The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

The most ridiculous thing in the world, the hoho male god in the walking dead circle, the destructive hammer in the mutated world, the whip of darkness in the doomsday, the stock-hoarding madman Cang Li, how can the walking corpses on the empty island be out of stock? ?

Lao Wang was sad and vowed to find a heavily armored zombie to come out. How could the handicap he provoked end in vain!

Unfortunately, it is impossible for zombies to appear out of thin air and fly freely in the air. For several days in a row, there was not even an island in the air.

Lao Wang was very disappointed: "The impermanence of life is like the big intestine enveloping the small intestine. It's really sad~"

This lament lasted for several days. It was early morning on May 1st. I didn’t know where I was. The sun almost rose from the horizon before 3 o’clock.

The bright textures woven by the densely crisscrossed magma rivers on the earth instantly lost their shocking expressiveness in the dark in the face of the blazing sunlight, and were almost invisible. The temperature rose by 10 degrees in just fifteen minutes, reaching 29°C in an instant.

"Wo said!" Lao Wang, who had just woken up, walked out of the stilted building in confusion, "What the hell is the weather? It's so hot, and it's faster than the ladies!"

"Morning," Li Cang greeted, "Are you awake?"

At present, the direction of the sky island is facing southeast. As soon as the sun rises, it will shine directly on the head of the bed.

Lao Wang came over to play dribbling with Li Cang. The little trick Li Lai Si gave him was really wonderful. Several people had already noticed the miraculous effect of this simple exercise method, so they became more and more immersed in it, playing big iron balls. Now it has become an indispensable part of Li Cang and Lao Wang's life, and they are full of energy and motivation all day long.

That’s right, it’s really not that interesting to watch, and its posture is particularly weird, even more outrageous than Tai Chi’s walking pattern of a watermelon on the left and a winter melon on the right.

Tai Xiaoyi and Li Leisi also woke up. One was holding Huahua and the other was leaning on Miss Qiu. They went to the door and looked at the two lazily. They laughed out loud from time to time. Maybe they had finally seen enough. He called the two of them to have breakfast loudly.

"What are your plans today? Going to the base?"

"No, those guys from the Academy of Sciences are too annoying, and they haven't stopped doing this for a month. Lie down, lie down, I'll rest for a few days."

"You are really a homebody! The water dispenser is bah. The water source extraction device will be almost completed in a few days. How about arranging the laying of pipelines?"

"OK."

After eating an extraordinarily sumptuous breakfast, Li Laixi shouted and took the young lady to the base.

"Is there something wrong with your big brother? He is very diligent when he returns to the base. The frequency of two trips in three days is not quite right~"

"Get lost!" Li Cang clicked on the mini prayer interface, "You can see for yourself."

Lao Wang took a look at the good guys. In the picture, Bai Huazi, Suo Zhihui, Li Laixi, Tai Xiaoyi, and Song Qiang were sitting in a row in front of the computer screen, showing scissor hands. The one in the back row was serious about playing group games. The back view undoubtedly shows mother and daughter Bella, Ke Mier, Qiao Jiaojiao and the CIA triplets!

Looking at the environment, well, it is the regular layout of Internet cafes before the disaster.

"What's going on!" Lao Wang was crazy, anxious, and confused, "I'm sorry! Why did you tell me that this is going to happen to God! I wouldn't have done anything to you if my little aunt hadn't come to treat you. Isn’t it ridiculous? How can I deal with it?”

Li Cang can't say that he just jumped over the wall to seize the pain points of Da Leizi and communicated with foreign enemies. He really went to Ji Hui.

It is conceivable that this should be a story about who is a coward and who has a grandson.

"Ahem, it's not a big problem," Li Cang made a voice trying to calm his emotions, proving that he was innocent, "I really didn't know that Song Qiang, that prodigal girl, was also an Internet-addicted girl, and she, Jiaojiao, Suo Zhihui and the others We have known each other for a long time, and we are all at the base. It makes sense to have a gathering of plastic sisters, right? "

"So?"

"At the beginning, it seemed that only Song Qiang and Dalei Zi, Jiaojiao and Song Qiang were wearing the same skirt. Then maybe there was a shortage of people in the group, so Dalei Zi pulled Bai Huazi. Well, her impression of Bai Huazi Very good. Then your Baihuazi also cheered up and directly called Suo Zhihui. Little Lasuoer won the bamboo shoots. How inspiring. Why can't you go by yourself? Why don't you just drag your eight swords to attend the event together? "

From beginning to end, Li Cang's tone is filled with an element called absurdity and despair.

"Say!"*2

"What the hell, how the hell didn't you kill a few people on the spot? You have to beat the brains out!" Lao Wang's pupils dilated, "When did this happen? My little lady can't see anything these days. There's something wrong with this, I'm sorry."

It’s scary to think about it!

At this moment, Lao Wang's whole body was standing on end with chills. He felt that the young lady was really a kind mother and a filial son for not sending him away overnight.

"It seems like a week?"

Li Cangsheng was helpless. Every step of the development of the situation was beyond his imagination. Not only was he out of control, but he suddenly couldn't understand the situation at all. God knows what the brain circuits of these women are like. .

"What the hell"

"Stop it, just pretend you don't know about this. It would have exploded a long time ago, why do you have to wait for you to find out?"

"No, then why are you riding a horse for food? Why don't you tell me about such a big thing?"

"I'm going to sue your grandma for a whirlwind hammer! Why don't you have a clue? I'm telling you, you exposed your secret so early!"

"Wait, wait a minute." Lao Wang frowned, lost in thought, and finally realized, "It's not that we two are guilty of being here, it's not that we are causing trouble, it should be the two of them who are guilty. Well, the dog is sneaky~"

"Oh, you should think about this yourself. Cut off your head if you have a headache, cut off your mouth if you are mean, and you should just find a place to degrade yourself."

Lao Wang: "(｀0)╭∩╮"

The pressure of life and the cruel competition at the professional level have made Lao Wang's huge middle finger tough and elastic. The international universal gestures he made are outstanding and powerful. If the international universal gestures are graded according to the game standards, then Lao Wang should at least be a [Glory Pointing to the Country].

However, he is facing Li Cang

"Little guys, get him!"

So, the big corpse brother led the ten demon mountains to block Lao Wang in the circle, and all showed their middle fingers, one up, one down, one up, one down.

The thinking is synchronized, and the neatness of the movements can be imagined!

Eleven middle fingers, each thicker than a rolling pin, the most outrageous one is the Mountain, whose knuckles can even pop out barbs, which can be called the Little 0 Happy Finger!

"My last name is Li, you are really enough"

Master Wang rarely loses in the middle finger contest, and he has never encountered such a great humiliation, and his mouthful of blood almost spurted out from the top of his head.

"Heh, you are selling your first name~"

"Puff~"

Old Wang really vomited blood this time.

The review mechanism of Dian Niang is puzzling. It turns out that I am not a mature author yet. This is a standard that I cannot grasp. Look at my poor 52, and then look at 553, whose author is already prepared to lie down and be clamped, ε=(ο｀*))) Alas, I have never suffered such a great humiliation!