The Only Ending for the Evil Count Pig Is Destruction

83 – Scene 083# Maman

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“Of course, the plan is rejected.”

“then… As a plan B, if I run away with the Count in my arms… .”

“That’s a no-brainer too.”

“ah… ! Then, on the other hand, if the Count carries me in his arms!”

“I love you.”

“Eww… . Then maybe now… .”

Helga quickly felt intimidated.

He often goes out of his way, but basically he’s a nice guy.

If you give me a little tips, I’m sure you’ll be able to do well.

“Hello.”

“Yes… ?”

“You must know how to control your strength in everything.”

“Speaking of power control… ?”

“It’s about losing your strength. Before anyone gets hurt by your ignorant power.”

“What cruel words to such a weak girl… .”

“… … People will break easily even with your weak strength.”

It was the complete opposite of Bella’s escort knight, Blanche.

Blanche, who was an assassin, was cool and calm, but Helga, who was a wild warrior on the battlefield, had a reckless side that threw her in once.

If Blanche is a murder weapon, Helga is no different from a walking weapon.

It’s just amazing that such thin limbs have such power.

“But… . Count. It is forbidden to be careless. You never know when and where there will be people who are targeting the Count.”

“There is no one in this country with a liver big enough to attack me.”

I said, but there was actually one… .

The other day, I remembered how I almost lost my life to Blanche.

That was obviously my mistake.

The original Tristan is an arrogant character. He was so conceited that he did not even have an escort behind his back in power.

And of course I thought so too.

In fact, even in the original work, there was no one big enough to attack Tristan in broad daylight.

However, after ‘me’ became Tristan, variables began to appear.

A lot of things have changed because of that variable.

And in the end, I allowed Blanche’s attack.

The reason Helga was hired as an escort from Aslan’s vice-captain was also to prepare for such a variable.

Helga was one of the strongest players in the game, and her loyalty to Tristan was unquestionable.

The problem is that if I take her with me, I have to worry about the safety of the people around me, not my safety… .

Now I have to get off the wagon.

I prayed to Helga.

“Hello. keep in mind This is not a battlefield.”

“Yes… .”

“It is okay to act like a strong person in front of a strong person. But in front of the weak, you also need to be docile like the weak. Imagine dealing with a child for once.”

“A child?”

“yes. Get eye level. Hide your hostility and speak as if you were admonishing a child.”

“… … Hmm. indeed… . I understand what the count said.”

Fortunately, he seems to have figured it out.

Helga nodded and got out of the carriage first.

I also followed her.

Pod! Pod!

Flashes exploding in front of your eyes.

In an instant, he was surrounded by reporters.

“Count! Please tell us how you feel after entering Chilsung!”

“Is Chilsung’s name changing now?”

“Is the Ruelberta family really taking over as the leader of the Seven Stars?”

“Is it true that you recently had a staff member kneel in the student cafeteria?”

“Rather than that, what do you think of the rumors that you are reuniting with the Duke of Isaac Hell?”

“What motivated you to enter Chilsung?”

“Do you have anything to say about the suspicions related to the Count?”

Numerous questions poured into me.

If it was Tristan in the original story, he would have had a lot of fun here.

I said it was Chilsung, but it wasn’t a big deal.

He must have attracted all kinds of aggro by saying arrogant things that looked down on other nobles.

But I am Tristan and I am not him.

Therefore, the answer to all these questions has been dismissed in one word.

“It’s not even worth answering.”

“Yes?”

“Now, wait a minute!”

Having said that, I ignored the reporters and tried to head to school.

But they persisted.

“Bae, Count!”

“One more word please!”

You’re annoying me a lot.

At that time, Helga blocked the reporters who were trying to get in my way.

Perhaps he understood my words well, and no mishaps occurred.

She just said with a calm face.

“Children.”

“… ?”

Oh wait… . what?

I looked at Helga, wondering if I hadn’t heard.

She had the expression of a caring kindergarten teacher reading a fairy tale to children.

There were many things I wanted to point out, but Helga just followed what I had taught her.

It’s a problem that I followed too much, but… .

said Helga, interlacing her leather-gloved fingers.

“From now on, I, the escort, won’t kill any friends blocking my count’s way, but I’ll beat them up~! ah! of course!”

And as if I forgot, I added.

“Because it hurts, just one!”

Crunchy.

An eerie sound came from the two clenched fists.

“Then, who will be the first friend to hang out with?”

“Uh… … .”

“I-I am not.”

“I… .”

Of course, it goes without saying that people who saw it took a sneaky step backwards.

No one felt hostility towards her.

I just felt the fear of the abyss… .

Thanks to that, I was able to confidently enter the school without being stopped by anyone.

“Heh… .”

Meanwhile, Helga was staring at me with eyes asking for compliments.

OK. good job my baby. no… .

My crazy baby… .

*

The lawn was spread out under the warm sunlight.

When the cool breeze blows, the smell of grass wafts through.

There were two people enjoying a picnic in the scenery.

“How are you?”

“Um… ! Run!”

“Whoops… . I’m glad you seem satisfied.”

Bella put the tea to her mouth.

Michaela, a blond-haired girl sitting next to her, munched on a whipped cream cake.

“I hope the next offering is like this!”

“Sure. I’ll find something sweeter next time and bring it to you.”

“really? Good! hehehehe!”

Only a few people would know that she, who seemed so innocent, was in fact a god manifested in this world.

Michaela looked at Bella’s offering very much, then opened her mouth.

“How many children are you planning on having anyway?”

“Yes Yes?!”

Bella almost lost her teacup.

“Um, what are you talking about… .”

“What do you mean? You’re going to marry Tristan. no?”

“not… What? Why am I with a guy like that… .”

“Kick-kick… . It would be nice if you could be more honest with me.”

Michaela giggled, as if Bella’s reaction was amusing.

Realizing that there was no way she could hide it anyway, Bella had no choice but to reveal her true feelings.

“no… . what… . little bit? If Tristan wants to marry me, there’s nothing I can’t do… .”

“Heng. I knew it.”

“Oh, I’m doing it out of pity! There will be no one to marry without him or me.”

“Hey… . Do you really think so… ?”

“Yes?”

“no. Nothing. Hi-Hi.”

Michaela licked the cream off her lips.

“If you marry him, I will hold a special ceremony here in paradise.”

“Wow? Really Michaela?! Oh no! Of course that won’t happen! Thank you for your words!”

“yes. yes. The guests will also be called very luxuriously. Make it a fait accompli quickly and get married.”

“Ah, it’s a fait accompli… .”

Bella blushed in embarrassment.

It was a moment when Michaela, whose reaction was just as fun, tried to tease her a little more.

Something rolled towards the mat they were sitting on.

Bella, who noticed it, tilted her head.

“yes? pillow?”

“Ahh… . really!”

Michaela was annoyed, as if the excitement had been broken.

Then what looked like a pillow wriggled.

“Ugh… .”

“How did a guy who usually sleeps come to know?”

“I came because it smelled good… .”

“Did the pillow talk?!”

“I’m not a pillow… .”

“uh?”

As Bella tilted her head, the pillow squirmed and lifted herself up.

Wearing a pillow like a pajama, it was hugged by Bella with only its head sticking out.

“Hey… . Bella Maman… .”

“oh… ? Someone said it, isn’t it Liri?”

“really… . really… . long time no see. he… .”

She was a baby-like girl wrapped in a swaddling cloth dressed in a pillow.

He took off the hood that looked like a pillow, revealing a lush head of lemon-colored hair.

Lily clung to Bella with sleepy eyes.

“Damn it… . Feed me that too.”

“Lily-sama is really… . ah do it Oh~.”

“Ah~.”

“Hey! Do not eat my tribute!”

“Sir. Where are yours and mine… . It’s all mine.”

“Oh really! Bella, don’t treat him like a child! I testify that my temper is stretched out!”

Michaela sighed.

The god of paradise was not alone with her.

Usually, it is the daily life of most gods to romp around somewhere in paradise.

But why did this guy wake up at this timing?

Michaela glared at Lili disapprovingly.

Either that or not, Lily burrowed into Bella’s arms.

“Ugh… . hopefully… .”

“Whoops… . Liri always looks like a baby.”

“Aye. I’m a baby god… . But Maman smells strange… .”

“Yes?”

Oops… . An ominous thought ran through Michaela’s mind.

“This thick smell of fate… who is this?”

“Hey! Do not say!”

“It’s okay if you don’t talk… . Stop when I find out… . sniff sniff… .”

“Wait a minute! Lily! If you smell that kind of place… !”

Against Bella’s resistance, Lili sniffed her body until she was satisfied.

Eventually, when Liri released Bella, Liri realized what Michaela had been trying to hide.

“Ummm… . indeed… . Right.”

Lili closed her sleepy eyes and spoke to Michaela.

“This interesting thing came, but you were having fun alone… ?”