The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Teacher Cang, I seem to have figured out something in the past few days!" As the two of them walked towards the island, Lao Wang continued to be yin and yang and gave Li Cang a lot of value: "I'm thinking about it. We are already a bunch of mature track line leaders, already We have reached the age of being a saint in front of others, but you see, others bully young men and dominate women in clubs every day. As for us, we work hard every day. We were like this before we got on the rail line, and we are still like this after we got on the rail line. Then Didn’t we pay for this rail line for nothing?”

"Old Wang, he wants to be a young model in the club again, little--"

"Can you act like a fucking human being?" Lao Wang was furious, "Can you please stop calling me little miss if you come or not? You are a fucking dog, aren't you?"

"hole--"

"Shh! Shhhhhh! Daddy! Live daddy!"

Li Cang picked his ears: "What did you just say? I allow you to reorganize the language."

"Your Majesty, the great magician across the multi-dimensional world, the second source of will in the void on both sides of the Taiwan Strait!" Lao Wang's eyes were shocked and awe-inspiring, and his expression was pious and fiery: "Money can solve 50% of the problems. Worry, the remaining 50% of the worry is where the money comes from. For the rest of my life, everything is yours. You point me to the east and I hit the west. You let me chase the dog and I chase the chicken. The love from you makes my radar spin! "

Li Cang's body suddenly emerged from the homologous link channel, and Cang Licang patted Lao Wang on the shoulder angrily: "On this island, there is freedom of speech, but I cannot guarantee the freedom of speech, little Comrade, do you remember?"

“(｀)╭∩╮”

Li Cang touched the big magic wand that looked like a slippery fish or a jumping puppy, walked into the stilted building with his hands behind his back, settled on the sofa, casually clicked on the forum interface, and muttered to himself: "It should be about the same. No one will be unlucky all the time. Come on, let me know if I can find something useful!"

Tai Xiaoyi brought out a pot of iced fruit tea: "Are you using this to get angry with yourself recently?"

"How is that possible?!" Li Cang was unwilling to admit it, "It's boring, it's just boring. Wait, why is there no discussion about insect-like infection on the forum?"

Lao Wang rolled his eyes and said feebly: "The base is reporting, and after reporting, it will have to hold several rounds of summit discussions with famous and powerful forces to analyze the means of situation-level control. Anyway, that's what they mean. I think what they said It makes sense. If we just shake it out, there will be chaos in the settlements with a little population. Let the thieves divide the corpses, but don’t hurt any of our people. Those who live outside the base, if one of them dies, it will be considered a saving. Isn’t it merit?”

Li Cang curled his lips, but didn't say much else: "Oh, I'm so anxious to worry about whether Kuchazi is wearing it or not. If it turns into an insect-like infection, Tili will definitely be the first to get there first. Just wait!"

Lao Wang yawned: "Little miss, you don't want to sleep for a while, it's all this guy's fault, he's tearing up the house so early in the morning, it's so annoying!"

"No, I've had enough sleep. I'm going to practice some yoga and just make breakfast. Leilei hasn't woken up yet. What do you two want to eat?"

"Braised beef head and hooves! Bone marrow instant noodles!" Lao Wang has always been thinking about eating, and he pondered for a while, "This seems a bit too hard to eat in the morning, what about it, mix it with acanthopanax leaves!"

Tai Xiaoyi looked forward to this fashion: "Li Cang, what about you?"

"Roast an alien antelope, bake silver ants with salt, stew meat in a big pot, and have a big pot of rice!"

"Forget it, I'd better wake up Lei Lei."

If Li Laixi hadn't been woken up, she would have just stared at her for breakfast. She felt panicked just thinking about it. How could two handsome and handsome boys be so cool?

The cruel facts once again proved that Li Leisi's anger when she got up was not ordinary. It was so angry that even the gentle and virtuous young lady could not escape. She came back by herself holding a piece of paper with a lot of worries. "Weren't you very happy when you went there? What's the matter? That crazy bitch won't start fighting with you, right?"

"That's not true. Hmm."

"Snow-clothed bean paste without sticks, fried tofu and crispy yellow vegetables, shredded salted egg yolk baked yam with frosted waist -" Lao Wang took the note and saw that it was the backbone that had lost its true soul, and a nameless anger erupted from Wuhua. The third layer burned to the heart, liver, spleen and stomach: "Chongzhi! I'm going to talk to that bitch right now! Are you ordering food or are you ordering mao?"

"What the hell are you talking about? You're going to come back after being beaten?" Li Cang threw the piece of paper into the fireplace. "I'm going to make her some alienated wild ginseng. Miss, fry some broccoli yam with fungus. The work, the dream is not yet finished, she is so beautiful!”

As expected, Li Leisi didn't make any comment when she swam to the dinner table like a drooling Kentero, as if she hadn't even fully opened her eyes.

Lao Wang grimaced as he watched: "The ginseng extracted from the wild ginseng tree is just disgusting. The smell of that thing is not much greater than that of radish. I can't even tolerate the ginseng extracted from the root of the radish. Wild ginseng, my mother, I'm really curious about this mother." How on earth did you get that thing into your stomach? It’s sweet, astringent, and numb. What does it taste like?”

Li Cang didn't touch that dish himself. He symbolically lifted up his chopsticks and went to blast out the big pots he named: "I'm crazy about that casserole and mushroom soup. You bug mother opened the window wide yesterday." I froze a flying dragon to death, haven’t you thought about it for a long time? This time you paid for it!”

"Holy shit! Just give me a bloody chicken?"

"That's too much. When you were alive, you called people flying dragons. It's not cool yet and you're calling people dead chickens?"

"It's freezing to death!"

"What's wrong? It's over 90 degrees now!"

"Hurry up and run! Grandet!"

Tai Xiaoyi has already started eating fruit: "That soup is a big pot, how about sending it to the lab over there?"

"No! Why send it to them? A bunch of ungrateful people!" Lao Wang cursed: "If it weren't for the fact that they had nothing to do and bothered Li Cang, I wouldn't have to endure this misfortune. I also gave them Feilong soup. I was polite and moral if I didn't soak them in the morning when I got up!"

The young lady blinked: "Don't be mean, Wenwen and Duan Li are here too, they are touching her Our light, okay~"

Li Cang finished eating: "Make another batch of anti-jump bombs, you fire the bombs, I will go around the surrounding airspace, I just calculated that two turtle back water beetles can't swallow the laboratory in half, what if there is something, it's not easy to deal with, it will take a while, let's be more careful these days!"

"Okay, the bombs will do the talking, young lady, do you want to go out for a ride?"

"Forget it, I have other things to do"

"I'll go, Li Cang, bring me those air motorcycles from the base, they are new models of the Academy of Sciences, let's try them?"

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