The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Suo Zhihui insisted on driving the car. After all, no matter how fast the car was, it couldn't be faster than Kun. She tried her best to improve her safety factor.

Li Cang, who was holding the steering wheel, kept complaining: "Sometimes I think being a man is really boring. I work like a cow or a horse during the day and still work like a cow or a horse at night. Life is so tiring!"

Suo Zhihui blinked and smiled very sweetly and teaily: "I wish you could eat well, sleep well and rest well!"

"That would be even more boring!"

"Humph~"

Qin Zhenzhen poked her head out from between the driver and the co-pilot: "What are you talking about? Hey, Huihui, shouldn't you and Teacher Cang be in a passionate love relationship? Why do you suddenly want to go to see the fluorescent coast?"

Suo Zhihui was speechless.

Li Cang threw out a sentence: "The salt water in your big thermos can't quench her thirst, she wants to see the sea."

Qin Zhenzhen thought about it, and said seriously and confidently: "Oh, is that so? Then I will change to electrolyte water next time!"

Li Cang turned around and looked at her blankly.

Qin Zhenzhen also stared back with wide eyes, and the innocence overflowing in her eyes was simply bolingboling.

Li Cang was quickly defeated: "Why are her eyes so big? Why are they so big?"

"Peach blossoms with drunken eyes and three whites, of course they look big." Suo Zhihui said: "But Zhenzhen's eyes are much bigger than mine!"

"Huh? This is called three whites?"

"Yeah" Qin Zhenzhen said lifelessly: "That old man Xiahou Haiwei said that peach blossoms with drunken eyes and three whites, peach blossom eyes + three whites, what a dangerous and unfortunate life, what is usually docile and silent, but acts according to interests when encountering things, what is resentful by nature, eagle-eyed and aggressive, what is destined to have a disaster at the age of 33, blah blah, but old man Tao Hongben disagreed, saying that my eyes are overlapping and revealing, noble and delicate, and should belong to the category of phoenix eyes, although there are Waves but not misleading, blah blah, because of this, the two old men had a big fight, almost fighting, but I don't think it matters, I just know that I am lucky that my eyes are big and bright, otherwise it would be ugly!"

"When did this happen?"

"It was when they were chatting with old man Bei some time ago, I just happened to see it. At such an old age, they still talk about girls behind their backs. Their spines are rotten, hum!"

Li Cang looked at the rearview mirror, and then stared at Qin Zhenzhen's eyes and fell into deep thought. It is said that with the level of Xiahou Haiwei and Tao Hongben, it is impossible for them to make such a basic misjudgment. Damn, these two old guys are not going to point fingers at others, right?

"Teacher Cang, look at the road, look at the road, don't look at me!" Qin Zhenzhen's face turned red because of being stared at, and she hurriedly tried to open Li Cang's face: "There are people, there are people, there are people in front!"

Crack.

With a brake, Qin Zhenzhen was thrown directly onto the driving platform and cried out in pain. Suo Zhihui helped her to her side. Anyway, the driving seat of the car was big enough and they were small enough: "Are you okay?"

"No." Qin Zhenzhen rubbed her head and looked forward. The gossip spirit carried the pain of the body. "What's wrong? Why is it so lively in front? What happened in the middle of the night?"

"Give money! Otherwise, don't even think about passing through here!"

"The government owes us. Our children are dead. They should support us after they die. Why can you drive your luxury cars through our territory so arrogantly, and we have to live a hard life?"

"Run over us!"

"Come on!"

There was a barricade-like blockade on the road in front of the traffic flow, and several aunts and uncles were lying there. There were dozens or even hundreds of onlookers. Cars were parked on both sides of the road with fires and lights on. The whole scene had a time-disordered feeling like a faded old movie.

Theoretically, this kind of thing happened frequently not much older than Li Cang's age. They set up checkpoints and buried nail boards or paid a few old rogues to go directly on the road.

You bite me?

I just didn't expect that this kind of thing would happen in the actual control area of ​​the base. The narrow island chain where this rarely used road is located is no more than 300 kilometers away from the floating mainland of the base.

I have killed zombies and monsters, and people may be no exception, but Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen have never seen such a strange scene. They stared at the situation outside with wide eyes.

Li Cang stopped in the middle of the traffic, pulled the handbrake and waited for the matter to end without caring.

"We have called the police!"

"Ha, what about calling the police? If you have the guts, send us all to the Fusheng Island Chain to mine, and we will provide food, shelter, and burial when we die!"

"You, you, you."

"Bah! Hurry up and pay! Otherwise, someone will bury nails all over the road ahead! Even if we are arrested, you can forget about this road!"

"Who are you trying to scare by calling the police? Do you think I was raised to scare people? I have the instinct to let them kill me!"

"Murder, the government is killing people!"

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This kind of excitement can only be watched for a while, it will be boring if it continues for a while.

Sure enough, within five minutes, Qin Zhenzhen had already started to think of other fun things to do: "Teacher Cang, there are cigarettes in the car!"

"How can there be cigarettes? The car windows are closed and the engine is off."

"Cigarettes, the ones I smoke!"

"No, I quit smoking a long time ago."

"Smoke one, smoke one, and I'll take a picture. I want to take a picture of you smoking while driving with one hand!"

"Go away!"

As a result, Suo Zhihui also became interested. Unable to resist the boredom of the two people's soft and hard persuasion, Li Cang lit a cigarette and held it in his hand.

"Pfft, Mr. Cang, you are so handsome, why do you look like a beggar who just got out of jail and finally found a place to stay away from the wind." Qin Zhenzhen couldn't help laughing, "Hey, roll down the car window, put your hands on it, yes, yes, look out the window, side face, side face, nice!"

As a result, just after the car window was rolled down, someone outside recognized Li Cang.

"That's..."

"Is it Teacher Cang?!"

"Damn, I paid the toll today for nothing, I actually saw Teacher Cang alive!"

"Ha! Even Teacher Cang was stuck here? Damn it!"

"Lawlessness!"

It was a mess and noisy, and the people who set up the roadblocks suddenly became excited: "Who cares about Teacher Cang? Even if a god comes today, don't think of passing through here if you don't pay the road maintenance fee. If you have the guts, run over us!"

Then, a high-powered old tractor with a super-large triangular plow on the front of the car started up, slowly spewing black smoke from the side and pushing towards the traffic.

The first car was lucky enough to be only scratched, and the second and third cars were directly thrown off the road.

Suddenly, there was a mess and full of shouting and cursing.

Li Cang's brows were twisted into a ball. Suo Zhihui and others were hit by a car last time they were injured.

Come again?

Seeing the car door slammed shut, Suo Zhihui quickly leaned out and shouted, "Li Cang, don't..."

An illusory skeleton gate opened in front of the traffic, and several lackeys who had no idea what they were doing before fell out of it, grinding their teeth on the ground.

Zombies are more contagious to ordinary people than subordinates, and lackeys do mill work, and no one knows what they touched and gnawed the previous second.

Li Cang raised his wrist: "7 minutes, you have about 7 minutes to treat the corpse."

The old guys who were dying the previous second got up and ran along the road--

"Save us!"

"We don't have time to run to the treatment point, drive us there!"

"Save me!"

It would be a joke if someone would pay attention to them, but at least these old guys are a little self-aware, and didn't shout for people to pray to save them. I don't know if they didn't expect it or knew that non-strippers can't pray at will.

A middle-aged man with a scoundrel look shouted in a cowardly voice: "Don't think we will be afraid of you just because you scared a few old guys away! We worked hard to build this road! No one can come if you don't pay! You are a big shot, but I am worthless! Haha, if you have the guts, kill me! Brothers, drive all the cars over, nail the roadblocks, and no one can let us move today!"

"I'm not going to let you go."

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A group of lackeys pounced on them like wolves and tigers, biting their arms and legs, and then threw the half-dead and bloody people into the mill, without any intention of letting them go for treatment.

Under the night, except for the shrill screams of the road bullies, the traffic was silent.

Can't bear it?

Impossible!

People who make a living these days don't have time to feel sorry for themselves, let alone others. Instead, they suddenly feel that the forum may be really valuable. The almighty netizens are not lying to me. What they say is true. This is Li Cang, the killer with a smiling face.

Emmmm, if I want to memorize knowledge points in the future, I still have to read more forums if I don't know much.