The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"It's packed, it's packed!" Master Wang pulled Li Cang through the hall and into the back of the building. Surrounded by a group of fresh fruits and vegetables such as pears, apples, peaches, pineapples, durian, bamboo shoots, etc., he patted his chest and guaranteed, "Specialized for all kinds of bad moods, Master Wang's choice is worth your possession!"

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If you patted your own chest, I might believe it.

Of course, GHS is impossible, after all, the policies of the base and the starting point do not allow Master Wang to be so blatant.

It's not the first time that Li Cang has come to such a place. The development of the bathhouse culture in the north basically allows anyone with consumption power to traverse the relevant industrial chain anywhere without being conspicuous.

Magnificent buildings are the choice of vulgar people. For tasteful people like Lao Wang, you have to pay extra and open-air.

Behind the building is a Su family garden-style building, with hot spring water, streams, and even a fresh fir sauna built using natural hot springs and hot air. You can smell the smell of fresh fir resin mixed with hot spring minerals from a long distance.

Very comfortable, very calm!

"Soak in this first!" Old Wang pointed to a gourd-shaped self-flowing hot spring and said, "This one is only 39 degrees, with hot spring fish therapy and live algae bath, it's the best for the first soak!"

Li Cang looked at Master Wang in surprise.

Emm, don't ask, this is definitely not Master Wang's regular process, it will break the character setting.

"What are you looking at me for?"

Master Wang snorted twice, thinking that no matter what, I came here with a mission, but I'm not stupid enough to really do some professional projects for you. Those two women will eat me alive when I go back.

Soaking in the pool, I don't know where the sisters and sisters who were crowded together just now have gone. No one can be seen. The soothing tunes of the ancient pipa, guzheng and chimes can be heard faintly in my ears.

"Huh"

Li Cang sank into the pool and almost fell asleep.

"How is it?"

"Not bad" Li Cang looked at Lao Wang in a tangled way and commented truthfully: "Not bad."

After soaking for more than half an hour, Lao Wang said: "Almost, let's go, let's change, the appetizers are delicious, but you can't eat as much as you want!"

"Fuck, I won't go, I'll stay here."

Lao Wang shouted: "Um, what should I do if Teacher Cang doesn't give face to the sisters?"

More than a hundred young ladies rushed out in a whoosh.

"Come on, fork it out!"

"Hey!"

"Goose, goose, goose~"

More than a hundred people carried Li Cang and began to shift tactics. Li Cang was not crazy enough to resist physically. Every one of these ladies was an ordinary person. If they were hit by him, they would have to undergo a full-body MRI.

"I can walk by myself, I can walk by myself, let go!"

"Damn, where are you touching?"

"Hey, hey, hey, too much, enough, who is biting my ass?"

Li Cang finally saw the melodious ancient style band. Before he had time to sing a song like Lanling King's Battle Song, he heard Lao Wang yelling: "Change, change, pull everyone out, and have fun!"

So, surrounding a huge shallow hot spring, enjoying the convenience of Su's Garden, the DJ booth was set up, the flash lights were turned, and the smoke was sprayed, and it became a large open-air night pool party in minutes.

Again, this is like the girl next door wearing blush smoky makeup, eating strawberry candy and smoking at the same time. Li Cang is simply speechless.

"Can't you just let me go to a hot spring or sauna to sweat?"

"No, you're too lonely. If you want popularity, I have to make up for your SAN value."

A variety of beautiful women and handsome men provide atmosphere, various drinks, snacks and lead dancers.

It doesn't matter if you can't get excited, someone will take you to play, they are professional at this!

It doesn't matter if you don't drink, I drink and you watch, I do it and you can do whatever you want!

It doesn't matter if you don't dance, I'll just put it in front of you and play sexy-jazz!

It doesn't matter if you don't like to talk, a circle of young ladies will surround you and infect you with happiness, from the situation in Ukraine to poetry, books, etiquette, the Spring and Autumn Annals to vulgar jokes, there are supporting roles and funny roles, all types and topics are easy to handle, there is no limit, even if you burp or fart, there will be people cheering and shouting "It smells so good"

People are actually more fragile than you can imagine!

Unconsciously being coaxed and deceived, and Lao Wang forced him to drink several glasses of strong juice mixed with Rio, Li Cang's brain speed began to slow down, and his vision began to blur.

"Hey, little brother, do you smoke?"

"No, eh?"

Li Cang pushed away the slender cigarette, looked at the head sticking out from under his armpit, and was stunned.

"93 Suo?!" Lao Wang was even more shocked, and cold sweat covered his forehead: "It's over, I'm dead."

This is the game he specially arranged for Aunt Li Cang to suppress it

Suo Zhihui suddenly appeared!

How can I go back and quibble to appear more innocent?

Suo Zhihui was wearing a pea green two-piece swimsuit, with a gradient shawl covering her fair shoulders, her long hair spread out and her face bare. On her pink face, there was sweat from the hot spring. Her big black eyes turned around, cunning and smart: "Give me money! For someone of my quality, I would have to pay more than 3,000 yuan to stand on the stage in the past!"

This is the truth.

93 Suo was rated 93 points by Master Wang, so he must have something unique.

Let’s not talk about her inner artistic skills such as piano, folk dance, suona and erhu. Just looking at her superficial qualities and temperament, before the disaster, Yanchuan went to any high-end nightclub to play, and there would be free tables and drinks packages. If she could go on stage and dance, then the nightclub manager would want to call her a aunt and worship her.

Such a beauty of this quality and level is the strongest catalyst for consumption. You can’t afford to offend her, you have to coax her.

Don’t you see, the large group of people who surrounded Li Cang just now suddenly disappeared!

Others practice Baji, you practice Tai Chi, others are bare-faced, you put on makeup.

How to fight this?

Women are very wise. No one wants to be compared so tragically, so they fast forward to emergency shelter.

Li Cang glared at Lao Wang, and what greeted him was Lao Wang’s pale and innocent face.

"Why are you here?"

"Only the governor can set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps?"

"I mean, how do you know I'm here?"

"Fate is wonderful. The distance between hearts is very close, so how can people be far apart~"

"Oh, so today is the female literary youth character?" Li Cang laughed, "Do you believe that your sister Lei will kill you and blow your head off?"

"Hehe, man," Suo Zhihui squeezed into Li Cang's arms, "Do you believe that if you dare to drive me away today, I will be in a great situation tomorrow?"

"I don't believe it."

"Then give it a try. It's been thirteen years. I have tried all the tricks I can think of and use. This one doesn't matter."

"She doesn't like this."

"Tsk~" Suo Zhihui's eyes suddenly became meaningful and dangerous, "How many of you men know the good of women?"

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Li Cang couldn't do it all at once.