The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

The sideshow guy sent Li Cang an animated emoticon package of Liao Hongqing. In the picture, Liao Hongqing's red and blue face contrasted with the sinful hand slowly reaching for his girlfriend's bear bag. The little girlfriend was so pitiful. From the fear and panic to the animation-style special effects at the service of Big Er Leizi, it was like a stroke of genius, which made Li Cang laugh.

"Damn it!" Li Laisi turned over and put Jiojio on Li Cang's shoulder: "I've been up all night. As soon as I open my eyes, you put on that smile you gave me. Are you planning to tease me about drinking medicine?" "

Li Cang casually lifted the girl's long hair and covered it with Lei Zi as a quilt: "You can see for yourself!"

Li Laixi: "Goose, goose, goose, goose~"

Qin Zhenzhen, who woke up innocently, opened her eyes, her eyes filled with confused emptiness and despair: "I'm afraid of people like you, won't you be tired? I want to sleep, wuwuwu, I want to go home! "

"In good condition, he looks like a human being!" Li Leisi looked at the emoji several times, "I have been thinking that the Black Book of the Dead is pulled up so high that it looks like an undead, emmmm, this thing is very convenient, Liliana You have to paint your skin if you want to climb up!"

"You seem to have some strange misunderstandings about that thing. The skin is a completely unnecessary thing for her, it's just stinky!"

"Oh, yes, yes, don't tell me I forgot. She always hangs out next to Bone Girl. Tsk, do you think she likes Bone Girl's hateful form, or is she?"

"boring!"

"So, what does Liliana look like in person?"

"Well, the seven horns are very beautiful, the face is ugly, and it is about a hundred to two hundred meters tall. I seem to have forgotten whether it has wings. In short, it is just average, and its combat effectiveness is average!"

"Clang~"

Liliana dropped her kettle on the ground and stared at the door in disbelief. A purgatory demon gently shattered.

Why, why is it just average? It’s not what you call average.

Are all you men like this? You have obviously caused painful trauma to someone but you can’t even remember what their face looks like? What if you say I'm ugly? And my devil wings are obviously more sexy and beautiful than the third horn! Second only to the seventh horn!

"Tsk! Have you been caught in the act?" Li Laixi gloated: "It's better now. I can't have my morning tea!"

Li Cang was slightly embarrassed.

Qin Zhenzhen went to take a shower without even opening her eyes. She slammed the door and clicked the lock, fearing that some sworn enemy and creditor would follow her.

"Hey, what kind of humanoid ostrich~" Li Laixi rolled her eyes and threw the bed sheet and quilt to the ground with disdain. A few three-dog dogs walked in and silently put away the quilt and left, "Why isn't it dawn yet?"

"The insect plague came back last night. It should be because America's subspace bubble failed to control the radiation dose well and took away the insects in the surrounding airspace."

"Wuhu! The vacation continues!"

"No, buddy, can you put on some clothes first?"

Li Laixi's eyes widened, as if she was confused by Li Cang's shocking remarks: "That's not what you said last night!"

Li Cang glanced at her: "I seemed to have said the same thing last night!"

"Hey, you are so tough when you lift up your pants and talk!"

Forced by the girl's teasing eyes, Li Cang could only pick up the messy skin fragments on the floor and throw them into the trash can: "If you really have nothing to do, why don't you go back to the base and play around with those black studios of yours?" Where’s the lame little game?”

"Hey, it's only the first day. Li, you must explain it clearly to me. Are you tired of it or tired of it?"

"Another round!"

The furious Li Cang pounced on the food like a vicious dog, so he rushed forward and had a good time.

Qin Zhenzhen realized that something was not right in the bathroom, and the movement outside was even more wrong. She put on her clothes quietly, came out quietly, and prepared to open the door and run away.

noon.

Repeat the above steps.

Finally, Qin Zhenzhen looked at the ceiling with her eyes blankly, wanting to cry without tears: "Me, me, me, I'm not even hungry anymore. I messed with whoever I provoked. Even the wool can't be harvested by a sheep. They’re all going bald!”

Li Laisi stood up and immediately took action: "Where? Me Kangkang? Let me Kangkang?"

"_(`"∠)_"

Get lost, get lost, don't come here, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, where are you going? ?

Beside the bed, Li Cang buttoned up the last button and took out his pocket with a bold and unruly expression. He was ready to avenge the past. Yes, yes, yes, that is the one who passed down the gold from generation to generation. Throw melon seeds at the opponent Then he said "tired" and "nothing to chew" about traditional performing arts. As a result, all Li Cang could take out from his pocket was naturally the pitiful pack of 017 golden melon seeds from before, and he suddenly became excited about it. More than half of it was scattered

I can't bear it, I can't bear it at all.

People are poor but have short ambitions, and horses are skinny but long-haired. TNND, life is really unbearable.

Diaojiaolou.

"Yawn~Morning~"

The old man, wrapped in a blanket, was nestled on the sofa, holding a thermos cup. His mental state was cold, short and weak, as if he had taken a drug.

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"Hey, buddy, are you out of breath?" Young people like Li Cang naturally want to order some ice-cold drinks, add more ice, and also use a thermos cup. The main one is a white arowana suit. Have fun with the people, "Why don't you just drink the champagne bar, that thing is very strong!"

"I @#￥%..." Lao Wang opened his mouth and a string of bird sounds and flower fragrance, and finally covered up weakly: "Hehe, at least I am not like some people who rely on skills to cheat, then can I still be considered a human being?"

"The price of the next "Backwater Battle" will increase by 300%!"

"Dad! Living dad! There were many people outside just now, now I kowtow to you, give me another one, please, just one, I swear I won't want it next time, just one!"

"He~"

Tai Xiaoyi was holding a huge pot Coming out of the kitchen: "Hurry up, light the fire, this can't get cold, it will smell fishy when it gets cold!"

Li Cang's eyes were wide open: "What smells so good?"

"Mutton stewed with hawk moths, it's great to eat this in cold weather, there's another pot inside, Zhong, go get it!"

"That's not necessary, young lady. Although there are insects outside now, it doesn't matter if our food is also worse, no, it's simply adding insult to injury!"

"Are you asking for a beating?"

Lao Wang went there humbly.

Just as a person who likes mutton, he hates insects. Of course, it's not because he's afraid of insects or something. I'm the great Lao Wang, I can kick the world with my left foot weighing 200 kilograms, and I can sweep the world with my right foot weighing 300 kilograms. It's just a group of insects. I don't even think it's tasty to fry them with wine, haha!