The Pentium Era - South to North
Chapter 1921 Get down (Thank you Zeng Ji!)
Andy Lau's home is very large, a three-story European-style bungalow with a large yard in front of the door. There is a big locust tree in the yard, the yard wall is very high, and the yard door is a stainless steel gate. It can be seen that , this should be a well-off family, but in this village, there are basically houses like this, but the shapes of the houses are different.
Liu Dehua directed the driver to drive the car into the courtyard and stop. When their car drove into the courtyard gate, there were more than a dozen people. Those who were sitting in the courtyard chatting all stood up, and those inside the house also After walking out, when their car stopped, more than a dozen people gathered around them.
Zhang Xiangbei and Xiao Wu got off the car, and Liu Dehua introduced them one by one. Among these dozen people, there were Liu Dehua's grandfather and grandmother, father and mother, as well as his sister who is in high school and his sister who is already married. She came back to help today. There are three other people, the director and accountant of their cooperative, and one is the village party secretary.
Zhang Xiangbei and Xiao Wu shook hands and said hello to them one by one.
After the crowd dispersed, Zhang Xiangbei and Xiao Wu were startled. They saw a large round table in the yard, with a one-meter-long pig lying on the table. They had seen this pig before, and it was called "Dong Guo Quan". "Pig", the two stainless steel basins next to the pigs contained pig offal braised with the pigs. There was also a large plate of cucumbers, a large plate of salted edamame, and half a basin of Laohekou white clams on the table.
It seems that there is going to be a "Dongguo Whole Pig" banquet today.
Not far from the table, there was a white freezer with the power strip connected to it and working. When Zhang Xiangbei passed by, he found that the freezer inside was filled with Laoshan beer.
Andy Lau's father invited everyone to sit down. His mother and sister helped arrange the dishes and chopsticks, and also put cans of beer on the table. Two cans were placed at each seat.
Zhang Xiangbei told them, aunt and sister, let’s eat together.
They turned their heads and smiled at him, then walked away after finishing their work and never appeared again. Liu Dehua whispered to Zhang Xiangbei that according to our custom here, women are generally not allowed to serve at the table. Zhang Xiangbei understood.
Although it was still early before dark, a hundred-watt light bulb was already on above the table, looking a little lonely in the blue sky.
Everyone sat down, and Andy Lau's father said, come on, one of us will go first.
There were two bowls in front of everyone, one big and one small. The big one was used to hold beer, and the small one was used to hold vegetables. Everyone opened the cans and poured the beer into the bowl, no more, no less, 500 ml. A can of beer poured out into a bowl.
Only Xiao Wu was sitting there without moving. Even the driver who drove them had already poured a big bowl. Everyone else looked at Xiao Wu. Xiao Wu quickly said, "I don't know how to drink."
"That won't work. There is no man who doesn't know how to drink. One of them will leave." The village party secretary shouted, and the others should also agree. One of them would leave.
Xiao Wu looked at Liu Dehua, who smiled and said: "There is no way, Mr. Wu. When I get home, I am the youngest. I have no right to speak here."
The director and the accountant had already stood up. They walked behind Xiao Wu. The director wrapped his arms around Xiao Wu's arms. The accountant opened the can and poured the wine into a bowl. Although Xiao Wu could easily break away from the director, But on this occasion, you should not move too much. You can only smile bitterly when you see the bowl in front of you is full.
Zhang Xiangbei and Liu Dehua looked extremely happy, and Xiao Wu glared at them.
Liu Dehua said: "It's okay, Mr. Wu, beer is for sobering up."
Everyone raised their bowls and drank, but several pairs of eyes were fixed on Xiao Wu. He took a sip and was about to put the bowl down when several people immediately shouted, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." Xiao Wu could only take two more sips, but Without putting the bowl down and taking a breath, several people immediately started shouting again and rushed out, forcing Xiao Wu to finish the entire bowl of wine.
The wine went down and Xiao Wu's face turned red.
Liu Dehua's grandfather, who was sitting next to Xiao Wu, took the can of beer in front of him, opened it, and poured it into the empty bowl in front of Xiao Wu without saying anything. Grandpa poured the wine for him, and Xiao Wu said nothing but thank you. There is no other way.
After pouring, Grandpa took the jar in front of Xiao Wu and filled his own bowl.
Liu Dehua's father stood up and cut it with a knife. After a while, he finished splitting a pig's head. In the bowl in front of Zhang Xiangbei, there was most of a pig's ear, covering the whole small bowl. In his hand A piece of pig mandible with a row of teeth was also stuffed into it. It was said that the meat on this bone was very fragrant.
Zhang Xiangbei held the pig mandible in one hand, like he was holding a knife. He waved the knife and said to Xiao Wu, "Eat more meat, meat is the real hangover cure."
"It doesn't exist." The village party secretary waved his hand and said, "If you drink too much at noon, you will drink again in the evening to feel happy. When you feel happy after drinking, sleep and wake up tomorrow and nothing will happen."
Everyone said yes, yes, yes, and after that, Andy Lau's father picked up the bowl and shouted: "For this reason, one more person must leave."
Everyone drank the wine in the bowl one after another. Xiao Wu hesitated. The director and accountant were about to stand up again. Xiao Wu could only drink the wine. If he didn't drink it, they would probably pour it into him.
Liu Dehua stood up, took wine from the freezer, and placed two cans in front of him. When he walked to Xiao Wu, he saw that Xiao Wu's neck was already red. Liu Dehua looked at his father and director and said, Mr. Wu, he is really You don’t know how to drink, or should you reduce your intake?
Several people screamed, including the driver who sent them here.
Xiao Wu was a little angry, and he shouted: "Come on, Liu Dehua, it's just wine, what are you afraid of?"
Everyone clapped, and Liu Dehua put down two cans of Laoshan beer in front of Xiao Wu. This time, no one else needed to persuade him, Xiao Wu opened the cans himself, filled up the wine, and everyone applauded again.
After everyone drank four cans of wine, Liu Dehua sent out wine again. When he sent it to Xiao Wu, he saw Xiao Wu sitting there, already a little shaken. Liu Dehua said to Xiao Wu:
"President Wu, can I get you a Coke?"
Xiao Wu chuckled: "No, give me wine, wine, wine, isn't it just wine, I want wine..."
With that said, he slipped under the table. Zhang Xiangbei quickly stood up and walked over to help him up with Liu Dehua.
Liu Dehua's father turned around and shouted. His mother stretched out her head and saw that someone was drunk. She shrank her head back. The person who came out again was Liu Dehua's sister. She took out a deck chair and set it up in the yard. Zhang Xiang Bei and Liu Dehua carried Xiao Wu over and asked him to lie down on the recliner.
The two people returned to the wine table, and the director asked: "Mr. Wu really doesn't know how to drink?"
Zhang Xiangbei said: "I really don't know how to drink. I have never seen him drink so much."
"That's good. Mr. Wu is a cheerful and good person."
The village party secretary said, Zhang Xiangbei was secretly amused. It turned out that the person you killed was a good person. It seems that I am going to be a bad person today.
Xiao Wu was lying there, and they continued to eat and drink here. Everyone respected Zhang Xiangbei one by one, and Zhang Xiangbei responded to them one by one. Each time, the bowl was empty. Zhang Xiangbei looked at it and felt that In this case, he would be at a disadvantage against several of them, so he immediately pulled Liu Dehua into his team and asked him to respect them on behalf of the company, along with his grandfather and father.
While drinking, everyone exaggerated about Xiang Bei, saying that he has a good drinking capacity. I have never seen a Zhejiang person with such a good drinking capacity. I drank this wine very happily today.
As soon as this round of fighting stopped, the driver jumped up and automatically joined Zhang Xiangbei's team. He picked up the bowl, representing their cooperative, and offered a bowl to the cooperative here. The people here were happy to accept it, but only the director raised it. Bowl, Liu Dehua’s father said, the director represents our cooperative, you and the director go.
The driver and director left. Liu Dehua's father said that the director was still under the leadership of the secretary. If the director left, the secretary would leave.
The driver and the village party secretary left, then the accountant, then grandpa and dad.
After finishing the bowl, it was disrespectful to come and go, and the people here responded to the driver one by one, and took away three more cans. The driver couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to stop the fight. How could the people here let him go.
The driver said: "I will drive them back to the city later."
The village party secretary waved his hand and said, "If you don't want it delivered, I will arrange for someone to deliver it."
"Then I have to go home later."
"Come on, come on." The director waved and said, "Tell me your home address. Just lie down and I'll have someone take you back later."
The driver told the director the address and suddenly became bolder. He picked up the bowl and said to Zhang Xiangbei: "Mr. Zhang, I'll give you a bowl."
Zhang Xiangbei picked up the bowl and touched it with him.
Night had fallen. Zhang Xiangbei looked up again at this time. The hundred-watt light bulb was no longer lonely, but felt a little lively. It was probably also affected by these drinking people. It was shaking its head in the breeze.
Several people started to draw fists. Zhang Xiangbei didn't know how to do it. After watching for a while, Liu Dehua taught him. Zhang Xiangbei learned it immediately and knew the tricks. He joined the battle and actually won more. Losing less, soon, the wine table turned into Zhang Xiangbei alone, fighting their carousel. Even so, he did not drink more wine.
The driver was dying and was lying on the table. Andy Lau's father turned around and shouted. This time, Andy Lau's sister came out with a recliner and propped it up next to Xiao Wu. Liu Dehua and the director took the driver to the table. Put it down.
Then came Andy Lau's grandfather. He announced that he had drunk too much and quit the battle. He also called into the house. Andy Lau's sister came out with a recliner. His grandfather stood up and walked over, lying down side by side with Xiao Wu and the driver. Down.
Zhang Xiangbei looked overjoyed. He didn't know how many deck chairs there were in Liu Dehua's house. In the end, everyone would have to lie down there before the drinking party was over.
After drinking so much beer, more and more people had to stand up to urinate, and the frequency became more and more frequent. Everyone was too lazy to go to the bathroom. They stumbled under the locust tree, took out the dick and started shooting randomly. Fortunately, this locust tree The tree is big enough, otherwise it will be drunk even if it is not watered to death.
Zhang Xiangbei also stood up, but he had only done it in the wilderness while driving on national highways in the United States. This place was semi-indoor, and there were so many people. He just couldn't do it.
Zhang Xiangbei stood there hesitantly. Liu Dehua knew this and stood up and said, "I'll take you there, Mr. Zhang."
Liu Dehua took Zhang Xiangbei to his room on the first floor and turned on the lights. Zhang Xiangbei walked into the bathroom and had a refreshing drink.
When he came out, he shook the water in his hand and felt that he could drink again. Zhang Xiangbei asked Liu Dehua: "How are you?"
"I'm fine, how about you?"
Zhang Xiangbei said I'm fine, let's go and knock them all down.
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