The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

For a guy like Li Cang, if he wants to be killed or beheaded, it's all a trivial disease like ringworm and scabies. After all, in theory, what he's injured is not any physical parts at all. It's the kind that would hurt even if you use it as a sandbag. Human, but Dalei Zi is Dalei Zi after all. She is a magical species who grew up hanging around with things like Old King Li Cang. When it comes to killing people and killing people, she has always been good at it.

Li Cang felt that something was wrong as soon as he saw her walking under the insect nest. Sure enough, after a while, the girl came back carrying a whole basket of red and green apples.

"Ancestor! Ancestor, what are you going to do, ancestor!"

"Shut up!"

"Have you picked all of your timi? No, no, please leave two. You should leave two for Lord Gyrfalcon!"

Li Lei Si grabbed an apple.

"Bah, bah, bah, it's so sour. Please juice it, young lady."

Blinking his big eyes, he picked up another red one, squatted in front of Li Cang and clicked it.

Of course, this apple tree is still the one in the hospital. Fortunately, it didn't die in the illusion, but there are not many apples left. It has been Li Cang's favorite for a long time, let alone who wants to eat one or two. Yes, I went over to save the food and took a second look. He wanted to take a few eggs from the food storage nest and knock them on the roots to topdress the apple tree. No kidding, this is Lord Gyrfalcon’s exclusive tribute!

Li Cang:

My luck, my dignity, my Lord Gyrfalcon

It’s over!

It’s all timi!

Lao Wang witnessed the whole process and gnashed his teeth. Damn it, this bitch wouldn't take the opportunity to fight against me and let me go. At this time, why is Lord Gyrfalcon not Lord Gyrfalcon? Forgive Wang for the offense: "Hey Hey, don’t waste the green apple dregs left after squeezing the juice. It’s ready to be used as a nest. Leave it to my fish pond to feed the fish, shrimps and crabs!”

I have to say that Wang made his statement promptly and the lick was very successful.

Li Laixilong's face was filled with joy, and she squatted in front of Li Cang. After thinking about it, she simply sat on his chest: "Did you all eat wild rose stems when you were young? I heard that stuff is like chewing gum? It sounds so fresh. Suddenly it felt like it would taste very good."

Li Cang smiled: "I know where more than half of your game discs, game cards, game consoles, and hard drives are hidden!"

"You dare??"

"You don't have a license in that game studio at the base, you're a bastard!"

"you"

"When I was in fourth grade, my mother's favorite skirt was the one you dropped the lipstick into the washing machine and washed and dried together!"

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"In the first year of junior high school, you find someone to sell human flesh to you, the big southern cockroach, and then——"

"Dad! My dad! Hey, why are you still lying on the ground? Come on, let me help you up. They will hammer your legs for you. No need to bring any stool, just put it on their laps! Oh, you don't want to drink tea. Can I get you some cold drinks?"

Master Cang lay down on his back, his leisurely eyes without joy or sorrow swept over a humble single-celled organism that did not want to be named.

Lao Wang: _(`‖∠)_

Got it, now it's my turn to be your adoptive father, right?

The jump tunnel is definitely a good place to train people to achieve rapid development. After three days, Old Wang Li Cang was able to sit in a daze with a recliner and half a lair like Little Miss and Da Leizi, but only from time to time. The air will still be filled with the smell of second-hand beer elbows.

"Is this thing still alive? It's definitely alive!"

"It's nothing to worry about."

"I will definitely become a monster after I get out!"

"Let's put aside the question of whether to be a monster or not. Now the jump channel has stretched the coordinates. As soon as we go out, this thing will probably get directly into our faces. If we deal with this kind of thing on our own empty island, then Old Wang Sky Island."

"Oh, crawl along the chain and go over the whole pile of materials for testing. Spend some money and let the little coin give it an anesthetic?"

"Is it possible?"

"Damn it, I should have known better. This is a hot potato. If we accidentally let it go, we would be famous in history. The scornful people in the world would not be able to engrave our glorious deeds on their own tombstones." Can someone scan the QR code?”

"Teacher Cang?"

"Stop shouting, he fell asleep again."

"He obviously passed out. What's going on? If he loses a lot of money, will it affect his recovery speed?"

Leaving aside the owner of the lair, they really don't know how many bugs there are in the mill, but in the last wave of blood explosion, the Four Gouzi who went to sea and the Master of the Magic Mountain, who were not removed at all, They saw with their own eyes that things like Wu Gouzi and Gemini Tyrant were evaporated. For a time, Lao Wang was quite worried that Li Cang had something seriously wrong when he woke up and didn't cry directly.

"Well, our jump time is too long. Will Wu Yisong's son have a baby by the time we come out?"

"Shut your crow mouth!"

"Hey, tell me, with our current physique, how many years can we live?"

“I never thought about this problem”

"Eighteen hundred years shouldn't be a problem?"

The young lady suddenly said: "Didn't you notice the scene where Li Cang charged the Skeleton Demon? His vitality can directly give the little Skeleton Demon longevity. Servants of destiny are definitely different from people, but I think it's still more or less the same. It can reflect something.”

"So, it's really going to harm the legacy for thousands of years."

"If Teacher Cang lives forever, he might turn into a corpse king again." Li Leisi rocked on the recliner: "I'm too lazy to think about it, my head hurts. Anyway, my subhuman physique is locked in time segments, so I must live slower than you, the old Wang next door. Don't say that I'm not loyal. When I visit the grave and add soil, I will remember to persuade the young lady to burn a few more mounts for you. Well, put it in the middle of the cemetery for you to visit!"

"You don't even deserve to be pushed to the park to watch you dance with other old men, right? You just omitted it, right? It's gone, right? It turns out that my treatment is worse than Li Cang's!"

"Me? What's wrong with me?" Li Cang, who had just been confused for a while, woke up again, grinning and feeling uncomfortable for a while, and sighed to himself: "Who would have thought that the connection with the illusion and the subspace was actually a stable jump channel. I thought it was the Zerg who took advantage of the opportunity to enter, but now... It doesn't seem to be the case in my opinion?"

"Who cares about that? This half-baked thing in front of me is still a mystery!"

"I have arranged for the tomb guardian beast to try to get cricket pupae on your island. The plate is too big, and it will probably take some effort."

"The sun is coming out of the quilt. When has the unlucky guy who relies on God's gift and the electric mouse Jin Ke La ever fought this rich war? You are finally willing to give it a snack?"

"Not only that, it still uses insect-branded feed. If it doesn't level up this time, I will ban its girlfriend and make a physical hard isolation for them!"

"How can a tree have a girlfriend?"

"Look, isn't there a thunder tree?" Li Leisi was so disgusted, "It's really a pity that he can think of it."

Emmmm, Guan Sao suddenly had bilateral tympanic membrane retraction a few days ago. There is no treatment condition here. I will take her to another hospital on the 15th. I hope everything is fine.

I haven't updated in the past few days because I'm accumulating manuscripts. After all, I don't know how long it will take. It may become a scheduled automatic update in the future. If there are any mistakes or omissions, you can leave comments and I will try my best to find time to correct them. If the time is too long, I may also take a day or two off. I hope you understand.