The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

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"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? It's broad daylight." Li Laixi is a typical girl who is dissatisfied with her body. She quietly adjusts her position to facilitate someone's hand rubbing skills while scolding her with a black face, and yells in a slightly divisive manner: "Is this why you put so much effort into surprising me?"

"Brother, what are you talking about~" Li Cang put his hand around her extremely frightening curved waist, and his hand speed of three flashes per second was touching, "Is this a surprise? This is called loving each other, sharing weal and woe, and sharing the same heart and soul. ! Please explain to me what a surprise is. For example, if you cosplayed as a female investigator and I discovered it, or if you accidentally got stuck in the washing machine while doing laundry, it’s called a fucking surprise!”

Li Laisi was so angry that she couldn't find a reasonable angle to squirt because she had so many flaws.

"If you can speak, write a book! Either you want to be my brother or a father. Can you address your serious needs? Please be more humane and do something related to people. I used to think that Lao Wang was deviant. , Now that I think about it, I really wronged him. You, Teacher Cang, have always been the most outrageous and perverted one!"

"What's wrong with a man being a little perverted?"

"I don't like perverts touching me. Take it away with your hands. Hurry up. Oh, please be careful. If your clothes are going to tear or break, you have to find a young lady to sew them. How embarrassing."

"You don't respect me!"

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Li Cang made a very vicious voice, "Good guy, if you still care about your clothes, you will burst into pieces in a while!"

"Bah! Ah~"

Li Laixi suddenly let out a cat-like cry, charming and moist, completely different from her usual voice. Li Cang held up her long legs like a baby, ran all the way into the room, and beat herself and her hard. Throw it on the soft quilt of polar bear skin.

"Hmm~! You bastard," Li Laisi said in a sharp voice, "Shoes, oh, and clothes, I haven't taken them off yet."

"What should I take off? Bad habit! Selling equipment before going to the battlefield? Which prodigal master taught you this?"

Li Laixi choked, rarely restraining her usual sharp aggression, her eyes were soft and kind, but soon she choked, and she found that Li Cang seemed dedicated to folding her into a weird posture.

"Hey, what are you doing again?"

"Help you turn your boast into reality and see if martial arts practitioners and dance practitioners are the same thing. You're welcome!"

As we all know, Suo Zhihui was a tough kid in Yanchuan No. 1 Middle School. She went to the general school to take the art exam, and her legend spread everywhere in the No. 1 Middle School.

Whenever Mr. Li Cang and his dog slyly argue about the secrets of being a dancer, Li Lai Si will always say her classic words: "Oh, isn't it just to unlock a few more positions? If you have the ability, try teasing her." , let’s see if those who practice dancing and those who practice martial arts are the same thing!”

The tone was dismissive and scornful, and Lao Siji's strength was evident.

However, this sentence finally ended with a certain Wang who did not want to be named. He quietly showed his not too ferocious fangs and stabbed him——

"It's easy for Teacher Cang to flirt with her, but where can I put the analogy?"

How should I put it? After the King of Good Medicine Bitter Mouth said this, his head was not screwed off because his neck was long and strong.

"That's it?" Li Lai Si turned her body sideways like a winding white python, with one long leg hanging on Li Cang's shoulders and face to face with him. Her breathing was not disordered at all, but her face was reddish and her eyes were like blue waves, disdainfully " "Hmph, I'll tell you why it's not the same thing!"

"hiss!"

Li Cang suddenly took a breath of cold air and froze in disbelief.

It can only be said that people who practice martial arts are really talented, and their muscle control is so exquisite and terrifying. They can train their muscles, bones, and skin in one breath internally. This timi has no flaws in both internal and external training!

Facts have proved that those who practice martial arts and those who practice dance are really not the same thing. Of course, Li Cang only knows one but not the other. He actually doesn’t understand what dancing is all about.

However, Teacher Cang really couldn't bear the fierce attack.

“It’s terrible”

"I'm still too young and haven't seen the world"

"Dolphin. This is a dolphin."

Li Cang was sitting on the bed with his arms bare and a tight face, chattering non-stop like Xiang Lin's wife in mourning. His whole person exuded a decadent mood from the inside out.

Li Laisi couldn't stop laughing, she put a slender silver hairpin on her lips, crossed her legs and puffed out her breath in a big gesture: "Okay, I don't mind coughing, coughing, coughing. "Ahem"

Before he finished speaking, there was a series of violent coughs, and he quickly threw away the deceptive thing.

Well, the failure of Versailles was mainly caused by the poor quality of the props.

Li Laixi looked at him with a smile, winked and gave advice that seemed very conscientious but was actually heart-wrenching——

"Oh, how about."

"Pray for a wish? Find a bastard to hit with a sap to make up for it? At worst, you have to start all over again! I love you~!"

"Pfft~" Li Cang's defense was almost broken, his face was ferocious and twisted, "Human words? Human words? I can't deal with you today, little girl! It depends on your mouth, right?"

"Huh? Wait a minute?!"

After a while, Li Leisi suddenly screamed in panic.

"I#￥%"

The attempt failed, and the speech gradually became incoherent and unclear.

"What time is it?"

"8 o'clock!"

"Hey~ Wuwu Xuanxuan is tossing me like a pancake! That's it? It's only 8 o'clock?"

"The time you mentioned was 8 o'clock yesterday, today is April 22nd."

Li Leisi was speechless and choked, but she felt that she couldn't lose her momentum, so she took out 5 golden melon seeds and threw them on Li Cang's face: "Here, I reward you, you did a good job, keep up the good work!"

"Okay~"

Life is not easy, Cang Cang sighed, and then put away the golden melon seeds with a sunny face without any psychological burden.

"You really took it."

"It's so funny, I make money by my own ability!"

"Bah!" Li Leisi was so angry that she laughed, "Give it back to me! I'm not satisfied! I want more!"

"If you want more, I'll pee!" Li Cang was shocked and his face turned blue, very humble: "Tomorrow, tomorrow, there's a long way to go, there's not a drop left!"

"Are you disgusting!"

"What, aren't you thirsty?"

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The two of them drank a large pot of water and took a bath, and then they felt refreshed from the dehydrated state.

"It's over!" Li Leisi suddenly seemed to remember something, with a look of despair on her face: "Forgot about the young lady and Lao Wang!"

"Uh."

Including the day they came back, making bracelets and working day and night, a full five days have passed, and the relic is still in Li Cang's hands. What can these two poor children take home?

It can be imagined that when Master Wang and the young lady come back, they will look down on them with a strange look.

Li Leisi and Li Cang looked at each other, miserable, and said in unison:

"Don't say it, there is already a picture"