The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Chapter 19 There is a reason why you failed the civil service exam

A beautiful day starts with breakfast, which is the only enjoyable thing that Li Cang has.

The broken wood dug out from the demolished house was soaked by the rain, so Li Cang had to use the reserve firewood of the original owner of the wing room to start the fire.

This made him feel distressed, and he regretted why he didn't think of going into the kitchen of an ordinary family and carrying a few liquefied gas tanks back.

After all, there are basically no plants on the bare island. He can't eat raw meat and drink blood after burning these rotten wood and the fuel stored in the wing room, right?

He cooked a pot of rice for himself, and steamed a few leaves of vegetables sprinkled with soy sauce and peanut oil on it.

One pot!

Real people who work hard never pick and choose the quality of food, they only care about whether it is enough to eat.

Staring at the bacon hanging on the beam, chewing the leaves and eating rice, Li Cang began to lose his mind.

Yanchuan belongs to the northeastern region, and there is no habit of making ham, bacon and bacon. Those who live in or capture fragments and floating islands belonging to the southern region must have a high happiness index, right?

Li Cang once traveled to her hometown with a college classmate who was on good terms with him. That year was the peak of pork prices, and the price of meat was skyrocketing. When he saw the chicken, duck, fish, ribs, and ham hanging on the beams of the kitchen and in the preserved goods room, he felt that this very low-key female classmate must have secretly opened a mine at home without telling her classmates.

What kind of family dares to do this?

Moreover, the shelf life of preserved goods is very long, and they can be kept for a few years.

It's really fucking mouth-watering!

Li Cang almost drooled as he finished the tasteless soy sauce and cabbage rice, and it felt the same as not eating anything.

So he reluctantly supplemented three corn hot dogs, and then he felt that life could be tolerated.

With diesel, the generator can finally start.

Li Cang found the spot welder and angle grinder from the spoils that the big corpse brother had piled up and covered with plastic cloth to prevent rain, cut and welded, and made several anchor-shaped steel hooks with steel bars.

No more tattered ones, bundles of new ropes give a sense of security.

After tying the rope to the hook, Li Cang began to try to hook the floating island fragments around.

"Swoosh"

After several unsuccessful attempts, Li Cang realized that it was not enough to have a long rope to achieve twice the result with half the effort. This thing actually required strength, accuracy and a basic knowledge of physics.

At the age of 69, he was guarding the tower with illness. The light hook could only be thrown a dozen or twenty meters at most. It would not work if it was farther away, like a useless person.

"Big Corpse Brother, come here, I'll give you something fun~"

Big Corpse Brother:

The number of fragments produced after the explosion of the giant floating island was huge, and a blind cat could also encounter a few.

After two hours of continuous casting and retrieving, Big Corpse Brother hooked back six floating island fragments that were relatively close.

The larger ones were more than ten meters long and wide, and the smaller ones were not as big as a toilet.

[Sky Island Subordinate: Li Cang (Cang)]

[Sky Island Area: 17.34*21.88 (Being annexed)]

[Servant of Destiny: Corpse Brother, (To be named)]

[Coin of Destiny: 101.5]

[Pray]

[Exchange]

After the hooks were used up, Li Cang was relieved to see the large and small fragments firmly hooked on the edge of the floating island.

"Wait a minute."

I seem to have forgotten something!

He began to scratch his head.

The impact injury on his head was aching slightly, could it be that there were sequelae!

So, what did I forget?

On a floating island.

Old Zhong sat in a room with 17 or 18 large pork elbows hanging from the beams, cursing as he took out the ribs and stewed chicken from the pot,

"Fuck you, you scattered all my ashes!"

"You didn't even remember to dream about me when you died!"

"Hey, man!"

"Now it's good, should I leave now or not?"

Li Cang placed the flush toilet on the edge of the floating island and built a toilet that could drop down 3,000 feet.

Yes, that's right, he came here to poop.

It's very troublesome, you need to manually add water to the toilet, the pipe is buried directly in the ground, and the excrement is directly thrown along the edge of the island.

What else can you do?

Leave the feces and urine for the vegetable field as fertilizer?

Stop talking nonsense!

Human feces cannot be used directly as fertilizer, it must be fermented before it can be used.

Then can you imagine the scene of composting on an island with a total area of ​​20*20 square meters?

Are you looking for trouble because you are living too comfortably?

Besides, Li Cang is not so extravagant as to use the hard-earned rolls of plastic greenhouse film for compost.

Speaking of shit. Excrement. Uh. Fertilizer.

Li Cang finally remembered what he forgot. It turned out to be Lao Zhong!

[Cang: Wuhu~]

[Si, Fu, Xing, He: Am I pretty? Did you hear me? Am I pretty! ]

[Cang: Calm down, Lao Wang. Treat people with courtesy]

[Si, Fu, Xing, He: I am not calm at all. I am not polite at all. I am old Nima Wang. I thought you were dead. It is so hot. You will have maggots in a few days. I will cremate you at that time.]

[Cang: I was scammed. Do you remember the guy from Yedao who found more than 600 zombies in the forum? ]

[Silk, wife, wake up, river: I bumped into you? I was wondering why the connection lost signal and navigation failed. I couldn't contact you. I thought you were buried secretly. Let me tell you, it's very immoral to avoid cremation these days. No wonder you can't pass the civil service exam. You are not good enough.]

[Cang: Wait for me to reconnect the coordinates, you continue on your way, okay]

[Silk, wife, wake up, river: Got it, how did you get it? ]

Li Cang thought about it, it's hard to say what he got

So Li Cang told Lao Zhong about the story of me and my placenta and his own guess.

Lao Zhong was silent for a long time, and then he said:

[Fuck, this young man is awesome! ]

After another long time,

[Silk, wife, wake up, river: So, our earth exploded, and another parallel world was blown out. The floating island is a fragment of another earth that was blown up by our earth, and the monster is actually you? ]

[Cang:. That's probably what he meant. This is a bit imaginative, but I don't know how to say it. That guy gave me the feeling of looking in the mirror]

[Si, Fu, Xing, He: If you also turn into that kind of monster, will I be able to inherit your inheritance if I rush over now? ]

[Cang: Blocked. ]

[Si, Fu, Xing, He: No, no, no, hey, I said you are in a good mood today, is your illness finally curable? ]

[Cang: Yes, the wishing coin tells me that I can cure your illness by popping your anus a thousand times]

[Si, Fu, Xing, He: Okay, I'll take a shower now]

[Cang: ? ? ? ]

[Si, Fu, Xing, He: Question mark, you should say, this is brother! ]

[Cang: I don't allow you to insult the word brother]

[Si, Fu, Xing, He: So, then insult me ​​as much as you want, I can bear it]

[Cang: Get lost! ]

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