The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

At the Uncle Hei Seafood Market, Li Cang was stunned by the black young man in front of him.

"Are you that... uh..."

"It's me, it's me!" The two black guys showed their teeth and claws in excitement, but unfortunately they didn't say their names, "Nihao! The noble Lee, the fuel-efficient and beautiful hero trumpet~"

This title confirmed the right of ownership, but Li Leisi was speechless.

"After hero came here, we also followed, as well as Lasiji and Tiamas. We rarely go home now and have rented a temporary house next to the market. It's great here. There is no daily life. During the war, people are very rich and polite, they don’t steal our wives, and they don’t bleed every day. Oh, we really like it here.”

The two good partners, the black guys, kept talking to each other all the way. Their smiles were bright and their teeth were white, and they were accompanied by exaggerated and funny body movements, which were always contagious.

Li Laixi and Li Cang were wearing "My Mom is Super Beautiful" and "This Is Facing the Enemy" white T-shirts that Rao Qifang seemed to have bought wholesale. The shorts and slippers were very casual. However, since he was shot last time, Li Cang didn't dare to Let go of the big magic wand. The big magic wand cannot always exist in the temporary storage space provided by the same-origin interoperability link. That thing has a time limit.

Fortunately, he didn't have to carry it by himself. The substantial link of the homologous link restrained the large wand that looked more and more like a sickle, dangling behind Li Cang, so that he looked like a god of death coming to collect his soul.

You must know that the big wand is not only abnormally shaped and gigantic, this thing with extremely ferocious joints is permanently covered with a shapeless scarlet "Qin", plus the spine Gu on the top of the wand.

Even if the doomsday comes, even if the average person punches the zombies and kicks alien beasts, even if the mutation and alienation of some survivors have already become quite representative, when such a thing suddenly appears in the sight of innocent passers-by, it will still attract everyone's attention. For a moment, he was frightened and seemed to have temporarily lost the ability to think, but his thoughts were turning to some negative memories for no reason.

"He can already distort others. I mean, he can affect reality without using the spinal cord or the big magic wand." Lao Wang secretly whispered to Dalei Zi: "Look at the expressions of those people , I guess it’s definitely more than just fear or surprise.”

"@#￥%"

Li Laixi muttered something vaguely, and Lao Wang was surprised: "Really? Why didn't you tell me?"

"What did you say? How to say it?" Li Lei Lei rolled her eyes, "He mentioned this by the way one night. Could it be that he told you, my mother, and the base? Teacher Cang guessed that all this was just that there was no The same level of stuff grows into the rebellious behavior of adolescents? "

Lao Wang muttered: "Although this matter itself is already very outrageous, I think what is even more outrageous is how Teacher Cang managed to turn his brain circuit to such a nook and cranny."

"Same feeling!" Li Leisi said: "He must have his reasons. Li Cang's intuition has always been accurate, and now we still have enough coins. If at least there is no reason to develop to an irreversible point, Teacher Cang should know better. ”

"彳庍口巴~"

"What are you two muttering about?" Li Cang held up a huge squid: "Would you like squid? Iron plate?"

This species is definitely the kind that can only be found in the deep sea. It can be seen how thick the foundation of the island chain and the main island that the black uncles fight around it all day long is.

"Isn't this a squid?"

"What's the problem with everyone having ten legs?" Li Cang chuckled and pointed casually, "Come on, come on, aren't you rigorous? Tell me which of these is a squid, which is an octopus, and which is a squid!"

When Lao Wang saw the pile of completely tangled black and indescribable objects with only tentacles and eyeballs, his head started to buzz with a buzzing SAN value, and no more opinions came out of his mouth.

"Excuse me, please. Please pack me a kilogram of light dried cuttlefish bones. Huh? You guys?"

Due to the angle, the three of them could only see a pink and white arm wearing a snake-shaped Boucheron wristband embedded with opals and pink diamonds. Li Laixi said doubtfully: "This object looks a bit familiar."

"Doesn't it look familiar? Our mother gave it to me!" Li Cang gave Lao Wang a warning look and showed a smile that was very in line with social expectations at the owner of the arm. "Hello, Mr. Abraham, and Ms. Ke Mi'er."

"Goose goose, Mr. Li Cang, your memory is amazing!"

When a woman wears an irregular diagonal skirt, and the skirt is as white as snow gradually to the chest and shoulders as bright red as blood, which goes against the conventional aesthetic logic, and appears in such a chaotic and out of place place, no matter what It will make people think deeply.

"Sorry~" Ke Mier stroked her long skirt, covered her mouth like a lady, and said in a somewhat complaining and self-deprecating tone: "My grandfather and I just attended an industry social gathering. The old man drank a few glasses of wine and said... A few years ago, a GD guest mentioned that he was fascinated by the cuttlefish bone stew. I was annoyed by what he said. I couldn’t find that kind of thing anywhere in the base, so it was only here. What a coincidence.”

"Hello! Great! This must be because God heard the complaints of an old man like me." Abraham's hair, which had faded to light golden, was trembling slightly. "I heard that Chef Kong, a friend of Ms. Rao, is one of the top chefs in the entire base and even in the entire China. I have an unwelcome request. Can you help introduce Chef Kong to taste some wonderful stew? There is an old Chinese saying that it is better to do it on the first day than to choose a day. You must not be able to refuse the request of a drunken octogenarian, right?"

"Grandfather! You are very rude! Uninvited guests are bad guests! This Chinese saying is You taught me!" Ke Mier turned to Li Cang, speaking in a slightly messy and hurried Chinese, "Sorry, Grandfather is already drunk and unconscious. It's nice to see you again. Come to the store anytime if you need anything. Um, Grandfather cares a lot about the dress he made for you. He said it was one of the most satisfying works of his life, and your figure is really great. I'll leave first, bye!"

"Ke Mier, you can't do this to me, oh no, no no, I'm your grandfather, you can't dislike or even push me, my God, what are you doing, where are your manners?"

Abraham danced with joy.

It attracted the attention of the people around, who thought something had happened here, and Ke Mier's dress was really eye-catching.

"Don't worry!" Lao Wang's eyes lit up, and he almost muttered in a dream: "It's better to arrive early than to arrive early. We are not strangers. Let's go home, let's go home~"

Li Cang: "."

Li Lace: "."

I knew it!