The Rise of Korean Entertainment
Chapter 1600 Artificial Watering Can
The girls obviously have no intention of taking advantage of Li Menglong. The main reason is that this fight is only limited to words. The girls are actually a very practical group. They have won a battle with no luck at all. What are they doing so desperately? Looking for fun for Li Menglong?
So when Li Menglong and Yoona came out, the scene they saw was relatively harmonious. Kim Taeyeon had been pressed to the lowest position, and her whole body was lying on the ground in a "big" shape. Of course, this was not of her own free will, but His limbs were all firmly held down.
Although she was in such a dangerous situation, Kim Taeyeon had no intention of giving in. She used her own actions to prove what she just said. She, Kim Taeyeon, is so courageous: "Yeah, kill me if you can." , otherwise I won’t let you have an easy time!”
"Yeah? You're still threatening, right? Do you think we are really afraid of you?" Lee Soon-gyu is also stupid and bold. Besides, revenge is something that happens later. You can think about it later. As for now, of course, you have to win over Kim Taeyeon.
So I saw Li Soonkyu raised his right hand high, and then landed heavily on Kim Taeyeon's butt. Although there was no crisp sound, after all, through the thick pajamas, Li Menglong still swallowed his saliva subconsciously. Why don't you take a few more hits instead of him? It’s not just to take advantage, it’s all out of a desire to help!
Of course, Li Menglong only kept this good intention in his heart. Girls would never understand it based on their misunderstanding of him. Maybe he would help Kim Taeyeon out after speaking out. After all, he would have to be more fierce to fight him.
Although her butt didn’t hurt, Kim Tae-yeon felt that she had been insulted, especially when she turned her head and saw the thieving Lee Meng-ryong behind them. This was simply embarrassing. What qualifications did the two of them have to watch the fun, Kim Tae-yeon Yan's appearance was not caused by the two of them, she was a scumbag!
"Taeyeon, Unnie said you are a scumbag!" Yoona instantly understood Kim Taeyeon's eyes because of the tacit understanding. She was afraid that Li Menglong didn't know, so she loudly reported to Li Menglong as if she wanted to take credit.
But what Li Menglong gave her back was a self-seeking look. In terms of tacit understanding, he and Kim Taeyeon were pretty good, okay? He could still read this basic look information, but why didn't he say anything? ?
Because if you talk, you have to go over and take action. This is why Kim Taeyeon did not yell out. It is not suitable to continue to make enemies now. You must know that Li Menglong is also a force in the dormitory, although his basic base is not the same as Kim Taeyeon. They are compatible, but when it’s time to win over, you still have to win over them.
But Yoona broke through this hidden tacit understanding. Now Li Menglong didn't want to take action. Otherwise, how could he hang out in the dormitory in the future? Kim Taeyeon's hands and feet are restrained, and Li Menglong doesn't even dare to take action? Is it a man?
Of course, forget about the good things like patting the butt in the past. Li Shunkyu dared that it was because of gender. As long as Li Menglong didn't consider the related issues of his own womb for a day, he could only dream of similar scenes in his dreams.
But besides the butt, there are still many places that can be spanked. Li Menglong took out the ballpoint pen from his pocket and slowly moved in front of Kim Taeyeon. He squatted down and controlled the position quite well. He stretched out his arm and touched Kim Taeyeon's forehead. The distance is only the length of a ballpoint pen.
It’s obvious what Li Menglong will do next. To be honest, many cat owners also like to do similar things, and Kim Taeyeon is undoubtedly much cuter than pet cats. This time, Li Menglong kept tapping her forehead with a ballpoint pen. , as if stoking Kim Taeyeon's anger bit by bit.
Kim Taeyeon is really angry. Is she just teasing the cat? So I mustered up all my strength, relying on the strong waist and abdominal strength brought by years of practicing dancing, and with my limbs fixed, I was able to forcibly bounce up to a height of more than ten centimeters just by relying on my lower abdomen. This point of force was quite strange.
Even the girls who were pressing Kim Taeyeon were shocked. As for the one who was the most frightened, Li Menglong was naturally squatting and sat on the floor in an instant. Fortunately, he had the foresight to hold a ballpoint pen. If he had used His fingers were seeking death, so now it was his fingers that Kim Taeyeon was biting hard.
Pulling out hard twice, the ballpoint pen was firmly held in Kim Taeyeon's mouth, with a posture of biting it off. To be honest, the teeth of these girls are really white, and they usually look beautiful. , but when it really bites people, it can't help but be a bit scary.
"If you like it so much, just tell me directly. With our friendship, I can still give you a ballpoint pen!" As he spoke, Li Menglong stepped back on the ground with his hands and feet. It wasn't that he didn't want to tease Kim Taeyeon, and said Kim Taeyeon who is honestly angry is really addictive, but he also has to consider his own safety.
Based on his understanding of the girls, his character can really be summed up in two words: nothingness. If it weren't for the fact that these girls barely managed to spend money to treat guests, then there really would be no merit. It has been proven by countless facts.
For example, this time Li Menglong guessed it right again. He had just retreated to a distance of less than one meter. The girls on the other end had already let go in a tacit understanding. Only Pani stupidly grabbed Kim Taeyeon's feet. It delayed Li Menglong a little time.
It's just that now Kim Taeyeon has gone completely crazy. She is in a state where her strength and agility are doubled. With her hands on the ground and pushing back hard, it's like swimming, dragging Pani's little one hundred kilograms with her. The weights were sliding on the ground.
Li Menglong couldn't even run away, so he could only deal with it passively. He was almost thrown down by Kim Taeyeon, but he was curled up, that is, on all fours, with his feet directly in the air. He pressed against the crotch of Kim Taeyeon who was flying in the air, and after using a little force, he lifted Kim Taeyeon up. Sure enough, being thinner is beneficial.
As for his arms, he protected his head, but he didn't dare to stretch them out, otherwise what if he was bitten by Kim Taeyeon? It's just a blessing that Kim Taeyeon's neck is not long enough. If Kim Taeyeon had a one-meter-long neck, Li Menglong would definitely have been bitten to death by now.
This was regarded as being dragged up in the air by Li Menglong. Kim Taeyeon had no point in her body where she could exert her strength for a moment. She could only stretch her hands downwards, but was quickly grasped by Li Menglong. The two of them reached A brief peace.
Looking at Kim Taeyeon's flushed face, Li Menglong couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Kim Taeyeon hadn't learned jiu-jitsu or the like. Otherwise, Li Menglong might be gone with a cross fixation, so he can start now. Have you discussed the aftermath?
It's just that Li Menglong obviously underestimated Kim Taeyeon. It's not all over yet, okay? Kim Taeyeon showed him a slightly sweet smile, then raised her head and kept licking her chapped lips with her tongue, which seemed like a big move. It's being accumulated.
"Ah, Kim Taeyeon! You are a goddess-level figure after all. You are liked by countless fans. Do your next actions deserve their love for you? Do you deserve the respect your sisters have for you? You Are you worthy of your parents giving birth to you?" Li Menglong really said something in a panic, and his words could be severely criticized by Kim Taeyeon.
But Kim Taeyeon seemed to be determined: "You care about me? I am responsible for my fans. They will like me no matter what I look like. You should take care of yourself, look at the arrow!"
She spat out a mouthful of saliva while speaking. How should I say this? There will definitely be fans who are willing to use their faces to absorb Kim Taeyeon's saliva. There is no doubt about this, but Li Menglong is definitely not included in this range.
So he relied on his body's advantage, either shaking his head or simply turning his whole body. In short, he managed to escape several times, which made Kim Taeyeon's mouth dry. There wasn't that much saliva, especially just now. It was so crazy with the girls.
Fortunately, we are all surrounded by sisters. This friendship does not need to be described too much. You may have to think about killing people and I will hand them a knife, but it is completely okay for Kim Taeyeon to spit on them and hand them a bottle of water.
"Jiffy Jessica, I treat you well. A few days ago, you came to see me to look at the store's year-end accounts and I stayed up all night with you without saying a word. Did you forget it so quickly?" Li Menglong rarely does this. Those who use past events to make threats mainly do so because they feel it is unnecessary or even slightly embarrassing.
But now is a life-and-death moment. We should wait until we survive to talk about face. These words are indeed very effective. Jessica tilted her head and looked a little embarrassed. Speaking of business, Jessica is still quite arrogant. Even if she is no longer No matter how tired she is, she rarely goes to see Li Menglong. This is her own pride.
But sometimes she is really tired. After all, she has never learned these things and her past life experience is not helpful at all for these things, so occasionally she will ask for help from Li Menglong, but with her character Naturally, he wouldn’t be like Yoona asking for help.
Most likely, Jessica came to Li Menglong and waved in front of her. Don't even think about soft words. At most, she would hold a cup of coffee that she didn't like to drink and pretend to ask: "I brewed too much coffee. Do you want it?" Would you like a drink?
If Li Menglong was a shady person, he could just pretend to know nothing, and Jessica probably wouldn't say anything until she died. But there are different ways to treat different girls. Similar to Jessica's arrogant character, she has to go up and offer help. Yes, of course this is the opportunity given by Mr. Zheng. Do you really think anyone who comes to help Jessica will agree?
So it is fair to say that Jessica is quite satisfied with Li Menglong. At least he did not deliberately embarrass her in this regard, otherwise she would be really aggrieved, so now she can only spread her hands and retreat. Fortunately, she is missing and there is another one. There's a bunch of them.
Now the rest of the girls have learned the lesson. To be honest, who hasn’t been helped by Li Menglong? If this guy is really shameless and turns over old debts all the way, the girls will probably have to kneel down and kowtow to him. Already.
So he was not given a chance to speak this time. A group of girls rushed over with water in their hands. Li Menglong could only speak one by one, and the others could take the opportunity to pass the water over. The plan was perfect.
And Li Menglong didn't have any way to deal with it, but he saw some frightening scenes in his peripheral vision. Slightly honest children like Pani and Hyoyeon were just getting water, but there were always some who were unwilling to be ordinary. It exists.
"Cui Xiuying, please put the Coke away from me!" Li Menglong was really anxious, and his voice was almost broken when he spoke, but Xiuying seemed to be angry. After all, this kind of prank requires the right time, place and people. Who knows When will it be next time? If you don’t cherish it now, you will regret it later.
So Xiuying handed the Coke to Kim Taeyeon's mouth without hesitation. At the same time, the camera team behind was already in place. In a short period of time, the moving camera positions and fixed lenses were all set up, striving to capture multiple angles and all-round views. To record a memorable moment, Xu Xian personally made the choice of angle.
Don't think that Xu Xian doesn't like to watch the excitement. After all, she has been influenced by these unnies for so many years. Although she still insists on herself, she is still a little bit corrupted. She just doesn't like to be part of the excitement itself.
And even though she has seen so many pranks, she has to say that this time it is still quite exciting. Both the appearance of the two of them and the prank itself are perfect. Now the final step is needed.
I saw Kim Taeyeon holding her head high, showing off her white neck, and taking a swig of Coke. Everyone was secretly looking forward to the next scene, and even Li Menglong accepted his fate with a look of despair.
"Hiccup..." The surprise came so unexpectedly. As Kim Taeyeon swallowed her throat a few times, she actually swallowed the coke. Even Kim Taeyeon herself couldn't help but feel ashamed, but she really couldn't hold it back. Well, I was already thirsty and the Coke tasted so good: "Xiuying, give me another sip!"
This time, Kim Taeyeon learned the lesson wisely. She drank half a bottle of Coke first, and then started to accumulate energy again. And then she did not disappoint the audience's expectations. With a "pop" sound, Kim Taeyeon's mouth Like a watering can, the cola mixed with Kim Taeyeon's saliva was evenly sprinkled on Li Menglong's upper body, and there were screams of excitement around him.
The girls couldn't help but participate in such an exciting thing. It's just Coke. There are still a few bottles in stock at home. Besides, if Coke is not enough, there is coffee. If coffee is not enough, there is soy sauce and vinegar. Although it looks like it is in the mouth. It means killing a thousand enemies and damaging yourself by a thousand and a half, but who in the excitement can care about so much.
In order to reduce the amount of contaminated territory, Li Menglong really forced his eyes to remain motionless. In fact, this was also the best way to deal with it. After all, the more he resisted, the more excited the girls might be.
Lying quietly on the ground here, feeling the faint moisture on his face, he could occasionally taste some of the ups and downs of life. Fortunately, he could still hear the happy laughter of girls around him, and his sacrifices became It has some positive meaning.
Apart from comforting himself in this way, Li Menglong really didn't know how to comfort himself. If he could give him a knife...
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