The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Aren't you blind? Then why are you pretending to be a master if you close your eyes?"

"I--ah!!"

It was obvious that Xiahou Haiwei had a bad temper. He opened his eyes and glared at Lao Wang and cursed loudly. As soon as he opened his mouth, he let out an earth-shattering howl. Two fountains of blood came out of his eyes from the lacrimal glands. This was called Qimen Dunjia. The semi-artificial scenery made Zhao Yang and other big shots dumbfounded!

"Damn it, what a waste of time?"

"What kind of evil magic is this? It's bloody and scary."

"Cow! There is something!"

"sharp!"

Just when everyone was filled with emotion, they heard Xiahou Haiwei mutter aggrievedly and humbly what he had just said: "Open your eyes. Looking at one more person is equivalent to looking at more anger. Of course I won't open my eyes!"

After finishing talking, Xiahou Haiwei pointed at Li Cang while covering his eyes, his tone was extremely shocked and passionate.

"No need to look for it! It's him! It's him! Which ancient tomb did you dig up this person from? I've lived for most of my fucking life, and now I've been poked in the butt with a rolling pin and opened my eyes! This evil spirit is also a living person. Can it be?"

"Me?" Li Cang pointed to the tip of his nose in confusion.

"It's just you!" Xiahou Haiwei pinched his fingers, symbolically making a calculation gesture, and then closed at the touch, "You happen to be a sheep, so right!!"

"You wait first and then check it out," Zhao Yang said with a serious face, "Didn't you say you wanted to find someone with a very strong evil spirit, and it couldn't be someone from the army. Two of the people you chose earlier have already died. Comrade Li Cang cannot tolerate any mistakes, so I don’t agree!”

"Let it go. You are talking nonsense!" Come to solve the problem, I'm here, and you still want to take the lead. Damn it, if you hadn't just followed along and messed around, so many people would have died, and the matter wouldn't have gotten to the point where it can only be solved with a specific method. Do you think I am willing to 'kill' for my sake?"

Zhao Yang glared at the junior leaders sent by several other departments with hatred. This matter had nothing to do with him. It all depended on his peers to set him off, so he could only swallow his anger.

Xiahou Haiwei ignored him and kept mumbling to himself, as if he was explaining or convincing himself.

"In the Qing Dynasty, in a certain place in Shaanxi, the common people were not buried immediately after death, but their flesh and blood were violently disintegrated. Those who acquired the earth energy before the body was destroyed would have hairy bodies all over their bodies after the third month, which was regarded as evil. It would be a sin to enter other people's homes, and they would become zombies. also."

"No, no, no, that's not right."

"Also, Wan Bishu said that A's sheep has nine heads and one body. With the head of a sheep and the body of a tiger, trouble will arise."

"Also, a Miao woman in Yue Village in Guiping who was more than sixty years old was lost in the mountains and could not return. She ate things in the stream and became hairy all over her body. She looked like a wild man. She had sex with tigers. At night, she would lead tigers into the village and kowtow for them. Opening people's houses, seizing people and animals, or transforming into beautiful women at times, and not knowing when someone is approaching, they will grab them, break their breasts with their claws and drink their blood, this is what they call a woman."

"The wrong ones are often humans, such as cats, sheep, chickens, ducks, oxen, hogs, elephants and horses. Their faces are yellow, their eyes are blazing, their expressions are in a trance, and their beards are shaggy."

"Having nowhere to go is a plague. Chapter 9 of the Songs of Chu says: I let the god of plague take possession of it. Does the god of plague cover the ghosts of death? Harvest is also an epidemic!"

"again"

After muttering for a long time, Xiahou Haiwei's voice suddenly sounded loud and clear, and he said: "He is an exception! He will definitely be fine! And he can get rid of this matter immediately! The two evil spirits in front are not strong enough, so he may not be able to take this job. Come on, he’s different. I’ve never seen anyone with such a strong evil spirit in most of my fucking life. I believe it if you say that he was the executioner’s knife for dozens of lives and was reborn as a human being!”

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Lao Wang looked incredulous, "He? Teacher Cang? What about me? I can't do it?"

Emmmm, Master Wang is not convinced. He feels that his murderous aura must be very strong, at least heavier than that of Teacher Cang.

Xiahou Haiwei twisted something from his waist and pinched it with his fingers. He drew a mark in the void in front of his eyes and found a piece of cloth to wipe the blood on his face. After doing this, he calmly raised his head and looked at Lao Wang.

"According to my calculations, some people are born as cows and horses. With a face like yours, oh, yes, you are a horse."

"Say, old man, what do you mean?"

"Don't get me wrong, I said you're not suitable for this job. You wouldn't be able to take this job."

"???" Lao Wang felt that he was being connoted, and said angrily: "You just said that tigers, cattle and sheep are all fine!"

"Then are you in there?"

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Zhao Yang was not in the mood to listen to their wrangling, and frowned: "It has to be Li Cang? Others can't do it? Is there no other way?"

Xiahou Haiwei looked around, pulled a simple diagram of a nearby neighborhood on the table, and drew a circle.

"This circle, one missile, phew, let's work together directly, simple and crude, once and for all, I guarantee there will be no future troubles for at least two hundred years!"

"Huh?" Zhao Yang's eyes lit up. In young people's terms, the DNA was moved, "What about the people here?"

"Who are they? Where are the missiles coming from?"

Am I pretty? Do you want all the land and people in this circle to be reimbursed? ?

Zhao Yang looked at the size of the circle, then looked at Li Cang, and began to grit his teeth: "Didn't you say that you can send that thing to the sheep? If so, it should be considered controlled, and the problem cannot be solved by praying?"

"I also said it was a gift, not any other word. At most, it can barely be considered a lie. Besides, what I'm telling you is metaphysics. Why are you telling me about reality here?"

Good guy, Zhao Yang didn’t even react for a while.

Does it mean that exorcising ghosts is metaphysics, while praying is reality?

"No matter what you call it, whether it's dancing, exorcising demons, exorcising ghosts, or watching Feng Shui, you can do whatever you like. In short, all these things are grouped together and belong to case law. As we all know, case law is relatively scientific. Right?"

Xiahou Haiwei looked at him clearly, then looked at Lao Wang——

"To answer your question, I was just endorsing it."

"For people like us, we can basically only find things with high similarities from ancient books or records of our predecessors. This is called inheritance, and it comes from the inheritance of a lost era or world that is incompatible with the current world!"

"The more we know and the broader our knowledge, the more situations we can handle. Sadly, many inheritances have been broken long ago, and people like us have become synonymous with deception, especially after the founding of the People's Republic of China. "Ahem"

"Ayang, that monster with nine heads and eight tails, a sheep's head and a tiger's body?" Li Cang suddenly asked curiously, "You mean, it turned the worker at the beginning into a witch or a ghost. ?”

After Xiahou Haiwei's bloodshed, he seemed to have placed Li Cang on an equal footing with him. He saw that everyone in the room, including Old Wang Zhao Yang, looked down upon Zhu Zi's inadequacies and schemes, but he was very warm to Li Cang.

"It's just speculation and conjecture based on the description of the person involved, and people who have experienced this kind of thing themselves will have a lot of confusing hallucinations. In this way, it cannot be said that it cannot be true, but it can only be said that the error rate is extremely high."

Xiahou Haiwei smiled bitterly and laughed at himself:

"And it's case law. This thing is too limited. We have lost too many things so far. The inheritance is misplaced. We can only find some leftovers from limited things to deal with. Judging from your expression, I will I know you will never believe this kind of thing. To tell you the truth, what does it say about this thing? It’s not just a question of whether you believe it or not.”

"Would you laugh out loud if I said that I have never seen that kind of thing with my own eyes, even with my eyes open, since I was born?"

"We can't see them, at least we can't see them clearly, and we don't open our eyes to see them."

"And people who are born with eyes open cannot actually do these things. Anyone who knows a little bit will not accept such people into the industry, because you have no way of knowing what the eyes you were born with open eyes are originally for to see and what to see. What."

"It's such a taboo, a big taboo!"

"Hey, me, and the vast majority, 99.99999% of our seniors, can only listen to the victims' descriptions and then take a book-book exam."

"A small part of them happened to be deceived by people like us and dealt with, and the other part"

"Basically, it can be said that I have been breaking defenses since I started working in this industry, breaking defenses sustainably."

"If I hadn't discovered later that talisman seals are very useful for walking corpses."

"If it were a world where disasters had not happened, maybe I would have given up my faith long ago."

Li Cang suddenly felt that Xiahou Haiwei was actually quite interesting. At least if he hadn't had the preconceptions about the previous incident, he would have thought that this handsome old man was a suave, unruly and unruly guy.