The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

[Cang: Uh-huh, that little guy, is he there? I want to ask you something.]

[Huahuahuahuahuazi: Huh? Yes. Are you calling me?]

[Cang: That’s right, do you still have the tattoo stickers you painted last time for Dalei Zi and your little lady? 】

[Huahuahuahuahuazi: No, but I’m very free recently. I’m not teaching. You can draw. Teacher Cang, do you like these too? Do you want the men’s version? 】

[Cang: No, this is a yearly coin for your sister Leilei]

[Huahuahuahuahuazi: Huh? 】

[Cang: Full back, whole body, anyway, it is the kind of abstract non-mainstream painting style that the little girl with the spirit of the ghost fire girl likes. Use more expensive paints, the more gorgeous and cool the better, the painting style is... ahem... just press As she told you last time, cough cough cough, one thousand percent of the limit will be reimbursed! Public expense! 】

【Huahuahuahuahuazi: Oh~~】

[Cang: I will never forget the kindness of saving my life. I will treat you to some wontons later and carve a paperweight for you as sealing money! 】

[Huahuahuahuahuazi: Little wontons, the legendary teacher Cang’s highest courtesy! 】

After closing the prayer chat interface, Li Cang breathed a sigh of relief. As the saying goes, a man is weak but his father is strong. This girl is usually crazy, but she is actually quite easy to coax. Get her something she likes and sign some points to save her money. Jin’s unequal treaty was dismissed——

The key to this thing is similar to playing mahjong, it's to listen.

Yes, women are different creatures. By the time she attacks, it will be too late. By then, you have already died ten thousand times in her heart. Therefore, follow their path and leave them with nowhere to go. This is the magic weapon to win.

"Sir, your deluxe version of black pepper hot corn shoots, grilled zebu tender beef brisket and special cola!"

"Um."

Li Cang took the brown paper bag and walked leisurely down the street amid the boss's endless gratitude.

"Let's go, let's go. Huh."

"Hush! You have such a sharp sense, please shut your mouth!"

"Oh my God, Fuck was fucked. Did you see him flying up and then being smashed down? And that crystal fish, that pit, so deep!!"

"I almost peed just now! I thought there would be lumps here and there, but in the end there weren't even any bruises or purples."

"WTF, another gold one?"

"People usually use destiny coins, so they definitely don't like coins like ours. They probably don't even have any idea!"

"Don't you think he looks familiar?"

"Ha, all the Asian faces look familiar to me, all, and they look at us the same way!"

"makes sense"

"This person's aura is really strong! The kind that can crush people to death!"

"It's okay if you don't laugh, but it's even scarier if you laugh."

"But he is so handsome. Wow, look, look, look. He looks like a god walking on earth. It's so sacred. I want to record this back view!"

The bosses and clerks in the Mexican-style fast-food restaurant looked at each other in confusion. They all had their own beliefs, but no one spoke up to refute the beautiful little girl with promiscuous flowers and charming eyes. They just kept silent. Staring at the short street, I was in a daze.

The sunset is like blood, the short street is deserted, the winding purple lightning and the afterglow of the energy matrix cannon slide across the sky, the broken limbs and arms are like a waterfall of blood, the fragmented mechanical structure is like a curtain of smoke, and the whole body is a faint blue A shining fish sang a distant whale song and swam slowly with its fins and tail. The floating force field opened an arc of nothingness in the battlefield, invulnerable to all forces. The one below The back figure seems to have some kind of divinity in the eyes of some people at this moment - this scene will probably be engraved in their minds for a long time and they will not be able to forget it.

"What kind of black pepper is it? Is it so spicy?" Li Cang coughed and followed the direction of the particle cloud. His face was all red, and he shouted like a spirit, "Lei Xi, eat some. Lei Xi, please Please!”

It is still doubtful whether the so-called Lambros are professional gangsters, but the two sides do seem to have some kind of blood feud.

Because normally wars would not be fought like this, and thieves have their ways. Whoever comes to rob will not care about blowing up the valuables first, and then violently destroying the passing merchant fleets and temporary residences of non-native residents. district.

It's simply outrageous. It's self-destructive.

"OI!"

"That boy!"

"Don't you look like a local?"

"You are unlucky today. You are actually under the nose of me, Lambros. How come his name is red! And why can't I identify even a single word?"

Li Cang glanced at the other party's small ship, which was so crude that only a few dozen people could stand on top of each other: "Are you lost?"

"What?"

Li Cang sighed, pinched the big Kunkun's tail and tossed it carelessly in his hand like a bag.

The next second, the rapidly expanding Kun Kun dragged a blazing tail like a comet hitting the earth. The terrifying aftermath battered the ground and even tore a long trench directly in the center of the street.

Meteors pass by and no tile remains.

[Craftsman Master Wang: These gangs are poisonous, right? If they invade, they will invade, and if they rob, they will rob. What the hell is this about staring at our empty island and biting them to death? 】

[Cang: The Great Leizi sub-human body has super evolved and has no time to go back. You can take care of it. These people probably have a grudge against Whitesville. Well, their fighting ability is average. Don’t tell me that you have to lose some points. land! 】

"I just feel weird, just complaining, how can a bunch of noobs rebel? These bastards give me the impression that they can't stand seeing others doing well, tsk!" But the second message that Lao Wang sent immediately afterwards was the real intention, "Don't mess around, kid, don't hit a smiling person, people almost treat you as their father, and it's rude to let the dog sea make things worse. With the combat power level of this place and the strength of the contract island chain, a round of plasma cannon and a doghouse are enough to keep them tossing and turning for half a month without daring to sleep!"

Li Cang looked at the fleet that was swept into some corner The narrow street in front of him suddenly became a long street and a wide lane: "I know it!"

"Hey, you crazy, you are mentally ill!"

"Do you think you have less work recently?"

"Oh, that's impossible. Well, my family has come again. I'll entertain them and try to make back the ticket money. You know this girl well. She makes more money at the auction than we do from robbery. It turns out that you are the capitalists who make money quickly!"

"Take a look at my island. The ferocious dragon blade of Da Leizi is used as a conversion medium on it. Don't move."

The answer was a wisp of air, nothing.

Li Cang's mouth twitched. This idiot still needs practice. Sure enough, it's time to sell a few more [Back to the Water] to the young lady. Recently, my luck has been too bad. The dignified Gambling God of Track Lane can't even lose the gold melon seeds. It's outrageous. How can it be?

I suddenly had something urgent to go out of town yesterday. I didn't get home until noon today. Sorry everyone.

I'm not sick!

I'm not dead!

I just don't have internet!