The program team lost contact, and the character of Desert Island Live was reversed
Chapter 52 The crazy girl killed the master!
After Su Zhe found the mole on the standing sign, he solved the problem of the ownership of the two standing signs. Cai Zifeng also stood next to the other standing sign with confidence.
And Cai Zifeng’s fans immediately acted like monsters:
[Look carefully at the standing sign, Brother Feng has a better ratio than Su Zhe! In better shape! 】
[Yes, they wear different clothes and have different angles in the show, so it is difficult to directly compare them. Thanks to the program team, the two stand-ups are put together, both wearing slim-fitting suits, and the good and bad figures cannot be concealed at all! 】
[Look at the waistline! The two of them are about the same height, but Brother Feng’s long legs completely overwhelm Su Zhe! 】
[And the butt, Brother Feng’s butt is more upturned. 】
【Ah ah ah! So sexy! I sat on the floor and stood in row L! 】
[This means that comparing people to others will lead to death, and comparing goods to goods will lead to throwing away! Su Zhe's figure is also very good, but compared with Brother Feng, he pales in comparison. 】
[Su Zhe didn’t expect that his bad figure was exposed during the sign-up stage. Hahaha, I laughed to death. Cane people keep shouting! 】
Faced with the ridicule of Cai Zifeng's fans, the Cane Canes were furious, but it was difficult to tell lies with their eyes open, so they had to change the topic:
[If you have the skills, don’t compare your figure, compare your song! 】
[That is, what we like is our brother’s talent and character. Original talents only look at legs and butt. 】
[Yes, when I entered the live broadcast room, I thought I was selling livestock, discussing thigh meat and buttock meat. 】
But no matter how hard they tried to defend themselves, they were still at a disadvantage because they didn't have to worry about talking about him, and they could tell the pros and cons of his figure at a glance.
Cai Zifeng snickered at the barrage and glanced at Su Zhe quietly, wanting to see his embarrassed expression.
Su Zhe just shrugged and didn't take it to heart:
"Can this little thing cause a quarrel?"
"That's right." Cai Zifeng pretended to be generous, with a proud expression on his face, and said hypocritically, "What's wrong with the poor figure? It doesn't affect songwriting."
Directly defined as "poor figure", this scheming man!
While they were chatting, the staff walked behind the sign and peeled off the white cloth one by one, revealing the names written behind the sign.
Everything above is correct, after all, ABC is difficult to confuse.
Zou Yongmei:......
Why am I always the one who's hurt?
It wasn't until the staff walked to the sign next to Su Zhe and opened it that they were immediately shocked:
"Huh? This is Teacher Cai's sign!"
Cai Zifeng and Su Zhe were both stunned.
The quarrel on the barrage was also suspended.
The staff went to the sign next to Cai Zifeng, uncovered the white cloth, and announced:
"This is Teacher Su's signature."
The place was a little quiet.
Su Zhe pointed to the mole on Cai Zifeng's standing sign in disbelief and said strangely:
"Then why does he have the same mole as me?"
The staff member wiped the sign with the pads of his fingers and erased the "mole". He said awkwardly:
"Sorry, this is something we accidentally got dirty."
Su Zhe:......
Cai Zifeng:......
Guests:…
They all thought of the barrage they had just seen. What Cai Zifeng's fans had been praising for a long time, turned out to be Su Zhe's sign?
That is to say——
The Feng girls worked hard to prove that Su Zhe's figure is absolutely stunning to Cai Zifeng!
She is truly a crazy girl, she even beats up the main character when she gets crazy!
They tried hard to hold back their laughter, but the barrage couldn’t hold it back——
[Hahaha, why is this live broadcast room so funny? Why is Su Zhe so funny? He obviously didn't mean to be funny, he was just very effective. He was simply a blessing from the God of Live Broadcasting! 】
[I especially want to interview the crazy girls. You just praised each other so much and stepped on your brother. How do you feel now? 】
[And that one who sat down on the ground, you laid the wrong egg, you know? 】
[I'm about to go into shock from laughing. You laugh first while I take a break. 】
[I am Gancan. I apologize. I was arbitrary just now. If we have the ability, we should compare with the figure! 】
[I also admit that I am a primitive person and I just like to see long legs and a raised butt! 】
【Why? Why don’t the crazy girls speak out? Wasn't it crazy just now? Keep dancing, keep mocking your brother for his short legs and flat butt! 】
[This time, let’s hear the crazy girl kill the owner, and the sugar cane plantation will be victorious! 】
Cai Zifeng stared at the barrage with a gloomy expression, and silently exchanged positions with Su Zhe, his expression very ugly.
Su Zhe hesitated for a moment and comforted him:
"It's okay. Being in poor shape doesn't affect songwriting."
"..."
At this moment, Cai Zifeng especially hoped that Huaxia would not be allowed to use guns, so he could take out his machine gun and point it at Su Zhe.
But now, the [Hahaha] that fills the screen is like a machine gun, clicking at him, killing his self-esteem.
Why hasn't this broken world been destroyed yet?
PD Cheng feels that if this link is not interrupted, Cai Zifeng may turn dark and devote himself to destroying the world or defeating Batman.
So he quickly said:
"Teachers, this link is to test everyone's familiarity with themselves. Choosing the standing sign is just an appetizer. Everyone has done a good job..."
"Except me." Su Zhe finished for him and explained sheepishly, "It's all because of the mole."
"Ahem." PD Cheng suppressed a smile and continued to introduce the mission:
"Next, you have to accurately select your own facial features from the different facial features on the table and put them on the stand. If they are all correct, the stand will make a beep; if one is wrong, the device under the stand will spray punishment .”
After the guests figured out the rules, some smart people immediately went to get the mirror and wanted to look in the mirror.
"Wait!" PD Cheng stopped them and said something serious:
"It stands to reason that our faces should be something we get used to and get along with every day. What this level tests is the teachers' sensitivity to daily life. Creating music requires this kind of sensitivity, doesn't it?"
This sentence immediately elevates this game to a level of speculation——
How can you observe life if you don't even observe your own face carefully?
How can you write songs if you don’t observe life?
Is it just a matter of last minute writing?
After hearing PD Cheng's words, the guests immediately put down their mirrors and stepped forward to look for their own facial features.
Su Zhe also wanted to step forward, but was blocked by PD Cheng:
"Teacher Su, you failed to find your own sign and you were punished for five minutes."
Su Zhe was not convinced:
"Cai Zifeng also failed, why not punish him?"
PD Cheng looked at him helplessly:
Cai Zifeng is embarrassing enough, please spare him.
Su Zhe received his message, thought about it carefully, and estimated that the short video just now was popular again, so he decided to let Cai Zifeng go:
"Okay, then I'll give you five minutes."
The guests laughed:
"Five minutes? We can finish it in one minute!"
They confidently walked to the table and began to pick out their facial features, but gradually they were dumbfounded. They looked similar to each other, but they didn't look like them at all.
Cheng PD’s evil plan succeeded, popular science said:
"Scientific research has found that it is very difficult for people to recognize faces with the same facial features but upside down. This is called the 'face inversion effect'."
While explaining, he took out photos of several celebrities and turned them upside down for everyone to identify.
[It’s so amazing. He is obviously a famous star, but it took me a long time to recognize him. 】
[I see, my knowledge has improved. 】
[Hey, the mobile phone party has nothing to fear! The screen turned upside down and it was immediately apparent who it was. 】
PD Cheng took out a few more photos that were slightly pornographic, and even some very exaggerated celebrity caricatures, but everyone recognized which celebrity they were at a glance.
Cheng PD explains:
"On the contrary, even if the facial features are slightly changed and the overall appearance remains unchanged, humans can easily recognize the changed face. This shows that the brain uses overall memory for the human face and does not remember the facial features individually. Therefore, when the facial features are separated, the discrimination is very difficult. difficulty."
It seems that this game is not that simple.
All the guests had headaches, but Su Zhe was very relaxed:
If I take out [Extraordinary Memory], how should you respond?
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