The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Chef Kong held the porridge bowl and the pickled vegetables with chopsticks in the air, staring at the mother and daughter: "Isn't this better than my cooking?"

"It's really good with rice." Li Cang smacked his lips, "But it's not as interesting as before. In the past, Da Leizi's body was always covered with bruises, and I could enjoy it for several days. It was so relaxing. Now this woman is alive and kicking after dying once. It's over. So I really have expectations and freshness for Life Sister!"

Everyone: "."

Your teacher Cang's emotional level is really different from that of ordinary people.

Li Leisi didn't let Li Cang be arrogant for long. The harm came late. In the blink of an eye, he was sent downstairs to feed mosquitoes and pick durian. Li Cang's nose was not a nose, and his eyes were not eyes: "Didn't you just go over there, why didn't you pick them all back?"

"I can't find them!" Li Leisi said confidently, "There are only 16 durian trees from Monroe. Don't you see how big Lao Wang's island is now? It suddenly becomes a needle in a haystack. Besides, I... I seem to have forgotten which cultivation nest I planted it in!"

Li Cang was speechless for a moment.

This kind of thing, if you don't pray, forgetting it is basically equivalent to losing it. After all, lackeys and queen bees can't answer what durian is.

Unlike the alienated mountain ginseng that has a slight effect on the sequelae of blood explosion and alcoholism, which is fed all the time, these things that have been sorted back have actually experienced at least one round of energy matrix baptism. It’s a pity that they are gradually abandoned because of their unsatisfactory performance. Even so, the tallest durian tree has reached 57 meters, and the trunk is as thick as ten people hugging. It is said that if you keep piling up a huge amount of energy matrix for free, this thing will at least have an alienated trait.

However, these things have nothing to do with Teacher Cang. At present, Li Cang is staring at the trunk and the bunches of durian hanging under the canopy and is in deep thought.

Ball sack

Just let me pick this thing, but no one tells me how the durian is considered ripe?

I don’t know!

The tropical rainforest-like climate breeds extremely strong mosquitoes. Li Cang would never believe that this thing has no abnormal characteristics. He has always been the only one sucking other people's blood, but now he is being attacked by a group of mosquitoes like fighter jets. The mosquito coils that Li Cang has high hopes for are useless. He simply doesn't care about it. He picked ten of the largest and fullest durians and ran away in a hurry.

Back to the normal insect nest, Li Leisi pointed at him and laughed: "Is it big? Is it cool? Hahaha~"

Li Cang, who was covered with lumps, had a black face.

Curious baby Qin Zhenzhen used her rich experience in eating to tear the durian by hand. As a result, it opened with one claw, but it was torn in half. The whole piece inside was white and there was no trace of meat. Qin Zhenzhen was stunned: "Teacher Cang, this durian is not ripe!"

Li Cang's eyes widened: "I'm not from the south, how can I know if the durian is ripe?"

"Wait a minute, southerners don't know if the durian is ripe!"

"Well, what you said seems to be right?"

Tai Xiaoyi, who had eaten it once, smiled and handed her a knife: "Cut it open, you will know after cutting it!"

"One knife makes you poor and one knife makes you rich. I, Qin Zhenzhen, have never lost to others in luck. I don't believe I will pick a Open an unripe durian for me!"

A room of hard, golden, yellow and red durian was split in half, and Qin Zhenzhen exclaimed: "Repaying a favor? Wow, it smells so good, it turns out that tree-ripened durian is really dry? But the ones frozen with liquid nitrogen that I ate before were also wet?"

"What kind of family conditions, with a mine, to do this, it turns out that Zhenzhen was not simple in the past!"

"It's so expensive, I remember when I graduated from college and got the first month's internship salary, I was ready to reward myself. I naively ran to the supermarket and bought one for less than two thousand yuan. I was so distressed that I cried while eating the durian shell!"

"So is this thing ripe or not? It smells so good"

Some people say that some people watch and some people show off.

Li Cang sprayed himself with floral water until he was dripping wet, picked up a piece and ate it viciously. It's not that he doesn't eat this stuff. He can understand durian and roasted durian, but he doesn't eat much. It's just that his narrow taste can't accept things like durian stewed chicken and durian ginseng chicken soup that have appeared in front of him. Da Leizi is simply a heretic. God knows how she, a native of Yanchuan, cultivated her taste to such a heretic way.

Old Wang bared his teeth at a group of women who were enthusiastically joining in the celebration: "After eating, all of you stay away from me. People with different beliefs cannot work together. Damn it, heretics, all of them are heretics!"

"Then Master Wang, do you eat coriander?"

"How about Zheergen?"

"Do you eat sweet or salty tofu pudding?"

"Spicy or sugary almond tofu?"

"Meat dumplings or sweet dumplings?"

"What about glutinous rice balls?"

Old Wang was asked questions like a machine gun, and he was so annoyed that he flew off the edge. Okay, okay, they are all people who can draw inferences from one example, I will shut up!

Rao Qifang saw Li Cang sorting out the alienated mountain ginseng he dug up, and couldn't help pinching his face, saying worriedly: "You can't let my face be yellow for three more days. Although it's not too yellow, it will be fine after a little fading, but it will still look weird."

"It's not a facial mask, this time it's stewed pheasant." Li Cang carefully cleaned each ginseng whisker, "You can even skip the pheasant next time. Those flying dragons have begun to breed, and they will definitely have a family full of descendants in a short time. Who would eat such a shabby pheasant when there is a flying dragon? Well, you are aggrieved. I will stew it in this big casserole all day long. I just have a few bowls for each person before going to bed at night. "

"Mom, what a big boy——"

"Hey, don't glare at me. Don't you just want to say that I am useless compared to your son? I can be both a receiving bag and a punching bag. In fact, it has a complete set of functions!"

The yin and yang are strange, and the hall is full of filial piety.

At this moment, Lao Wang was suddenly stunned and smiled playfully: "Oh, this is really giving our mother face. Whoever said before that they wanted to experience life on the rail line, now they are here. Teacher Cang? Your radar is off!"

Why is it so early this time?

Li Cang suspiciously opened his prayer interface and saw a series of radar prompts——

[Sky Island 1 belonging to the alienated bloodline is approaching, the distance is 15 kilometers, and it is expected to impact in 43 minutes]

[Sky Island 2 belonging to the alienated bloodline is approaching, the distance is 9 kilometers, and it is expected to impact in 7 minutes]

[The slave island is approaching, 12 kilometers away]

After being stunned for a moment, a group of people rushed towards the insect nest like a group of people who had never seen an empty island when the empty island era first came. They were all ready to take a look. Their movements were much more vigorous than Li Cangdu's.

I don't know when a drizzle began to fall outside, and the whole world seemed a little depressing. As far as the eye could see, the three empty islands were almost approaching in a straight horizontal line.

The one at the front is the largest, with a width of more than 20 kilometers. It is flat and flying saucer-shaped. The upper surface is lush and green, and the lower surface is hung with countless dark giant vines. Alien beasts and birds can be seen flying over the island. The one in the middle is not worth mentioning. It is only a few kilometers in size. The one with buildings at the end is obviously the slave island, and its scale is comparable to the first island.

The second sky island was small, but it was extremely fast. It surpassed the other two islands in almost the blink of an eye and zoomed in sharply in the field of vision.

Such a giant island launches a deadly charge at a speed of more than 20 meters per second. Anyone who is being persecuted will panic. Duan Li whispered: "Just, just watch it hit? No. Stop it?"

"What's wrong with this? You've never seen someone do 200 meters in one second. The feeling of hitting him is awesome!"

He happily clicked on the prayer interface and swiped away one indicator after another. The chain ballistas all over the island all adjusted their directions, and huge black cannon muzzles rumbled up from under the ground. On the base platform, there are already a combination of doglegs performing their duties, and everything is in order. Lao Wang continued to introduce: "Get ready to work, anti-teleportation array cannon, armor-piercing cannon, self-propelled cannon, cancerous cannon, um , and this one, the modified 1500-caliber ship-borne energy matrix main gun. I am most proud of it, but if you want to fire it, you will have to look at the face of our teacher Cang. After all, one shot can take out Teacher Cang's pocket. I need to shake it~"

Rao Qifang glanced casually: "Do you usually use these things?"

This hit the nail on the head and shattered Lao Wang’s show-off attribute. Master Wang’s face dropped with great sadness: “Use a hammer, the appearance rate of these little babies is lower than my underpants, and I just bombed them in the mirage area last time. It’s cool, you must know that cannons are a man’s romance.”

Don't ask, asking means hurting the enemy ten thousand and damaging yourself eight thousand. Some people are stingy in this area and are always willing to teach you.

Li Cang: "You know bombing, bombing, bombing every day. No matter how knowledgeable you are, you are not worthy of complaining. The earth has been brought to such a disaster by you, why don't you hurry up and understand the definition of green, clean, pollution-free and sustainable development?"

"Isn't co-authoring your damn cancerous deformation considered pollution?"

Li Cang sneered: "Okay, if you want to use it, you'll pay for it yourself. You can pick up the rags to feed your artillery matrices!"

"."

Medical miracle, cure on the spot.

Lao Wang lowered all the artillery platforms underground as if nothing had happened, with a serious expression: "Well, what, we have to add some chain crossbows. A few hundred are simply not enough. The annexation share cannot be delayed, and the chain of this crossbow is too short now. , A crossbow chain as big as Kongdao, which is only a few hundred meters long, is enough to do anything. If you want to pray, the length of the thing is measured in centimeters."

"Public funds."

"Hold on, I'll make sure everything is done for you. Don't even think about taking out an extra big coin from your wallet!"

Everyone was speechless and choked

Is this how fast the man who grows flowers can change his face?

Master Wang, do you know that there is a reason why you have been coerced by Teacher Cang all day long? You need to reflect on yourself, do you know?

In short, no matter how you say it, this side can be regarded as giving a certain degree of respect to Xiang Kong Island. There is nothing wrong with using the word "ready to prepare" to describe it. As for the three facing Kong Islands themselves -

"Pu Yuandao! Look at the good things you have done!"

"Ah, if you have any problems, why don't you tell me earlier? The plan should be completed. What the hell did you object to when I told you to catch up and have a full meal with a red face?"

"Don't make any noise, no matter what."

"We've already entered the radar range! What should we do now?"

"Run."

"Fart! How dare you fucking run? How dare you run during this battle? Have you seen the artillery platform that was just taken back? Do you think more than ten kilometers is a problem for others?"

"Afraid. What are you afraid of? We don't have any idea about them. We just need to make our words clear. How can there be so many gangsters and gangsters!"

"Yes, yes, yes, power on the light matrix and send a signal!"

Before, Pu Yuandao and the others were chasing the 20-kilometer-sized resource island in front of them. As they chased them, they discovered a huge, boundless shadow creeping in front of them. These guys thought it was their luck that finally came to them. They also encountered a legendary floating land. They were so ecstatic and excited that they lost control of their emotions. As a result, when they approached the 20-kilometer range, a radar prompt came, and the bright red mark on it was [Orbital Slave Sky Island] Seven This big character just blinds the dog’s eyes.

numb, numb

My heart is cold and my blood is cold, but my urine is hot!

Pu Yuandao could see more clearly in the telescope than others, so he scorned some unrealistic remarks made by his own people. The opponent's artillery platform clearly had a super-giant energy matrix cannon array, with a caliber of at least 1000mm!

run?

People are running in front, but their souls are chasing after them?

Selling all the belongings on the island for coins and cashing in the force field shield may not be enough for someone to blast him!

As for why I am convinced that the other party must be better than me at a glance.

Isn’t this nonsense!

An empty island!

On the track, those who are small will not necessarily be weak, but those who are big will definitely be strong. No matter how big a cow is, he wears big pants. No matter how superior the innate conditions are and how high the luck is, there is no way he can hold on like this without any strength. If you can't defeat the huge sky island, it will be cut to pieces after a few stops!

Fortunately, the opponent did not use a high-speed sky island like those orbital marauders, did not have a spooky sky island painting, and did not display a scalp-numbing flag. Thinking about it this way, it seemed that he could still save it. one time?

The good news is that the light signal went very smoothly. The bad news is that neither the other party nor you have the time to adjust the track. This will be an earth-shattering four-collision sequence.

Close

Closer.

Pu Yuandao closed his eyes and lowered his eyes, reciting all the imaginable terms in heaven and earth over and over again, focusing on a big data to pray to God and Buddha. However, when he could barely see clearly the figure standing on the other side's island and got the preliminary When he got the appraisal result, his head was buzzing. There were a few eye-catching red names in the vast sea of ​​green, which directly burned his CPU!

One thing to say, even if the other party is the red-named Boss Pu Yuandao, he won't be so confused——

Why are there so many non-orbital slaves on an orbiting island?

Why are there only so many slaves in orbit on an orbiting island?

He said, I only knew that I would encounter ghosts when walking on the road at night, but no one ever told me that there were also horses riding on the tracks!

Boom~

What was supposed to come came.

The smallest high-speed island, which was like a wild dog, was the first to output. Judging from the impact, Pu Yuandao knew that he was in trouble. The structural strength of his island was probably several times or even ten times better than his own. , the price of just this collision is enough for them to drink a pot.

Within dozens of minutes, there were successive impacts. After a brief period of turmoil, the four islands came together in a manner that defied common sense in physics. They briefly maintained a minimum balance. No one was ejected, and even the orbital progress was stagnant. After a moment, Pu Yuandao's empty island and the two wild islands were pushed away in opposite directions, like three eggs placed in front of a bulldozer.

After Pu Yuandao and others confirmed that the collision was over, they stood obediently at the edge of the empty island, smiling humblely and preparing to communicate with the other party to show their goodwill.

The word "lick" is usually not common on the track, but in the face of absolute martial ethics, Pu Yuandao felt that his learning ability would undoubtedly be greatly improved. Then Pu Yuandao heard a well-spoken complaint from the opposite side: " Damn it, you little bastards are so lucky, the chance is less than 1 in 5, how can you still meet a fellow countryman? "

"Zhong, speak politely and don't use bad words!"