The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

The person at the table snorted twice and said no more.

Li Cang thought that was the end, but the strong man who had just pushed his chair twisted his butt and patted his shoulder: "Brother, can you bring so many girls and order so many drinks, can you serve them here by yourself? Add one more Seat?"

This is just giving up face.

"Did you get a Shuangwen script?" Li Cang glanced at him, "The kind where you go to the house and uncover the tiles and pretend to be slapped in the face?"

"?"

Before the strong man could figure out what he meant by this, the companions at the table behind him stood up with a roar, grinning ferociously and wildly:

"Fuck, you bastard, you're going to be screwed alive, aren't you!"

"Looking for death, get him!"

“Damn it, I’ve seen people picking up money and missing things, but I’ve never seen people picking up scoldings!”

"Tsk tsk."

When it comes to fighting, there are few people who are more proficient in business than Mao Zi. As soon as the person over there stood up, the few Mao Zi here were already ready to start a fight.

"Ula. Hu?"

Around the food stalls and across the street from the neighboring store, the "guests" from seventeen or eight tables stood up almost at the same time, directly interrupting the skills of the maozi.

"Listen to the gangsters across the street. You have been surrounded. Stop attacking immediately, put down your weapons and lie on the ground with your hands on your head. Otherwise, you will be shot to death immediately!"

As soon as they stood up, half the people in the street fell down!

After all, people stand up with guns in hand.

From 7.62 to Magnum, from riot-proof shotguns to the highly photographed AK47, there are even two Jeppards mounted in the third-floor window across the street!

There were dozens of people, all heavily armed. The configuration of this battle could not be said to be overqualified, at least it could be said to be an anti-aircraft cannon to swat mosquitoes. In Africa before the disaster, the restoration of the feudal monarchy might have been carried out in the Comoros!

The fierce and strong man at the new table was immediately confused and began to wonder if he was dreaming——

What a magical reality!

What have we done to us?

Why is this so?

Thermal weapons are indeed not very useful against walking zombies, but with the current level of prayer and ability, this thing can basically be said to be accurate against humans themselves, not to mention there are two full sniper rifles, ten strong men at that time He knelt down steadily, crying and not peeing on the spot, which was considered strong-willed.

"Grass" figured out what was going on after a little thought. Li Cang was dumbfounded and questioned in his soul, "Are you serious?"

The guy at the next table holding a distinctive Magnum revolver came up and gave Li Cang a standard military salute, his face full of seriousness and firmness.

"Comrade Li Cang, I'm sorry to frighten you. We didn't intend to disturb your normal life, but military orders cannot be violated! Please understand!"

Frightened? It would be nice if such a large array of serious people wouldn't scare you to death.

"As for that?"

The handsome Magnum guy smiled slightly and did not answer directly. Dozens of well-disguised people stood up from various places on the street. With one click of their bracelets, they dragged away all ten strong men who were on the verge of a mental breakdown. They explained and comforted each other in front of the powerful onlookers. In just a few minutes, the whole street returned to a bustling state.

Li Cang's eyes twitched when he saw it!

In this half of the street, we and the new unlucky guy are the only ones who are pure diners, and the rest are all timi your comrades? ?

After finishing it, everyone at the table looked at each other in confusion. Aunt Sophia looked at Li Cang faintly: "You know, it is a very immoral act to deprive a Slav of fun."

"As expected, there are always some inexplicable surprises around Teacher Cang," Bian Xiaomin sighed as she looked at the group of pretenders who were replaced in the blink of an eye. "Isn't it too much for the base to do this... uh..."

Alexey reminded: "The wind is roaring, the cranes are roaring, and the grass and trees are all in danger!"

"Yes, that's what I wanted to say."

"Teacher Cang has indeed made great contributions, but with his strength, this protective formation is really not necessary."

"agree."

Tang Xingfu and Atang, who had been silent for a long time, raised a different opinion: "Is there a possibility that the base is not to protect Teacher Cang at all?"

"Fuck, could it be that it's to protect those family members - eh?!"

No one at the table could hold back and burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at," Tom said seriously, "I haven't told you how I got the news about Teacher Cang here. Yesterday I saw a group of walking corpses on Bei 5th Road carrying away a certain slum building. This guy’s dark den is full of blood. I’m very familiar with the shapes of some of those walking corpses. Aren’t they just Mr. Cang’s bastards? When I asked about them again, hey, guess what?”

Everyone looked at Li Cang curiously.

Li Cang suddenly said: "So that's what happened. Isn't the base very chaotic these days? There are people taking advantage of it. I have an unlucky friend."

"Okay, the base is really afraid that some blind person will offend you and cause a bloody conflict, so it is a cover-up."

"To say that the chaos in the base is partly due to you," Bian Xiaomin suppressed a smile, "Just how many people you have flown to the base during this period of time have some idea. What are the main functional departments of the base? I work overtime day and night, it’s so funny, I’m so busy, okay?”

"The base is holding back its explosive anger," Tom said happily, "Look, when the work is over, these guys have so much juice to eat, they will be liquidated in less than half a month!"

"In Siberia, people like us are usually politely called Sukka. They are not worthy of growing potatoes, so they can only go to the Gulag to hold a solo concert~"

"Fool, if anyone has a little self-awareness, they would stay at home. It's the same as robbery. How can you judge it the same way in normal time and in the earthquake disaster area?"

"The food is here, don't mention those things that spoil the fun," Bian Xiaomin winked, "This is good stuff, Jiubao Cordyceps Muscovy Duck Soup, specially ordered for you, very nutritious, you may not be able to eat it in other places, there is only one store in the two bases, no branches."

Li Cang looked at the guy, and he was so incisive and engraved that if you don't want to let the bed sign a life and death agreement with you before drinking the soup, it would be considered premeditated murder.

"By the way, are the standards for inviting guests to dinner so outrageous now?" Li Cang suddenly felt a very cracked suffocating feeling.

"Don't worry about eating, like to like is a lie, we Slavs don't care about this"

Aunt Sophia went up and gave Li Cang a whole bowl, with two bombs and one satellite as a gift!

"Sophia, why do I feel that you have bad intentions?"

"Calm down, big sister. Even though you are a Siberian strongman weighing more than 200 pounds, Mr. Cang's girlfriend is not to be trifled with!"

"Goose, goose, goose"

After a false alarm, the boss said that he was calm and had completely understood who was the main person tonight. He and the boss's wife were picking up the materials for tomorrow at the counter while chatting with a group of people with a smile.

"Boss, your roast meat is really different, it tastes better than Jiubao soup, no wonder the store is so small and hard to find but there are so many people."

"Of course, the secret recipe and ancestral technique have been passed down from generation to generation, and it has been passed down for eight generations," the boss couldn't help but raise his hands, full of style and confidence, "Look at my hands, aren't they as delicate as a little girl? It's all thanks to the fat of the roast meat, it's very nourishing, roast meat, this dish is not a dead thing, it understands human nature, the steps are the same and the seasoning is the same, but people are different, it will never taste the same, my hands, except for the ingredients, I don't touch anything, especially money, I dare not touch it——"

The boss's wife: "Ah, yes, yes, I will definitely not let him touch the money!"

Everyone: "ヽ(゜Q。)ノ?"

The boss's face was full of complaints, but the boss's wife was looking at him with a burning gaze, so he really didn't dare to complain for too long, and a group of bored people took the opportunity to spread their hands to him and act helpless.

The atmosphere was harmonious and the guests and hosts were all happy. Even the boss took the opportunity to taste a few sips of Polish cedar and said that he had never had the opportunity to drink such mellow wine in the more than half a year since the store opened.

"So you know that this stuff is expensive? For half a year, we are the only ones who have been suckered in and are waiting to be slaughtered."