smiled and said, "Bamboos are being planted here."

Shen Qingqiu was startled: "Bamboo?"

"Yes. You should know this kind of plant from the human world. It is difficult to grow here in the demon world and will not grow well. But your Majesty must plant it here, so we all have to find a way."

Shen Qingqiu observed his strength and movement methods, he was definitely not an ordinary handyman. The demons Luo Binghe found were probably selected from among the black-armored generals. It's a waste of resources to let these experts do odd jobs for him.

That's not all.

For the first two days, Shen Qingqiu had no intention or appetite, but on the third day, he lost interest due to lack of appetite. The maid of the demon sister with fair skin and big breasts reservedly said a few words (da) to (shan) and called out for a while. meal.

He couldn't eat without using his chopsticks.

The maid tilted her head and asked with a smile: "What's the matter, Master Shen? Does it taste bad?"

It tastes good, very good. It was just because it was so good and so familiar that Shen Qingqiu had not tasted it for many years, so he couldn't eat it anymore.

He put down his chopsticks: "A girl did it?"

The maid chuckled and said: "How is that possible? I can only kill, eat raw, or wait for the meat to rot before eating it. I don't know how to do this in the human world. It's a fire and a pile of firewood, rice, oil and salt. It's so troublesome." ”

...Damn, it turned out that Shen Qingqiu was a carrion lover and couldn't eat anymore.

Shen Qingqiu had already noticed that this girl was wiping tables and sweeping the floor every day, which was too unfair to her. Shen Qingqiu believed that her painting style and strength were more suitable for wielding a pair of axes and killing enemies like chopping melons and vegetables. It's very possible that she was originally in this position.

Shen Qingqiu said calmly: "Who did that?"

The maid said: "Ah, I dare not say this. Your Majesty will kill me if I tell you."

Did not say? If you don't tell him, he can't taste it?

Shen Qingqiu rolled his eyes, unable to tell whether he was feeling frustrated or irritable.

Luo Binghe is so... so annoying!

You think he is completely black, but a moment later he comes to fawn over you pitifully and show weakness; you think he is a pitiful little white flower, but a moment later he slaps you in the face; he is fierce and domineering in front of you, but secretly and secretly Rub and do some little movements. sjb! He is really a sjb!

The maid removed the food and walked away. Not long after she went out, the curtain opened and someone staggered in.

As soon as Shen Qingqiu saw that face clearly, he felt evil and bold, and hit him with a critical strike: "Jerking to the sky, I'll fuck you -"

Shang Qinghua quickly raised his hand and thrust an unsheathed sword across the middle to neutralize the attack. He said: "Hey, hey, hey, don't, please don't. Mr. Shen, you can't fuck anyone casually now. If you fuck me, of course I won't end up well, but you can't even think that that person can make you feel better."

Shen Qingqiu roared: "You actually betrayed me! Where is friendship?! Where is the feeling of fellow countryman?!"

Shang Qinghua said: "What can I do if I don't sell you? That's Luo Yawei. Even if I don't sell you, he has almost guessed it. Why should I be beaten more for nothing? I'm not a fool. I choose to be honest and be lenient."

He spoke so confidently and shamelessly that Shen Qingqiu was shocked. Without paying attention, Shang Qinghua had already stepped forward to pick up the pendant and sat down at the table. He put the long sword in his hand on the table with a "snap": "Don't That’s it. I’m here to deliver something.”

Shen Qingqiu looked again, and his hand had already touched it.

It was his sword that was broken into several pieces by the dissipated spiritual power when it self-destructed. Xiuya sword.

Shen Qingqiu still had feelings for it, so he took the sword and immediately stopped thinking about beating Shang Qinghua. Pulling out the sword body, it is still pure and bright, slender and elegant, perfectly forged, full of spirit, and not a single crack can be seen.

On the other end, Shang Qinghua rubbed his hands together and sighed: "Oh, I really... never thought... that the plot would be twisted like this."

Shen Qingqiu: "The male protagonist of the stallion novel you wrote became a gay. Shouldn't you be angry?"

Shang Qinghua said sincerely: "It doesn't matter. Anyway, it's not me you like."

Shen Qingqiu gave him a friendly middle finger gesture and lowered his head to clean his sword. Shang Qinghua gave a thumbs up: "Actually, there is no need to be so pessimistic. You are quite promising, quite promising. These golden thighs are strong and solid!"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Go to those golden thighs. After all, they have to be thighs. Where did I hold them?! In the middle of the thighs!"

Shang Qinghua: "The middle of the thigh is better. The middle of the thigh is the key part of a man."

If Xiu Yajian hadn't just returned to his hands and was reluctant to use it to do dirty things, Shen Qingqiu would have really wanted to cut off a piece of the middle part of his thigh. He remembered something important, his face straightened, and he asked: "Since I will be lenient if I confess, let me ask you, have you done anything to set up the character Tianlang-Jun?"

Shang Qinghua: "Why are you asking Brother Bing about his father?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "I'm not doing anything, I just find it strange that you don't make much of a fuss about the hero's father. You know, you can write 500,000 words with multiple wives, and you can definitely continue to serialize it for two more years with multiple fathers."

Shang Qinghua perked up: "You are really discerning and you are indeed a loyal reader of mine. Let me tell you, originally, I planned to write it in a broad framework. The setting was that Brother Bing's father was the boss, but the result was written like this Then, the computer crashed, the outline was lost, and many details were unclear.”

...Shen Qingqiu finally knew where he had so many pits: "So why are there just so many pits?"

Shang Qinghua said: "Actually, it doesn't matter if there are bumps, right? The main thing is that everyone enjoys it. I've pushed the girls and killed all the bitches. There's no need to arrange a boss."

It's great to cut the outline while masturbating to the sky, but the system has filled in all the pitfalls of this rigorous and responsible world!

Shang Qinghua continued: "Actually, there are more important reasons. The main reason is that I don't know how to make it up. Tianlang-Jun's blood is purer than his son's, his martial arts is higher than his son's, he became famous earlier than his son, and his personality is better than his. My son is holding his mouth, I thought about it for a long time, but I can’t figure out how to let the hero defeat him!”

Shen Qingqiu held his forehead.

Oh grass.

If Tianlang-Jun is really released, can Luo Binghe defeat him? !

Maybe, we can use this to contain Luo Binghe?

Shen Qingqiu immediately put an end to this dangerous idea.

If you try to take advantage of someone who doesn't even know how much he weighs, you might end up not knowing how he died.

The conclusion remains the same: masturbating to the sky is such a peace of mind!

Shen Qingqiu slapped the table: "Tell me honestly, do you have anything else that you have set but not written out? Pick up the important ones!"

Shang Qinghua: "I don't know if it's important or not, but one of them is related to you, to be precise, it's related to Shen Jiu."

When Shen Qingqiu heard this, his hair stood up.

Since Yi Xiangtian masturbates, it would be strange to add some normal settings to his style!

Shen Qingqiu held his head and said: "You... just tell me. I can bear it."

Shang Qinghua began to talk impassionedly about his writing concept: "I have many ideas about the character Shen Qingqiu. I hope to shape him into a round three-dimensional character. He is a scumbag, he is wretched, but he also has reasons for being a scumbag and why he is not a scumbag. However, readers didn’t quite buy it. As soon as I started writing about it, they criticized it in the book review section. So when I saw that the trend was wrong, I immediately changed him into a slutty slut. But in fact, he... "

Shen Qingqiu was concentrating when suddenly, several maids outside the room respectfully said: "Your Majesty!"

It couldn't have come at a worse time!

When this sound came in, Shang Qinghua's expression changed drastically. He jumped three feet into the air as if his butt was on fire, and rushed towards the back door: "Your guy is here, let's talk about it later!"

Don't go! Shen Qingqiu extended his hand.

Screw you “talk about it later”! Being stuck in a place like this is even more unbearable than [the witness said, "The murderer is actually..." and then vomited a mouthful of blood and died on the spot]! ! !

When Shen Qingqiu turned around, the green curtain was raised, and Luo Binghe walked into the room with his head lowered.

He immediately put on a calm face.

Because I was interrupted from a very important (probably) serious discussion, I looked bad. Luo Binghe's eyes first focused on the Xiuya sword in his hand, and then moved up.

After a moment of silence, Luo Binghe was the first to speak.

"How have you been these days?"

"It's good." It was indeed good not to see him.

Luo Binghe said: "Master seems to have never rested."

Shen Qingqiu said: "If you can stop dreaming, it would be good to rest."

What he meant was very clear. Luo Binghe was actually not angry either.

He lowered his eyelashes lightly and stood for a while, as if he had made a lot of determination, and then whispered: "Although I hid something from Master in the dream, what I said at that time was not false."

How dare you say that!

As soon as this was mentioned, Shen Qingqiu became furious and wanted to raise his arms and slap him a hundred times.

Luo Binghe in the dream was really much cuter. Although the hero was still the same hero, he was so sad and tender that even a straight man like Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but feel pity for him. But the more pity I felt at the time, the more painful my face was after being slapped. He fell into a fight and lost face. He couldn't blame him and became angry.

Shen Qingqiu said: "I really don't know which of your words are true and which of you are false."

He also said that what happened in Jinlan City was not his fault. Shen Qingqiu believed it 90% of the time before, but now he doesn't even believe it 10% of the time.

Luo Binghe's blood surged, his face turned red, he raised his eyelids, and said coldly: "Master is just angry that I lied to you, but if I didn't do this, I'm afraid I won't be able to say a word to you now."

That is, Shen Qingqiu always turned around and ran away when he saw him. Even if I get to talk, I don't know why, but like now, I'm stuck in a stalemate after three or two sentences, full of gunpowder.

Luo Binghe's fingers unconsciously clasped the hilt of the Heart Demon Sword tighter and tighter, his knuckles turning white from the force. Not only the pupils were red, but the eye sockets were also faintly red: "Master, why didn't you lie to me? You said you didn't agree with the division of the demon clan into the human world, but you didn't admit it in the blink of an eye. Hua Yuecheng died, and in the past five years, I have been summoning souls. Ten thousand times, I have tried and failed, and I have never been discouraged. Even so, I have never doubted that Master dislikes me to this extent and would rather abandon me than see me. "

At the end of his speech, his voice was a little unsteady, and his tone gradually rose, sounding both angry and angry: "Master, of course there is a reason to accuse me of being a devil incarnate and causing trouble to the common people. But why didn't I do anything? , you have to be shunned like a snake and a scorpion? You lied to me twice, and I lied to you twice. Isn’t it fair?”

...He calculated this too clearly!

One thing for another, he is indeed the type who must avenge his enemies!

Even though he thought he was right, Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but say sincerely: "You really hold a grudge."

Luo Binghe sneered, "I'm afraid Master has never seen me truly holding a grudge."

He smiled and smiled, his expression gradually turned gloomy, and he said calmly: "If I said that I only remember Master, I don't have any hatred. Most likely they won't be believed."

Shen Qingqiu was secretly frightened: "Calm down." If you want to speak, say it nicely and don't change your face!

Luo Binghe said in a deep voice: "Master, you have always been able to stay calm, but I can't stay calm anymore."

Before Shen Qingqiu could realize what was going on, he heard a thud and felt pain in his back. After regaining consciousness, the two of them had rolled onto the bed.

...I haven’t slept on this bamboo bed for a long time. I’m so damn nervous!

Shen Qingqiu cursed: "I turned against you?!"

Luo Binghe pursed his lips and said nothing. Shen Qingqiu was about to kick him away when his fur suddenly exploded.

A hand suddenly reached into his underwear from the hem.

I'm so excited!

Shen Qingqiu's knees suddenly pushed upwards, but Luo Binghe held his knees with one hand and pressed them down.

Shen Qingqiu fucked him a hundred times in his heart, he didn't want to be spread out with his legs spread out and lying under someone else! Immediately, he rushed up with his upper body, used some skillful energy, turned his waist, and turned over in a sudden motion, pushing Luo Binghe under him.

Xiu Ya unsheathed her sheath three inches, and Han Chengcheng pressed against Luo Binghe's throat. Shen Qingqiu was also aroused and said with a ferocious smile: "Playing like a bully and forcing the bow? Huh?"

It's true that he is controlled by others, but don't expect him to pretend to be submissive!

Luo Binghe's upper and lower body and the life gate on his neck were all restrained, but his eyes were bright and he was not afraid of the sharp knife on his neck. He grabbed Shen Qingqiu's wrist and held it on the ground with his other hand. The situation was about to be reversed again. How could Shen Qingqiu do it? Let him do as he wished, stabbing his acupuncture points with the hilt of the Xiuya sword. You come and go for a few rounds. He rolled into a ball and rolled out of bed. Shen Qingqiu suddenly reacted.

No, this is a cultivation novel, hand-to-hand combat is nothing! If you have a cannon, don’t use it, you idiot! ?

He immediately raised his hand, took out a handful of spiritual energy, and punched Luo Binghe's lower abdomen with an earth-shattering punch.

This punch was so painful that Shen Qingqiu's frustration and anger for several days seemed to be thrown out. Just as he was feeling extremely happy, the system suddenly started beeping with messages:

【*★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★*. Congratulations~ Coolness +500! 】

Shen Qingqiu: "..."

Damn, this guy is really perverted! He really is! A well-deserved masochist! No abuse, no pleasure! Punching him is actually 500 times better! Even the system prompts have become gaudy and colorful, and for the first time, I have a floating account. I have never seen such a weird thing in how many years I have lived!

Shen Qingqiu was about to hit another critical blow, but Luo Binghe stopped playing with him. With a move of his right hand, Shen Qingqiu missed his aim, and the critical hit missed, and a regular-shaped crater was created on the roof. But Shen Qingqiu's attack was a series of attacks. One shot missed, and the second and third waves of spiritual power followed one after another. Luo Binghe only pushed away, but did not fight back. Occasionally he was hit, but he withstood it without making a sound. He rolled all the way, white light sparks exploded everywhere where he went, spiritual energy and demonic energy became chaotic, and critical strikes flew around.

Shen Qingqiu had been pretending for too long, and Shen Qingqiu hadn't fought so rudely in an unknown amount of time. What a relief! Unexpectedly, one hand tore open his undershirt and touched his waist flesh to flesh.

Shen Qingqiu softened for a moment, then slammed the hilt of his sword onto Luo Binghe's forehead and cursed: "Beast!"

If you can do such a thing at this time, what are you other than a beast? !

After beating him violently, the system prompted more than 50 messages, and the level of satisfaction increased by at least 4,000 points!

Luo Binghe gave up on himself and said: "Anyway, in Master's eyes, I am no better than a beast, so I might as well just sit down."

Shen Qingqiu was so angry that he wanted to laugh, looking for abuse, right? Guaranteed to make you happy! Before he could even unleash the word "Get out!" and a massive critical strike with both hands, his vision suddenly blurred and his body tilted.

Xiu Yajian fell to the ground. There was a drag force that felt like the whole soul was about to be pulled out of the body.

He only froze, and Luo Binghe stopped moving, confused and extremely vigilant. In an instant, Shen Qingqiu had a headache that was about to explode.

Countless picture fragments flashed in front of my eyes. Sometimes it was completely blank, sometimes it was pitch black, and sometimes I seemed to see a shadowy human figure. The sharp tinnitus stung my eardrums.

Only then did Luo Binghe feel something was wrong. He turned over and sat up, reaching out to press him. Shen Qingqiu was not held down by him, as if a pair of giant hands were roughly pulling out his soul and brain. Shen Qingqiu rolled on the ground holding his head and struggled.

Something was screaming, reaching out from all directions and tearing at his soul while screaming.

Even when the demon's blood was being stimulated most ferociously, Shen Qingqiu had no such urge to scream.

Luo Binghe panicked: "Master, I... I just scared you. Don't take it seriously. What's wrong with you?"

Shen Qingqiu's body moved and turned in his arms. Luo Binghe half hugged him and quickly used his spiritual current to pass through Shen Qingqiu's body. There was nothing abnormal, but Shen Qingqiu's scream was indescribably terrifying, like The red-hot iron was thrust directly into the brain.

As Shen Qingqiu's heartbeat and pulse became weaker and weaker, Luo Binghe began to tremble, first slightly, and then more and more violently. Unable to hold his body, Luo Binghe fell from half-kneeling to two knees.

He tried every means, but still couldn't see any improvement, so he could only yell: "Come here! Everyone, get in!"

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