The Pentium Era - South to North

Xiangnan clicked on the application to join the group and was quickly approved. However, as soon as she entered, what she saw was not a greeting with flowers, but a lot of people saying:

"Here comes another cat."

"Fuck, whoever brought this in seems like a weakling."

"Can you bring in some more durable ones to torture me?"

"Sing, sing, sing quickly!" someone @said to the south.

Xiang Nan asked curiously: "What song are you singing?"

"Are you blind? Haven't you read the group rules?"

Someone immediately cursed, and Xiangnan remembered. She had glanced at the group rules earlier, and it seemed that to join the group, she had to sing a cappella in thirty seconds, or introduce herself in sixty seconds. Xiangnan was embarrassed:

"Sing? But I'm in the office..."

"Is the office weird? Can't you sing in the office?"

"That's right, I happened to be on the Xinwen Network last time and sang it on the spot."

"Yes, I was having dinner with Jay Chou that time, and I sang right away. Jay Chou was stunned."

"Go away, I told you that you are a weakling. This is not the place you came from. You are in the wrong place."

"Fuck you!" Xiang Nan cursed in his mind and thought angrily, you asked me to get out, but I still refused. Isn't it just singing? I'm afraid of you when I sing?

Xiang Nan sang a few lines into his mobile phone: "I don't know if you also like balloons/the kind that are often given out on the roadside/I make an appointment with you/to raise a clingy kitten/and a big, gentle one The dog..."

"Hey, that's good. I can also sing Zhang Xuan's "Children's Song", and my voice is not bad."

Someone in the group immediately said something, and Xiang Nan was shocked. Zhang Xuan was not a popular singer, so he didn't expect anyone here to know about it. It seemed that the people in this group were a little different.

"Go out, don't you understand the singing?" someone shouted.

Xiang Nan argued, "I've already sung it."

"You are blind. You sang a cappella for thirty seconds. How many seconds did you sing?" The person who kept calling her out, named "Stapler's Dad", asked her "Stapler's Dad".

Xiang Nan looked at the recording he had just made. It was only twenty-eight seconds long. Xiang Nan said:

"It's only two seconds away..."

"The Stapler's Dad" came out with a roaring expression: "Not even a second away!!! I'll give you one more chance to sing again, but I won't do it."

"You re-singed the shit and kicked it right away. The sound sounds like a sissy." A person named "Little Fairy" said.

Xiang Nan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I am originally a woman."

"A woman is amazing, isn't she? I'm a woman too, how about being a woman?" the little goblin asked.

Isn't this nonsense? Before Xiang Nan could get angry, "The Stapler's Dad" said, "The countdown begins, thirty, twenty-nine... I haven't sang for thirty seconds, so I kicked it."

"Okay, I'll sing, I'll sing right away."

Xiang Nan had no choice but to sing quickly:

"There is a high moon in the center of the town/There are good families in the village/There are birds singing on the ancient hills/The fragrance of Chinese food/In my distant childhood, my parents were heaven/The slope is long three miles away/The black hair is Eternal hometown/Tell the story slowly/Think slowly~Think slowly~Think slowly~/Think slowly~Think slowly~Think slowly~/Shake and shake, shake to Grandma Bridge..."

After singing this for fifty-two seconds, the "stapler dad" said, "That's it. I've passed it here and I'll leave it to you."

The "little fairy" came up immediately: "Are you a beauty? There are all perverts here, open your mind, will you? If you are not a beauty, please leave. If you are not a coquettish one, please leave. If you are tall and fair, please leave." Do you have a convertible? If you don’t have a convertible, you won’t be here for a long time. Losers are not welcome here.”

Xiang Nan said: "It's just average, with average appearance and average height. I also have a convertible, but it's just two wheels with a chain. How does it compare to yours?"

"Compared with me? Humph, I don't even like convertibles. Only ugly guys like you think convertibles are great. When I go out, I always drive an aircraft carrier." said the "little goblin".

"Is it made in Yiwu? Is the deck made of plywood? Does the engine burn soybean oil?" Xiang Nan asked.

"hhhhhhhh~~" "I" laughed so hard that there were typos on purpose.

In an instant, the group became lively, and Xiang Nan was dazzled.

"Little Fatty" said: "The one with sharp teeth must have big buck teeth. The yellow stain on his teeth is three feet thick. Can a jeep be driven through the gaps between his teeth?"

The "little goblin" said: "You still show off your wealth to me, and I breathe a sigh of relief, which is enough for your whole family to survive the whole winter."

"Director" said: "Did you pass that song? It sounded like a sheep having an epilepsy attack."

"Curly" said: "What's more, I vomited up the little breakfast I had left."

"Little Guaiguai" said: "Damn it, don't spit on me. I'm already disgusted by this ugly monster."

So many people came towards Xiang Nan, but Xiang Nan laughed and cursed:

"Have you done enough pretending? Do you think you are special just like this? Don't be mean. In my opinion, it's all childish."

"Little Goblin" said: "Then get out of here."

"No, it's so fun to watch your performances. Why don't I want to watch the fun for free? I can't bear to leave." Xiang Nan sent a laughing emoji.

"Just like these people who carry fashionable goods, still think they are interesting souls, think they are weird? Come up and tie them up, come together, I am not afraid, is there anyone who knows how to curse? Come out, come on, let's talk to each other Hurt, who is afraid of whom!" Xiang Nan continued.

"Three Fives" laughed: "Are you anxious? Or are you crazy? The exclamation marks are all out."

Xiang Nan snorted: "Are you in a hurry? You think too highly of yourself. You don't deserve it at all. Okay, I'm hungry. I'm going to eat. If you keep barking, I'll bring you dog food later."

Xiang Nan actually felt a little angry. He didn't expect to meet such a group of people as soon as he entered. What kind of people are they? He thought that being unreasonable and abusive was weird. Swearing was such a low-level human function. Who wouldn't? What's so weird?

Xiang Nan stood up and walked out to eat without even taking his cell phone.

After eating, she returned to the office and sat down at her desk. Xiang Nan thought she should have been kicked out of the group. She turned on her phone and looked, but there was no one there. And just when she went out to eat, there was actually someone in the group. There were more than 500 comments, which is amazing.

Xiang Nan turned forward curiously, and she found that everyone spoke normally, even the "little goblin". They were discussing the American TV series "Breaking Bad" and "True Detective", and they also discussed whether homosexuality was a good thing. Regarding the need for legalization, there was also a chemical formula that said this was the composition of methamphetamine, but Xiang Nan didn't understand it.

However, judging from the content of their discussion, it was all normal, and there were many insightful remarks in it.

Xiang Nan also saw a person named "Cat" appear. He didn't say much. He just asked which season of "Breaking Bad" was the best? Someone told her that she should start watching it from the first season. She said "Oh" and said I should watch it in the afternoon.

Then there was no movement. However, Xiang Nan knew what it meant when someone said "there's another cat" when she came in before her. It turned out that there was already a cat here.

At this time, a newcomer came in, and a lot of people came out to ask her to sing. After the newcomer felt coy for a while, she sang anyway. What followed was the same as what Xiang Nan had experienced, countless people ridiculed her, and the newcomer couldn't be more popular. , cursed "Fuck you!" and left the group. The people in the group were so happy that they were all laughing.

Only then did Xiang Nan realize that this was their way of hospitality. They took pleasure in this, reminding others that "this is not a group that everyone can join." That's what it meant. It was quite boring, Xiang Nan thought.

"Director" asked in the group: "Where is the old cat? He hasn't come back from dinner yet?"

"Probably not, she is still stronger, I like her." "Little Fairy" said.

"I like it too, don't compete with me." Someone named "Sisi" said, "I like the songs she sings and her voice is nice."

Xiang Nan looked at it and then realized that they were talking about themselves. They had separated themselves from the other cat and called her "Old Cat". It seemed that they had accepted her and she had passed the test.

Xiangnan didn't want to say anything and pretended not to notice. She turned off Momo and left them alone to talk. She closed her eyes and wanted to take a nap first.

In the afternoon, Xu Jianmei came to Xiangnan to report on the work of Yongcheng Central Hotel.

After the report, Xu Jianmei and Xiang Nan said that the bar in the sky garden of their hotel felt too small and should be expanded. During this year's World Cup and Drama Festival, the place could not be crowded. They moved the projections outside to the open air. They thought It was temporary, but as a result, even after the theater festival passed, there were still many guests.

The bar was made of glass. If it were to be expanded, part of the surrounding garden would have to be removed. Xiangnan called Zhang Chen. Zhang Chen agreed that he would come over next week to see how it should be changed.

After talking to Xu Jianmei, it was almost four o'clock. Only then did Xiang Nan remember the "Qi Pa Control" group. She picked up her phone, opened Momo, and saw more than 900 new messages. It seemed that the people in this group People are all talkative.

Chatterbox is good, Xiang Nan felt secretly happy. Chatterbox can provide her with more topics and materials.

Clicking south to open the square box, you find that the group leader "Zhe" is @her, and he asks her: "Will you come to the group gathering the day after tomorrow, old cat?"

Say yes to the south.

"Time and place, you can check the group announcement later." "Zhe" said.

Xiang Nan still agreed.

"By the way, let me tell you, our group gathering is different from other groups." "Zhe" continued.

"What's the difference?" Xiang Nan asked.

"Genders are equal here. There is no exemption for men and women. All expenses are shared equally. It should be less than 200."

Xiang Nan said yes, no problem.

"Little Fatty, Little Fatty, Little Fatty ran away last time and was not punished." "Director" shouted.

"Zhe" @immediately hit Xiaopang, and Xiaopang came out and said: "Okay, okay, I accept the punishment, and I'll treat you this time."

"Zhe" @called Xiang Nan again and said to her: "Old cat, did you see that I agreed to come to participate? If you don't come, you will be punished. You will be the one to treat me next time."

"Don't worry, I won't give you this chance." Xiang Nan said.

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