Chapter 1126 Hee Hee Wit As Me

  The soldier walked a few steps forward, saw the warmth "peeing" and smelled a nasty smell at the same time, and said disgustedly: "You slacker, pee by the camp, won't you go far?"

  He thought it was his companion who was sleeping in the camp and got up in the middle of the night to pee.

   "I can't help it, people have three urgency." Warm replied vaguely with Dongling's accent, and at the same time covered his abdomen with one hand.

  Warm Because she had been on a mission to Dongling for a while, she deliberately learned a few words in Tangling, and she had heard Dongling soldiers say Kaida, and she also asked Nalan Jinnian what it meant.

   "Oh, my stomach hurts a bit, I seem to want to expand."

  Warm hands covering her abdomen, quietly squeezing something hidden in her belt, and a fart sound was heard very cooperatively.

   "It's stinking, what do you guys eat and drink every day, why is it so stinky! Don't be here, go away! Smoke the general, you wait for death!"

  Said he hurriedly walked away!

  What kind of fart is this?

stinky!

  At this moment, a group of patrolling soldiers happened to pass by. After looking at the two of them, they withdrew their gazes and continued to move forward, their pace was a little faster than before.

  It is normal for a partner to get up and urinate at night.

  Some soldiers solved it directly in the account.

  Men, there is so much attention.

   Warmly watched them walk away, and let out a sigh of relief: Hee hee. As witty as I am!

  Warmly plug the bottle mouth, put it back into your arms, then lower your head openly, hold your belly to "open it up"!

  Warmly lowered his head and walked forward, squeezed his waist again, and made a "puff" fart sound.

  A soldier on the night watch over the granary just heard the movement and took a look, so he knew that the warmth was going to expand. When the warmth passed by, he did not care about her, but subconsciously covered his nose.

  I don’t know why, it seems that there is always a smell in the nose!

After    smelled, the soldier's eyelids sank and he fell asleep sitting there.

  Warmth knew that the two camps nearby were food.

  A patrol soldier has already patrolled this side just now, and they will not be here within half a quarter of an hour.

  Half a quarter of an hour, that’s enough!

Warmth pulled out a dagger from the boot, cut a hole in the tent, then took out a bottle, uncorked the bottle, and poured the oil in the bottle directly into the tent, then took out the fire fold, blew it, and plugged it. Went in.

   Then she clutched her belly and quickly ran towards the hut.

  General thatched huts are used to make huts, and the huts in the military camp are all set in the downwind direction. The southwest wind is blowing in the Tanglin Kingdom this season, so the huts are estimated to be located in the northeast.

  Just in time, she saw a thatched house there from a distance.

   Warmly lowered her head, clutched her abdomen and ran halfway, and saw the soldiers patrolling just now. Without stopping, she pointed to the hut, and said anxiously: "Open it! Open it!"

  And then made another "pop"!

  Someone in the patrolling team couldn't help covering his nose, and everyone ignored her.

  After all, who could think of a Nalan country person who would dare to run to meet their patrol team, and know where the hut is!

Warmth ran directly into the hut. She looked back and saw that the soldiers on patrol were no longer visible. She quickly got out of the hut, then overturned the wall, and ran out smoothly.

  Warm After completing the task, he returned directly to the previous position, changed back to a night clothes, and ran into the depths of the forest.

  There, Da Hui is guarding three horses.

  Da Hui saw Warmth back, and immediately ran to Warmth, wagging his tail.

   Warmly touched Dahui's head: "Thanks for your hard work!"

  Then she rode on Da Hui and took the three horses to the vicinity of the Tanglin Barracks for a while to escape.

  At this time, a noise can be heard in the Tanglin Barracks.

   Warmth came down from the big gray back, quickly climbed up a big tree, and looked at the situation inside.

  The warm fire has already burned half of the granary in Tanglin, and it is now blazing into the sky!

  And not only was the granary on fire, there were also several places on fire.

  Think it was Nalan Jinnian who set fire.

  The soldiers of Tanglin hurriedly fetched water to fight the fire.

  It happened that there was no camp on her side that caught fire, so there were no soldiers in this area, so it was convenient for Nalan Jinnian and the others to escape from this direction.

  In this chaos, Warmth saw three figures carrying a person on their backs, rushing towards her in a chasing army.

  Warmth quickly slid down from the tree, and then climbed to the wall. She stood on the wall and took out a few poisonous smoke bombs from her arms.

  When Nalan Jinnian and the three of them ran to the edge of the wall, they threw a few smoke bombs warmly and forcefully.

   Warmth blew a whistle, and the three horses ran over immediately.

  Nalan Jinnian and the three took advantage of this opportunity to quickly lead people over the wall.

  Warmth directly landed on Da Hui’s back. Nalan Jinnian and the three put three severely wounded soldiers on horsebacks, and then followed them on their horses, and then quickly left!

  At this time, the soldiers of Tanglin Kingdom ran out of the barracks with torches!

  "Let the arrows! Let go of the arrows! Shoot them to death!"

   "Chasing! Chase! Don't let them run away!"

  The cavalry has been dispatched immediately, chasing and warming their group.

  In the darkness, Da Hui rode warmly, leading Nalan Jinnian's three people, Da Hui did not directly run back to Nalan Kingdom, but headed for the direction of Southern Frontier Kingdom. A few dark shadows passed by in the forest!

  A group of Tanglin cavalry behind, holding torches, chased them from a long distance.

   just chased after him, and suddenly there was a tiger roar, and then two tigers ran out, blocking their way.

  When the two tigers saw them, they called out directly, and then rushed towards the soldiers of Dongling!

  The faces of the Donglin cavalry changed: "There are tigers! Retreat! Retreat!"

  The soldiers pulled their horses around and turned around.

  It’s just that the horses under their hips were frightened by the tiger. They raised their hooves in horror, spread their hooves, and ran!

  Some horses even threw the Tanglin soldiers on their horses to the ground!

  Two tigers chased them to bite, and the Tanglin soldiers could only take up swords to deal with the two tigers together.

  It’s just a tiger but the king of beasts, how easy it is to deal with!

  They have no time to take care of warming them.

  ~

  Wenwarm and others ran a distance. Warmth looked back and saw that no Dongling soldiers were chasing him. He was finally relieved.

  Liu Kai also glanced back: "There is no Tanglin chasing soldiers!"

   warmly replied: "Well, I was stopped by the tiger!"

   Then warmly touched Dahui's head: "Alright, Dahui, let's go back!"

  Da Hui immediately turned around and ran to the military camp of Nalan State.

  At dawn, the group finally returned to the barracks!

  (End of this chapter)

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