The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Forced to have no choice, Li Cang once again acted as a camel in the scenic spot, being led by Martinis to symbolically go through the motions in front of the tribesmen. The most important thing in his mind was to drag the enemy to the edge of the cliff to bleed and sacrifice to heaven. This guy doesn't know what it means to be reserved at all, and he upholds the consistent enthusiasm and boldness of the African race. Several times, he almost made some magicians who pride themselves on elegance and have no social fear tend to want to fight with each other. Walk.

The colorful and gorgeous large square scarf Xiaodai wore was her only possession. She followed Li Cang step by step throughout the process, her moist and clear eyes filled with fear and fear, especially when those tough and strong young men were so hot. When his eyes fell on her, the panic and helplessness reached the limit in an instant - Miss Xiao Dai's state was similar to Li Cang's to some extent.

Martinis had originally planned to ask Li Cang to teach the tribal men about their skills. The problem was that Li Cang, the suture monster of the tribe who combines metaphysics, inheritance, belief, earthy primitive religion and prayer, knew how to use a hammer. Can this thing still ring like a melon?

Li Cang habitually glanced at the big wand floating behind his back, emmm, these guys look very crisp and juicy at first glance, they must feel pretty good in the hand!

What Martinis wanted was guidance, not an end point. Seeing this, he quickly changed the topic: "Dear Cang, it was my negligence, but it seems that Miss Xiaodai is really not suitable to stay in the tribe. The children are in a young and vigorous stage. At such a young and vigorous age, and Miss Xiaodai is such a one-in-a-million beauty, cough."

Martinis has his own little plan. Didn’t you see that this girl’s eyes have already been glued to our Holy Spirit? The tribe is not afraid of having one more person to eat, but it’s just that they are forced to stay at this time. Let's make an offering, not to mention whether the children of the tribe will beat the dog's brains out because of jealousy. The key is that it will make people hate it!

It's better to take advantage of the current situation and do a favor.

What if, what if, right?

Li Cang glanced at Martinis and said helplessly: "Tell yourself, do you want to stay here?"

There was a language barrier, but this sentence didn't even need to be translated by Martinis. Xiaodai shook her head like a rattle and babbled a long string of words.

“He’s really a human trafficker”

Li Cang muttered something meaningless. If there are too many lice, don't bite them. If there are too many debts, don't worry. Our Aunt Jin has tens of millions of houses. She can shelter all kinds of talents. So, let her and Shirvalshina Sisters Avila, Li Na, Li Mingna, and others were playing ball calculations with him. The time he spent at the base was not as long as others traveling on holidays. Out of sight, out of mind, he didn't care about killing or burying.

Martinis nodded to Xiaodai, with a smile of honesty and certainty on his dark and shiny face.

It was already dawn when we arrived at the edge of the island chain. The orange-yellow sun rose from the vast sea of ​​thunderstorms. The blazing sunlight seemed to ignite Uncle Black Island in the east into a huge burning blue gem. Li Cang squinted his eyes. : "You don't even want that island?"

This floating land base is free to stock, but it is absolutely impossible to push it into the hands of Area B. Who knows if they will remember the large urine habit and play the trick of fishing in the lake with great proficiency, and take dozens of It is obviously not smart enough to take millions of lives to test the bottom line of a large apocalyptic settlement with numerous criminal records.

Unexpectedly, Martinis wasted no time in thinking and was so anxious that he stuttered: "Nonono, the tribe needs to keep the bloodline pure in order to better communicate with the ancestors and the Holy Spirit!"

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Li Cang was speechless. A tribe that still retains the magical uncle-nephew inheritance system brazenly talks about maintaining the purity of its bloodline. How can you open your mouth to say this? Internal digestion can be said to make you understand. !

Martinis's face was dark and red: "Well, the tribe really cannot manage such a huge floating island and population base. Winter is probably coming at a fast pace. This is already a huge test for the survival of the tribe, and, and We have just had enough food for a few days.”

Li Cang glanced sideways at Lao Ma: "After winter, this island may not be at this price."

"Dear Cang, you don't understand that the people on that island have deep-rooted and complicated hatred for each other, but it can also be said in one sentence, that is, once they take up arms, they will not put them down unless they are Kill them all. It is easy to kill, but it is difficult to manage and utilize such a large land. The colonial empire that was dragged down by the colonies is never an exception. In the words of the Chinese, it is called not not reporting when the time has not come. "

Li Cang almost thought that his mantra that he had nothing to do with the instigator was about to blurt out from Lao Ma's mouth. In the end, he waited for a long time in vain. It can be seen that Lao Ma's idiom dictionary has to continue to be read.

"Let's go catch the sea. I'll cover the tribe's meals today!"

"Really?" At this moment, Lao Ma showed his integrity, "Dear Cang, that costs a lot of money."

"Can't you call me something else?"

"Uh, Cang, Teacher Cang?"

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Boxes of base work score cards in Li Cang's house were left there to gather dust. They were just a day's meal for a tribe, a drop in the bucket. As a result, the loser left empty-handed and returned empty-handed——

Where is my money?

There is a note in the empty box, which is written in Jin Yujing's handwriting: "I will raise a little wife for you!"

Facing tons of seafood and monsters, dozens of seafood vendors, and hundreds of porters, the atmosphere suddenly became a little subtle. Li Cang, who couldn't hold it in, began to count the coins with a distressed look on his face. He counted and counted, cursing while counting. For him, spending work points cards and fate coins were completely different things. It was not easy to use a large number of work points cards to squeeze the fragile coin ecology of the base. This thing requires a big spending, but the money earned on the track line is already a bit of a waste of resources, not to mention that it is these shrimp soldiers and crab generals.

"Forty-three thousand two hundred and eight, give it a zero, how about thirty-eight thousand?"

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The answer is obviously not very good.

At this point, Mr. Cang, who has abundant material resources, finally realized how bad it is to support such a group of bottomless buckets. Fortunately, there are few people on Lao's island.

After talking about what should be talked about and showing off the food that shouldn't be shown off, Li Cang returned to the Wenquanshan Villa District at around four o'clock in the afternoon. He originally planned to rush back before lunch: "Mom, have you drunk the sweet water I simmered on the stove?"

"I drank it!" Rao Qifang took a feather duster and dusted the dust off Li Cang's body, "What a strong smell! Did you really go out to steal fish at night?"

"I bought some seafood. I thought it was quite close, but who knew that the seafood market was also closed, so I went directly to Black Uncle Island and got lost!"

"Oh, this little girl who looks like syrup, was she also found when she was lost?"

Li Cang blabbered about the matter: "I didn't expect such a strange thing to happen. Just consider it as accumulating merits. It's more useful than raising electronic pets and beating electronic wooden fish, right?"

Li Lace: "Who are you talking about?"

"What did I say?"

"Tsk tsk, another one. Li Cang, I think you are going to be lawless recently!"

Da Leizi knew Li Cang's character very well, but did this conflict with her using words to squeeze Li Cang? It didn't conflict at all. Li Cang was about to say something when he heard Rao Qifang say something, and then Xiao Dai responded immediately. The two of them chatted for at least three rounds in a very formal manner.

"The three little ones can speak a little of this language, and I learned a few words from them." Rao Qifang said: "It just so happens that the three little ones are in need of a companion, and they can speak the same language, so let her stay with the three little ones and go to school together as a playmate."

"You decide."

At about five o'clock, the seafood bought by Li Cang arrived. The huge scene of a full box of goods stunned Xu Hongfeng. Xu Hongfeng ordered people to help unload the goods while muttering: "There is no need to buy so many old ones for the New Year, and frozen goods are not delicious."

"There are more to come, this is just the beginning, I am going to the Sky Island."

"Is the saltwater lake on your Sky Island gone again?"

"It disappeared a long time ago."

"Didn't it move to the Sky Island?"

"Gone!"

Xu Hongfeng grinned when he heard it. No wonder it took more than two years since he ran away. Did he let people demolish the island?

Old Wang laughed at the crabs as big as basins, "I saw you asked your lackey to come back to get the money. What's the matter? Are you sorry for your son?"

"Get lost!"

"This money should be paid by mom!" Rao Qifang happily held the phone to her ear, "Hello, ah, yes, Xiao Cang bought a lot of good seafood, you and Lao Suo come over and have a home-cooked meal, yeah, okay."

The closer the New Year is, the better Rao Qifang's mood is and the more she wants to be lively. She looks like she is in her twenties, but in fact, she has even named a whole company of grandchildren, and she imagines all kinds of family happiness.

But in fact, she has been annoyed recently by the situation of the abc three districts being suppressed before being promoted. Instructor Rao, who is full of martial virtue, is very impatient with this kind of cold war. Only those who are incompetent will confront each other. If you are really capable, you should be like my big son and slap even the passing dogs. If you want to take action, do it quickly. It’s so uncomfortable to be stuck in the middle, do you understand?

"Hey, where did the king crab come from? Isn't there only spider crab on Black Uncle Island?" Li Leisi held a big crab and asked suspiciously, "Mr. Li, you must have been fooled again. This is not the first time you have done this!"

"Black Uncle Island is also keeping up with the times. The conditions on their island are unique. Isn't it normal to do breeding?"

"Cold and hot mixed breeding, right?"

"Well, hasn't the temperature dropped recently at that base?"

Li Leisi and the young lady looked at each other and said, "Well, I don't know how many dealers this crab is from. They haven't slaughtered such a fat pig. It is estimated that the New Year is already celebrated in advance on the island. Miss, you Come and see if these are still edible!"

"How can we not eat them while we are still alive?" Tai Xiaoyi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Li Cang, next time you want to buy this kind of thing, you'd better bring someone you know. The price of these things in the base changes every day, and you have to pay with coins. No matter how you think about it, you feel that it's a loss."

Lao Wang came over: "Let's go wash our feet tonight? Lao Wu, you and I, add a side show!"

"When will you change this problem?"

"Next time!"

"Go away, go away, I won't go, don't you see that my house is bustling!"

"The instructor just called Lao Han, and your aunt is on her way on horseback now!"

"What time?"

"Ten thirty, it doesn't matter if it's late~"

"Okay!"

You are just saying that there is no creature in the world that can arouse Li Cang and Li Lei's double vigilance more than the little aunt. This kind of super senior, super clingy, super social and fearful little clingy person makes people want to come back. The ground exploded and degraded itself. Every time he saw Li Qingyi, his scalp felt numb and he choked unspeakably. And which male creature in the world could refuse to wash his feet and then attack the kidney reflex area?

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On the third day, the sense of ritual is here.

As soon as Rao Qifang came out of the dressing area of ​​the Su embroidery shop, the entire store was filled with dozens of clerks and more than ten customers in total silence. Without it, the feeling of oppression was too strong.

The old lady looked up and down at the state of her clothes, as if looking at a work of art: "Old lady, this is the most perfect work in my life, but fortunately the old lady is not blind yet, otherwise she would have said, 'Guest, Wouldn't it look too old for your age? Unexpectedly, you look younger than in the photos and videos. Apart from your temperament, you look like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl."

Rao Qifang was talking about something, and her face was already smiling: "Erda, come here!"

She took Li Cang and took pictures in front of the dressing mirror. After taking the pictures, she posted them on WeChat Moments to show off. She held her phone happily and her typing rhythm was as perfect as that of a little girl.

The whole cheongsam is made of pearl white material. The color and texture are quite warm, without the sparkle of bolting. The cut is very slim and suitable. However, the embroidery work on it is not so low-key, using alienated blue peacock and green peacock. The edge feathers are hand-twisted, with double silk and single bird velvet. It takes more than a dozen peacock edge feathers to twist out a thread of a little more than half a meter. This cheongsam requires hundreds of thousands of meters of material.

Using peacock feathers, the embroidery is naturally a peacock.

Before Li Cang came, he was always talking about black knives going in and red knives coming out. The first time he saw this cheongsam, he lost the logic of language. Nothing about lifelikeness or ingenuity was suitable to be used to evaluate this dress. The more expensive you look, the more expensive you think it will be. It's a top-notch luxury product. It's just fun to watch foreign devils play with luxury goods. If it's really luxurious, you have to ask our ancestors.

Rao Qifang looked at Li Cang's darling yelling, showing a hint of shyness that didn't suit his style: "Is this suitable for me to wear? It's too... well... it reminds me of that golden bird!"

As soon as these words came out, the old lady immediately covered her chest and suffocated for a while.

What is the "It's a pity to have an open mouth" series. With my kind of work, this kind of material, and this kind of shop, you, my wife, can just open your mouth?

The next second, Li Leisi's powerful voice, which was as powerful as a Honglu bell, shocked everyone and directly continued to the old lady: "Fuck Li Cang, you did it on purpose, but you strangled me to death, this thing is really not How come the things I wear are so thin, transparent and light?”

Li Cang replied: "Don't talk nonsense. They made it using the rulers of living people. How could the sizes not be right? Wait a minute, why don't you wear my mother's clothes?"

"This damn girl movie."

A gust of wind swept by, and the duet of Rao Qifang and Li Laixi began to echo in the dressing area.

The old lady smiled and said: "The signboard passed down from generations has been smashed in my hands!"

Li Cang pondered: "Should I try to keep them from talking as much as possible?"