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"This guy is completely crazy~" Lao Wang set up his semi-finished SOP template, "In a crazy state, with 120% ground cleanliness, Lei Zi, I don't know if you have noticed, he asked the bastard to take it Gil, who measured the group of people one by one, then sent all the 40,000 outstanding ones to Mu Shenlu. Oh, yes, when I was measuring the ruler, I was pretty sure there was a handsome little blond guy who was bokiing."

The young lady threw a silver steak knife over, and it naturally bounced off Lao Wang's Hunyuan belly.

"Can you please stop being disgusting with me and the little lady?" Li Laixi rolled her eyelids, "He has always been very diligent and thrifty in running a household - I bet those people can't last more than three months in Mu Shen Continent, 50 pills!"

"Didn't you just win two bags from Teacher Cang? Why, there's not enough for you so quickly?" Lao Wang showed a wretched and happy expression, "Dalei, you can't do this. You are not collecting food, you are just asking for food." It’s just a reminder!”

"Fuck you!" Li Laixi thought about it and added: "Hey, do you think our teacher Cang is as strong as you but weak in nature?"

"That's it for protection?"

Lao Wang was having fun, and loaded the magazine.

Boom~

Given his size, Lao Wang was stunned and was knocked back half a step. Lao Wang cursed and pulled out the metal fragment stuck on his shoulder: "Why does this crappy muzzle keep breaking? Miss, take out your handle." I'll check it out and I think it's time for an overhaul."

After repairing the defensive structure, Lao Wang pointed his gun at a row of people standing in the distance: "Stand still for me, with your back straight, okay, not bad, now, put the apple on your forehead, nonono, It’s not that you guys should hold it on your chest.”

"???"

Bang!

An unlucky man responded and flew back more than twenty meters away. Fortunately, this big sniper was just a template for the production of SOP. As an orbital strongman with dozens of C power and various life-saving skills, it was just a blast of sniper bullets. , the whole body can still be kept.

"Wuhu~" Lao Wang waved his fist vigorously, "900 meters, one hit is fatal!"

"You only hit him about three centimeters on the side." The young lady said without raising her head, "Zhong, why can't you let them go? They won't live long as slave laborers in Tilly or Mu Shenlu. , maybe it will be even more painful, please don’t be like this, okay?”

"No, they look familiar to me. They were definitely standing on the island and mocking me at that time." Lao Wang fired again, and the high-speed bullet of the semi-finished SOP template successfully sniped away the air around the man, making him feel infinite terror and terror. He fell to the ground due to psychological suffocation, "Well, this guy's luck is as good as mine."

"You know you're noisy, right?" Li Leisi threw a stone as big as a bowl, "Is Li Cang finished?"

"Now that we're done, what else can we do? Shall we scrape off those damn guys' hairs one by one and sell them by weight to the idiots in the barber shop?"

Bang!

"So why don't people who even have such short hair like fine hair? Isn't the color of body hair consistent with the hair?" Li Laixi said melancholy, "It's over, they have offended Li Cang, and Li Cang will definitely not do it in the future. Come with me to get my hair done again, little lady, before I smash up their shop, I want to ask if there is a better shop than that one in the base?"

"It will be there after you smash it."

"You two are such a damn perfect match! Little Miss, please don't join them in their dirty deeds!"

"What are we talking about?" Li Cang came over and grabbed Li Laixi's beer and drank half the can. A blush suddenly appeared on his face. "I don't understand why there are such ugly guys in the world who can be poor. They Wouldn’t it be very fulfilling to go from playing with your own future to playing with yourself?”

Bang!

"Yes! Hit the target!" Lao Wang said: "I'm not telling you, can you two stop getting tired in front of me? There are rooms upstairs and insect nests downstairs! I'm going to get a fucking needle eye!"

Li Laisi wanted to touch her or something, so she kept pushing her head into Li Cang's arms: "It's none of your business!"

Li Cang threw out thirty or forty rounds of Isolaye's Burning, and directly took away the pot from Lao Wang's shooting range: "Now that I have asked, it is obvious that they have a tough mouth."

The happiness disappeared, and Lao Wang tried his best to raise his middle finger: "Beast! Miss Letisia? Can you give me another can of cold drink!"

Letitia wore a long Yukata from Li Cang outside her gold and gem-woven shell suit, and swam behind Lao Wang like a ghost: "Your wife will give it to you, I Not your slave, but his."

"Everyone has such a damn temper. Don't forget that I said a good word for you when you begged grandpa to tell grandma to sign the contract! But, as expected, this is what home feels like!" Lao Wang grinned, "Hey, little sister, can I ask why you are wearing your master's pajamas?"

"Because it makes me feel at ease." Letitia said seriously, and swam behind Li Lei, "Mother, your tequila bomb and butterbeer, I suggest you drink less, this is also a bomb, Heat bomb."

Li Leisi shuddered: "Thank you, and also, call me sister!"

"Okay Mistress."

Li Cang glanced sideways at Letisia: "Why are you wandering around here if you don't want to hatch your egg? I see you are upset!"

The two women said at the same time: "(Teacher Cang), don't keep trying to find trouble with Xiaoya!"

Li Cang was confused: "No, when did she bribe you two?"

Tai Xiaoyi put her arm around Letitia's shoulders and pulled her into the kitchen: "Xiaoya is very good at freezing things. She can do it in one second. You don't want to spend a difficult summer on the track, right?"

Lao Wang raised his hands crazily: "I want a bucket of cold beer and a whole bucket of lemon and orange tea!"

Li Cang was speechless: "What about you? What's wrong with you? I asked her to monitor you playing games every day!"

"Me?" Li Leisi twisted her chin and thought for a while, then started to count her fingers: "Little aunt, Suo Zhihui, Qin Zhenzhen, Duan Li, Cloris, Aurora, Irene, Kaiya, Xi'er, Valsina, Avila - of course I am adapting to the life of Mr. Li Cang in advance, so as not to blend in. "

"Hold the grass! There are already so many before you know it!" Lao Wang sat up in shock while he was dying, "But I don't agree with not including our Aunt Jin!"

"Hey! Are you having an affair with her? You really have a big appetite lately?"

Li Cang said speechlessly: "If you two have no work, you can bite a lighter. People on the forum like to watch beautiful women bite lighters, so you can earn some subsidies to support your family."

"Teacher Cang, can you be more optimistic?" Li Leisi stood on Li Cang's shoulder like a happy bird spreading its wings, "We have made at least 20 million in revenue today!"

"I'm already very optimistic," Li Cang said. "In the past two years, the coins in my hand have rarely exceeded 10 million. Remember, the amount we have to pay back in five years is 100 million."

Li Laixi blinked: "Who said there is no such thing? You can invest 3 billion in me for a while, and then I will give you a severe interest."

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Lao Wang covered his ears, gave the two of them a middle finger, and left without saying a word. He was silent until Lao Wang in the kitchen finally scolded: "Little miss, look at them! Did you hear what these two big beasts are talking about?" Damn it, it feels like a good boy and a good girl who were brought up by me are flirting in front of me, it’s really eye-catching!”

"Zhong~ Shut up!"