The program team lost contact, and the character of Desert Island Live was reversed

"You've been out for a month, haven't you written a single song?"

Yan Xiling looked at Su Zhe suspiciously.

Su Zhe looked embarrassed:

"Give me a day!"

He immediately retreated and concentrated on recalling Japanese songs in his office.

But he had never heard a few Japanese songs in his previous life, and the ones he was most familiar with were all from the same anime - "Slam Dunk"!

Its opening and ending songs are "I Want to Say I Love You Loudly", "Only Staring at You" and "Until the End of the World" respectively. Su Zhe is familiar with them all and can even hum them.

He shook his head and couldn't help but laugh:

"This is the influence of anime... Coach, I want to play basketball!"

But apart from these three songs, he couldn't remember any other theme songs.

Fortunately, he has extraordinary memory. He slowly searched for the anime theme song he heard occasionally in the nooks and crannies of his memory——

""Mysterious Space Demon", the theme song of "Dragon Ball"; "Pegasus Fantasy", the theme song of "Saint Seiya"... No, they are all related to the anime content and cannot be regarded as independent songs."

"'Butter-Fly' and 'brave-heart', the theme songs and evolution songs of 'Digimon', have nothing to do with the anime."

Su Zhe listed a lot of songs from childhood memories in one go, but scratched his head as many of them were unusable, and there were childhood filters, so he couldn't objectively judge the quality of the songs.

He resisted the impulse and did not turn his Japanese album into an anime OST special. He tried not to think about his childhood anime, but the most popular songs in recent years:

""Love Cycle"! The otaku's divine song is still the masterpiece of Mr. Tengger..."

No, it is the masterpiece of Hanazawa Coriander, a famous emoticon master and one of the three giants of Asian smiles.

Su Zhe scratched his head and crossed it out again. The lyrics were too arrogant. If he sang this song as an old man, the effect would be the same as when Teacher Teng sang this song.

It’s scary to think about it.

The same goes for "Pure Land". Su Zhe doesn't plan to play Sister Lang in the future, so he might as well forget it.

On the contrary, Mika Nakajima's "Once Upon a Time I Wanted to End It All" is a song with a female voice, but the male voice can also sing it very charmingly.

Su Zhe thought about it for a while and really liked the despair and hope contained in this song.

Moreover, he has top-notch vocal appeal, and his music aesthetic also tends to be emotional. It would be a pity not to sing this song.

"Let's wait and see. First choose some songs that are beyond doubt. The results must be good."

Su Zhe thought for a long time and finally thought of a song with terrible results:

""The Only Flower in the World" is a song by Kimura Takuya's idol group SMAP. It seems that there is a Chinese version, and the meaning is not bad."

The performance of this song is terrible. It was the highest-selling single in Japan during the Heisei era (1989-19). It set a record for Oricon to stay on the chart for 200 consecutive weeks, and is known as Japan's "second national anthem."

In the questionnaire, Japanese people of all ages, between the ages of 20 and 70, believed that this song best represented the Heisei era, which shows its influence.

Later, after the earthquake in Japan, in order to thank the Chinese people for their donations and commemorate the friendship between the two countries, a Chinese version of the song was also released.

""Fireworks", the ending theme of the animated film "The Rising Fireworks, from below? Or from the side?"

This movie is very average, and its title is longer than a crazy Internet article, but its song is the second most-played Japanese song on YouTube for a long time, second only to "Lemon".

I always feel like the animation is a bit unworthy of this song.

And coincidentally, this is Kenshi Yonezu’s song again. By the way, during his peak period, five of the top ten most played Japanese songs on YouTube were his.

Now that he thought of Kenshi Yonezu, Su Zhe simply wrote a few more of his masterpieces——

"Little Me" "Loser"

"Stop it, if you copy the real thing and become Jay Chou of Japan, the proportion is too high."

Su Zhe smiled and thought of another song:

""Pretender", a work by the Japanese band Official Mustachioed Dism, seems to be the best song of the 21st century as judged by Japanese musicians."

Not only that, this song is also the third most played Japanese song on YouTube, which shows that this song is very good in terms of popularity and professional recognition.

"There are also "Day", the theme song of "Innocence", and the works of the band King Gnu. YouTube and professional rankings are also very high."

Su Zhe simply did the math——

"I Want to Say I Love You Loudly", "Only Staring at You", "Until the End of the World", "Butterfly", "Brave Heart", "Once I Thought It Was a Thousand Years", "The Only Flower in the World", "Fireworks", "Small" Me", "Loser", "Pretender" and "Day".

12 songs are finished.

There are childhood memories, online clicks, physical sales, professional reviews, and even mass memories in China and Japan.

Su Zhe was very satisfied. He wrote the lyrics and music in one day and gave it to Yan Xiling:

"Let's record a song."

Yan Xiling was stunned:

"Writing an album in one day? Is the deadline so powerful?"

While Su Zhe was recording the song, "National Glory: Japan and South Korea" continued to be recorded.

Japan finally moved back a few rounds and saved some face.

However, the ratings of this program in Japan have also fallen to the bottom, far behind the Chinese and Japanese episodes.

At that time, although Su Zhe became a winning friend and kept winning, he always won with strong strength and never used small tricks. On the contrary, the Japanese audience kept paying attention and wanted to see when he would lose.

Nowadays, Bangzi cheats all the time, and the Japanese audience is angry when they see it, and they even watch it!

On the contrary, in Bangkok, the show's ratings have been rising steadily and it has become a popular variety show.

There are already some Chinese netizens clamoring on the Internet:

[First kill the Japanese pirates, then kill the shopkeeper! 】

[I can’t wait to watch "National Glory: China and South Korea"! Let the shopkeeper see the power of my big stick and the Republic of China! 】

[Su Zhe, go to hell! Stay away from Lin Shaner! 】

[The Japanese can't defeat Su Zhe, so let us big-stick stars defeat him! 】

He did not find these insulting remarks against Su Zhe unusual.

Not to mention in Japan and South Korea, there is still a group of people in China who continue to criticize him. This is normal.

But what he doesn't understand is:

What does shopkeeper mean? Why did Bangzi call him the shopkeeper?

Su Zhe curiously sent a message to ask Lin Shan'er, but Lin Shan'er was very angry:

"Oppa, don't pay attention to those boring people! Assi, you are so rude and say such words, it is really embarrassing!"

Su Zhe asked curiously, and Lin Shaner told Su Zhe that the shopkeeper was a scornful and discriminatory term for Chinese people.

Su Zhe was stunned:

"Is there anything offensive about this word?"

What does it mean to be aggressive? Let a woman from a great country demonstrate how to show off to a man from a great country.

Compared to this, does calling the shopkeeper count as an attack? Isn’t the shopkeeper the manager? This should be considered a compliment, right?

Lin Shan'er couldn't tell the reason. In short, everyone else called her that, and she never explored the specific reason.

Su Zhe searched on the Internet, but some explanations were very strange. For example, it was a homophone for dirty dog, but it was also strange to call it dirty dog ​​for no reason!

On the other hand, China calls them Japanese pirates because they are short, very precise, and hit the pain point directly. This is called an attack!

There are also Americans who use Fu Manchu to insult us, which is really annoying.

But the shopkeeper?

Su Zhe scratched his head and did not continue to explore the reason.

Anyway, it is enough that the other party is malicious and discriminatory.

Just like the Japs calling us ZhiN, the etymology of this word is very normal (it is said to come from Qin-chini-ZhiN, china), but the Japs shouted it with discrimination, and it became a discriminatory word!

(Zhi N is an internationally recognized term of discrimination. At the request of the Allies, Japan, the defeated country, is no longer allowed to use this word. There is an official notice. Some people confuse right and wrong and think that this word is not discriminatory and that the Chinese people are too sensitive. We media suggest Check carefully.)

"It seems I can't let go." Su Zhe smiled, showing his big white teeth, "I was embarrassed to be cruel to you when you were on the other side."

Lin Shaner was very excited:

"No, Oppa, you must show all your strength. Don't let these shameless people win!"

Su Zhe realized what it meant to have his elbow turned outward.

Lin Shaner even said quietly:

"Don't worry, Oppa, I will be a good undercover agent. If they dare to play dirty tricks, I will tell you in advance!"

"..."

Lin Shan'er, are you working too hard?

Undercover agents are not even protected by the Geneva Convention!

Su Zhe couldn't help but laugh:

"Okay, by the way, I wrote a Japanese album. Help me sing a song, "Fire the Fireworks"."

This song is a duet song by Kenshi Yonezu and Daoko. Su Zhe simply asked Lin Shan'er to help her become famous.

Fortunately, she also has fans in Japan and can help Su Zhe boost album sales, a win-win situation.

But when Lin Shaner heard that Su Zhe had written a Japanese album, she immediately said coquettishly:

"Oppa, you speak Korean so well, why don't you write Korean songs? You should also release a Korean album. I will definitely help you promote it!"

Su Zhe looked helpless.

Most of the Korean songs in his memory are from girl groups.

After all, as a normal man, didn't he just listen to Korean songs while watching the girl group dance just to see his long legs?

As a man with normal development, he can't listen to EXO's songs, right?

"Trouble-maker" is a duet song between men and women, with seductive dance moves. It is one of the rare Korean songs he has ever heard that involves a man. ,

But he had taken it out a long time ago, and it was already his last inventory.

etc!

Su Zhe suddenly remembered a song——

Ko Ko's "Spark"!

Thinking of this song, he couldn't help but take the cement and go to the village entrance to gather.

This is a killer song, an exclusive BGM for country dance, and its status is comparable to the "most dazzling national style" in the square dance world.

Forget it, in order to save cement for the country, Su Zhe decided to seal this song deep in his memory and not show it out.

"I don't have any good ideas right now. I need inspiration to write songs. When I find inspiration, maybe I can write an album in one day?"

Su Zhe fooled her casually, but Lin Shaner believed it.

After all, except for Su Zhe, others really need inspiration and accumulation to write songs.

She encouraged Su Zhe:

"I believe Oppa! If you pursue quality so much, you will definitely be able to write the best songs and convince these musicians who still don't recognize your talent. Heart! Be convinced! Orally! Be convinced!"

Su Zhe really doesn't have that much time to convince everyone, and the market in Bangkok is not big enough for him to specialize in.

On the contrary, they are working hard to develop outward, expand the living space of H-POP, and expand their influence, which is quite admirable.

That’s why Su Zhe co-produced “My Love from the Star” and used their expanded channels and influence to promote himself.

But he certainly won’t release a Korean album, but he can give those girl group songs to Lin Shaner, and then he calmly replied:

“Don’t worry, I’ll study the long legs first… I mean, the essence of H-POP (Korean pop music).”

The essence is long legs, he was right.

However, Su Zhe gradually discovered the essence of J-POP (Japanese pop music) while recording songs -

Sorrow.

He considered all aspects and selected 12 songs, which actually have almost the same emotional color, that is, to find positive power in sorrow -

The world is cruel, you don’t love me, you can’t be the first, you fail, you want to die, you die... But I still love you, still face it positively, and still be the only one.

Whether the music is melodious or passionate, the lyrics are all in this tone.

"Is this the legendary national character of Japan - mono no aware?"

Su Zhe did not study it in depth. After recording the song, he asked Lin Shan'er to complete the chorus, and then handed it to Yan Xiling, asking her to contact for publicity and distribution.

When the album is completely completed, Su Zhe will go to Japan for the third time.

This time, he is not for victory, but for -

conquer!

Let the Japanese fans see the "musical talent" of the Chinese superstar!

At this time, Su Zhe came up with the name of the Japanese album - "Conquer (平らげる)".

He thought it was great, but Yan Xiling refused to agree:

"Su Zhe, such a good song, you are just going to enjoy it, not sell it to the Japanese market?"

This is too arrogant!

Su Zhe was helpless and had to think of a new name, but before that, he had to deal with the problem of "Hanzawa Naoki".

During the month he was traveling, the preparation of this TV series encountered problems -

No TV station was willing to cooperate with Su Zhe!

Although after "Unnatural Death", they trusted Su Zhe's screenwriting ability and invited him to continue writing new scripts and cooperating with them for filming.

But after the broadcast of "National Glory·China and Japan", the Japanese audience's rejection of Su Zhe became more and more serious, and they did not dare to go against the will of the people and easily cooperate with Su Zhe.

What if Su Zhe's haters shouted "Heaven punishes the traitor" and killed him with the artifact·Prime Minister, how unfair it would be!

So they kept waiting and watching, unless Su Zhe's Japanese album could achieve good results and prove that he already had a huge number of fans in Japan, they would be willing to make a move.

But the TV station was not optimistic about this:

"Now the people hate him so much, let alone buying his album, even if he gave it away for free, I'm afraid no one would want it."

"Let alone hate him, even if they don't have any feelings for him, can his Japanese album be successful? It's just a dream, do you think Japan is as poor as China's music market?"

"China relies entirely on buying our music, does it have qualified musicians? Su Zhe can't succeed in the Japanese music market!"

"The success of "Lemon" cannot be replicated, this song just got the light of "Unnatural Death"."

As the TV station expected, Su Zhe's album has not even been released yet, just started to warm up, and Twitter exploded:

[Definitely don't buy Su Zhe's Japanese album! ]

[If this crappy album sells 100,000 copies, Japan will have no hope at all! Everyone should commit seppuku collectively! ]

[Boycott Su Zhe! ]