The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Da Leizi quickly calibrated the time, and then breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, fortunately, I have a few days left to renew our relationship. We can still be plastic girlfriends. Miss, hurry up and catch up on your sleep, and wait for Li Cang and the others to come back and return to the base together!"

"So urgent?"

"If you don't want to be annoyed to death by Jiaojiao, here, the debt collection information is coming?"

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Li Cang and Lao Wang patrolled the airspace ahead on the back of Gou Kun and made a final detailed inspection.

Lao Wang said: "This place doesn't look like a commonly used jump cemetery. Could the jump storm in the tidal zone be a side leakage node representing a random airspace? I always feel that no one has been here since the disaster. Why does it look so primitive? Also, we have to think about what to bring to Wu Pangzi's grave!"

This guy is so mean. Although marriage is the grave of love, it is really too much to chat like this. Besides, how can you have the nerve to call Wu Yisong Fatty?

Li Cang scratched his head for a while: "Can't we pick out something decent in our warehouse?"

"Can you be a little sincere? After all, Old Wu is the first one among our acquaintances to hold a major event in his life in the Sky Island era. Is it appropriate to fool him with those vulgar things?"

This question really stumped Li Cang. He had never had any experience in this area since he was a child. But what I want to say is, is there a possibility that many people in this world like vulgar things, and those messy things in our warehouse that are gathering dust are actually stunning?

In short, we have to rest and sleep first. Except for Li Cang who was full of food by fighting, the remaining three people were able to wait until they were sure it was safe before falling asleep, which was already the physiological limit of the physiological limit.

Insect nest

Hundreds of lackeys were rummaging around in the increasingly large, vast, and messy warehouse. The thousands of warehouses that had only been opened up in the past six months had to be served by tens of thousands of worker bees for daily temperature and humidity control, placement, and dust removal. The consumption was huge, and the specific number of various items in it could not be counted, and the weight was calculated in tens of millions of tons.

Even Li Cang himself and Lao Wang, the warehouse manager, didn't know how many inexplicable things they had stuffed in here. Anyway, they were all "chicken ribs" that were not worth the sacrifice.

While hundreds of lackeys were rummaging around, more lackeys helped tens of thousands of worker bees to work overtime in other areas to open new nests to store new goods from the mirage area. The entire insect nest was in chaos.

Several three-legged bees in tuxedos stood on both sides of Li Cang, holding shiny silver plates, iced drinks, fruits, barbecue, towels, and mosquito coils, focusing on highlighting a professional quality.

The black-skinned dogs, who had no idea what Li Cang was looking for or what he was looking for, put things of the right size and length in front of this unreliable stepfather from time to time. The whole scene was serious but with a lingering sense of carelessness.

"How about this?"

Li Cang fished out a flat gold casting similar to the shape of "Early" (early) from the pile of things in front of him. It looked like some kind of ancient Egyptian artifact and was a few years old. But Li Cang didn' t understand it anyway, so who knew?

Big Corpse Brother expressed his opinion with great effort and seriousness: "Ugly."

"Then melt it and make it into gold bricks later." Li Cang threw the thing aside: "You are almost three years old, why do you still speak one word at a time? Go and take extra lessons with Letixia to learn foreign languages ​​or something. It happens that when that woman is free, she is always weird and weird, which makes me annoyed. You hold her back and don't bother me. Do you understand?"

"Roar~"

Well, this time there is no word, which shows that he is protesting. After all, Big Corpse Brother is too lazy to care about his three wives. How can he be willing to deal with Letixia with his honest personality?

Li Cang's soul of giving up suddenly had an idea: "How about giving me some of the bone ornaments of the Miwei insect tribe that I carved by myself? I have a digger who spent three days carving them. They are very beautiful, thoughtful and meaningful!"

Teacher Cang listed all the treasures: "The blue wolf and the human-faced spider are also good, huge and full of momentum!"

The magician was still not satisfied: "There are more."

Big Corpse Brother didn't say a word.

After rummaging through the things presented by the younger brothers, the giant claws carefully twisted out an antique wooden box, opened it, and inside was a set of pure black cups and plates, as thin as cicada wings and extremely delicate.

"Roar~"

Li Cang's face suddenly looked very bad: "You rebellious son!"

Who the hell would have thought that he, Li, worked hard all night, and this wedding gift was actually chosen by Big Corpse Brother.

Li Cang simply didn't go up. He stood under the insect nest, enjoying the natural cool wind and opening the mini wish interface to count the important inventory in the mill, while trying to find the creative sparkle and the posture to fight with the little coin.

The next morning.

Li Lace, Lao Wang, and Tai Xiaoyi also went down the insect nest. A little girl who didn't follow martial ethics opened the box in Li Cang's hand and took a look. She smiled and pinched Li Cang's face and pulled it like a noodle: "Oh, you have good taste, Teacher Cang, your aesthetics has really improved!"

"Well, I like this set of things too. There is no extra lace on the whole body. It is so simple that it is cold. It looks like a temperament that people can't describe. Well, it's like the bamboo and cedar mentioned in ancient poems. Anyway, I can't see it myself. If the ancestors say it is, it is it!" Lao Wang said: "By the way, what is this thing called, Longshan black pottery?"

"I don't know, where did it come from?"

"This stall should be the belongings of the old Tsepesh family. I forgot about it. What are you going to give me, Dalei?"

"The little lady and I have already agreed. She picked out a few pieces of jade cicadas and jade combs, but she hasn't decided which one to bring yet. I found a set of mother-of-pearl lacquerware jewelry boxes and put a few more pieces of jewelry in them for Jiaojiao to use as heirlooms. You Woolen cloth?"

"I was thinking about it all night last night. The old boy is destined to have quarrels in the future. I will give him some practical furniture. Whether he uses it for himself or for family fun, you can see where I put it. Mr. Cang, you can see That Hästens big mattress is missing, please ask those black men of yours to help me look for it!”

Li Cang: "."

A bunch of evil beasts!

How about I just leave all this exhausting work alone?

"Holiday! Wonderful holiday! I finally have a holiday!" Li Laixi cheered an hour later and warned Li Cang: "Don't mention the mill! Don't say your prayers! All serious things are prohibited! Li, please spoil the fun for me again. "

"I know, I know." Li Cang reluctantly set up the radar reminder, checked the phased array of anti-transmission array missiles that are automatically launched and detected every 15 minutes, and took a final look at the sixth-grade Chinese textbook with his tail curled up and gold-rimmed glasses. Letitia from the textbook and Brother Zhi, whose expression was even more speechless than hers, said: "You know what you are looking for!"

Letitia bowed deeply: "Yes, Master."

Big Corpse Brother: "Roar~"

Others took the homologous passage, while Li Cang took the one-way jump point. If it was not necessary, Li Cang really didn't want to suffer the crime of smuggling, but if he took the single jump point——

"Wow, Teacher Cang!"

"Teacher Cang, Teacher Cang, I am Xiao Xiao. I am in my class today. Do you still remember me?"

"Teacher Cang, did you come back this time specifically to attend the wedding?"

"Hello, Teacher Cang, I am Hao Zhixing, a columnist from the Base Daily! What do you think of the recent situation in the base? What are your thoughts on the base's newly promulgated force control regulations? Do you think the 37.35% mercenary tax is reasonable? Hello! Teacher Cang, can you please answer my question? Just one!

Why did timi have reporters start stalking me?

Don't you have anything else to do?

Who is a serious person with nothing to do?

"Hello everyone. Hello everyone."

Li Cangqiang spread out various small gifts prepared in advance with a smile on his face, feeling as if he was fleeing for safety.

"Hold the grass! What is this? A diamond bracelet?"

"Is this Teacher Cang? I love it! Teacher Cang is indeed as generous as the rumors say."

"Look at how you have never seen the world. You have only been here a few days. You will know later. Sister Xiaoshui also received a Hermès Birkin bag before, in green ostrich skin."

"I can't do it anymore," a gay man said, "I can only pick up the leftovers from the young ladies. Last time, a three-stage walking corpse was dissected and disfigured and no one wanted it. In the end, I carried it back. Hehehe. .”

Regardless of the time, the coin throwing tactic always works.

Li Cang had been squatting for who knows how long. The reporters and comrades on several floors with dark circles under his eyes were quickly overwhelmed by the girls' intentional and unintentional obstruction and plotting. They could only watch helplessly as Li Cang rode the car specially placed here for traffic. The heavy machine flew away.

"Huh~"

Li Cang reached out and touched the helmet from behind. Just as he was about to put it on, the translator flashed a red light and spoke automatically, and the voice that came out was still Old Wang's mean voice: "Found the wireless transmission device, Teacher Cang, it seems there is a kid here." I secretly photographed you!”

"I told you I don't like this new feature."

It was replaced by Bai Huazi's voice: "Okay, do you need me to convey your opinions immediately to the great designer, the omnipotent Mr. Zhong Jianzhang?"

Li Cang sighed, looked at the small camera in the helmet, and pinched it: "These paparazzi are as hopeless as Lao Wang."

at the same time.

In a cafe 50 kilometers away from the one-way jump point bunker, a female reporter clenched her fists excitedly: "Wuhu, I got it, I got it, they can pay at least 500 coins for this close-up view, and I can finally pay the rent and eat." Great meal!”

The female reporter clicked on a chat group on her mobile phone——

"Gouzi: [picture][picture][picture], I present 3 beautiful single-angle photos of Teacher Cang, and a 13-second video of holding a girl in his arms. You have 10 minutes to bid. If no one bids, poor Gouzi will I can only sell the video to the editor-in-chief of the newspaper who exploits employees every day!”

“Ipoh: 150!”

"She Hui from the First Hospital: Where did this sister come from? I'd better save the 150 for licking the screen for free photos, 400!"

"Liao Wenzi: Who brought this person in, so he doesn't understand the rules?"

“11230045: That’s right!”

"Zhu Hongmian: Goose goose, my surname is Li. Instructor Rao is a real relative. Pay attention to the attitude of your words~"

"Yuan Lijuan: The daughter of that legendary figure? 500!"

"Shan Wan: Return Yibao, tsk, 800!"

"Jinxin: 1500!"

"She Hui from the First Hospital: Brother Jinxin, please leave a way to survive! Do you want to collect everything without missing anything?"

"Ding, Zhenzhen joins the group chat."

"Zhen Zhen: Raise your hands! You are all under arrest!"

"Gouzi: Damn, who brought my sworn enemy into the group to destroy my business, right? The cunning rabbit will be killed by the lackey, right? Do you still have any morals at all?"

"Zhen Zhen: I have Teacher Cang's bed photos! Bath photos! Hot spring photos!"

"Gouzi: Dad! The group leader gives it to you! Please be sure to chat with me privately, I have a friend."

"Jin Xin: Hey, hey, what are you two doing? Want to take it all for yourself? To enrich your own pockets, right?"

"Ding, 'Gouzi' has set the group owner as 'Zhen Zhen'."

"She Hui from the First Hospital: That's right, why don't we just set up a group to pay to watch the files and prohibit downloading, otherwise this group will have offline PK sooner or later. Wait, open the door, and I will bring in a few more people."

Hot Springs Mountain Villa.

"Hmph, you destroyed another den, and you didn't even look at what I was doing. How dare you make dirty money without telling me?" Qin Zhenzhen, who was sitting on the bench in front of the villa, sent several photos of someone to dozens of groups. After taking a photo of riding a motorcycle up the mountain to test his skills, which caused a lot of cries and howls, he stood up and waved sweetly to Li Cang: "Welcome home~"

Li Cang stopped the motorcycle: "It's so weird to laugh! Are you in trouble? The kind that Old Man Bei can't hold back?"

"No way."

"Where's my mother?"

"The instructor is at work, Aunt Kong is at home, Sister Leilei is being trained, and she doesn't want to have lunch at home~"

"Should!"

Yesterday, we were going back to the base. When we got home, we ran away without even saying hello. In the eyes of Master Kong, the kitchen tyrant who had been busy all day and night, this was a serious crime that deserved to be peeled off.

Haha, Li Laisi was not unfair at all in this scolding.

Otherwise, look at how Teacher Cang licked it: "I'm starving to death! Aunt Kong, what did you have for breakfast? What do we have for lunch? What about at night?"

Kong Jingqiao, who is always unsmiling in the kitchen, has a quick and gentle expression on her face, which can be described as kind: "There is longan and lotus seed porridge in the white pot. It is not very sweet. I have a few dishes here. It will be ready soon!"

Li Laisi kept her face dark and mouthed silently: "Haha, friend of women, the Great Tengu!"

Li Cang winked at the girl proudly and slurped down his porridge: "Guys who don't know how to assess the situation usually die miserably! That's it? You say I have no emotional intelligence? Why are you so embarrassed?"

"Eat, eat, eat! I'll fight you to death!"

Pa~

Li Leisi was knocked on the head by Chef Kong.

Chef Kong, who was holding the dishes, turned around and faced Li Cang with a smile on his face: "The violent maniac won't be back at noon, and Goldfish is also busy. Let's eat first. Look how thin you are. You haven't eaten well recently, right?" How can you succeed by relying on skills? People are like iron rice or steel."

"I'll serve you the food!"

"You sit down, there's no need for that little clock."

"Yeah!" Lao Wang hurriedly put down the porridge bowl, wiped his mouth, and almost stood up to salute, "What's wrong, Mom? I'm here!"

Kong Jingqiao pointed to another larger black soup pot: "This is yours."

Lao Wang looked confused and hesitantly opened the soup pot. Based on his meager knowledge of medicinal materials and abundant practical experience, he could roughly identify the medicinal materials: raspberry, dodder, privet fruit, schisandra, wolfberry, aconite, astragalus, morinda, epimedium, antlers. Jiao Yang Qi Shi.

wait.

The muscles on Master Wang’s face were twitching:

Li Cang!

Look at the evil you have done!

You are so guilty!

You really deserve to die!

Li Cang said with a kind look on his face: "What are you doing standing there in a daze? Aunt Kong thought, drink it while it's hot, you'd rather~"

"I"

"That's right, drink it while it's hot. I added some sweetness. It tastes more medicinal when it's cold!"

"Okay mom!"

"Aunt!"

"Okay Mom! Got it Mom!"

Kong Jingqiao shook her head helplessly, not bothering to correct this shameless guy: "This kid"