The police of Hong Kong comprehensive world
Chapter 790: Real Kung Fu
Yuan Haoyun often stays up late these days and is under great pressure from work.
There was indeed some disharmony with Cheng Silin when sleeping.
But he didn't admit that it was because of his own inadequacies, he was just in a bad state.
The lame Hua was not angry, but muttered: "Young man, don't hide your illness and avoid medical treatment. In fact, I know a little bit about Chinese medicine. You need to be cured as soon as possible. I have a secret recipe in my hand that can strengthen the foundation and strengthen the body.
I have a fate with you two today, so I will sell it to you for eight hundred and eighty-eight dollars."
He wanted to continue talking, but when he saw Yuan Haoyun's face getting worse and worse, he finally just took out a bottle of Dida wine.
"This is my secret drink. It's thirty-eight yuan. I'll give you the change. You can give me forty."
"God damn it, I wiped it out"
Chen Jiaju was speechless. He slammed the Asan Divine Oil on the counter: "Refund the money."
"snort--"
Lame Hua glanced at Chen Jiaju, and then pulled out a sign with eight big characters written on it: Money and goods are due, no refund or exchange!
Then he suddenly smiled with a smile on his face: "Even if you don't need it now, you can still prepare it. There will always be times when people are unable to do what they want.
Besides, prices are rising every day now. If you keep it for ten or eight years now, it will appreciate in value by then. "
Chen Jiaju was suddenly moved by what the other party said about his inability to do what he wanted. He specifically picked up the sacred oil and took a look at it.
Then he slammed the thing on the counter angrily.
"How can it be stored for ten or eight years? This is an expired product. The shelf life is only one year, but the production date is the year before last."
He was so angry, this kind of thing was very private.
If he hadn't been careful and used this expired product, he would have been in trouble if he was affected.
"Ah, is it expired? Let me take a look."
When Lame Hua heard what Chen Jiaju said, his face was a little confused. He took a bottle of divine oil and took a look at it, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hey, don't worry. This thing is the same as wine. The longer it is kept, the better the effect will be."
“As for the shelf life issue, you don’t have to worry, it’s the shelf life of the bottle, not the shelf life of the contents.
wait"
Lame Hua looked serious, and for a moment Chen Jiaju was not sure whether what the other party said was true or false.
While he was talking, he picked up a pen from the counter and added a vertical line to the "1" printed on the bottle with a shelf life of "one year".
But after thinking about it, he seemed to feel uneasy, and deliberately added the word "hundred" a little bit behind the newly written "ten".
In this way, the shelf life becomes "100 years".
"Do you think we are fucking idiots? How can the shelf life be written like this?"
Chen Jiaju suddenly felt that Lame Hua's style was a bit familiar.
"Oh, what can't be written about this? Tell me, who wrote the previous shelf life?"
Lame Hua didn't think there was anything wrong with his approach, but instead started asking Chen Jiaju.
"It should be the manufacturer that produces bottles."
Chen Jiaju couldn't understand Lame Hua's thoughts, so he had to tell the truth.
"Yes, the bottle manufacturer marks the shelf life of the bottles it produces. The medicine inside is secretly produced by me. Is there anything wrong with me writing the shelf life?"
"Is there really no problem?"
Chen Jiaju scratched his head. He didn't go to school much, so he really didn't know if there was a problem.
"It seems like this, whoever produces it writes the shelf life."
Yuan Haoyun didn't study much either. Chen Jiaju asked the wrong person.
"Aren't you Uncle Da?"
Suddenly, a head emerged between Chen Jiaju and Yuan Haoyun.
"Ghost!"
The lame Hua, who was standing in the grocery store, was startled by the head that suddenly emerged. Then he yelled, picked up a rolling pin and knocked it down hard.
Bang——
Zhou Xingxing was hit hard on the head, but he did not faint.
"Why do you hit someone?"
Chen Jiaju grabbed the opponent's rolling pin and looked at Zhou Xingxing worriedly.
"Sure enough it's not, it scared me to death."
Zhou Xingxing was hit with a rolling pin, but he didn't care. On the contrary, he was very happy when he confirmed Lame Hua's identity.
It turned out that this guy had been silent before because the moment he saw Lame Hua, he thought he had met Cao Dahua.
His relationship with Cao Dahua was a bit bad during this period.
I am afraid that the other party will report me if they find out that I am messing around outside.
So when Chen Jiaju was buying medicine just now, he hid on purpose.
Otherwise, when Lame Hua saw his appearance, he would have immediately known that the other party was here to buy drinks.
"I heard that you are good at kung fu?"
Zhou Xingxing looked at Lame Hua very hesitantly, and then thought for a long time before asking.
When Lame Hua heard Zhou Xingxing's words, his eyes suddenly lit up, his pupils widened to their maximum size, and then he raised his head and raised his chest, acting like he was an expert in the world.
"I have always been indifferent to fame and fortune, and I have been living in seclusion for many years. Where did you find out about my story?"
"He knows real kung fu?"
Chen Jiaju and Yuan Haoyun were so shocked that their jaws dropped.
However, the two of them took a closer look at each other and found that there was indeed a story written on each other's face.
"Don't you have a signboard here, and you know how to write it?"
Zhou Xingxing picked up a plaque from the side and placed it in front of Lame Hua.
"Forehead--"
Lame Hua rolled his eyes and touched his beer belly.
"Now that you know it, I can no longer hide my identity."
"Yes, I have practiced kung fu."
When——
As Lame Hua spoke, the wall of the grocery store suddenly collapsed, revealing the room inside.
Hua Hua Hua——
The lights came on, and the radio nearby also played the soundtrack in time.
Lame Hua limped to a wall with the words "Ancient Chinese Boxing" printed on it and introduced it.
“I am the master of ancient Chinese boxing.
You can call me [Devil Muscular Man].
Bruce Lee and I are brothers, and I taught Jackie Chan and their martial arts.
But I have always been indifferent to fame and fortune, so I just lived in this grocery store.
Look, these are pictures of me, Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. "
If you don't count his limp, these words sound really impressive.
"Hey, I've never heard of Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan."
Zhou Xingxing looked up and down at Lame Hua. He was so fat and had the nerve to be called a devil muscleman, so Zhou Xingxing could also be called the most handsome man in the world.
After all, a man with crazy muscles can have no muscles, so he doesn't need to care whether he is handsome or not.
"Hey, Jiaju, why do I think this guy named Jackie Chan looks similar to you?"
Yuan Haoyun's attention was on the photo taken out by Lame Hua.
That guy named Jackie Chan really looks like Chen Jiaju.
"His nose is not as big as mine."
Chen Jiaju also stepped forward to take a closer look and finally made an evaluation.
Well, when he said this, he actually felt a little guilty.
"Your legs are lame, can you still fight?"
Among the three, Chen Jiaju is the most pragmatic. Originally, he did not believe in the so-called ancient Chinese boxing techniques.
But just now Zhang made a set of Wing Chun, which was not only very effective, but also really handsome.
Chen Jiaju fought by himself, jumping up and down. Although the effect was good, his appearance was really hard to describe.
So he was a little excited at this time.
Pinzi can learn it, why can’t I learn it myself?
Chen Jiaju almost laughed out loud when he thought about the handsome fighting style he had learned.
Forehead--
Yuan Haoyun, Zhou Xingxing and Lame Hua looked at Chen Jiaju, who was laughing so hard, as if they were fools, wondering what happened to him suddenly.
Chen Jiaju was watched for a long time by several people, and suddenly he realized that he didn't almost laugh out loud, but actually laughed out loud.
On the street, he lowered his head in embarrassment and said nothing.
"Watch it!"
Bang——
Seeing that the three people's attention was no longer on his side, Lame Hua slapped a table in the grocery store and quietly took away a corner of the table.
Crash--
Then, the table fell apart.
"Wow - is this qigong?"
Zhou Xingxing had the biggest reaction. He had learned systematic military and police fighting skills in the Flying Tigers, so he knew little about martial arts.
Lame Hua was overjoyed. He liked people like Zhou Xingxing who knew little about it the most.
At this time, he nodded reservedly, but did not answer directly.
"Do you accept a disciple?"
Chen Jiaju couldn't help but ask.
His fighting skills are all self-taught, and he naturally hopes to have a master to teach him systematically.
"I don't accept disciples easily."
Lame Hua still didn't agree easily.
"Let's go, he must be a liar. Besides, no matter how good you are in martial arts, can you stop a bullet?"
Among the three, Yuan Haoyun lacks interest. He does not have the perseverance to learn martial arts.
After hearing Yuan Haoyun's words, Chen Jiaju and Zhou Xingxing, who were a little impatient, immediately calmed down.
"It's true that kung fu can't stop bullets, but at least it won't make you so bruised and bruised next time."
"And have you ever heard the saying: Where there is skill, there is no coward!"
Lame Hua glared at Yuan Haoyun who almost ruined his good deeds, and then continued to fool the three of them.
"Excuse me, if we learn kung fu from you, how much will it cost?"
Zhou Xingxing suddenly transformed into the best supporter, which almost made Lame Hua almost laugh out loud.
But this guy's acting skills are really good. He suppressed his smile and raised his head to look like a master.
"Oh, I've already told you, I'm indifferent to fame and wealth, and I don't have much interest in things like money."
"They don't want any money anymore, let's leave quickly."
Yuan Haoyun also wanted to find out the details of Marydonna, so naturally he didn't want to delay on this matter.
But Zhou Xingxing refused to leave, so he grabbed the lame Hua and said, "What are the conditions for teaching us martial arts?"
This guy's life in the police station is getting more and more difficult, and now he suddenly meets a reclusive expert, so he naturally wants to change his way of life.
"It's too vulgar to talk about money. We usually talk about fate."
When Lame Hua saw a good thing and was almost destroyed by Yuan Haoyun, he suddenly became disapproving.
"Then we must be destined, otherwise how could we meet you."
When Zhou Xingxing heard about Yuan Yuan, he became even more excited. He felt that this was his chance to become a successful person.
Why Zhang Pin is so famous is not because his shooting skills are so good that he kills criminals with fear.
If he, Zhou Xingxing, had a more powerful ability, he might be the second highest ranked Zhang.
Phew, Zhou Xingxing is number one.
Zhou Xingxing has never been weaker than others in his life.
"One thousand dollars per person!"
Lame Hua's next words instantly knocked Zhou Xingxing into dust.
"I'm back. Wash your hands and eat right away."
When Zhang Pin and Janet returned to Amin's house, the other party had already prepared dinner and was waiting for them.
"Cousin, have you solved your problem?"
Amin stepped forward and took the initiative to help Zhang Pin undress. When she smelled the perfume on the other person's suit, she asked Janet calmly.
"It should be solved, thank you, Apin."
Janet didn't notice anything strange about her cousin, and her eyes when looking at Zhang Pin were still watery.
Women always hope to meet a hero who can protect them.
Janet had not experienced this feeling from Gao Jin before.
The other party is a con man, except that he is relatively rich in money.
It can be said that they have no fixed residence and have been wandering around for many years.
I live a cautious life on weekdays, even when I go shopping, I have to be careful.
There is no way, as a top con man, Gao Jin naturally disdains to earn the poor man's three melons and two dates.
The targets he targets are all wealthy people. In addition to being rich and rich, these people also have a lot of energy.
After taking money from the other party, Gao Jin naturally had to be careful and cautious in order not to be retaliated against.
After finally returning to Hong Kong Island two years ago, Janet got in touch with her cousin again.
As a result, through some strange combination of circumstances, Amin was able to live a peaceful life for two years.
Janet is obviously very satisfied with this kind of life where she can settle down in one place and have relatives to contact.
Unfortunately, Gao Jin persisted in his stubbornness and finally hit the wall this time.
Janet's peaceful life was broken by the way, but as a woman, she couldn't think of any other way.
In the end, she could only turn to Zhang Pin, the most energetic person among the people she knew around her.
There is a price to be paid for asking for help. After much deliberation, Janet finally pledged herself to Zhang Pin.
Although she got Zhang Pinhui's promise to save Gao Jin's life, she had other troubles besides that.
The first is the villa she lives in on Hong Kong Island, which originally belonged to a friend of Gao Jin.
When nothing happened to Gao Jin, the other party didn't say anything for the sake of the God of Gamblers.
But as soon as something happened to Gao Jin, Janet realized that the other party had some evil intentions.
In order to avoid danger, she had no choice but to move in with Amin.
In addition, without Gao Jin’s financial support, Janet is already in a stage of sitting on nothing.
She usually spends a lot of money.
Gao Jin was not a fool. On the contrary, as a gambler, it was not easy for him to get money, so he naturally could not give Janet too much.
If Janet has enough money, she will live a homeless life with him in the future.
So for the sake of her future life, Janet chose to be a yoga instructor at the Global Elite Sports Center.
By the time she started working on her own, trouble would naturally follow.
A beautiful woman like her is naturally coveted by many people.
Especially the leader of the judo club, Black Bear, harassed her every day.
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