The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Two, no, when three sky islands emerged from the jump channel, Li Cang was fighting passionately with his sixth bottle of beer and the 65h. The means were extremely cruel and the scene was extremely bloody, which was simply horrifying.

"Is this his annual amount?"

"Almost"

"Let's have some ginseng soup to sober up. Uh. There is no ginseng soup. The alienated wild ginseng is sealed under the insect nest!"

"Will this guy demolish the house later? The 93 cables have been dried in the belly of the turtle back dragon beetle for more than half a month. What can we do if we don't get them out quickly and timi digests them all?"

See, this world really can't turn around without magicians!

"Easy!"

Li Leisi rolled up her sleeves and slashed at him. The ferocious dragon blade was as magnificent as someone's hammer. Not only did it knock down Li Cang and his precious wine bottle, but it also plowed a lightning-radiating crack more than ten meters long on the ground, several feet deep.

Old Wang grinned for a long time, trembling and raising his thumb: "Awesome, but I just want to ask, how much do you hate this kidney? The bone is broken, and it's a personal revenge!"

Jokes aside, the effect of this knife is obvious. Li Cang really got up with a groan and a shake of his head.

"Is it dawn? Is it time for dinner? Where is my boat?"

".Or, another knife?"

"Let's go!"

After thirteen moves, Li Cang finally got his three souls in place and his memory began to return.

"Hiss, oh yeah, tea bags and teapots, right!"

He pressed his temples and gasped while speaking. I thought he had been drinking all night.

Lao Wang was standing next to him and laughed: "I'm going to insult the teapot. How fresh. Whose teapot only has one spout and a wide mouth!"

Let's say, under normal circumstances, if the young lady heard Lao Wang slandering someone in front of her, she would habitually make a big fuss and verbally condemn Lao Wang. However, this time, she hesitated and hesitated, and finally forgot what to say.

The turtleback water beetle landed with a rumble. Six lackeys went in and carried the two out on a stretcher. Suo Zhihui was fine, but Qin Zhenzhen's baby fat was visibly reduced, and she looked a little haggard.

Lao Wang always felt something was strange, and thought for a long time: "So the sealing of this thing of yours is for killing but not burying? Look at how hungry the child is!"

"The purpose of the turtle back water beetle is to save lives, and it is normal not to seal a living person in it for such a long time, but it should have the effect of maintaining physiological activities to a minimum, not to the point of-" Li Cang pinched Qin Zhenzhen's palm-sized face and looked left and right, "Hiss, why does she really seem to have fainted from hunger?"

The four people confirmed again and again that Suo Zhihui was fine, but Qin Zhenzhen did faint from hunger. In the end, even Li Cang didn't figure out what the principle was, and just treated it as a low-probability event: "Don't stand there, give her an injection of glucose or something, and give the child a mouthful of hot food!"

"Coming!"

It was half an hour later that Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen woke up. Long-term sealing is not without side effects. Both of them were weak and accompanied by a strong headache and dizziness, so they could only lie on the stretcher.

Li Cang grinned a little: "How do you feel?"

Suo Zhihui narrowed her eyes slightly, like a cat that just woke up: "Well, how long have I slept?"

"So hungry! So hungry! So hungry!" Qin Zhenzhen let out the weakest but most powerful roar in her life, a little hoarse, "It seems like I'm about to die. I need ginseng chicken soup, mixed mushroom stew, seasonal vegetables, spicy lamb trotters, small wontons, braised chest lard, steamed sea bass, sea urchin and stewed eggs to revive!"

This really doesn't sound like something an adult can say. If it were Lao Wang, wouldn't he have to blackmail Bai Yujing Vietnamese girl for the whole set?

After placing the two people on the sofa, Li Cang ordered Lao Wang: "Calibrate the time and coordinates, where are we?"

[The wish is established. It is now 17:30:10 on January 2, 2031, the standard time of the first world line. The coordinates of the sky island are marked at 199.0144.1344.1542.0102. This wish will charge 10.01 destiny coins. Do you want to record the coordinate timeline and incorporate this function into the radar system? Yes/No? ]

[Hint: After selecting 'Yes', this function will be charged an equivalent fee together with the radar and identification system]

Lao Wang's "Fuck" almost lifted the roof of the stilt house: "Fuck my grandma, we have been in the jump channel for two years?!"

"It should be about nineteen months?"

"Well, there is still a month before the New Year!" Li Leisi flipped through the calendar, "Tsk tsk, who said that a mother is always older than a daughter of the same age? Isn't it two years older? Isn't it happy? Go back I have to talk to Rao Qifang--"

"What do you mean, you want to die one more time?"

Li Leisi was silent for a long time: "What should we do, Li Cang? Why don't we just run away? It's been two years. If she hasn't been home for two years, it's possible that the woman will become a mental patient. She will use the villa to smash me, right?"

The young lady said weakly: "I think it's better to check the prayer chat interface first, at least to report safety?"

"This"

It's like avoiding snakes and scorpions, as if those small pop-up windows are hiding man-eating beasts.

At this time, Li Cang was also a little panicked, because he could already hear Bei Zhikang, Wu Nansen's slightly distorted stuttering laughter over there, Comrade Lao Suo's beastly howling, and Yang Yinan's sobbing in unison.

"Dinglingling~"

The ringtone was like a devil urging people to die. Including Li Cang himself, video call invitations popped up on the mini prayer interfaces of Lao Wang, Tai Xiaoyi, and Li Laisi at the same time. Li Cang muttered: "That's wrong, why are there so many more? Who are you?" So I didn’t have the eyesight to send you a video, but you actually have friends, Dalei?”

"Where's my friend's mother! Bah, why can't I have friends!" Li Laisi's mouth was trembling and her calves were twisting. Years of psychological shadow finally formed a conditioned reflex, "It's over, Rao Qifang is calling, eh, What should we do, Li Cang, please pick it up!”

Li Cang was stunned for a moment.

That's not right, our mother has already gone to make a big splash, so who is calling me?

Take a closer look, good guy, Jin Yujing!

Miss Li Cang, Li Laixi, bravely accepted the video. Each of the three interfaces was filled with three people, and even the voices were a trio in no particular order:

"Princess Cangcang, damn you, my aunt wants you to death!"

"It finally worked out. Xiaoyi, are you and Xiaozhong okay?"

"Goldfish, you shameless person, why did you steal my call channel! Li Laisi! I might as well give birth to you as a pig's head! Damn you girl, where did you mess with my baby - eh? Er smasher. Damn it! Come here, mother! You are so cruel!”

The three unlucky guys nodded and bent like chickens pecking at rice. The smiles on their faces were as stiff as if they were wearing emojis. However, in the flash of lightning, Li Cang still noticed something was wrong. He is a professional who specializes in picking up the words that middle-aged and elderly women like to hear, while clicking words in the chat interface.

[Cang: Why don’t you pick up Mr. Wang? 】

At this moment, our Master Wang was looking at the blinking words "Shu Fuyao, Manager of Baiyujing VIP Customer Service Headquarters" on the prayer chat interface with his eyes wide open, until he felt Li Cang's dog eyes. He glanced over here furtively before quickly closing the call interface.

Niang Xipi.

My mother got a hippie.

Well, you have a good mother-in-law.

Is the man who is cooperating with him the one that grandma doesn’t kiss and uncle doesn’t love?

Lao Wang was furious. After all, Kong Jingqiao was already calling for someone in the video. This guy rushed over with an exaggerated smile and started to roll around and complain to Chef Kong. From Li Cang How to talk about Tai Xiaoyi and how to talk about him. In short, the forgotten phone call was not mentioned at all. A crying child is fed by milk, and the insidiousness and cunning are engraved in his bones.

Chef Kong suddenly felt a little embarrassed and a little relieved. The repeated chimes of the little bell made Lao Wang almost come out and wag his long tail. It was really beyond the capabilities of Kong Jingqiao, a professional chef and amateur mother-in-law, to even manage Lao Wang. Wang said everything he had said to his face because he had lost weight due to hunger.

Li Cang was so disgusted with the big dog like Lao Wang that he typed 20,000 characters in his heart, and then smiled at Rao Qifang with the elegance and dignity of Yushu Linfeng: "That mother, let me tell you, Li Laisi -"

"You're talking nonsense, get back here quickly!"

"Okay."

The entire base was in chaos.

Suo Mingyuan and Yang Yinan braked and stepped on the accelerator, causing the front of the car to fly off the large iron gate on the side road of Rao Qifang's villa. Xu Hongfeng almost got hit by a flash bomb. As a result, Bei Zhikang, Wu Nansen, Zhao Yang and other eight immortals crossed the sea and showed off their magical powers. Landing near the villa, Martinis's "special forces" came out in black, wearing bird feathers on their heads and human bone rosary beads, howling and disarming Xu Hongfeng and other miscellaneous fish. Then, Li Cang's little fan girl Li Laisi's will-o'-the-wisp sister group, Bai Yujing's public relations team, Kong Jingqiao's apprentice reserve team, the vast press group, etc. quickly assembled and imprinted the large iron gate into a fixed structure of the asphalt road.

"It's from me! Where did you get the news about these things? Who put these messy things in? Who is on guard? Drag them out and kill them together with these guys who leaked the news!"

Meng Liang was yelling in front of him, and someone reminded Li Cang in a low voice that as long as he was online and in a group, he could see it, and there was no way to hide it. After that, Zhao Yang's sneer and Meng Liang's angry yelling became a direct connection, at the gate of the villa Before being thrown heavily by the air, everyone present had the honor to witness the spectacular scene of Instructor Rao holding Li Cang under his arm with his big neck, pulling Li Laisi's ears and quickly entering the room. In the end, Kong Jing Qiao scolded Rao Qifang loudly, Captain Jin made a commotion, and Li Laixian screamed as the ending.

There was a moment of sudden silence outside the entire villa, which was almost audible.

Bei Zhikang, Wu Nansen didn't mind at all being dumped and turned away. They had no time to care about those who had and had not. They only cared about their beloved, shouting and greeting Qin Zhenzhen. Mr. Bei's Ten Thousand Years The old man's face, which may not even be able to smile even half a smile, was covered with standard chrysanthemum folds. He laughed so kindly that the holy light shone brightly, so it was particularly harsh in the crowd that suddenly fell silent.

A group of people looked at each other in disbelief for a few tenths of a second, and then they all showed smiles filled with success: It was a worthwhile trip, it was really a worthwhile trip!

Xu Hongfeng was finally able to rush forward at this time, and organized his men to start expelling the people in a serious and polite manner. The law did not punish the people, and he really did not dare to rush into the villa and capture the leader, Suo Moumou, and bring him to justice to kill the chickens and monkeys.

I originally wanted to take the opportunity to listen to more of the excitement, but the complex group of people dispersed happily. Why forcefully break in? The door is always wide open, so how can it be forced to break in? But it seems that Xu Hongfeng had to order a new door overnight?

When Bei Zhigan entered the villa, Yang Yinan and her daughter were comforting Lao Suo, who was hugging him and crying. Li Laixi seemed to have a low eyebrow, but in fact she was nestled in the small sofa with an unconvinced look on her face. Li Cang was still holding his head under Rao Qifang's arm. The parts that were not exposed were dancing and dancing, while Jin Yujing stood beside her holding a feather duster and kept adding fuel to the fire.

After all, the most normal person in the room seems to be Lao Wang.

"Two years, two years!" Bei Zhikang smiled obviously, but sighed, "Young man Li Cang, I really have you!"

Li Cang, who was almost suffocated to death, finally took advantage of this situation and rolled onto the sofa next to him while panting: "A stall as big as this in the base will move around even if you leave it alone. Mr. Bei, don't do the same thing as me. Don’t say anything I don’t want to hear. We are not from your system.”

"Slippery, you really don't want to get anything except cheap money!" Bei Zhikang had no intention of making a fuss about this, so he naturally changed his tone, "I mean you kidnapped our Zhenzhen for two years without saying a word. Aren’t you ready to give me an explanation?”

"At least we have to go home for a meal first, right? What's going on here? You don't treat us Zhenzhen as a dish!" Wu Nansen, a thin old man, muttered, and his aura gradually became so fierce that he looked like he was seeing someone upstairs. Lao Deng, who parked a Will-O-Wisp, said, "The base is Zhenzhen's natal family! Why don't you let little Zhenzhen come back with a baby and force her to have a baby?"

Bang!

Rao Qifang smashed the table with a bang: "Old guy! What the hell are you talking about? You can eat and talk nonsense, but you can also talk nonsense? After listening to your words, my son will not be able to give birth or is something wrong? Spread the word to me Do you still want the face of such a big boy? "

Wu Nansen: "."

Bei Zhikang: "."

The two old men choked up suddenly. No, this is all the same. Do my child and your wife mean the same thing?

but

hiss! It’s been two years! Didn't you really create a baby? If this continues, won't the retirement plan of me and the living treasure surnamed Bei, who amuse my grandson and have an peaceful family, be ruined?

For a moment, the thoughts of everyone in the room were violently expelled by Rao Qifang. Their eyes were circling back and forth between, but not limited to, Li Cang, Li Lace, Suo Zhihua, Qin Zhenzhen, and the combination of Lao Wang and Tai Xiaoyi. The whole painting style was weird. With a trace of rationality.

"No, no, it's none of my business." Qin Zhenzhen panicked and suddenly jumped up to explain: "We just slept together, didn't we? I just slept with Hui Hui."

Suo Zhihui covered her face in despair.

Lao Wang pointed at the little fool and exclaimed: "I wonder, everyone can guess that our time has been distorted by the jump channel, right? Do you really believe that these two old guys used the topic to deceive?"

Li Cang looked at Lao Wang as if he was a big fool. You can't get into any pit. Timi is really a pair of wonderful sleeping dragons and phoenixes.