The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

There are already many outrageous things in this world, and outrageous people are like shit stirrers that stir up more outrageous things into a sticky and disgusting paste, just like the bowl of curry sauce in front of her-

Facing the bowl in front of her, Kong Jingqiao suddenly became dazed, and her scalp was tingling.

Forget it, I won't do this again in the future.

This is a dish for Jin Yujing to enjoy. It's yellow and dirty, which is just right for her. Yellow skin, yellow heart, yellow name, Master Huang.

"They haven't come back yet?"

"Yes!"

"Where are they?"

"Washing up" Tai Xiaoyi made an exaggerated gesture: "Li Cang, who was carried back by Aunt Rao, looked ten times more miserable than when he fought desperately with the Nest Master!"

Kong Jingqiao raised her head: "Huh? When did you start calling her Aunt Rao?"

The poor little lady looked at her own mother with suffocation, and suddenly felt that the world was full of malice and cold as paper. In fact, considering Tai Xiaoyi's own age and Rao Qifang's early pregnancy, the effect of this aunt may be second only to the situation where I call you brother and you call me dad.

Kong Jingqiao also realized that she had said something wrong, and changed the subject awkwardly: "Well, um, how about the new medicinal soup?"

"Mom~"

"Mom is old, what can't you tell me? Look at you, Xiao Zhong spoils you like a little girl!"

"Yeah~!" Tai Xiaoyi held the dish in her hand and touched Kong Jingqiao's shoulder with her shoulder, very proud, "Of course!"

"Then it's useful?" Kong Jingqiao smiled and narrowed her eyes: "Okay, okay, Mom knows I know you are very proud. Mom has only been cooking all her life and has made her life a mess. Mom's vision is not as good as yours, and she has no luck like you, but fortunately, Mom still has you."

"Mom~"

"Wow, hiss, what's the smell, the food, the food is burnt!"

"Ah this!"

Not many people, only about fifty people, witnessed the smoke in the kitchen of the state banquet chef, and watched in shock as the mother and daughter conducted a rescue excavation of the kitchen like archaeology, and brought out dishes one by one.

"Although it is smoking, it is still very rigorous. So are you afraid that it will be smoked and change the taste?"

"I think so?"

"Emmm, it feels more lifelike."

No matter how you praise, it's not wrong. People have to eat when they are alive, it's not shabby.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang upstairs, and Li Cang, naked from the waist up and only wrapped in a bath towel, was seen tumbling down the stairs like a pig and a wolf, without wiping his hair or face, knocking over several sofa decorations along the way, and burying his face directly into the dining table.

Two roasted whole cows, without spitting out the bones; three five-liter buckets of frozen Dakuole with ice chips, without taking a breath; a pot of raw porridge, emmm, this is at least the leftover clay pot.

The brutal scene made the spirited girls of the Ghost Fire Sisterhood husky and timi their legs and voices: "Wow, he looks so thin when he's dressed, how did he hide his muscles, the scenery is picturesque!"

"You can only have muscles if you exert force!"

"The bath towel! It fell off, sisters, today we have to feast our eyes even if we risk being beheaded by Sister Lei Lei——"

"Huh?"

"No, who would wear big shorts under a bath towel? Where is the trust between people? I don't even wear safety pants when I do COS!"

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The fierce woman shed tears, and sadness flowed like a river.

"Are matter and energy really conserved? Is energy really weightless? Is this thing in front of us really a person?" Lao Wang, holding a lighter in his mouth, questioned his soul: "Da Leizi, why are you silent?"

"Go to hell, ugly thing like you, what do you know about beauty? Don't delay me from enjoying the scenery!"

"That's right!"

"My dear son, if I were to say, you are still too dependent on external things." Rao Qifang came out wiping her hair and brought up the old things again: "With your, um, this ability, it shouldn't be like this. I don't understand your complex algorithms and skills, but there must be something wrong. You have to check yourself, understand?"

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All Li Cang could do was smile bitterly.

In his case, even calling him a shit mountain code could be regarded as a compliment. A single unclear disease and a big blood explosion could blow up the entire skill structure into a pile.

Self-examination

There is no way to check it. Even if you use the timi magic mirror to look at the skill entries and the formula he made, it is guaranteed that not even a single punctuation mark error will be found. The problem has never been here, but lies with himself.

"Forget it." Rao Qifang pulled out a napkin to help Li Cang wipe his face and mouth: "You, with your personality, should have known that there was a problem long ago. There must be a reason why you didn't handle it properly. But, why didn't you take out your new rebellious son?"

"That thing will cost lives! You can't expect to see it without a large-scale battlefield! The disaster suddenly appeared and showed off his "magic" enough to make this thing feel distressed for half a year!" Li Lasi said some words that were extremely terrifying to normal people. "Hehe, we agreed to test the depth, but the two of them hid everything. It's really boring!"

"It's still useful." Li Cang raised his eyebrows: "At least, the "three disasters and eight difficulties" are more widely applicable than I thought. This time I really picked up a treasure!"

A group of people looked at Jin Yujing.

Jin Yujing drank tea slowly: "Well, what are you looking at me for?"

Rao Qifang: "Yo~"

See why you don't jump out and take advantage of the situation, bah, take credit, what a guy, the sun is rising from the west today, what, the capitalists are itching, should they have a conscience?

At this moment, Kong Jingqiao, who was standing on the fifth floor, was in a terrible mood. Little did she know that the free ones were the most expensive. She sighed: "Xiao Zhong, come with me to turn on the furnace and bring up two more cows."

Lao Wang: "Okay!"

Li Cang's revengeful eating finally came to an end temporarily. He took a look at the messy tabletop after realizing it, and then looked at the wolves surrounding him. He felt like they were going to peel off his skin. He swallowed his saliva and silently retreated behind Li Lacy, whispering: "Clothes. Clothes"

Naturally, they started eating directly over there.

"Eh~"

"Wow, so cute!"

"Love it, love it, since my brother-in-law said so, then sister Leilei, go and help my brother-in-law put on his clothes first, one hour is enough!"

"Why do you slander someone's innocence out of thin air?"

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Li Cang finally put on his "My Mom is Super Beautiful" uniform that has never changed for 10,000 years. Da Leizi may have worn "Facing the Enemy" to suit the occasion. Anyway, they are all work clothes that Rao Qifang wholesaled and customized, and the sky island's house is full of them.

In fact.

Every time they wear this outfit, there will be an inexplicable sense of humor, and there will always be people with a low sense of laughter who can't help but turn into a single-cylinder diesel princess.

"Geese, geese, who will sit opposite Sister Leilei today?"

"No, I can't. I feel so uncomfortable. I can't straighten my back and can't eat. You guys come and treat me. I'm kneeling down to pay my respects."

"Ahhh, don't bother me. I won't go. I don't want to. I can't!"

"Get lost!"

In the end, Timi Li Cang was very encouraged. He sat opposite Li Leisi. Rao Qifang didn't care about that. He poured Li Cang a glass of champagne wine and signaled with his eyes: "Son? Let's have a drink?"

"Ah? Good! The wine in the glass! I'll drink it up, you can do whatever you want!" Li Cang raised the glass and quickly put it down, asking his baby to turn around: "Leiza! Fill up our mother's glass!"

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No, it was just one glass. Besides, that thing is not considered wine.