The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Seeing the noble Baroness rushing into the butcher shop amidst the joyful cries of ghosts and wolves, and picking up the giant squirrel with white fur and hugging it into her arms amidst the horrified howls of ghosts and wolves by the owner of the butcher shop, the blond old man at the jewelry stall said Emotionally stable, even a little bit funny

Old man, you also have today. I asked you to watch me lively and eat melon seeds just now. I am really sorry for you!

Mr. Lu Xun once said: Don’t worry about scarcity but inequality. There are only three things worth caring about in this world: fairness, fairness, or fucking fairness!

The blond old man felt that his jewelry stall could be salvaged to some extent. It was just a gallows. The old man in the butcher shop with whom he had always disliked could not get such a cheap deal. The lowly meat animals that Sman and the poor eat are sold to the baroness and kept as pets. The Inquisition can really skin his whole human body alive and then torture him with salt!

In the butcher shop.

"It's impossible, Your Majesty the Baroness, it's absolutely impossible. How can a noble person like you do such a thing?"

Facts have proved that Master Wang's translator is indeed a bit weird. He just translated into an unknown language and made it look like a mess of a feudal society.

Li Leisi held a giant white squirrel that was as big as a calf and refused to let go.

"I'm not buying or selling by force. Tell me how to sell this cute little girl. I bought it!"

"Be good! Mommy will take you home! What is bitter almond! Dogs won't eat it! Mommy's house has pine nuts, almonds, macadamia nuts and nuts! Look at how hungry our little cutie is. All"

Emmm, despite Li Laixi's usually fierce temperament that can kill a truckload of big squirrels, in the end, she is still a martial arts practitioner, and as we all know, anyone who practices martial arts must have a guard!

How can a person be without a shield if he is not a sage?

Therefore, it is obviously a very reasonable explanation that Daleiko's hood is not on his own body but on this furry creature.

"Yeah, that's right," Lao Wang nodded with deep understanding, "If I were any thinner, I'd be like a pig."

"Shut up!" With just one punch, Lao Wang, who was 1.9 meters tall and weighed more than 300 kilograms, smashed the two walls like a cannonball and jumped from the inside of the shop to the outer wall. Li Lai Si blinked with bright eyes like the sun. Blinking, blinking again, he looked at Li Cang with a wet look: "I want it~"

What do people want?

What do you want?

Well.

Li Cang's crotch was so tight that he almost peed!

If this sentence were to be placed on the little aunt or the tea bag sister, the effect must be outstanding, at least equal to the equivalent of two large vats of wolfberry, Cistanche, Eucommia and candied date tea, but the person involved was replaced by Da Leizi.

Uh, just, what should I say?

It's like Lucia Pope standing on the stage of a world-class opera house in royal attire, but she ended up saying "First watch, the moon is over the flower wall".

I don’t know who I learned this from. Except for the shop owner who seemed to have never had such a thing as hearing, the remaining four people were immediately broken. Lao Wang looked at Li Laisi as if he had seen a ghost. , those eyes were as big as a cow's eyeballs. Tai Xiaoyi's charming and gentle big eyes were full of despair. Her crimson face was as red as dripping blood, and she just had to write "I can't live anymore" in bold black fonts. A few words——

emmm, it can be seen that the case has been solved, and the origin of this tone is self-evident.

Li Leisi was stunned, and it took her a while to realize what an outrageous thing she had done.

"It's not me, I don't care about my business. The camera is placed by Teacher Cang in the back window to monitor the livestock pen. Who knew your voice would be so loud? The screen is vibrating through the wall, and the sound is recorded so clearly that I'm going to have needle holes in my ears!" "

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Silence is better than sound at this time.

"Creak, creak."

Lao Wang and Tai Xiaoyi slowly turned their rusty necks and looked at Li Cang.

"Well, I haven't seen it, and the camera has been dismantled," Li Cang raised his paw indifferently, "Of course, if you are willing to have some fun with the 13TB top-secret video storage, I will give you a reference for the resources sold here. The price is 12 golden melon seeds per hour, which is easier to calculate.”

The two voices connected instantly——

"I'll buy it!"

"Are you a fucking beast! I'm going to spend 12 fucking golden seeds an hour watching a group of sheep and deer fencing?"

Li Cang chuckled twice.

"What a stupid thing. Why don't you think about the series of onomatopoeias uttered by sheep and deer? There is a high chance that they were dubbed by you and the cute little lady? Let me tell you, from my experience, it is a disaster. Before this happened, this kind of resource was in short supply on the Internet. So, I thought that 12 golden melon seeds were sold cheaply. I am currently considering raising the price. "

Tai Xiaoyi's face is really bleeding now!

"Zhong, please, stop talking."

"No, you want face but I don't want it!" Lao Wang said with a straight face, "I have never suffered such a big loss since my debut. I can't swallow this breath!"

"#￥%" Tai Xiaoyi begged in a low voice and offered unspeakable conditions, "Okay?"

"real??!"

"Oh, please stop making trouble! I'm going to regret it again!"

The shop owner felt lonely after listening to this for a long time, but Usman's attitude towards Tili's owner almost frightened the old man to death. Finally, he couldn't hold back anymore and said cautiously: "Your noble Baroness and Your Excellency, no matter what, it's really... No, you can come here. The little man is so beautiful. The shop is dirty and messy. I dare not dirty the feet of the nobleman. Please leave. As for these cheap animals, you must not stay with the nobleman. This It’s cheap meat that slaves eat.”

The old man screamed with tears streaming down his face, and his old body was trembling.

"What? Eat meat? How could you do anything to such cute little cuties! Doesn't your conscience hurt!"

Just as Li Lei was preparing to fight QTMDCTMD for cuteness, she heard a commotion outside.

"Surround this cheap butcher shop! Lord Minsk ordered that not even a fly can escape! Be careful, or else you will all be skinned and lit up with sky lanterns!"

"People inside, listen! Hand over the slave of Usman who escaped from Lord Minsk's house!"

When the old man heard the roar outside, he was so frightened that he turned his head and burped and fell to the sky. Old Wang whistled and pushed the old man to the side to lie down, smiling happily.

"I like this welcome ceremony. Shouldn't it be a standard part of a protagonist like me to show off and slap someone in the face? Sun thief! Your grandpa is here!"

"wait--"

"Presumptuous! Where did Usman come from?"

"Damn it, how dare you offend Lord Minsk, get on my back!"

"Skin it! Peel it! Peel it!"

It's embarrassing to say, but the facts are obviously different from Lao Wang's imagination. You must know that these slaves and slave owners are extremely physically strong and have a strength value of more than 20 C. It is obviously broken for him to go up to A like this. Undefensible

Li Leisi followed the big squirrel out, and saw five strong slaves wearing animal skins using huge two-pronged black iron forks to smash Lao Wang's limbs against the wall - well, obviously the limbs and neck.

Compared to Wu Tiao 20c giant man, Lao Wang's struggle was as weak and embarrassing as a fat maggot.

"Pfft!" Li Laixi burst into laughter, "Here, your favorite face-slapping scene ho~ The protagonist's standard daily ho~"

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The Count of Minsk, who was wearing bronze armor decorated with gems and gold and riding a giant wolf, saw Li Leisi walking out, his pupils narrowed, but his right hand was shaking in a circle as if it were instinctive and fancy, and he performed aristocratic etiquette and spoke sharply. Awesome: "This countess, whose face is as brilliant and moving as the tail feathers of a dragon-covered dragon, has not been able to see your face in the city-state for 35 years. It is obviously the biggest mistake that I, Count Minsk, as the head of the Sochi family, have made in this life. of original sin.”

"Ah? What are you talking about?" Li Leisi stopped stroking the giant squirrel, reacted for a moment, raised her eyebrows and even said with a bit of disbelief: "Are you fucking teasing me??"

"Hiss!" After hearing this, the Count of Minsk's eyes literally shone. He lowered his body and whispered to the servant who had grown up with him, "I like such a confused and lovely woman, my God, She is my daughter. It must have been my sincere prayers yesterday that moved the great Father to give such a wonderful beauty.”

The servant leader glanced at the dumbfounded uncle behind him, the rabbit meat dealer Little Riske, who had come to report the news. He coughed dryly and said, "Sir, this is a baroness. The one Little Risky is talking about is Usman." .”

"No! She! It's her!" The self-advocacy and drama in Minsk's eyes quickly fast forwarded to the stage of inheriting the family, "It must be her! No matter what the cost! She! This angel is like Her Excellency, the Countess of Sochi! She will definitely be the wife of Count Minsk, the most powerful Sochi family in Tili City! She will also give birth to the most noble direct bloodline of the Sochi family!”

"Sir!" The slave leader looked strange, "Robbing an Uthman slave in the street and a countess are two different things. Even if you are a count, you can't do it. The patriarchs of the Inquisition will go crazy!"

"Bastard! What kind of robbery!" Hearing the word "Zong Zhang", Count Minsk trembled instantly and said righteously: "I, Count Minsk, have always acted upright and aboveboard, so what, you go and do it now Go and buy the flower shop on the corner of Tiffin Street. I will give all the most delicate and white lilies in Tili City to this pure and innocent baroness. She will be moved by me, and she will see my love and love. Sincerity, she will agree to my proposal, she——"

"Sir, please keep your voice down. Her Majesty the Baroness may have heard her. She is coming over!"

"beautiful--"

boom!

From the perspective of passers-by, the noble Earl of Minsk exploded like a black firework, shooting broken black iron armor elements and various gems in all directions.

Regardless of what happened to Count Minx, the spectators had already begun to grab the "black meteorite" fragments and gems.

"Pap~"

Lilith was so disgusted that she took Minsk out of a pile of onions and potatoes dozens of meters away and threw them back to the same place as if they were soaked in mud.

Li Leisi held Yuebanyue Xiongnuwu in her arms, looking down from a high position.

"What serious illness do you have?"

The Earl of Minsk only vomited a few mouthfuls of blood after receiving this blow. He collapsed on the ground and looked at the woman who looked like a hazy and holy woman coated by the sun, with little stars popping out of her eyes.

"Powerful, beautiful, and a little cute, it's so wonderful, oh my god, I'm dead!"

"Great Father, your preference for Minsk will allow you to gain the most humble and sincere faith of the Sochi family!"

"Beautiful lady, noble baroness," Count Minsk's lips trembled, "If Minsk is lucky enough to know your name, I will use your distinguished surname to light up the magnificent fireworks covering the entire Tili city-state, and celebrate with you in the fireworks. You had dinner in the flower hall on the top floor of Sochi Castle!”

"Ugh." Li Leisi's excitement almost led to a tragedy in which the squirrels fell in love and killed each other until they suffocated. It took a long time before she gritted her teeth and asked, "What serious illness do you have!!!"

She asked me if I was sick, twice!

She has me in her heart!

She cares about me!

"Beautiful Baroness, your mysterious and elegant oriental accent simply makes my heart stop. There is no doubt that you must be one of the most noble black-haired bloodlines in the city-state of Tili!" Count Minsk said in a less standard but He said in barely audible Chinese: "To tell you the truth, I had a hernia when I was 7 years old. Other than that, I don't have any other diseases. My body is as strong as a bison. Look at my muscle lines. Look at me." The best and most famous sculptor in the city of Tilly, Old Man Rigan, has invited me more than once, hoping to use my body as a model to reproduce the famous sculpture Le Penseur. However, considering the reputation of the Sochi family, I have no intention of doing so. I refused his kind invitation without hesitation. My body and my purity are only kept in the dark for a lady with an angelic face like you. It won’t be until you dress up and walk into the palace I built for you that you will - ah - "

Stopped abruptly.

The Minsk slave leader's mouth twitched, and he was so shocked by his lordship's desperate hard licking behavior that he secretly thought that his lordship was not usually like this. Could this be because of lust?

However, whether it is a conversation or a friendly interaction between the two nobles, it is not something that a small Usman slave leader and his slaves can participate in. It is best to pretend not to see it.

"Oh, it's hard to imagine that your slender and delicate fists actually contain such great power," Minsk, who was bruised and swollen, was still saying, "It's so amazing, I began to believe in fate. The person with the purest blood of the Sochi family The combination of me and you will definitely create the most powerful and powerful person in Tili City in the future!"

"You know, from the moment I saw you, I swear that you are the only one in my life, as pure as my admiration for the great Father, as brilliant as the brilliance of gems, I."

At this time, Li Cang was finally willing to come out, but the shape was a bit strange, with a porcupine in his left hand and a huge hedgehog in his right.

"What's going on? Hey, Dalei, do you think this thing is fun? I'm giving it to you~"

Uh-huh!

Count Minsk, who was only wearing a white silk lining, suddenly transformed into an identical armor made of black meteorite iron and gemstones. Like the wind, he appeared between Li Cang and Li Laixi, separating them.

He closed his closed helmet with a click, held a spear in his hand, and shouted: "Who are you! How dare you use such a despicable animal to desecrate this beautiful baroness! I will fight with you! Your dirty black blood will stain Redeem every inch of the ground under my feet to atone for the sins you have committed! You—ga—”

Count Minsk's sight shifted inexplicably, as if being pulled by some force field to float behind Li Cang, and his whole person seemed to be petrified.

Soon, his wrist shook out jingling circles again, skillfully and elegantly aristocratic etiquette.

"This countess, whose face is as brilliant and charming as the tail feathers of a dragon-covered dragon, and whose black hair flows like the waterfalls of the Black Lake of Chisore, has not had the opportunity to see Your Excellency in the city-state for 35 years. Obviously, as the head of the Sochi family, I , Count Minsk has committed the greatest original sin in this life, can you give me your name? I will recite your beauty with the most beautiful and sincere voice in my life!"

Li LeiSi:? ? ?

Tai Xiaoyi:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ

"Am I pretty? Do you hear me? Am I pretty!" Lao Wang, who was strung up over there, exploded on the spot and turned into a humanoid self-propelled fountain: "You little bitch, your mother is gone! That blond little bitch, I won't make soup with your tongue today." I don’t have the surname Wang! Get out of my way! Don’t force me to get angry and even fight you! Either you will die or I will live!”