The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Master Wang, who has the spiritual support, is completely alive and kicking this time, but Li Cang himself can't even take a few mouthfuls of food. He almost vomits everything he eats. Fortunately, he is accompanied by a fermented juice of three or two degrees to fight poison with poison, but barley juice Wheat juice and the like won't do. People's physiques cannot be generalized. If he is drunk and crazy at this time, there is a high probability that he will be sent out of the country as a gift by the little coin kid.

Li Laisi invited a few three-year-old dogs to drive the two of them in a golf cart that was no bigger than Lao Wang's shoes. They went to the honeycomb and soaked in the hot springs. Li Cang, who was vegan and had fresh water, couldn't help but sigh, "How can such a good guy be handsome at the same time?" After eight degrees, I seem to be hungry. Is this a beautiful sight?

Li Laixi was so happy when she saw Li Cang preparing to light a fire. She said that she dislikes such an upright man. My sweet love is as charming and delicious as a barbecue: "Whatever you want to bake? I'll help you." !”

Li Cang was full of regrets: "Apple!"

Da Leizi hesitated for a moment: "Why don't you, a great man, be so narrow-minded? I've already eaten a whole basket, and you still want to eat it? Besides, who is a serious person who bakes apples?"

"You know a hammer, but you have no childhood at all."

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The green apple was simmered in the charcoal fire. When the skin of the apple cracked slightly and steamed and foamed, the girl stopped talking. She was only injured and was not affected by the negative state of the jump. Her appetite was very high.

"Have you and Lao Wang eaten here before?"

"There are also sand nuts, wild persimmons, lilies, hazelnuts, wild dates, chestnuts, and roasted acorns that are also delicious."

"Then don't you eat fruits and vegetables?"

"I have evolved for millions of years and I haven't eaten more good food just to eat grass?" No matter how angry classmate Li is if he doesn't like meat, he can spit out two pounds of sour water after taking a bite of meat. "Throw it away again." Put a few potatoes in, silly, you don’t need to wash them, you have to peel them anyway!”

"Oh, then I also want to eat roasted roe deer liver."

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Oh! Is this why I keep saying that I am not a meat lover? I, Timi, really owe you!

Li Cang stood up with a big magic wand, stood up violently, and sat back in the chair, spinning around. Then he waved to the big corpse brother: "Go, kill a few roe deer and come here, and then a musk ox. Do you know the musk ox? The hair is long." The one who is long, black, with a big butt, big head and short legs!”

The knife girl was very excited: "Oh! Oh, oh, oh!"

"Go, all go, you two together."

This leaky little cotton-padded jacket is bound to be no good when it jumps up. Raising a daughter is no different than raising a prodigal woman next to her who is waiting for food. She is repaying her debt, repaying her debt!

When she came back, Sword Girl indeed dragged a huge soldier bee behind her. Li Cang was speechless for a while, looking at the serious look of Sword Girl gesticulating and baring his teeth: "I still have to roast it for you, right? You Forget it, let’s go look for the wind. If Wang finds it, he will say it committed suicide. Do you understand?”

The knife girl waved her knife, serious and serious: "Oh!"

Her ability to understand only ends here. As for whether Chongzi died of suicide or Lao Wang died of suicide, Li Cang doesn't care.

Li Leisi came over and pointed: "Hey, Mr. Li, how about we grill the sand liver too?"

"Um."

"besides."

"Um."

"And more and more."

"Um."

In the end, two roe deer, an alien antelope, and a musk ox were hung on the grill. Li Leisi thought about the four things for a long time: "I can't seem to finish them?"

Li Cang's expression at that time was wonderful.

The Latin literary name of the Arctic musk ox is literally translated as "sheep-ox". As the name suggests, it mainly expresses the fact that this thing is a transitional animal between cattle and sheep in the history of evolution. In fact, it is a kind of "sheep" named "cow".

The racial skill of musk oxen is to digest while eating and sleeping. The harsh living environment has made them extremely efficient in maintaining energy. The food they need is only one-sixth of that of cattle of the same size. These factors may be due to the quality of their meat. What’s the reason why it’s so tender and plump compared to other wild animals on the island?

After the Maillard reaction, the two tenderloins were wrapped in tin foil and left to simmer in acorn shells and charcoal ashes. On the small shelf next to them were grilled liver and sand liver, and the white and yellowish dense bubbles were burning in slices. There are regular bulges during roasting, making a subtle popping sound, and the sweet aroma is overflowing.

Watching them shrink under the heat of licking is a kind of torture for any foodie. The more these things are roasted, the more fragrant and tempting they become, but the shrinkage ratio is unusually large, especially for the sand liver, which makes you feel heartbroken when you look at the huge TM. .

"Is it delicious?"

"Um!"

"Don't like meat?"

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Da Leizi wiped the cumin seeds and chili powder on his mouth, he laughed in a disgraceful way, and his wet eyes lost their former fierceness. He was almost like a repair dog who was waiting to sign a landing contract to clarify his property rights.

hiss.

This look is really shark-like!

Li Cang, who felt like he was being ripped out of his heart by a set of actions by Da Leizi, Long Jinghu and Menghu, was confused for a while. Is this the so-called contrasting cuteness? She actually has that kind of thing?

Li Cang is in a complicated mood. Don't pursue the enemy. I'll let you go for now.

Li Leisi was confused: "What are you doing? You have weird eyes for no reason!"

"Who? Me?"

Li Laisi picked up a strand of hair, with a half-baked and bitchy boldness: "It's easy for people to associate you with something like this. If you're greedy for my body, just say so. Who can follow us when we are brothers?" No matter who you are, you share the blessings and share the misfortunes, take it and take it, don’t be polite, use it as you like!”

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As soon as Li Cang was aroused, his heart immediately stopped and became cold again. Qingfeng Mingyue calmly put aside his head and concentrated on serving the barbecue on the shelf.

It's fun to marry this thing and bring it home, but I have to think of an excuse to ask her to turn off the microphone to communicate. I want Xiaobizai to add a switch to "Silence of the Lambs" to make it permanent so that I can't afford the old nose money?

Luxurious and extremely lustful!

It’s only been a few days since I’ve had enough food!

(Note:

【Silence of the Lambs】

Prop card, purple

Purpose: Silence the designated target for 15 minutes after use. This effect cannot be dispelled in any way. The subject will only be able to utter simple syllables such as "meow", "meow", "woo", "um", "ah" and "oh", and cannot use any other A more systematic language.

Note: This card is not a set card set and does not provide supporting props such as bells and collars. )

After showing off all the liver and sand liver, Li Laixi reached out and pulled a roe deer from the shelf, held it in her hand and gestured magnanimously: "You really don't want to eat it?"

Li Cang almost choked, and pulled out an apple from the charcoal fire, letting the fresh sour fragrance purify his remaining appetite: "Thank you for the invitation, the apple is very good, what, you want to show off the cruelty of three mouthfuls of a roe deer?" live?"

Li Laisi frowned and looked at Li Cang up and down. He thought that this girl was about to take action, but she pulled off another leg of a cow. Her white eyes were pretty and she sneered: "Roe deer is such a tough job. I have three mouths for one cow leg." , eat it raw, don’t even chew it, don’t even dip it in the sauce!”

"6!"

What an obvious technical job they have. We, Teacher Cang, have never seen two golden melon seeds. We are lucky enough to watch such a wonderful performance, so we have to pay extra.

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Lao Wang, who lost 60 million krypton in one shot and had another 100 million in his pocket, swelled up to the point where his clothes were as colorful as clouds. He wished he could float away on an island in the sky, with bees swarming around him. Under the command, he crawled along the chain towards the master of the lair. The majestic force really had the momentum of being invincible by the sea of ​​​​dogs and corpses. However, when the fellow saw that the fellow had emptied his pockets, he was actually doing it in the name of exchanging feelings. The thing about dogs being sneaky.

Obviously, the bugs and bugs did not collide with any emotional sparks of returning home in rich clothes, but the bee swarm was quite interested in the parts and components of the hive master, and seemed to be developing them like a living mine.

Li Laisi and the young lady watched the interaction between Lao Wang and Xiao Bi Zaizi from the side, frowning, and there was a particularly strong sense of gap in the tacit understanding. Teacher Cang was as good at swiping entries as he was at scanning codes. Mingjue Li is so spectacular. Compared with him, Lao Wang is like a primitive man who only uses one finger to meditate.

"So hasty?" Li Laixi turned to look at the young lady, "That guy Li Cang is more or less ungrateful. This is obviously not a problem that can be solved by luck alone!"

"I don't understand what happened between the two of them." Tai Xiaoyi smiled bitterly and shook her head. She was probably contaminated by Qin Zhenzhen's fearless jar mental meme. She pursed her lips and asked with a smile: "Why didn't Teacher Cang come up? Goose Goose, Leilei, shouldn’t you be taking advantage of Li Cang again?”

"I didn't. Don't talk nonsense. Someone is very enlightened now. He thinks that he is unlucky and is afraid that it will affect the performance of our master, so he hid directly."

"Are you sure it's bad luck and not physical exhaustion?"

"Little miss, I found that you have really evolved. First you fought for smuggling, and now you actually learned to use some words to criticize people. Congratulations, congratulations!" Li Laixi solemnly placed a small bottle with a bow on Taixiao In Yi's hand, "Here, this is a gift that Li Cang and I specially prepared for you!"

Tai Xiaoyi opened it curiously and saw that there was a very fine-looking paste inside, but it was not oily in texture like normal skin care products. She put the mouth of the bottle in front of her nose and smelled it without knowing why: "Yes. What?"

"Teacher Cang produces a prayer-grade 690,000-mesh diamond pearl powder and alienated wild ginseng extract grinding paste. It has a rich and deep Tonka bean flavor and a built-in highlighter that effectively protects the skin of Chinese women. You deserve it!"

One really dares to say it and the other really dares to do it.

Tai Xiaoyi's brain was shut down for a few tenths of a second. A blush rose from the bottom of her neck and spread to her entire face in the blink of an eye. She opened her small mouth and couldn't say a word.

"You're welcome, elder sister is like mother, little lady, this is what you deserve!"

Don't tell me, don't tell me, it turns out that the gentle and graceful young lady can be so virtuous and peaceful even when she aims with one eye closed.

Of course, we are just saying that it can flash and dance in the roar of Mach 30+, which is not bad.

What's interesting is that the cooldown time of Li Laisi's shadow walking is just right enough to keep up with the little lady's A-level rhythm, so that with the blessing of her so-called warrior spiritual sense, every transmission of the figure's collapse is like a prophecy, which makes people wonder. Tsk-tsk.

"Teacher Cang? Don't you want to come up?"

"Ah" Li Cang glanced at the donkey that was hung on the millstone with 100 million coins, "Come here and listen to the noise, at least to see how my money is gone!"

Li Cang didn't believe in his bones that with his luck, he could recruit a thing of the level of the Nest Master simply by praying to the little coin boy, and there were some rules, which couldn't be made up for by luck or technology. On the contrary, the old man Wang, this diode may still have a slim chance of glowing and heating if it gives it a try.

There is no room for regression. No matter how bad it is, how bad can it be? The owner of the nest was brought here by the guy like Lao Wang. At the very least, it can mean that this thing is destined to Lao Wang, right?

Handing over problems that neither technology nor krypton gold can solve to Lao Wang is a traditional art on the island. This kind of operation cannot be called messy metaphysics at all. It is clearly a systematic summary based on the laws of phenomena that have occurred. To a certain extent, it coincides with the conventional human definition of science.

I, Li Cang, am still the staunch materialist warrior!

"Hurry up and apologize to Mr. Gyrfalcon later." Li Cang frowned and said solemnly: "How can a good person like Timi eat up an entire tree of apples?"

Li Laisi smiled playfully: "The little lady and I are going to ferment those green apple juices into wine. The little lady said that if the alcohol content is lowered, it can fill two oak barrels. Do you think Mr. Gyrfalcon will like green apples or be full of them? A precious handmade fruit wine full of sincerity and the taste of love?”

"Hiss! Are there really that many? I remember those oak barrels are all 119-liter standard barrels!"

"The little lady said it, it's not wrong."

Li Cang was extremely satisfied: "As expected of the moral high ground on this island, there is finally one reliable and decent person left."

"Why didn't you say it was my mother's idea?"

"You were not the one who caused the trouble!"

"How can I get so angry whenever you do something anthropomorphic?"

"The bloody explosion is not completely under my control!"

"Then why did you act like you didn't hear me when I told you to rest before? Damn, do those bugs look like Su Daji or Baosi?"

"It looks like money! It looks like your desire to repay debts and your brother's desire to draw money!"

"Li Cang, your uncle!"

"Oh, it's hard to raise a villain and a woman~"

Lao Wang suddenly turned around: "Can you give the workers even a little respect? What are you arguing about? Are you all polite? Get out of here, you're fucking affecting my performance, can't you see? ! No eyesight! ”

It was the first time in the world that Lao Wang's words were so effective. At any time when the sun was not shining, this guy would end up being either sprayed into a sieve or beaten into a sieve.

"A man relies on the power of a dog. Look, he has learned how to coerce the emperor to order the princes. What's the difference when this man's wallet is bulging? Don't worry about how he got it. Anyway, he speaks with extra confidence. Very good, very Be energetic~"

Li Leisi clicked her tongue.

As the saying goes, life is a business, and everything has a price. Li Cang, a rotten and vindictive man, will be cruel to Lao Wang as much as he tolerates him now. If the 100 million coins were wasted, then Everyone should just stop living.

Li Laisi was suddenly very worried about Li Cang's current mental state. Oh, it's okay to just force Lao Wang on. One hundred million. That's one hundred million in real money. The entire mirage area must be scraped to the ground and minced to squeeze out the juice. In exchange for a few small goals of gross profit? This kind of pressure can really destroy a living person and drive him crazy!

These two guys seemed to be more calm than the other. In comparison, she would rather see Li Cang jumping around and scolding his mother and crying bitterly.

Emmm, how about I beat him and make him cry?