The Rise of Korean Entertainment
Chapter 2003 Logic
Xu Xian was a little embarrassed to be introduced by Kim Taeyeon in such a grand manner. After all, she honestly didn't have much preparation today. Firstly, she was not very proficient in cooking, and secondly, she didn't have enough time.
So Xu Xian mainly cooked one dish today, which was the clanging sound that Li Menglong heard when he just came in. As for the process, it was relatively simple. The fresh vegetables and fruits he bought were peeled and cut into pieces. Then add yogurt, salad dressing, etc. and mix it. She is very good at this dish. It is said to be a dish that will never fail no matter how you make it!
And for such a simple dish, other girls even went over to share part of the credit. This one said she peeled the apples, the other said she washed the cucumbers, and some girls who didn't get the work of sorting the ingredients simply said They brought these up.
Li Menglong had silently comforted himself not to pay too much attention to what these people said, otherwise it wouldn't be worth it if he was pissed to death. He still had a lot of time to waste, not to mention that although Xu Xian and the others had done nothing, But I bought a lot of them.
The vegetable salad was placed in the center, and there were more than a dozen delicious dishes around it. Li Menglong was drooling when he saw it. Since it was their intention, Li Menglong was no longer polite. He pierced the big ball of meatballs with his chopsticks.
But just as he was about to bring it to his mouth, the meatball disappeared out of thin air. Li Menglong was really dumbfounded. If the girls had grabbed it with chopsticks, he would have understood it. It was all a joke, but Kim Taeyeon took action directly. what's going on? Degenerated? Atavistic?
Kim Taeyeon may also know that her current movements are not particularly elegant, but when it comes to eating, it is more important that she is happy with her meal, so she directly stuffed the meatballs into Pani's mouth with her little hands, causing the girl Pani to choke. Of course, it’s unclear whether Kim Taeyeon dislikes her because her hands are dirty, but she looks a little sad anyway.
Since Kim Taeyeon wants to eat meatballs, Li Menglong will naturally not compete with her. This is the reason why he can be taken out to eat by girls again and again. He is really a very good companion and professional. That kind!
Many people may struggle with ordering when going out to eat. After all, if you order too much, you may not be able to finish it and it will be wasted. However, there will always be one or two dishes that you particularly want to eat and have to give up. With Li Menglong, you don’t have to think about it. This is it, just feel free to order it.
Another thing Li Menglong did well was that he didn't compete with them. Of course, it was one thing that he ate quickly, but he always ate the dishes that the girls didn't eat first. As for there being no other dishes later, everyone just ate them. All we can do is try our best.
Overall, Li Menglong does a good job. He is a bit of a gentleman but does not make people feel embarrassed. As for his eating appearance, he is also very good. You can eat a lot more when you eat with him. Of course, his shortcomings are also very obvious. , if only this person could spend a little bit of money!
The girls' requirements are really not high. They invited Li Menglong once if they invited him ten times. But the reality is that they may not see Li Menglong return the invitation even if they treat him a hundred times. This time, most of the food was the cheapest, and it would make me cry if I talked about it too much.
Li Menglong now started to move to the rest of the food, but he soon discovered something strange. There was a girl guarding each dish. That means there were too many of them, and an ordinary team couldn't do this. Woolen cloth.
He tentatively picked up a piece of cucumber and slowly fed it into his mouth as if in slow motion. No one came to interrupt. The scene was already quite clear. These people just wanted him to Eat salad!
There is no need to ask. Li Menglong is not so stubborn. After living with girls for so long, if he no longer has such a little emotional intelligence, then he can really find a piece of tofu to kill him. Maybe the girls would have to accompany him together. After all, they have joint responsibilities, right? It would be better if they didn't have education.
This is obviously because the girls think that his current state is not suitable for eating meat. As for why it is not suitable for him, they don’t know. Could it be that chewing food can also cause concussion? That doesn't make sense. This vegetable salad also requires chewing.
I have the heart to go and argue with the girls, but I can't bear to see how cautious they all are. After all, everyone is doing it for their own good. If it were an outsider, no one would be willing to ask them to do this.
It's not that these girls don't like to eat meat, and they have been very disciplined in controlling their body shape recently. They are so disciplined that they feel a little guilty when they think about the food they eat now. After all, how much they eat now will be the same in the next few days. To burn it out, you have to spend at least a few hours in the gym?
But for the sake of Li Menglong's health, they still had the courage to sacrifice themselves. They frowned, stared, opened their mouths and swallowed all kinds of meat without hesitation, and then gave out heartfelt praises from the bottom of their hearts - it tastes so delicious!
If this group of people were still a little reluctant to let go at the beginning, then they completely forgot the original purpose. Even Xu Xian fell into a carnival of meat, while Li Menglong silently poured out the big pot of meat. Salad was dragged in front of him.
Holding a piece of lettuce leaf in his mouth, looking at the girls in front of him who were ready to fall into war at any time, Li Menglong really felt that these people were not caring about him, but were just using him as an excuse. Otherwise, how could he eat meat with such peace of mind?
As for why she had to buy it back even though she didn’t want to give it to him, isn’t it because the two groups of girls didn’t communicate in advance? It was only after they got home that they discovered the problem, which led to the scene where Kim Taeyeon took action decisively. .
After more than half an hour of melee, it ended with the cups and plates on the table in a mess. The group of people were lying there rubbing their bellies. They would probably spit out two ounces of meat if they burped now.
Li Menglong continued to hold the bowl of salad. It wasn't that he couldn't eat it, but Xu Xian made too much. It was conservatively estimated that it was at least six or seven girls' portions. Li Menglong could bear so much alone. Girl?
There was a time when he was quite confident about this, and he even optimistically estimated that if he ate normally, he would be able to defeat the entire Girls' Generation team when he was in good condition. However, after eating salad now, he knows how reckless his idea was back then. .
This thing is not meat after all, and compared to him, girls are undoubtedly more adaptable to eating. Now he feels a little pity for these girls. It made them want to vomit when they saw salad, which shows that they are not eating it. Do you know how many there are?
But you can put aside your emotions for now. What Li Menglong is more concerned about is who will clean up the mess in front of him. In the past, it was naturally his and Xu Xian's work, but today he didn't participate at all. Not to him.
But this is to judge a gentleman with a villain's heart. The girls have no intention of using him at all. They can even notice things like food. How can they let him do that? Maybe he will be banned for some reason. It's exciting.
The other contestant, Seohyun, is not very suitable either. Although the TV series is about to end, but let’s not mention that one day of filming is just one day for their director. Do you think that just because the filming is over, you can safely offend the director?
Innocent! There is still editing work after this. Even if the girls are upright and upright, they are not afraid that Xu Xian will give them a "cut plum", but as for the choice of OST, the power of life and death is still in Xu Xian's hands. Since he still has the power, the girl Naturally, we want to flatter you comfortably.
Putting Xu Xian here as Li Menglong's professional escort may be regarded as one of the most expensive escorts in the world. As for the rest of the people, they swarmed to the kitchen, noisily watching, knowing that trouble would inevitably happen. .
To be honest, eight people standing in the kitchen is a bit crowded. Fortunately, the girls are all very slender, so they can barely stand apart. They are just washing dishes. As for using so many people ? Or can there be so much work distributed equally?
This means that she underestimates Kim Taeyeon's leadership ability. As long as everyone can come in, Kim Taeyeon will definitely find a job for these people. Of course, at this time, Kim Taeyeon herself must take the lead, otherwise it will easily cause riots. .
Perhaps the happiest one among them is Yoona. After all, Li Menglong and Xu Xian have gone to rest. It seems that she will be the one who suffers. Even Yoona is secretly prepared to pay for it with death. That is definitely not the case. Agree with being bullied.
But the girls today are extraordinarily open-minded. As for whether they are too full and need some exercise, that is not something Yoona should explore. She just needs to remember the good things about Unnies. If she can It would be perfect to buy them some small gifts.
Seeing that the initial chaotic period had passed, and if there was no major accident, the fight would probably be impossible, Li Menglong turned his head silently, and secretly said what a pity.
Xu Xian heard this, but just gave him a roll of his eyes. He can't see the same thing as a patient, especially a patient who has injured his brain: "Oppa, are you ready? Then follow me for the test now." Bar!"
Li Menglong is looking for Yoo Jae Suk's program there. Whenever something goes wrong in his life, he always likes to watch the misery of Yoo Jae Suk's abuse in variety shows. It is a special relief. He even registered many accounts to go to the program website. Leave a message.
But when he suddenly heard Xu Xian's smooth broadcasting voice next to him, he couldn't react at all at this moment. What did testing mean? What did he need to test?
Fortunately, he saw the pile of manuals in Xu Xian's hand, and they looked familiar. They seemed to have been brought back by Pani and the others, but weren't they used as pillows and sleeping pills? It turned out to be really useful?
"Then let's do the easiest thing first. Let's test the multiplication formula and get it one by one..." Xu Xian seamlessly transitioned from announcer to kindergarten teacher. His affinity is almost unrivaled, especially with this voice. Her imitation is particularly good. After being a singer for so many years, what she is best at is vocal imitation? Don't you feel a little sorry for your efforts?
But Xu Xian didn't know what Li Menglong was complaining about in her heart. She followed the instructions in the manual exactly: "Don't you know? That might be a little serious!"
"Unnie, Menglong oppa doesn't know..." Xu Xian was halfway through shouting when Li Menglong covered her mouth. There was no need to shout out such words, and besides, he didn't even know what he was saying. , what is he still alive for? Or is that still a concussion? Go straight to brain death!
The girls were also paying attention here, and it happened that the kitchen was also at the finishing stage, so the eldest sisters all walked out swaying. As for Xu Xian, he was still doing his own tests in an orderly manner.
Li Menglong almost recited the multiplication formula under Xu Xian's guidance. Later he had the urge to cover his face. After all, he always felt that this scene was weird and embarrassing, but he didn't know that an even more embarrassing scene was about to come.
"Seven...four..."
"Thirty-six!"
There was a small exclamation at first, and then there was a deathly silence. However, the eyes of the girls were all aimed at Li Menglong. Their eyes contained doubts, contempt and of course a little worry. This person's mind was really out of control. Problem solved!
Li Menglong himself was a little shocked, but he would never admit that this was a problem with his brain. This was completely Xu Xian's trap. First, he lured himself to memorize so many in order, and then made a surprise attack in the opposite direction. It's something that even an individual can't react to.
"It was really just an accident. If you give me another chance, I will definitely be able to do it!" Li Menglong piously grabbed Xu Xian's hand and said seriously. He wanted to clear his name for his brain!
Xu Xian is naturally responsive to requests. This is the basic quality of a kindergarten teacher. He cannot dampen the children's enthusiasm: "After listening, 8...6..."
"5..."
Li Menglong himself was almost stupid. Is there something really wrong with his mind?
Fortunately, the girls, as well-known good teammates, will always provide assists, even if it is not their intention: "Tch, you don't know this? 8 times 6 is clearly 63, and it's still over 50, I despise you!" "
Kim Taeyeon put her hands on her hips and looked very proud. Li Menglong looked at the other party very seriously. Judging from the arrogant look in her eyes, she definitely did not deliberately show off her IQ to relieve Li Menglong's pressure. In other words, this girl She was indeed laughing at herself, but she didn't know that her answer was also wrong.
The other girls have started to turn around silently. Lee Mong-ryong still has a concussion as an excuse. Although it seems that it is nothing serious and it is just a simple answer wrong, for Kim Taeyeon, this is completely a problem of IQ. !
The key is that this kind of genius who can answer 8...6 is equal to 63 is actually their captain. They are even confused. How on earth did they get to this day without being taken away by Kim Taeyeon? This is not scientific. !
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