The Rise of Korean Entertainment

It costs 10 million to sleep with Lee Mong-ryong in his arms. This genius idea may only be thought up by Lee Soon-kyu, but is it too expensive? Apart from Kim Taeyeon who may come for a nap occasionally, does anyone else need this service?

If, on the other hand, I asked for this price to sleep with Lee Soon Kyu in my arms, I would probably make a fortune. But fortunately, Lee Soon Kyu is not short of money, and Li Menglong is reluctant to part with it, so this road to wealth has been completely blocked. .

It took a lot of effort for the boss to get the two people to the garage, but Yuli was better off. Li Menglong was really heavy, and it was quite difficult for Yoona and Seohyun to carry him. In the end, Jung Soo-yeon helped.

But maybe Li Shunkyu had known about it for a long time, so she chose to carry Yuli in the past like a thief. This was inappropriate, wasn't it? Li Menglong was not their boyfriend. At this time, Li Shunkyu was the first to run away?

"Did I say you are a bit inhumane?" Jessica said with disdain, but Li Soonkyu didn't take it seriously at all, just say it casually, and it's indispensable to have a piece of meat. Seeing such a shameless Lee Soon Kyu, Jung Soo Yeon could only use her tactics more aggressively: "Is it okay for him to hold you down while you two sleep?"

If there is a comic effect, it should be that with Jung Soo-yeon's words, a mushroom cloud rose up on the scene. This sentence is comparable to a nuclear weapon. Not to mention Lee Soon-gyu who bore the brunt, Seohyun and Yoona who were affected next to them couldn't bear it. He stopped and stood there in a daze, relaxing his body, while Li Menglong fell to the ground gorgeously.

But now no one can care about him. Lee Soon Kyu's face on the other end is already as red as hot coals. This is rare. Jung Soo Yeon's words are really too explicit. This kind of Why should I tell you Jessica about the private things between the bed? If you are curious, find a man and try it yourself!

Even worse than Li Menglong was Yuli. Li Menglong just slipped and fell, but Yuli was pushed out completely because Li Shunkyu wanted to jump up and hit someone. Fortunately, there was a humanoid bag machine Xiao Jingshu behind him who was carrying six or seven bags. , barely managed to catch Yuli.

Because she was a little far away, she didn't hear what Ernie said, but looking at the state of the scene, she knew that there was nothing good to say. Lee Soon Kyu gritted his teeth and wanted to kill her. Jung Soo Yeon kept defending besides running.

Little Crystal didn't feel pity for her sister. After all, she knew Jessica very well. This woman bullied her a lot. It would be best if someone took revenge. As long as she didn't kill her, Little Crystal could accept it.

Just when a group of people were in a daze, Li Menglong on the ground finally gave some reaction. The concrete floor was cold, so he stood up forcibly. He didn't know whether he recognized the person or not, but what did he mean by hugging Xu Xian? ah?

"Yeah, I'm still standing next to you! You can make me angry even when you're drunk, right?" Yoona relied on Li Menglong's lack of memory, so she was very relieved and slapped him hard on the butt. Let Li Menglong kick her ass all the time.

In the past, Xu Xian might not be able to stand still, but after being together with Li Menglong for so long, Li Menglong would usually ask for a comforting hug when he was joking, so now that she is being hugged by Li Menglong, she is not too shy. .

He reluctantly made a lunge to push Li Menglong up. The two hands of Li Menglong, who was still alive, were always dangling in front of Xu Xian's chest. Although he did not do it unintentionally, Xu Xian was aware of it. The touch is very embarrassing.

It was another round of quite complicated negotiations and compromises. If the garage security guards hadn't rushed over after hearing the sound, Lee Soon-gyu probably wouldn't have been able to finish it. Yoona came forward to thank several security guards for their help, but they kept staring at her. Over here.

It’s not that I have any evil thoughts, but I just want to confirm if everything is okay. If it’s a kidnapping or something, let Yoona come over to comfort the security. There aren’t many such plots in police movies. Fortunately, except for Li Menglong. There are no other men left.

Of course, what is even more suspicious is the disheveled Jung Soo-yeon and Lee Soon-kyu. The two of them were really fighting each other just now. If they fight for a while longer, Yoona will start a fight. As for who will lose and who will win, it is hard to say. Anyway, They all say that they are right if they win!

When the group returned home, they each found a place to lie down, and then looked at the two drunkards on the floor with severe headaches. The job of serving drunken people was very tiring, so Li Shunkyu sneaked to the second floor first.

It's not that I don't feel sorry for Li Menglong, but I can rest assured that Xu Xian is here. Besides, it's more suitable for Xu Xian to take care of her careless people. As for whether something will happen, Li Shunkyu can only say that he wishes them well.

If Li Menglong woke up one morning and found himself and Xu Xian sleeping naked together, Li Menglong's first reaction would probably be to commit suicide. Because he understood Li Menglong's thoughts, Li Shunkyu was very worried about the two of them. .

Lee Soon Kyu's girlfriend has run away, so whoever stays here would be stupid. So Xu Xian went to get some hot water, but when he came back, there was no one alive in the living room. As for the two lying on the floor with the most It's just a corpse that can vent its anger.

She shook her head speechlessly, but she didn't blame her unnies. Indeed, she also planned to take care of these two people by herself, but these people should be humble at least. It's useless to have any self-consciousness about being unnies, Xu Xian decided to complain to Li Menglong tomorrow when he wakes up!

Li Menglong was awakened by the sun. Even if he experienced the aftereffects of drinking ten thousand times, he would still be uncomfortable with it. He would still want to bang his head against the wall for the ten thousand and one time. He looked at the big sun outside the window and listened. The sound of clocks ticking by in the room made it feel as if he was the only one left in the whole world!

He sat up with great effort and reached for the bedside table out of habit. Sure enough, he touched a glass of water with a paper sticker on it. However, Li Menglong drank the glass of water first. It was so sweet that it seemed to be sweetened with honey. .

"Oppa, if the water is ice, remember to heat it yourself. Don't drink it cold!" Li Menglong couldn't help laughing after seeing this note. This was a bit disappointing to Xu Xian's intentions, but it was not unreasonable. People have seen it, so he numbed himself by talking to himself: "The water temperature is just right, and it feels warm and comfortable in the stomach!"

I didn't try to call the girls, because it was already noon and they had already gone to work. Li Menglong had a lot of schedule today, and Li Menglong knew that. Standing up slowly with soreness all over his body, Li Menglong strangely found that his elbow was bruised. Wasn't this because he was beaten when he was drunk?

Even if he wanted to break his head, he would not have guessed that he fell with the help of the girls, but the culprit was Jessica. He had to say such embarrassing words, but Li Menglong couldn't remember it.

There was only a pair of underwear left on him, and he didn't know who took off his clothes. If it was Seohyun, he would probably have a pair of pants left, so it was probably Lee Soon Kyu. When he stepped on the ground, he found a paper sticker next to his slippers: "I brought you the slippers. Oppa, please remember to repay me!"

"Well, I will leave the next heroine to you!" Li Menglong had a very comfortable conversation with the paper posted there. Most people who saw it would probably think that he was mentally ill.

When I walked to the door, I saw another tray. There were four or five small bottles in different categories, including those for hangover relief and those for liver protection. But who brought the blue bottle for calcium supplement? He personally likes Lee Soon Kyu because they are the only ones in the team who have this room all year round.

She and Kim Taeyeon have not given up on themselves yet. According to their own words: their height development has not ended yet, and they are waiting for the legendary twenty-three jump! It would be best to let them soar to 1.8 meters!

It was all from his heart, so Li Menglong drank it with his eyes closed without even looking. Anyway, his tongue was as if he didn't have anything at all now. He was quite insensitive to taste and could drink even the most unpleasant things.

I walked to the bathroom to put some water, but when I looked up I saw a sticker above the toilet: Oppa must have come to the bathroom first, right? Even if I tell you, they still don’t believe it! Will it affect you if I post it here? Don't be shy...

There was nothing before. Li Menglong trembled strangely when he saw the last sentence. These girls really dare to say anything. It will be more and more difficult to get married in the future. Except for the face of an angel, they are all little ones. Where is the devil!

After taking a shower, he naturally walked to the kitchen, and he was not disappointed. There were five dinner plates on the table, and they all followed Li Menglong's technique of placing a plate upside down on top to keep it warm. The key was that there was a row of plates posted on the edge of the table. Post-it notes and ask him to guess who made them.

Although there was no one to supervise, Li Menglong still cooperated to complete the game. Looking at the descriptions of the five post-it notes, he easily matched the egg rolls with Li Soonkyu's message: soft, tender, Slippery, don't think wrongly, I will despise you!

Looking at the egg roll with a dark appearance, Li Menglong wondered how she had the nerve to use so many adjectives. Fortunately, he was not in a situation where he could be picky now, so he immediately took a big bite. The taste was okay. Li Menglong put this This taste is called love, and ordinary people generally call it salty!

As for Yoona's one, it's easier to recognize: add a bottle of water, then add carrots, green onions, coriander, kohlrabi, beef in sequence, add appropriate amounts of Yoona's exclusive secret seasoning, bring to a boil over high heat, and then add Yoona's handmade noodles. Turn the heat to medium for three minutes, and then you can enjoy the braised beef noodles prepared by Yoona!

Looking at the two packs of instant noodles on the plate, the corners of Li Menglong's mouth twitched violently. Can't we summarize the words on this paper? For example, go ahead and cook your own instant noodles! I still have to show off here.

Xu Xian is the most reliable. There are vegetable juices and fruit juices squeezed for Li Menglong in the refrigerator. Li Menglong can just drink it. Although it is really unpleasant to drink, after all, normal people should not drink the juice squeezed from kohlrabi.

But it is good for the body, at least Xu Xian thinks so. As for the taste, something that can make Li Menglong curl his lips is enough to prove its power. If he had to describe it, he can only say it is like washing pot water, sour!

While cooking ramen, she also discovered the entertainment the girls had prepared for her in the living room. There were still several options to choose from, which fit the girls' respective preferences. That book should have been written by Xu Xian, who was Li Menglong's favorite. author.

Needless to say, the PSP belonged to Lee Soon Kyu, and he thoughtfully provided a power bank for Lee Mong Ryong; she must have played Jessica Jung Soo Yeon's new album herself, but did Lee Mong Ryong need to listen to her songs for entertainment; or was it still the last U The disk is the most considerate, and there is a note below: Yoona’s exclusive collection of top-secret photos of Girls’ Generation, and I’ll tell you secretly, the content is quite exciting!

It was self-evident what to choose. He sat directly in the living room with the ramen pot and inserted the USB flash drive into the computer. The first file was a video. Even Li Menglong couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

He firmly double-clicked to play. Li Menglong felt that he was noble. He was checking for the girls. If it was too violent, he could delete it. Of course, if it was too unsuitable for men to watch, he could also cover his eyes.

"Haha, did Oppa click on it? Really? I'm just saying, reading and playing games are not as attractive as me!" Yoona smiled happily in front of the camera, and even turned the camera towards her. Li Menglong slept like a pig.

Would Li Menglong say that he had already guessed that this was a prank? But why do I feel a little disappointed? They were eating ramen with big mouthfuls. The picture should have been taken by them this morning. They were all doing various mischievous actions on their bedside.

Xu Xian finally told Li Menglong to have a good rest. They will work until midnight tonight, so he must remember to finish his meal and go out for a walk. Today is a day off for him.

It's just that while Xu Xian was talking, the girls behind him were crying and howling: "I'm letting you go out to relax, not wandering around!" "Oppa, if you have nowhere to go, you can go to this store, just buy me anything." , I don't choose!" "You can sleep, but I still have to go filming? I would be very happy if you came to the set!"

Although the girls couldn't keep him awake when Li Menglong woke up, he did accept all their wishes, especially in the end Yoona gave Li Menglong a wave of benefits. Like a pervert, the camera kept looking at Jessica's butt. enlarge.

Li Menglong almost choked to death from a mouthful of ramen, especially when Yoona whispered: "Remember to delete it after you've seen it. It's our little secret. You owe me one more time. I remember it all!"

After a brief tidying up, Li Menglong originally planned to sit there and read a book for the whole afternoon, but the weather outside was really nice. He felt sorry for himself if he didn't go out and move, so he chose exercise easily. Project - Bicycle!

As for the origin of the bicycle, Li Menglong already had an idea. He walked to the utility room with a sinister smile. He could even faintly see Pani praying like a little white sheep, but she didn't know that the more this happened, the more excited Li Menglong became... …